Nomarriage.com

[Napoleon Chynamite]

http://www.nomarriage.com/why_foreign_women_are_better.html

The article speaks for itself. Just funny (or in this case sad) shit I read when I'm bored.

[Smush]

It's so weird it's funny :biggrin:

[yick]

So how long do you thing before us guys get to be EXOTIFIED on a greater scale? Fortunately for me I've been there done that.. I'm just looking out for the rest of my "brothers". ;-p

Oh yeah... DEFINITELY BRAZILIAN!!

[asvenus]

Every foreign girl I've met was superior in every conceivable way to any other girl I've known, from attractiveness to personality.
i mean speaking from a purely objective viewpoint i'd have to agree though... :tongue:

all non-white women are exotified and commodified into little packages like a box of chocolates waiting for the white (&increasingly nonwhite) men to pick us out and decide what flavour he wants today...hmmm, caramel, cherry, brazilnut...choices choices... :rolleyes:

[kimpossible]

Amazing. After reading that I, too, want an exotic foreign woman. I claim asvenus as my wife.

[yick]

i mean speaking from a purely objective viewpoint i'd have to agree though... :tongue:

all non-white women are exotified and commodified into little packages like a box of chocolates waiting for the white (&increasingly nonwhite) men to pick us out and decide what flavour he wants today...hmmm, caramel, cherry, brazilnut...choices choices... :rolleyes:

A great American icon (or at least his mother) once said "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!" And I guess that carries through everything in life. But here's to the "variety" of chocolate. :wink: Ofcourse, this begs to ask the question, "which flavour chocolate are you and why?" (Yick points to asvenus) :biggrin:

Everyone feel free to answer, men included.

[kimpossible]

back off, she's mine.

[yick]

back off, she's mine.

Aren't you already in a "brucelinda" marriage you SELLOUT!!!! :wink: Plus chocolates and candies are meant to be shared, that's why they come in packages of multiples. :biggrin:

Plus how are you going to make a relationship work between a 25 and an 88 ;-p year old....

[kimpossible]

Plus how are you going to make a relationship work between a 25 and an 88 ;-p year old....

all them foreign honies love and appreciate dried up pruney Americans - gosh!

but perhaps we can timeshare. during summer i'll take her up to Alaska to hunt wolverines.

[yick]

I prefer seal clubbing up north, but that's just on a personal note.

i mean speaking from a purely objective viewpoint i'd have to agree though... :tongue:

all non-white women are exotified and commodified into little packages like a box of chocolates waiting for the white (&increasingly nonwhite) men to pick us out and decide what flavour he wants today...hmmm, caramel, cherry, brazilnut...choices choices... :rolleyes:

Are you saying women don't have that choice? I can understand that the choices may not be as attractive since generally, IMO, I've found non-whites, African Americans to a lesser extent, marginalized and depicted in a poor light. I can't think of one male asian that's a sex symbol in North American media. But the choice is still there. Hell I welcome "consumption". :biggrin:

[thaite]

I'm sold.

[asvenus]

*chants*fight fight!! heh heh...sad thing is though i think im what is termed..'past my sell by date'...no im not being self-effacing my auntie actually said that to me a week ago!!
so unless you fancy something abit chewy and bitter..keep on pickin peoples!!

[A.R.A.M.]

*chants*fight fight!! heh heh...sad thing is though i think im what is termed..'past my sell by date'...no im not being self-effacing my auntie actually said that to me a week ago!!
so unless you fancy something abit chewy and bitter..keep on pickin peoples!!

Haha, but you're just 25. You've yet to hit your "prime", if you know what I mean. :wink:

[yick]

i think im what is termed..'past my sell by date'...no im not being self-effacing my auntie actually said that to me a week ago!!

Nice aunt. If you're past your "best before date" than I'm moldy cheese curds. :eek: But honestly do you feel pressured because of your age to get involved with someone? It's a throw-back to your aunts era and frankly I think it should stay there. :mad:

Well enough ranting from me... for now.... stay tuned for more...

[asvenus]

Nice aunt. If you're past your "best before date" than I'm moldy cheese curds. :eek: But honestly do you feel pressured because of your age to get involved with someone? It's a throw-back to your aunts era and frankly I think it should stay there. :mad:

Well enough ranting from me... for now.... stay tuned for more...
keenly awaits more ranting!!
i dont feel pressured as my mother is not into that crap at all although when i go to visit my grandparents(in india) i will be keeping a close eye on my passport if you know what i mean :wink: heh heh... :frown:

PS: im soooo joking people...

