Adult Video News Awards

[deez nuts]

damn i didn't even know it was done and over with till i caught howard stern on E last night.

i went to one of the AVN award shows years back with a bunch of my closest friends. we had a blast and ever since then we've been updating one another on what video to watch, which actress to watch etc etc etc; except for this year.

i probably recognize, at best, a third of the titles, actors and actresses on the winner's list. the only thing i remember watching and stuck out in my mind on the list of winners was for best anal cuz of the ass reaming lexington steele gave katsumi.

Best Video Feature
Bella Loves Jenna, Club Jenna/Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Film
The Masseuse, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best DVD
Fetish Circus, Ninn Worx/Pure Play Media

Best Gonzo Release
Gina Lynn's Darkside, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel Productions

Best Gonzo Series
Jack's Playground, Digital Playground

Best Sex Comedy
Misty Beethoven: The Musical, VCA Pictures

Best Vignette Release
Tales From the Crack, Evil Angel Productions

Best Vignette Series
Sodomania, Elegant Angel Productions

Best All-Sex Release
Stuntgirl, Clockwork Productions/Hustler Video

Best Continuing Video Series
Girlvert, JM Productions

Best High-Definition Production
Island Fever 3, Digital Playground

Best Interactive DVD
Groupie Love, Digital Sin

Best Classic DVD
Deep Throat: Remastered, Arrow Productions

Best Foreign Feature
Hot Rats, IFG /Smash Pictures

Best Foreign All-Sex Release
Lost Angels: Katsumi, Ninn Worx / Pure Play Media

Best Foreign All-Sex Series
Pleasures of the Flesh, New Sensations

Best Anal-Themed Feature
Big Wet Asses 3, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Anal-Themed Series
Ass Worship, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel Productions


Best All-Girl Feature
The Connasseur, Belladonna Entertainment/Evil Angel Productions

Best All-Girl Series
The Violation of …, JM Productions

Best Ethnic-Themed Release – Asian
Dress-Up Doll Asuka, Oriental Dream Pictures

Best Ethnic-Themed Release – Black
Pimpfomation XXX, Onyxxx Films

Best Ethnic-Themed Release – Latin
Spanish Fly Pussy Search 14, Evasive Angles Entertainment

Best Interracial Release
Once You Go Black 3, Jules Jordan/Evil Angel Productions

Best Ethnic-Themed Series
Black Reign, Mercenary Pictures

Best P.O.V. Release
P.O.V. Pervert 3, Red Light District

Best Oral-Themed Feature
Francesca Lé's Cum Swallowing Whores 3, LéWood Productions/JM Productions

Best Oral-Themed Series
Blow Me Sandwich, Zero Tolerance Entertainment

Best Amateur Release
Adventure Sex, Hustler Video

Best Amateur Series
Homegrown Video, Xplor Media Group

Best Pro-Am Release
The Luv Generation, Black Mirror Productions

Best Pro-Am Series
Breakin' 'Em In, Vouyer Productions/Red Light District

Best Alternative Release
Family Business: The Complete First Season, Showtime Entertainment


Performer Awards

Best New Starlet
Cytherea

Best Male Newcomer
Tommy Gunn

Female Performer of the Year
Lauren Phoenix

Male Performer of the Year
Manuel Ferrara

Female Foreign Performer of the Year
Katsumi

Male Foreign Performer of the Year
Steve Holmes

Transsexual Performer of the Year
Vicki Richter

Best Actress – Film
Jenna Jameson, The Masseuse, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Actress – Video
Jessica Drake, Fluff and Fold, Wicked Pictures

Best Actor – Film
Justin Sterling, The Masseuse, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Actor – Video
Barrett Blade, Loaded, Digital Playground

Best Supporting Actress – Film
Lezley Zen, Bare Stage, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Supporting Actress – Video
Ashley Blue, Adore, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Supporting Actor – Film
Rod Fontana, The 8th Sin, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Supporting Actor – Video
Randy Spears, Fluff and Fold, Wicked Pictures

Best Non-Sex Performance
Mike Horner, The Collector, Wicked Pictures

Best Tease Performance
Vicky Vette, Metropolis, Nectar Entertainment


Director AWARDS

Best Director – Film
Paul Thomas, The Masseuse, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Director – Video
David Stanley, Pretty Girl, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Director – Non-Feature
Jack the Zipper, Stuntgirl, Clockwork Productions/Hustler Video

