fake orgasm survey results

[sOKaLiBoY]

42% OF YOUNG MEN FAKE THEIR ORGASMS Jan 17 2005




By Chris Hughes


MORE than two in five young men have faked an orgasm, a survey reveals today.

Although 19 per cent of all blokes have feigned a climax, among those aged 18 to 34 the figure rises to 42 per cent.

But women are the bigger fibbers, with 58 per cent admitting to play acting.

A sex poll of 1,800 people also found 43 per cent of men and 40 per cent of women cheat on partners despite 56 per cent of married people reaching a climax in bed. The same was true of just 37 per cent of unmarried people. And a third of single folk claim they are not having sex at all.

Having children has seen a downturn in the sex lives of 55 per cent of parents, with four per cent complaining it killed it off totally. Sixteen per cent of dads - and nine per cent of all people - have paid for sex.

The average Brit has had between two and five partners, but six per cent of men claim to have had more than 50, the survey adds.

And 44 per cent of men and 19 per cent of women would like more romps.

More than a third of over 60s had the best sex in their 30s. Just one per cent looked back more fondly on love in their teens.

ITV's This Morning polled 1,800 people for its week-long look at sex. Host Fern Britton said: "Sex is the best hobby for a couple. It shouldn't be a taboo, chore or a flop."


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/page.cfm?objectid=15084118&method=full&siteid=50143

[BigLew]

What a bunch of numbnuts. What possible reason is there for a man, or a woman for that matter, to fake busting one?

[s1eve]

More than a third of over 60s had the best sex in their 30s.

Hence, the dirty thirties! :biggrin:

[DragonKnight]

Hence, the dirty thirties! :biggrin:
Hmm, this should be interesting.

[achtungbaby]

What a bunch of numbnuts. What possible reason is there for a man, or a woman for that matter, to fake busting one?
Consideration for the other person...?

[asvenus]

how in hell can a man fake an orgasm...blindfold the woman and flem into a condom..how i dont get it :confused:
i think theyre lying and trying to get us women back...

[BigLew]

Consideration for the other person...?Nonsense!

[A.R.A.M.]

how in hell can a man fake an orgasm...blindfold the woman and flem into a condom..how i dont get it :confused:
i think theyre lying and trying to get us women back...

Do you insist on inspecting the condom afterwards to insure that the man has really ejaculated? Just wondering.

[BigLew]

how in hell can a man fake an orgasm...blindfold the woman and flem into a condom..how i dont get it :confused:
i think theyre lying and trying to get us women back...Spitting on her back. Unrelated, ever heard of the houdini?

[deez nuts]

Spitting on her back. Unrelated, ever heard of the houdini?


hahaha the houdini.

[Meki]

Nonsense!

LOL! That was funny... :biggrin:

But I do think that it does happen a lot with women. (I don't even know how a man could fake it. :confused: ) I think it has a lot to do with sexual experience and also whether you have a partner that is willing to take the time to fulfill your needs. I’ll admit it… Yes I’ve done it… but I think it was mainly due to my inexperience and being overly concerned with how my body looked rather than concentrating on the moment. And yes I did it because I did not want emasculate the guy. But I no longer have this problem. :biggrin:

[applehead]

Do you insist on inspecting the condom afterwards to insure that the man has really ejaculated? Just wondering.

what girl doesn't?

[achtungbaby]

Thought I'd add a poll to this thread:)

[kimpossible]

what girl doesn't?

yeah, there's nothing like a post-workout protein shake.

goes down like a Go-Gurt squeeze tube

[Faithless]

how in hell can a man fake an orgasm...blindfold the woman and flem into a condom..how i dont get it :confused:
i think theyre lying and trying to get us women back...
It can be done.

Imagine the lady wants a baby. And insists on going at it multiple times in a day. A man's biggest fantasy right?

Well, after the third or forth time, in a evening, it could get -- cumbersome.

Lady: Fucking, get back here! I'm not dripping out!

