Your best "get out of the doghouse" tricks

[pikachupacabra]

This usually applies only to the guys, but women can be just as guilty! What do you usually do when you know (or sometimes you guess you must have for them to be so pissed) you f-up real bad and you need some drastic measures?

For me, bringing them french fries, flowers, a dvd they've been talking about, tickets to a musical/show, or a spa treatment (you can see the ascending order for how badly i've pooped up) usually works. Sometimes a good, old-fashioned massage works wonders also; it's free, AND you feel like a stud when they melt in your arms.

Anyone have any neat tricks they like to whip out?

[ism]

"i'm sorry" then some bangin' make-up sex.

[BeTheReds]

Ignore her for two weeks and let her realize that it's her fault that she is angry over something not worth getting angry about.

Refuse to talk to her until she apologizes to you.

If she leaves you, then don't worry. You can save money and do whatever you want to whenever you want to.

Girls get angry, even if you are nice to them, so don't cave in and apologize when you don't even know what the hell you are apologizing for.

[deez nuts]

Anyone have any neat tricks they like to whip out?


i let her lick the scrotum instead of resting it on her chin.

the power of my penis will make her forgive and forget

[applehead]

Ignore her for two weeks and let her realize that it's her fault that she is angry over something not worth getting angry about.

Refuse to talk to her until she apologizes to you.

If she leaves you, then don't worry. You can save money and do whatever you want to whenever you want to.

Girls get angry, even if you are nice to them, so don't cave in and apologize when you don't even know what the hell you are apologizing for.

you're single, huh?
that is absolutely the worst method
whatsoever.
:biggrin:

[Meki]

This shouldn't even be a question about how a woman can get out of the dog house with a man b/c the answer is obvious. Sex, period, end of story. And I know some will argue that some guys are not like that blah, blah, blah... but I've known even the nicest of guys break down if their gf walked in w/some sexy lingerie and a bottle of wine or beer depending on the guys preference. :wink:

[sOKaLiBoY]

This shouldn't even be a question about how a woman can get out of the dog house with a man b/c the answer is obvious. Sex, period, end of story. And I know some will argue that some guys are not like that blah, blah, blah... but I've known even the nicest of guys break down if their gf walked in w/some sexy lingerie and a bottle of wine or beer depending on the guys preference. :wink:


you had me at hello....you had me at hello

[Meki]

you had me at hello....you had me at hello

Ummm, I gonna tell your gf about you mister! :tongue:

[sOKaLiBoY]

Ummm, I gonna tell your gf about you mister! :tongue:


shhh it will be our little secret :wink:

[ism]

This shouldn't even be a question about how a woman can get out of the dog house with a man b/c the answer is obvious. Sex, period, end of story. And I know some will argue that some guys are not like that blah, blah, blah... but I've known even the nicest of guys break down if their gf walked in w/some sexy lingerie and a bottle of wine or beer depending on the guys preference. :wink:Depends more on the shape of the bottle.

[Meki]

Depends more on the shape of the bottle.

o.O ????

[mrazntre]

This shouldn't even be a question about how a woman can get out of the dog house with a man b/c the answer is obvious. Sex, period, end of story. And I know some will argue that some guys are not like that blah, blah, blah... but I've known even the nicest of guys break down if their gf walked in w/some sexy lingerie and a bottle of wine or beer depending on the guys preference. :wink:

not if she's fat.

[sOKaLiBoY]

not if she's fat.


well not to sound shallow but i wouldn't date a fat woman. so i wouldn't have to worry about that factor

[Meki]

This shouldn't even be a question about how a woman can get out of the dog house with a man b/c the answer is obvious. Sex, period, end of story. And I know some will argue that some guys are not like that blah, blah, blah... but I've known even the nicest of guys break down if their gf walked in w/some sexy lingerie and a bottle of wine or beer depending on the guys preference. :wink:

not if she's fat.

o.O You have a fat gf??? :tongue:

[mrazntre]

o.O You have a fat gf??? :tongue:

come here, i wanna show you something.

well not to sound shallow but i wouldn't date a fat woman. so i wouldn't have to worry about that factor

you don't sound shallow, you sound 'real'

[A.R.A.M.]

you're single, huh?
that is absolutely the worst method
whatsoever.
:biggrin:

The age-old question: is it better to be single or pussywhipped?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Doggy eyes and a credit card binging spree usually do the trick.