Best Director – Foreign Release
Narcis Bosch, Hot Rats, IFG/Smash Pictures


Sex Scene AWARDS

Best All-Girl Sex Scene – Film
The Masseuse, Jenna Jameson & Savanna Samson, Vivid Entertainment


Best All-Girl Sex Scene – Video
The Violation of Audrey Hollander, Audrey Hollander, Gia Paloma, Ashley Blue, Tyla Wynn, Brodi & Kelly Kline, JM Productions

Best Anal Sex Scene
Lex Steele XXX 3, Katsumi & Lexington Steele, Mercenary Pictures

Best Oral Sex Scene – Film
The Collector, Jessica Drake, Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins & Voodoo, Wicked Pictures

Best Oral Sex Scene – Video
Cum Swallowing Whores 2 , Ava Devine, Francesca Lé, Guy DiSilva, Rod Fontana, Steven French, Scott Lyons, Mario Rossi & Arnold Schwartzenpecker, LéWood/JM Productions

Best Couples Sex Scene– Film
The Masseuse, Jenna Jameson & Justin Sterling, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Couples Sex Scene – Video
Stuntgirl, Venus & Manuel Ferrara, Clockwork Productions/Hustler Video

Best Group Sex Scene-Film
Dual Identity, Katsumi, Savanna Samson & Alec Metro, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Group Sex Scene – Video
Orgy World 7, Venus, Ariana Jollee, Staci Thorn, Zena, Louisa, Trinity, Jasmine, Nike, Melanie X, Others, Evasive Angles

Best Threeway Sex Scene – Video
Erotic Stories: Lovers & Cheaters, Dani Woodward, Barrett Blade & Kurt Lockwood, New Sensations

Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production
Rocco Ravishes Russia, Rocco's 10 Girl Reverse Gang Bang, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel Productions

Best Solo Sex Scene
Penny Flame, Repo Girl, Digital Playground

Most Outrageous Sex Scene
Misty Beethoven: The Musical, Chloe, Ava Vincent & Randy Spears in “Randy's Singing Penis,” VCA Pictures


Technical AWARDS

Best Screenplay – Film
The Collector, Brad Armstrong, Wicked Pictures

Best Screenplay – Video
Pretty Girl, David Stanley, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Art Direction – Film
The Collector, Wicked Pictures

Best Art Direction – Video
In the Garden of Shadows, Ninn Worx/Pure Play Media

Best Cinematography
Flirts, Andrew Blake, Studio A Entertainment

Best Videography
In the Garden of Shadows, Barry Wood and Chris Hall, Ninn Worx/Pure Play Media

Best Editing – Film
The Masseuse, Sonny Malone, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Editing - Video
Bella Loves Jenna, Justin Sterling, Club Jenna/Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Special Effects
Bella Loves Jenna, Club Jenna/Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Music
Groupie Love, Lloyd Banks, Bank Shot Productions, Digital Sin

Best DVD Extras
Millionaire, Private USA/Pure Play Media

Best DVD Menus
In the Garden of Shadows, Ninn Worx/Pure Play


Specialty AWARDS

Best Specialty Release – Big Bust
Francesca's Juggies, LéWood Productions/JM Productions

Best Specialty Release – BDSM
Nina Hartley's Private Sessions 13, Bizarre Video

Best Specialty Release – Spanking
Nina Hartley's Guide to Spanking, Adam & Eve

Best Specialty Release – Foot Fetish
Leg Affair 7, H2 Video/LFP Video

Best Specialty Release – Other Genre
Cytherea Iz Squirtwoman, Elegant Angel Production

Best Transsexual Release
She-Male Strokers 6, Mancini Productions/Exquisite Multimedia


Marketing AWARDS

Best DVD Packaging
Millionaire, Private USA/Pure Play Media

Best VHS Packaging
Island Fever 3, Digital Playground

Best Box Cover Concept
The Chunky Whisperer, SkinTight Pictures/Legend

Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Company Image
Club Jenna

Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Individual Project
1 Night in Paris, Red Light District

