Would you hit a woman?

[Hiroshi2]

Well, would you? If you had asked me this a couple of years ago of course I would've said "no, never ever, under no circumstances." But now..................no. I would have to disagree, there are times when I'd hit a female. Basically, if a girl hits me first, and I'm not talking about a punch to the arm or even the stomach, but let's say she hits me dead in my nose...............bitch gonna get her ass whupped, man................because what I've come to realize, after seeing more than my fair share of boy vs girl fights, is that some women/girls think that most boys would never ever hit her, so in her mind that gives her the right to beat the shit out of him and he can't do nothing about it. But that's not cool, especially since some girls are big and muscular and could seriously whup a dude's ass. So I've basically come to the conclusion, that yes there are a *few* times when it's OK to hit a female. Particularly if she hits me first, and like I said not just any hit, but like a hit to the face or some shit.


How do you feel.

[Tao]

i agree, i'd hit a girl. no need to be chivalrous when she's aiming for your balls.

[stunninglyAsian]

You cannot hit a woman. No matter what. Even if she is swinging a baseball bat at your head. You disarm her and run. That's it.

[TB4000]

When I was younger, like 7 or 8, yeah I would get in fights with girls, literal physical altercations. Personally, I wouldn't hit anyone, male or female, unless it was a serious act of self defense where I had absolutely no other option available.

[Mr.Lum]

When I was younger, like 7 or 8, yeah I would get in fights with girls, literal physical altercations. Personally, I wouldn't hit anyone, male or female, unless it was a serious act of self defense where I had absolutely no other option available.
I agree.

[Tao]

When I was younger, like 7 or 8, yeah I would get in fights with girls, literal physical altercations. Personally, I wouldn't hit anyone, male or female, unless it was a serious act of self defense where I had absolutely no other option available.

well yeah, i don't think anyone here would start a fight with either a man or woman. but if it came down to it, i'd have no qualms hitting a woman for self defense or whatever, just because of her sex.

[mr. x]

what about if she started spewing racial slurs at you?

[Hiroshi2]

well yeah, i don't think anyone here would start a fight with either a man or woman. but if it came down to it, i'd have no qualms hitting a woman for self defense or whatever, just because of her sex.





Well I've certainly done that before, hit a male (I know, I know not the smartest thing but I lose control of my temper sometimes).



What I was saying was no I would NEVER throw the first lick on a female. I'd call her every nasty degrading name I could think of, but I wouldn't hit her. Unless she hit me.



You cannot hit a woman. No matter what. Even if she is swinging a baseball bat at your head. You disarm her and run. That's it.


I'm sorry I can't agree with that. I've seen girls whup some serious ass on boys twice their size..........no doubt about it, girls can fight when they want to.

A baseball bat? She could crack your skull. If a man came at you with a baseball bat, you'd try to defend yourself right? A girl bust this boy's head wide open a couple of days ago at our school with a trophy. Now in that case, the boy threw the first punch so he got what he deserved but I say that just to say that yes girls can do some serious damage in a fight. He's still in the hospital.


And like I said before, I still think a lot of girls take it too far because they think males won't hit them back. Which is not right. Don't hit me, I won't hit you.


And then of course there's the stigma that you got your ass beat by a girl. LOL

People don't forget that type of stuff. That's the type of shit that's brought up at 10 and 20-year-high school reunions.


"Remember that time back in 11th grade when that big fat bitch with the braids cracked your skull open with a trophy! Now that was some funny shit! You should've fought back with your punk ass!"


I can't deal with that.

[Mr.Lum]

If you're going to defend against a man, defend against a woman. They're no different, especially if they have the gaul to hit you, they're fair game. Personally though, I don't engage in that kind of thing so I don't worry about it.

[Faithless]

Is thread any different than this thread?
http://forums.yellowworld.org/showthread.php?t=279

[Kennyb]

You cannot hit a woman. No matter what. Even if she is swinging a baseball bat at your head. You disarm her and run. That's it.

How about this scenario then - a woman holds a knife and tries to rob you. You managed to disarm her but she still has the same intent in trying to hurt you so she can get your money. Would you still try and run? I personally wouldn't and try to lay into her as much as possible to defend my own life.