[kimpossible]

Hah! You have to see this - advertised on the same site. Cost of Having Sex with a Girlfriend Calculator (http://www.costofsex.com/)

[sOKaLiBoY]

LOL the total cost for me is $88 per time we have sex!!

[golden_buns]

Though he mades a point, so far from all the countries I've been into U.S has;

- The highest number of drama queens per capita
- The highest number of fugly bitches who think they're hot, therefore, the center of the universe

[YuheiCarreau]

Though he mades a point, so far from all the countries I've been into U.S has;

- The highest number of drama queens per capita
- The highest number of fugly bitches who think they're hot, therefore, the center of the universe

Two words for ya: visit England.

Never have I seen so many bottle blondes, so much pancake makeup, such incredible ego trips.

[nola]

Are women more dramatic these days?

Probably.

[asvenus]

Two words for ya: visit England.

Never have I seen so many bottle blondes, so much pancake makeup, such incredible ego trips.
wow...you really hated over here!! where did you go...essex?? :eek:
you have to remember over here even if youre the most hideous thing that ever waddled along on two legs, bleaching that hair blonde immediately transforms you into a lithe sex goddess...well according to the sun anyway :rolleyes:

[SunWuKong]

Though he mades a point, so far from all the countries I've been into U.S has;

- The highest number of drama queens per capita
- The highest number of fugly bitches who think they're hot, therefore, the center of the universe

eh. from my own personal experience, HK girls are much more drama prone than American girls are.

[YuheiCarreau]

wow...you really hated over here!! where did you go...essex?? :eek:
you have to remember over here even if youre the most hideous thing that ever waddled along on two legs, bleaching that hair blonde immediately transforms you into a lithe sex goddess...well according to the sun anyway :rolleyes:

No, I liked England well enough, except for the weather. I was just shocked by the number of girls who seemed to think dying their hair peroxide blonde would make them into Marilyn Monroe. They really seemed to be completely unaware of how gross they looked.

[Deadpool]

No, I liked England well enough, except for the weather. I was just shocked by the number of girls who seemed to think dying their hair peroxide blonde would make them into Marilyn Monroe. They really seemed to be completely unaware of how gross they looked.

The only attractive people I saw in England were foreigners.

[golden_buns]

eh. from my own personal experience, HK girls are much more drama prone than American girls are.
Would they go to the extent of crying and throwing a girls night out dedicated at why John hasn't called Jane?

[Craig]

Though he mades a point, so far from all the countries I've been into U.S has;

- The highest number of drama queens per capita
- The highest number of fugly bitches who think they're hot, therefore, the center of the universeSounds like you spent more time in California than you did in Texas.
Would they go to the extent of crying and throwing a girls night out dedicated at why John hasn't called Jane?There must be a story behind that comment.

[golden_buns]

Sounds like you spent more time in California than you did in Texas.

Actually, the reason why I liked Cali so much more was that the level of drama wasn't as high as Texas.


There must be a story behind that comment.

Jester had a lot of that

[Craig]

Actually, the reason why I liked Cali so much more was that the level of drama wasn't as high as Texas.
Guess you haven't had enough time to observe that many Californians. I see more drama here in California from supposedly educated adults than I ever did in high school, college or university in Texas.
Jester had a lot of that
I mainly went to Jester to get free food from friends who parents bought them dining plans. I was a poor student. The UT dorm experience and related observations is something I voluntarily opted out of.

[nola]

I can see that going on in a place like Texas.

Dallas, Houston or something. I've been to Houston. They dressed up to go to the malls. There were many malls.

[SunWuKong]

Would they go to the extent of crying and throwing a girls night out dedicated at why John hasn't called Jane?

i'm generalising here...

but instead of crying, they'd probably be calling you every couple of hours, no matter if you're at work or if you're out having a drink with some friends.

the general rule with HK girls is that they're financially high maintenance when you're just getting to know them, and they become emotionally high maintenance after you've established a relationship.

again, just generalising here. i personally know HK girls that don't do this.

I can see that going on in a place like Texas.

Dallas, Houston or something. I've been to Houston. They dressed up to go to the malls. There were many malls.

you haven't seen anything yet till you've been to Minnesota!

[yick]

I'm a little wary of marriage. I love women and if I get married I'll love woMAN!! Don't know if I'm ready for that... :biggrin: But if I ever decide to go to England from the sounds of it I'll be lucky to find woMAN... :frown:

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I'm a little wary of marriage. I love women and if I get married I'll love woMAN!! Don't know if I'm ready for that... :biggrin: But if I ever decide to go to England from the sounds of it I'll be lucky to find woMAN... :frown:

Okay seriously you need to stop quoting Russell Peters. That's my job~