Best Marketing Website
EvilAngel.com, Evil Angel Productions

Best Retail Website(tie)
AdultDVDEmpire.co
WantedList.com

Best Renting Title of the Year
1 Night in Paris, Red Light District

Best Selling Title of the Year
1 Night in Paris, Red Light District


Special AWARDS

Hall of Fame
James Avalon
Seymore Butts
Rod Fontana
Kylie Ireland
C.J. Lang
Francesca Lé
Mai Lin
Jim Powers
Serenity
Shane
Steven St. Croix
Taylor Wane


Reuben Sturman Award
Harry Mohney, Déjà Vu Showgirls

[nola]

Glad to see there aren't too many Asian women on this list. So an Asian woman got the best anal award?

How many of the films on the list are geared more for women viewers than men?

[moJo]

what's Pro-Am? i wanna see what is considered a "sex comedy". like, is it actually witty and funny?

[deez nuts]

Glad to see there aren't too many Asian women on this list. So an Asian woman got the best anal award?

katsumi is half french and half vietnamese she's an import from france - so they say anyways.

what's Pro-Am? i wanna see what is considered a "sex comedy". like, is it actually witty and funny?


pro-am aka professional amateur is when established male porn stars bones female new comers that wanna break into the buisness a la john stagliano's buttman series, randy west's up and cummers, etc etc etc.

[Bhodi_Li]

Do they televise this?

[deez nuts]

Do they televise this?

on pay per view.

[Meki]

katsumi is half french and half vietnamese she's an import from france - so they say anyways.


pro-am aka professional amateur is when established male porn stars bones female new comers that wanna break into the buisness a la john stagliano's buttman series, randy west's up and cummers, etc etc etc.


It's a little frightening that you know so much about this industry... I mean not just the people in them but actual details of the industry. I would be a little scared to see how vast your porn library is... :wink:

[SunWuKong]

how do the announcers call out the titles without busting out laughing?

[deez nuts]

It's a little frightening that you know so much about this industry... I mean not just the people in them but actual details of the industry. I would be a little scared to see how vast your porn library is... :wink:

i don't have a porn library.

my goal after i retire from medicine is to open a strip bar and start my own porn production company. the strip bar would already give me a breeding ground for girls wanting to break into the porn industry or for those looking to make a little extra cash for the month.

[nola]

glad to know the butt lady's only half-Asian.

[deez nuts]

how do the announcers call out the titles without busting out laughing?

it's funny they take this shit real seriously. they got like a full orchestra, they give speeches when they win and some even cry.

[kpih]

Speaking of Porn...

Fallen U.S. Porn King Goldstein Rebuilds With Bagels

By John Zawadzinski

NEW YORK (Reuters) - He spent a lifetime peddling smut and once had an $11 million fortune, but after losing everything and becoming just another homeless New Yorker, Al Goldstein is now happy pushing bagels instead of porn.

Goldstein, a founding father of America's porn industry, now hustles bagels and white fish at a New York-based deli and catering establishment.

"I've always loved food more than sex, so this is really my first love," said Goldstein, 69, now a cold-calling salesman for New York City Bagels. "I've gone from broads to bagels."

Goldstein has good reason to feel good about his new career, however mundane, after becoming homeless last year when the porn empire he began building in 1968 collapsed.


The former owner of Milky Way Productions, home of Screw magazine and the now defunct X-rated cult show "Midnight Blue," went bankrupt over a year ago after amassing an $11 million fortune. Screw once sold over 140,000 copies weekly and was a cash cow thanks to ads for call girls and prostitutes before it fell victim to Internet porn and sagging circulation.


"The Internet made pornography available for free and I couldn't compete," said Goldstein, who now lives on Staten Island, with his fifth wife, Christine, 28.


Those he befriended in the porn business, a billion-dollar industry he helped pioneer, turned their backs to him. Even his own son, Jordan, a Harvard graduate who works for a New York-based law firm, refuses to speak to him.


"My life has turned to crap," Goldstein said. "To go from a being a millionaire and then living in a homeless shelter and being rejecting by 98 percent of your friends is horrendous, but I'm a survivor."


PASSION FOR BAGELS


Goldstein was hired late last year as a greeter at New York's 2nd Avenue Deli, paid $10 an hour to welcome customers and show them to their tables. He held the position for a few months but was fired when it was discovered he was sleeping in the restaurant.