I only hit back if the other person, regardless of what sex and ethnic, attacks me first. If it is racial slur, then I'll fight back with some of the most foulest mouthing that I can come up and eventually start talking about their mum, since that always hits people's nerves.

[hooligan]

yes, if she's about to kill me or something, but if it were just playing nope?

[stunninglyAsian]

This is one of those situations where you don't want to get into because you lose either way. You either get beat up by a girl and words gets around that you're a punk ass bitch and from now on every single person wants to take a swing at you. Or you beat the girl, get arrested, get convicted of assult, go to jail, get raped, and be known as a man who abuses women.

You can't hit a woman, you just can't. People look at you differently after that. Even if you were in one of those crazy scenarios you mentioned. There will always be people who think you did the wrong thing and deserved your punishment and will make sure everybody knows you beat down a woman, which is not something that makes you proud. Which is why you avoid those situations.

[Balthus Dire]

I'll hit ANYBODY. The degree of how they get hit is another matter. And what kind of "hit"? With a fist? With an open-palm strike? An elbow? Or a SLAP? How about "kick" a woman? Nah, I probably wouldn't kick her unless she was some type of Professional Wrestler or Bodybuilder, etc.,

[Hiroshi2]

Well I feel like I'm a strong enough person to defend what I did................as long as I truly believe it was right. So let the people talk, that's a hell of a lot better than getting beat up by a girl, cause in my own mind I can't justify that.

[Hiroshi2]

I'll hit ANYBODY. The degree of how they get hit is another matter. And what kind of "hit"? With a fist? With an open-palm strike? An elbow? Or a SLAP? How about "kick" a woman? Nah, I probably wouldn't kick her unless she was some type of Professional Wrestler or Bodybuilder, etc.,




lol

[Meki]

I like to beat up on men and watch them cry.... Cry! Damn you! CRY! Mwahaha!

[stunninglyAsian]

I like to beat up on men and watch them cry.... Cry! Damn you! CRY! Mwahaha!

Boo-hoo!
Waaaaaahhhh!

[DragonKnight]

Boo-hoo!
Waaaaaahhhh!
There, there...

*glares at Meki*

Bully!

*runs and leaves SA behind*

:biggrin:

[Meki]

There, there...

*glares at Meki*

Bully!

*runs and leaves SA behind*

:biggrin:

Pulls out her whip and catches DK. I said CRY!!!


:tongue:

[DragonKnight]

Pulls out her whip and catches DK. I said CRY!!!


:tongue:
:eek:

*holds up cute, adorable bunny*

:biggrin:

[Meki]

:eek:

*holds up cute, adorable bunny*

:biggrin:

I'm not always nice... Hee hee.. Just most of the time. :biggrin:

[Hapa Meister]

Yes :mad:

[deez nuts]

yes and she'll like it too and ask for more.

[BigLew]

I knocked a female out once. She was coming after my cousin with a knife. If it's fists, I'd try hard just to detain. If she grabs a weapon, I treat her like man.

This would go the same for a little weak as dude though.

[sOKaLiBoY]

if a woman comes after me then yes. i'll probably go for the body first. my friend on the other hand....had a woman spray him in the face with pepper spray. lets just say she got knocked out and was laying on the hood of her car.

[Pookie_gal]

I couldn't respect a guy who hit a woman. Doesn't matter how much she annoys you, or whatever, there are better and more productive ways of dealing with an angry woman than hitting her. By resorting to violence, you are merely stooping to her level.

If a guy is capable of hitting someone who is weaker than him, and in most cases she is, then what else is he capable of? Hitting a woman is not a sign of strength, but weakness.

If a woman (or man) comes up to you with a bottle or knife, you don't have to retaliate. They are looking for a fight, and if you don't do anything, then they have no motive to start glassing/cutting. If you are in a situation that's about to turn nasty, there are other ways than punching. If she's the same build as you, then all you have to do is walk away - she's not exactly gonna pull a knife on you for no reason, is she?