[sOKaLiBoY]

The age-old question: is it better to be single or pussywhipped?


the minute you become pussywhipped, you loose your manhood. single is the better hands down. your hand is your friend

[BeTheReds]

you're single, huh?
that is absolutely the worst method
whatsoever.
:biggrin:


Actually no, I'm not.

And that method is best because I never do anything stupid that girls should really ever get angry about. I don't cheat, I don't lie to them about where I was or who I was with, and I generally am a nice person. If she is gonna get angry at me for something it's because she is a bitch, not because of anything I did. In which case, she needs to be alone to think about how much of a bitch she is being, and the reason we are fighting is because of her pent up insecurities, about her makeup or how fat she thinks she is, or whetehr her socks match her handbag, or what I was doing with a group of female friends that I've had for years before I even met the GF.

The method always works, and if it doesn't, I don't need that self centered bitch in the first place.

[mrazntre]

Doggy eyes and a credit card binging spree usually do the trick.

you act like you've done that before.

The age-old question: is it better to be single or pussywhipped?

depends, how hot is she and how much is she worth?

[pikachupacabra]

Man, I'd take pussywhipped anyday. Then at least you're getting some ass.

another doghouse trick, albeit usually only temporary (like a bandaid)

tell em you have a surprise for them. Usually they'll think it's some sort of gift. If it is you're usually good. If you just lied and told them you have a surprise when you actually don't, well, it's back in the doghouse with you. But hopefully you got some good make-up sex before the shitstorm blew back over!

[mrazntre]

Man, I'd take pussywhipped anyday. Then at least you're getting some ass.

another doghouse trick, albeit usually only temporary (like a bandaid)

tell em you have a surprise for them. Usually they'll think it's some sort of gift. If it is you're usually good. If you just lied and told them you have a surprise when you actually don't, well, it's back in the doghouse with you. But hopefully you got some good make-up sex before the shitstorm blew back over!

you act like you can't get none if you're single... :rolleyes:

[pikachupacabra]

you act like you can't get none if you're single... :rolleyes:

And there, my friend, you've hit the nail right on the head.

[applehead]

The age-old question: is it better to be single or pussywhipped?

why does it have to be one or the other?

[mrazntre]

why does it have to be one or the other?

because that was the question posed.

[applehead]

Actually no, I'm not.

And that method is best because I never do anything stupid that girls should really ever get angry about. I don't cheat, I don't lie to them about where I was or who I was with, and I generally am a nice person. If she is gonna get angry at me for something it's because she is a bitch, not because of anything I did. In which case, she needs to be alone to think about how much of a bitch she is being, and the reason we are fighting is because of her pent up insecurities, about her makeup or how fat she thinks she is, or whetehr her socks match her handbag, or what I was doing with a group of female friends that I've had for years before I even met the GF.

The method always works, and if it doesn't, I don't need that self centered bitch in the first place.

actually i do agree with the part
about just letting us be when we're
angry because it usually dies down
after a couple of weeks and you calling
and acting all cute really doesn't help.

but nice people can still piss off other
people. unintentionally it might happen.
it doesn't mean that the girl is at fault.

because that was the question posed.


well, then i guess he's only been
exposed to girls who had him pussywhipped.
how unfortunate.
then yeah. for you ARAM i guess being
single is better. or if you like being
pussywhipped. then i guess pussywhipped
is better.
i don't know!!!!

[BigLew]

Never been in the dog house. hehehe

[A.R.A.M.]

why does it have to be one or the other?

Haha, you are the one who presented the choice when you said that BTR must be single if he is unwilling to apologize when a girlfriend gets angry over trivial or non-existent issues. I took that to mean that you felt that men grovelling for their girlfriend's forgiveness was a standard part of a relationship, and that no woman would tolerate a man who, like BTR, refused to do so. I just distilled the choice.

[applehead]

Haha, I took that to mean that you felt that men grovelling for their girlfriend's forgiveness was a standard part of a relationship, and that no woman would tolerate a man who, like BTR, refused to do so. I just distilled the choice.

well. yes.
if you're wrong.
you should grovel for forgiveness.
and men are ALWAYS wrong.

[TB4000]

well. yes.
if you're wrong.
you should grovel for forgiveness.
and men are ALWAYS wrong.
Booooooooooooooooooooo!

[applehead]

Booooooooooooooooooooo!

i'm so kidding!!!!!!
really!!

[Commando_turned_MD]

i let her lick the scrotum instead of resting it on her chin.

the power of my penis will make her forgive and forget


I agree!!!

[Emperor_Mike]

Buy her something. If that fails, take her on a weekend trip of some sort. If that also fails, throw in the towel and sleep with her best friend.