Now he works at New York City Bagels on commission, cold calling customers to generate corporate accounts.


"Al is very passionate about the work and he brings a lot to the table," said Glenn Teyf, one of the owners of New York City Bagels, who hired Goldstein more than a month ago on a referral. "Al Goldstein by far has increased our business."


Goldstein's current occupation and lifestyle are worlds apart from where he once was. He lost his $2.5 million Pompano Beach, Florida, mansion and his townhouse on New York's East 61st Street, which were both sold to pay of his debts.


As a result, he was reduced to sleeping at his in-laws' house and homeless shelters. He slept in Central Park and last year was arrested for allegedly shoplifting books from the Barnes and Noble near Lincoln Center.


Gone are the chauffeur, his collection of wine, the Cuban cigars and the parties at New York's legendary Plato's Retreat and Studio 54. He now travels to and from Manhattan via the Staten Island Ferry, shops at thrift stores and is perfectly content with staying home and watching the History Channel and Court TV.


"I don't live in yesterday and I don't live in tomorrow. I live in today," he said. "Just when you think you're done, life becomes different."


COOK THE HAWK


Goldstein's fall from grace brought a fresh round of press coverage, including a New Yorker article that called him one of New York's two most famous homeless citizens -- the other being the famed hawk Pale Male whose nest was destroyed by a Fifth Avenue apartment building co-op board.


Always good for a lively quote, the former porn king told the New Yorker, "If the hawk can't cut it, if it can't carry its own weight, cook the damn thing."


"There are thousands of homeless people around, sleeping in hallways, and nobody cares. But one hawk living on Fifth Avenue gets all the publicity," he said.


Despite his hardships, Goldstein is thankful for those who have stuck by him and supported him including his lawyer Charles C. DeStefano, who met Goldstein five years ago and began representing him on a pro-bono basis during his trial for harassing a former secretary as well as an ex-wife.


Like Pale Male, who was allowed to nest again on Fifth Avenue after protests by bird lovers and residents including actress Mary Tyler Moore, Goldstein is no longer homeless.


He now lives in a Staten Island apartment after magician Penn Jillette, of the duo Penn and Teller, helped him out financially to get him back on his feet.


"I think Al's had an epiphany and is on an upswing," DeStefano said. "He is such a resilient character. He's bounced back like a rubber ball."


Goldstein, who works at New York City Bagels five days a week, is enthusiastic about his latest venture and the potential for him to make big bucks on commission.


"I'm in a business that to me, is more dynamic than pornography," he said. "I could do many things, but people who typecast me as just a pornographer, they're just stupid."


Reuters/VNU

[A.R.A.M.]

how do the announcers call out the titles without busting out laughing?

I used to work at a video store that rented porn among other things. You get desensitized to the titles after a while.

[Faithless]

Best supporting actor/actress. LOL.

I guess there's an art to saying, "Oww-woo-woo-woo-woo" and "I'm so/you're so" + "wet/tight".

[applehead]

how do the announcers call out the titles without busting out laughing?

yeah seriously.
the connasseur.
hahahahahahahaa
i don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i wonder if the people involved
in this brainstorm for the
bestest title!

[Chester]

i don't have a porn library.

my goal after i retire from medicine is to open a strip bar and start my own porn production company. the strip bar would already give me a breeding ground for girls wanting to break into the porn industry or for those looking to make a little extra cash for the month.
I can't believe you didn't go into plastic surgery.

[deez nuts]

I can't believe you didn't go into plastic surgery.

i guess i'd rather save the titties rather than augment them.

[PropellerheadCP]

glad to know the butt lady's only half-Asian.

I can't believe that no one has made a "half-ass" joke, yet. :tongue:

[Bhodi_Li]

I can't believe that no one has made a "half-ass" joke, yet. :tongue:
*groans*

[SunWuKong]

glad to know the butt lady's only half-Asian.

come now. nobody's ever really "only" half-Asian. she is both Asian and white.

[pikachupacabra]

wait, call me naive, but wtf is GONZO? and a gonzo FILM?


this reminds me of howard stern when they were talking about best porn film titles. "weapons of ass destruction" always made me giggle

[Faithless]

Oh, they've got better titles than that out there.

