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VV o n g B a
01-18-2005, 04:09 PM
dunno when or where this came from but... really and truly an omfg he did not just do that moment.
sOKaLiBoY
01-18-2005, 04:37 PM
i remember seeing these a while back and thought....wtf
Kennyb
01-18-2005, 05:34 PM
Bless the 80s....

*cringes*
kimpossible
01-18-2005, 05:36 PM
he looks like he's in a post-coital haze
TB4000
01-18-2005, 06:03 PM
When you can destroy the entire world using your computer systems, you can pose however the fuck you want.
Kennyb
01-18-2005, 06:08 PM
When you can destroy the entire world using your computer systems, you can pose however the fuck you want.

After reading that, I say that a caption challenge has got to be made with those pictures. :tongue:
sinisterpanda
01-18-2005, 10:19 PM
is that really bill gates?!
truMp
01-18-2005, 10:52 PM
he looks like he's in a post-coital haze
haha
s1eve
01-19-2005, 12:33 AM
he looks like he's in a post-coital haze

Someone pass him a cigarette!
bluemonq
01-19-2005, 07:18 PM
bill gates, back in the early '80s for TIGER BEAT magazine. i have no effin' idea on how he got into tiger beat, but those are real. here's a funny thing. if you look closely in the background, you'll see that that's an apple computer. microsoft made a lot of its early money from software designed for apple, especially microsoft word. he even said back then that the macintosh was the best-designed computer, what with its hardware set and user-interface.
Banana
01-20-2005, 09:06 AM
Jesus, maybe that's because Microsoft stole everything from Apple!
bluemonq
01-20-2005, 07:59 PM
actually, that occured sometime after the comment.
>:^|
01-20-2005, 09:02 PM
a haiku:

Money is sexy.
Bill rub your dollars on me.
Turn on your PC.
sOKaLiBoY
01-20-2005, 09:14 PM
Jesus, maybe that's because Microsoft stole everything from Apple!


naw you have it all wrong. Microsoft is like BASF. They didn't create the things, they just made them better :wink:
nola
01-20-2005, 10:26 PM
a haiku:

Money is sexy.
Bill rub your dollars on me.
Turn on your PC.I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole. He's ugly. I can say that because I'm better-looking than he is. Most people are.
Fireblade
01-21-2005, 04:03 AM
his money is sexy.
Commando_turned_MD
01-23-2005, 02:42 PM
dunno when or where this came from but... really and truly an omfg he did not just do that moment.


Photoshop
bluemonq
01-23-2005, 08:37 PM
nope. those are the real thing. they were actually publicity photos shot in 1985. linky: http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/retro/tiger-beat-gates-029936.php
beeeee-da!
robotic
04-27-2005, 12:46 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/Anuma/kururu.jpg
stunninglyAsian
04-27-2005, 04:42 PM
After reading that, I say that a caption challenge has got to be made with those pictures. :tongue:

Microsoft Windows- bringing amateur pornography into the 21st century. Buy a PC with Microsoft Windows installed and get a set of XXX-rated pics of our CEO preloaded onto your computer today!

Who do you want to embarrass today? Microsoft.

Money isn't everything. Really. We admit it, not even $46.6 billion dollars can make our CEO sexy. Microsoft.
robotic
05-01-2005, 07:35 AM
should he look that happy? :eek:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/gatesmug.jpg
bluemonq
05-01-2005, 10:03 PM
interestingly enough, the police report on that arrest was never found.
Grasshopper
05-02-2005, 11:57 AM
Jesus, maybe that's because Microsoft stole everything from Apple!

Apple stole everything from Xerox PARC!

Gates "stole" from that poor guy who got murdered back in the 80s. I forget his name.
applehead
05-02-2005, 03:17 PM
wow. those are some good mug shot.