[BigLew]

If a woman (or man) comes up to you with a bottle or knife, you don't have to retaliate. They are looking for a fight, and if you don't do anything, then they have no motive to start glassing/cutting. If you are in a situation that's about to turn nasty, there are other ways than punching. If she's the same build as you, then all you have to do is walk away - she's not exactly gonna pull a knife on you for no reason, is she?You have obviously never been shot or stabbed before.

[mrazntre]

I couldn't respect a guy who hit a woman. Doesn't matter how much she annoys you, or whatever, there are better and more productive ways of dealing with an angry woman than hitting her. By resorting to violence, you are merely stooping to her level.

If a guy is capable of hitting someone who is weaker than him, and in most cases she is, then what else is he capable of? Hitting a woman is not a sign of strength, but weakness.

If a woman (or man) comes up to you with a bottle or knife, you don't have to retaliate. They are looking for a fight, and if you don't do anything, then they have no motive to start glassing/cutting. If you are in a situation that's about to turn nasty, there are other ways than punching. If she's the same build as you, then all you have to do is walk away - she's not exactly gonna pull a knife on you for no reason, is she?

That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It goes on par with when I got pulled over by some cops, this girl says "Why are you guys so worried about cops? they won't do anything to you if you didn't do anything wrong."

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAA oh man, we had a great laugh over that one.

Obviously you haven't been around too long because even though you'd think the perp would leave you alone after you 1) gave 'em what they wanted 2) didn't put up a fight. However this isn't the case all the time. Sometimes people are just looking for a fight and will strike you whether or not you want to get down cuz just face it, people in this world are crazy.

I might hit WHOEVER, it just depends on my instinctive reflex actions. But if I don't hit her, I'd prolly trip her, kick her knee out, push her, or my favorite "I'll shake the shit outta her."

[DragonKnight]

Okay guys, lay off. Could've been a bit nicer about it. :rolleyes:

[deez nuts]

If a woman (or man) comes up to you with a bottle or knife, you don't have to retaliate. They are looking for a fight, and if you don't do anything, then they have no motive to start glassing/cutting. If you are in a situation that's about to turn nasty, there are other ways than punching. If she's the same build as you, then all you have to do is walk away - she's not exactly gonna pull a knife on you for no reason, is she?

hahahah what the hell?

i'd cut her tits off and stitch them on her head.

[Shogun Empress]

Any guy who lets a girl beat him up is a sissy. Even if she has a black belt. He could at least try running first.

[sinisterpanda]

only if she hit me back, cuz that's hot.

[ism]

If a guy is capable of hitting someone who is weaker than him, and in most cases she is, then what else is he capable of? Hitting a woman is not a sign of strength, but weakness.Your slippery slope argument is based on the idea that women are inherently weak. Having a rule specific to women based on a notion of inequality is sexist.

[onnihs]

i would only hit a girl if she smacked me and said "HIT ME!" and smacked me again and said "HIT ME!" and smacked me again and said "HIT ME!"

then i'd say "ok bitch" and hit her.

Your slippery slope argument is based on the idea that women are inherently weak. Having a rule specific to women based on a notion of inequality is sexist.

egads. i'm all for gender equality, but there are some ideologies that are just too far removed from the truth. women are inherently weaker than men in terms of physical strength -- it's a matter of fact and not a matter of ideology. that's like saying men can be just as good a child-bearer as a woman. it's fallacious. we are physically wired differently.

now in itellectual terms, i don't find either gender superior than the other.

[Meki]

i would only hit a girl if she smacked me and said "HIT ME!" and smacked me again and said "HIT ME!" and smacked me again and said "HIT ME!"

then i'd say "ok bitch" and hit her.

o.O



And why do people always ask if a man would hit a woman? Well I for one retaliate! :biggrin: I ask the question would you hit a man?

My answer:

Yes! I do all the time. Just 'cause I can! Mwahaha! (Grabs the closest male and makes him cry just to prove point.)
:tongue:

[SunWuKong]

depends on how hard she's hitting and what she's aiming for. if she wants to do some serious damage, then hell yeah i'd hit a woman. but i'd probably never hit a woman first.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

depends on how hard she's hitting and what she's aiming for. if she wants to do some serious damage, then hell yeah i'd hit a woman. but i'd probably never hit a woman first.