There's this really pornographic one that sort of views like "reality TV" --

You might have heard about it --

It's called "the Iraq War". :eek:

[TB4000]

There's supposed to be a recent porn star that just changed his name to Lemony Stickit, but I forgot who it was.

[YuheiCarreau]

Have you seen any of Cytherea's stuff? That woman is like a freakin' super-soaker!

[Commando_turned_MD]

i don't have a porn library.

my goal after i retire from medicine is to open a strip bar and start my own porn production company. the strip bar would already give me a breeding ground for girls wanting to break into the porn industry or for those looking to make a little extra cash for the month.

I plan to open a strip club after finishing residency. Then after 5 years I plan to own my porn production company, using the funds generated from the strip club. I will import the girls from the strip club as well as struggling students (nurses and other allied health students). Those girls would doing anything (stripping, lap dances, etc) for a $2.00.

This side business with help me pay off my massive student loans.

[DragonKnight]

wait, call me naive, but wtf is GONZO? and a gonzo FILM?
Porn with an actor who has a penis looking like a long ass muppet nose with a nasty twist to it?

[YuheiCarreau]

Porn with an actor who has a penis looking like a long ass muppet nose with a nasty twist to it?

Hunter S. Thompson, the writer of FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, defined Gonzo journalism as journalism where the writer gets actively involved, instead of trying to be an impartial observer. So I guess gonzo porn is the kind where the cameraman is yelling directions at the actors, instead of pretending that the woman in her bathrobe lost her wallet, and will have to find some other way to pay the delivery guy...

[Chester]

"Gonzo" is the term used to describe plot-less porn movies. The ones that no longer set up the pretense of a story and just go straight to the fucking, with maybe a teaser interview so things aren't overly abrupt.

[deez nuts]

we should start a yw porn review and keep it consistent with yw by reviewing pornos with asian actresses.

[DragonKnight]

"Gonzo" is the term used to describe plot-less porn movies. The ones that no longer set up the pretense of a story and just go straight to the fucking, with maybe a teaser interview so things aren't overly abrupt.
Ah, no shitty acting...just shitty fucking. Sounds good to me.

[Tao]

i sorta like the shitty acting...it's like, hmmm i wonder how they'll think of a reason to fuck

[TB4000]

just shitty fucking.
Is that in the realm of the dirty sanchez?

[Faithless]

Revisiting the Porn Debate (http://www.alternet.org/story/21095/)

By Chyng Sun, AlterNet. Posted January 28, 2005.

Most liberal-minded people rush to defend pornographers' right to free speech. Maybe we should stop and ponder what we are defending. Story Tools

In his confirmation hearing earlier this month in Washington, attorney-general-to-be Alberto Gonzales told senators he intended to make obscenity prosecutions a focus of his tenure as the nation's chief prosecutor.

On the same day in Las Vegas, the nation's pornographers were gathering for the kickoff of the annual Adult Entertainment Expo, where they show off the material that might well make them the target of Gonzales' efforts.

Although the pornographers were a bit nervous about a conservative administration, they knew they had little to worry about; their $10 billion industry has become ever more mainstream and normalized in the past couple of decades. And when any critique does surface, the pornography industry has made effective free-speech arguments (it's not accidental that pornographers created a lobbying group called the Free Speech Coalition).

Unfortunately for the culture, both sides in this debate are off target.

The conservative forces typically want to control sexuality and are willing to use antiquated and potentially repressive obscenity statues to do it. The pornographers want to derail any criticism of the often blatant misogyny of their product and are willing to wrap themselves in political principles to do that.

But after spending three days at the pornography convention to film interviews for a documentary, it's clearer than ever to me that we have to go beyond that tired framework. Gonzales' potential legal action will only polarize debates and limit the discussion of the crucial questions about pornography and about our culture.

It is typical that liberal-minded people, when facing censorship, would rush to defend pornographers' right to produce whatever they want, even if the products objectify, humiliate and violate women. But shouldn't we ponder what we are defending and what kind of value system supports that defense?

One of the most popular booths at the expo was for the BangBus, which consistently drew large crowds of almost entirely male fans. What's the BangBus concept? One of the producers explained that the videos show men in a large van, picking up what appear to be women on the streets, talking them into having sex, and then degrading them in some way – dropping them off in desolate places, not giving them money promised, or throwing their belongings out the door.