Gent: Sorry, babe. I'm all out. And my nuts hurt. Can we try again in a couple of days?

Lady: No! I think I start tomorrow.

[tapestrybabe]

its possible for women to ejaculate
when they orgasm too...

anyways, i voted yes...
i've faked it plenty of times...
and the only times i havent...
is when uh...
i've actually ejaculated...

[hooligan]

its possible for women to ejaculate
when they orgasm too...

anyways, i voted yes...
i've faked it plenty of times...
and the only times i havent...
is when uh...
i've actually ejaculated...

Hey, remember that one night tap? Well I FAKED it.

[nola]

I am just that brutally honest (I've never faked in my entire long life).

But I have said: I would have come if we cuddled longer first! Haha.

[Irezumi Kiss]

I've faked it a FEW times when I wasn't feeling the vibe like I thought I would but was too far into the funk to stop! You know, do the scrunched face, sequential grunting and gasping, throwing out a few "oh baby oh baby's" in the mix...

Just to be fair, it's possible for men to ejaculate without feeling much of anything at all, or at the very least, not the big-assed toe-curling brain-frying orgasm we're hoping to feel. It's not as drastic as it is with women's orgasms, to be sure, but it happens.

There's a big misconception that when a guy founts a geyser of spunk into the stratosphere, it's supposed to equal KA-BLAAAOOOWW in his brain...not always. You never have the same orgasm twice. It'd get boring really fast if it was the same alla time, yey?

Too much hype is placed on the destination rather than the fun of getting there, if you ask me...

[asvenus]

Too much hype is placed on the destination rather than the fun of getting there, if you ask me...

indeedy :wink:

..well thank you mr Kiss..i still dont understand how the man can fake it or more how the woman doesnt know :confused: but this board is barely scraping by on the clean side of slackness as it is at the moment so i'll leave it there :biggrin:

[eos]

Too much hype is placed on the destination rather than the fun of getting there, if you ask me...

i agree. i get all hot and bothered when my boyfriend says he wants me, and he starts kissing and touching me, gently pushing me down onto the bed, slowly caressing me....

umm...i'll be back. gotta make a call to my boyfriend...yeah. a call. :tongue:

[deez nuts]

i still dont understand how the man can fake it or more how the woman doesnt know :confused:

it's really not that hard.

i bet if we sleep together a few times; i'd be able to sneak one by you.

[DragonKnight]

Just to be fair, it's possible for men to ejaculate without feeling much of anything at all, or at the very least, not the big-assed toe-curling brain-frying orgasm we're hoping to feel. It's not as drastic as it is with women's orgasms, to be sure, but it happens.

Ah, that's true.


Too much hype is placed on the destination rather than the fun of getting there, if you ask me...
Words to live by. :cool:

[tapestrybabe]

Too much hype is placed on the destination rather than the fun of getting there, if you ask me...

but you know what...
sometimes when it comes
to the end result...
the end result feels
THAT fuckin good...

[asvenus]

but you know what...
sometimes when it comes
to the end result...
the end result feels
THAT fuckin good...

oh god i really need to stop reading any of the posts in this section..the resolve to maintain the 'drought' is weaking with every post.... :redface:

[pikachupacabra]

I would if i could...i would...if I could.

[Faithless]

What a bunch of numbnuts. What possible reason is there for a man, or a woman for that matter, to fake busting one?
Dackyness and heavyness.

[eos]

^ explanation please.

[TB4000]

We can't fake ours, unless we can control the flow. We can hold it in, but releasing it at will....that ain't happening.

[Faithless]

^ explanation please.
I can imagine a woman faking an orchasm because her SO is just too dacky or down there or heavy on top of her.

[eos]

i'm sorry, i'm still not getting what "dacky" means....

i have faked it though, cuz he seemed to be working so hard and was so into it.

[TB4000]

i'm sorry, i'm still not getting what "dacky" means....

i have faked it though, cuz he seemed to be working so hard and was so into it.
My image of you has shattered. :frown:

[eos]

i'm not so nice now, huh?