When even your right hand is exhausted

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Anybody wanna translate this?

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/pre/menssom1.jpg
http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/pre/menssom14.jpg
http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/pre/menssom10.jpg

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So...yeah, I don't understand. I guess this is for people who are looking to simulate the masturbation experience, but I have a hard time believing that people are getting turned down for sex by their right hands that they would have to resort to buying this.

[Tao]

i dunno, sometimes my right hand just isn't in the mood.

[DragonKnight]

Can you imagine the possibilities if something bad were to happen while this machine is working yah? :eek:

[truMp]

wtf..............

[Martino]

It's the new Nintendo console ... clearly the next gen hand held.

Can you imagine the possibilities if something bad were to happen while this machine is working yah? :eek:

A low budget version of Westworld? Instead of Yul Brynner, we have .... The Hand.

i dunno, sometimes my right hand just isn't in the mood.

This machine is stealing jobs from people. I -- er, I mean they could be ruined.

[Commando_turned_MD]

This might come in handy when I'm on a road trip.
Two hands on the wheel.....a third hand on the penis.
Perfect!!!
I'll buy it1

[Hiroshi2]

Maybe if you broke your right hand but couldn't do it real good with your left hand but still wanted to bust a nut. Then it would come in handy (no pun intended).

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Maybe if you broke your right hand but couldn't do it real good with your left hand but still wanted to bust a nut. Then it would come in handy (no pun intended).

This explanation is all fine and dandy, but again it's like, if you're looking for simulation or a machine, why not buy a machine that simulates the real thing instead of something that simulates your right/left hand, haha. Some may argue that people may like the simulation of a handjob. Well the hand doesn't even look like an attractive female hand, its looks like an asexual hand or hand that guys would have. I dunno.

[yuuteya]

It basically says that its a handsfree machine, so it makes it possible to concentrate on reading your porno magazine or watching your porno video, while it gives you a hand job :rolleyes:

But damn, you know how expensive those things are? Might as well get a sex friend, theyre free :biggrin:

[hooligan]

I wonder what kinds of sites Hube's been looking at. ; )

[Tao]

it'd be funny the machine malfunctions, and all you get is a bad indian burn on your penis.

[yuuteya]

This explanation is all fine and dandy, but again it's like, if you're looking for simulation or a machine, why not buy a machine that simulates the real thing instead of something that simulates your right/left hand, haha. Some may argue that people may like the simulation of a handjob. Well the hand doesn't even look like an attractive female hand, its looks like an asexual hand or hand that guys would have. I dunno.
oh they've lots of simulations available you know, and not just hands, but also others parts of a woman's body too, some look pretty convincing and make you wanna slip it in and give it a spin, just ignore the fact that its synthetic though :biggrin:

Hey Gumby... Maybe this will clear things up..see it move...
http://nancy.jj.kxx.jp/machine.html

[Napoleon Chynamite]

oh they've lots of simulations available you know, and not just hands, but also others parts of a woman's body too, some look pretty convincing and make you wanna slip it in and give it a spin, just ignore the fact that its synthetic though :biggrin:

That's what I mean, I'd much rather buy a machine that simulates parts of a woman's body than just a hand (and not a particularly hot woman's hand at that) when I have two real hands. But...why am I still talking about this? And Ben, I got this from a friend's xanga, haha. Punkass.

[nola]

The sleeve or plastic vaginas. They should make them look more real.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Hey Gumby... Maybe this will clear things up..see it move...
http://nancy.jj.kxx.jp/machine.html

Again, haha, why not just buy a machine that has the actual synthetic version of a woman's honeypot instead of having just a hand? And again, why am I still talking about this...

[deez nuts]

that mechanical hand looks too big for my cock.

it'll probably crush and mangle my man meat.

[yuuteya]

Again, haha, why not just buy a machine that has the actual synthetic version of a woman's honeypot instead of having just a hand? And again, why am I still talking about this...
Seems like you want nothing short of a Blade Runner sex replicant :biggrin:

But dont know if the technology is that sofisticated yet.
Weel, until then why not lie on one of these for a while...
http://www.dekunoboo.com/mnguri.html

[yuuteya]

And again, why am I still talking about this...
Hey, you brought it up (no pun intended) :wink:

[YuheiCarreau]

The sleeve or plastic vaginas. They should make them look more real.

The words "looks like the real thing!" have never really been a big selling point when it comes to sex toys...

[nola]

Hmm, I see...

[pikachupacabra]

They could at least make the hand look more feminine. The last thing I need is the feeling that I just traded a pack of smokes and an issue of maxim to a guy in prison for some sexual favors.