BangBus was hardly the most shocking, cruel or brutal pornography being offered on the exhibition floor in Las Vegas. Much of it can't be described for a general audience. There are few boundaries that haven't been pushed, as pornographers race to the shocking, ridiculous and humiliating, connecting visceral reactions to sexual pleasure. As an Asian woman, I found the racist stereotypes used in certain genres of pornography particularly oppressive.

Pornography encourages people to disregard others' pain for one's own pleasure. Many people I interviewed acknowledged that, based on their own experience and knowledge of the human body, certain sex acts they've watched in films likely would have been painful for the female performers. However, they argued that since the performers were paid, it was not the viewers' concern, and they acknowledged that they get aroused watching it. That mentality helps create a world in which a producer can brag about having originated a popular video series that shows women gagging during forceful oral sex.

Although pornography is often rationalized as a celebration of women's sexuality and liberation, some gonzo pornographers were direct about their anger and contempt (or their imagined customers') for women. When asked why he used certain brutal sex acts in his films, one producer replied that when a man gets angry at his wife, he can imagine she is the one being violated.

Pornography has been primarily made by men and used by men. Men watch these videos for their own sexual stimulation. Men also told me that they tried acts they learned from pornography with – or on – their sexual partners. However, as pornography becomes increasingly mainstream, it is not surprising that women's use of pornography is rising. Pornographers are eager to explore the female market, with some claiming to make women-centered pornography. However, looking at the repetitive content, whether male-centered or female-centered, the essential message is the same: All women want sex all the time, in whatever fashion men want them.

Most of the women and men I interviewed first watched pornography in their early teens or even younger. In other words, pornography is sex education. In an already male-dominant society with epidemic levels of sexual and intimate violence, pornographic messages help further solidify and normalize male supremacy in the bedrooms and elsewhere.

Three decades ago, radical feminists began to raise concerns about pornography's link to sexual aggression and violence, and despite the ways in which the culture avoids the issue, it is still crucial. But pornography and a pornographic culture also affect "consensual sex," sexual identities and relationships.

In my interviews, it was painful to hear how both teenage boys and girls feel pressured to have lots of sex, often emotionally detached, at a younger and younger age; and how so many young women feel obligated to please men sexually because they believed that it was their role as a woman. A 20-year-old female college student thought back to her teen years and said that often she felt that her body was not hers but was for others to look at and gain pleasure from.

It is also alarming that many young men and boys have watched a lot of pornography before they have opportunities for sexual intimacy. Some developed a fear of women when they found that real women's bodies were not as smooth and shaven and that real sex was nothing like the sex depicted in pornography. It is clear that pornography not only hurts women but also hurts men on many different levels.

We should be afraid of government forces interested in repressing sexual expression. But we also should be afraid of the influence of misogynist pornography. These two fears are not mutually exclusive and can co-exist. Our fear of the former shouldn't stop us from critiquing the latter.

Dr. Chyng Sun is a professor of media studies at New York University and the producer of the forthcoming documentary, "Fantasies Matter: Pornography, Sexualities and Relationships."

[asvenus]

^^lots n lots of karma for you CM when i can give it to you...

[Azn Retribution]

we should start a yw porn review and keep it consistent with yw by reviewing pornos with asian actresses.

I second this.

[pikachupacabra]

How about asian actors also?




ok, yeah, gonna have a lot of luck finding that one, huh....

[deez nuts]

How about asian actors also?




ok, yeah, gonna have a lot of luck finding that one, huh....

it's cool if people want to.

personally, i don't really care about seeing asian male porno actors. if i wanted to see an asian guy banging chicks; i'd just dip into chasiubao's own private stash of taped conquests (the bunboy and partner(s) tweaking on E series is especially good), get a box of tissues, with one hand on the vcr remote and the other hand on my two inches of throbbing manhood (ok not really my whole hand more like thumb and index finger) and go from there.

[Banana]

I really want to see asian male porn stars so I can live vicariously through them.

[TB4000]

I haven't watched them, really, I haven't...just heard, mind you. There is all asian american porn floating around, most of which is on the net, but I would guess you'd have to hunt for it.