I think most of us here wouldn't ever hit anyone first, man or woman. At least...I don't think that's the type of people we are, haha.

[SunWuKong]

I think most of us here wouldn't ever hit anyone first, man or woman. At least...I don't think that's the type of people we are, haha.

well, i would hit a man first, depending on what he's doing.

[ism]

egads. i'm all for gender equality, but there are some ideologies that are just too far removed from the truth. women are inherently weaker than men in terms of physical strength -- it's a matter of fact and not a matter of ideology. that's like saying men can be just as good a child-bearer as a woman. it's fallacious. we are physically wired differently.

now in itellectual terms, i don't find either gender superior than the other.Right, I was talking about her slippery slope argument that if a man was willing to hit a woman it meant they were capable of something else. Apparently, women that hit men aren't capable of this other thing. It's a sexist notion.

[deez nuts]

you can always punch her in ther uterus and then run.

[sinisterpanda]

[QUOTE=onnihs}



egads. i'm all for gender equality, but there are some ideologies that are just too far removed from the truth. women are inherently weaker than men in terms of physical strength -- it's a matter of fact and not a matter of ideology. that's like saying men can be just as good a child-bearer as a woman. it's fallacious. we are physically wired differently.

now in itellectual terms, i don't find either gender superior than the other.[/QUOTE]

I've watched the women muscle competition thingy, and I don't know...a lot of them seem pretty buff. I think it's just how men and women work out, and how society wants them to work out. While men work primarily to gain muscle with weight lifting and stuff, women work on losing fat and becoming lean...like running. I have no scientific proof to back this up, it's just a hypothesis after staring at people running in the gym...

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I've watched the women muscle competition thingy, and I don't know...a lot of them seem pretty buff. I think it's just how men and women work out, and how society wants them to work out. While men work primarily to gain muscle with weight lifting and stuff, women work on losing fat and becoming lean...like running. I have no scientific proof to back this up, it's just a hypothesis after staring at people running in the gym...

Well, it really does no good to cite female bodybuilders. Obviously female bodybuilders are going to be stronger and more powerful than the average male. No one's denying a woman's potential to develop significant muscle mass and explosiveness, but studies repeatedly show that men in general have more potential due to obviously differences in genetics. Many women who get into weightlifting worry about becoming too big, and most trainers tell them that they don't have the frame size and composition to be a female Arnold Schwarzenegger or whatever, so there's nothing to worry about. I mean, the sheer difference in skeletal frame proportions, bone sizes and density (which are easily visible around the wrists, necks, or ankles), and height should say a lot about inherent mass-building potential.

Muscle-building is only one aspect of fitness anyway. I've read that women are genetically more limber or flexible with a natural predisposition for a wider range of motion in the joints in comparison to men. This doesn't mean that with the proper training, men can't be super flexible. They can, but overall men just don't have as much inherent potential as women in this area.

[mrazntre]

o.O



And why do people always ask if a man would hit a woman? Well I for one retaliate! :biggrin: I ask the question would you hit a man?

My answer:

Yes! I do all the time. Just 'cause I can! Mwahaha! (Grabs the closest male and makes him cry just to prove point.)
:tongue:

come hit me.

[DragonKnight]

o.O

And why do people always ask if a man would hit a woman? Well I for one retaliate! :biggrin: I ask the question would you hit a man?

My answer:

Yes! I do all the time. Just 'cause I can! Mwahaha! (Grabs the closest male and makes him cry just to prove point.)
:tongue:
We need to get you a hobby.

[Meki]

We need to get you a hobby.

Hey! Don't be mean! :tongue: I only kid... You guys always mess with us on these threads.... I know I need to get a life... :frown: But with work being how it is I don't have time 4 much else. Besides I have several hobbies! I'm one crafty little girl. :biggrin: Btw, I had to go to a baby shower today. :rolleyes: They make me feel so old... :frown:

[DragonKnight]

Hey! Don't be mean! :tongue: I only kid... You guys always mess with us on these threads.... I know I need to get a life... :frown: But with work being how it is I don't have time 4 much else. Besides I have several hobbies! I'm one crafty little girl. :biggrin: Btw, I had to go to a baby shower today. :rolleyes: They make me feel so old... :frown:
Lol, no meanness...at least on my part. Just being my joking self. :tongue:

BTW, *you* feel old?! Bah, not even. :biggrin:

[PropellerheadCP]

Does it count, when you're in a martial arts class and the instructor pairs you up with a woman?

I have problems with hitting women, even in a martial arts class. I still take it easier, but I've been criticized for not treating women equally... by the women... for not really hitting them. Women are weird... :confused:

[Meki]

come hit me.

No 'cause you scare me.... :frown: I never know when your being serious or just playing. :tongue:

[Commando_turned_MD]

In a heart beat!!!
I can't stand these chicks who think they are tough. I.e., it's usually the inner city afro and latina chicks. If any of them tries any of that B.S. with me, I will give them a beat down that they will never forget.

On that note, I will never strike my g/f or future spouse. If an argument gets heated, I will walk away. If she attacks (highly unlikely) me, I'll do just call the cops. I'll let them handle. I'm not throwing my life way for something as pitiful as this.

For the ghetto chicks, I will beat them down. Who is the police going to believe? A well respected doctor or some POS hood rat?

So it depends on the chick.

[mrazntre]

We need to get you a hobby.

yess.. and his name is Rich.

:wink:

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Does it count, when you're in a martial arts class and the instructor pairs you up with a woman?

I have problems with hitting women, even in a martial arts class. I still take it easier, but I've been criticized for not treating women equally... by the women... for not really hitting them. Women are weird... :confused:

I hate being paired up with women in martial arts classes, admittedly because of all the social stigma and baggage that comes with it. If you get hit or she beats you (either because you hold back or because she actually is better than you), you get teased by the guys. If you hit her or you win, everyone thinks you're a chauvinistic dickhead ("aw c'mon, did you really have to do that?). It's a no-win situation.

One time I was in grappling class and I got paired up with this girl that I actually thought was pretty hot. She destroyed me and like...friggin grabbed me by the neck and tripped me and then did like some hold and tapped me out. For the sake of my ego, I'm just going to say I was distracted.

[mrazntre]

No 'cause you scare me.... :frown: I never know when your being serious or just playing. :tongue:

we can call it playing if you wish.

Does it count, when you're in a martial arts class and the instructor pairs you up with a woman?

I have problems with hitting women, even in a martial arts class. I still take it easier, but I've been criticized for not treating women equally... by the women... for not really hitting them. Women are weird... :confused:

you're sand bagging them and i bet it pisses them off because they're in a competitive mindset. plus, i'm sure they know that they're gonna get hit with it being martial arts class and all.

I hate being paired up with women in martial arts classes, admittedly because of all the social stigma and baggage that comes with it. If you get hit or she beats you (either because you hold back or because she actually is better than you), you get teased by the guys. If you hit her or you win, everyone thinks you're a chauvinistic dickhead ("aw c'mon, did you really have to do that?). It's a no-win situation.

One time I was in grappling class and I got paired up with this girl that I actually thought was pretty hot. She destroyed me and like...friggin grabbed me by the neck and tripped me and then did like some hold and tapped me out. For the sake of my ego, I'm just going to say I was distracted.

1) did you get beat cuz you suck

OR

2) were you distracted by her uhm, talent ?

[Meki]

we can call it playing if you wish.

Why do you gotta be so shady? It's kinda creepy... *shudder* :tongue:

[Napoleon Chynamite]

1) did you get beat cuz you suck

OR

2) were you distracted by her uhm, talent ?

Well I wasn't really trying right from the beginning because I'm uncomfortable enough doing stand-up sparring with women (e.g. exchanging punching or kicking) much less grappling where you have to roll around on the floor with them and everyone's already sweaty from like warming up and other exercises and shit, and she was apparently trying to kill me, or at least...going a lot harder than I was, haha. I'd say I'm pretty decent but at 5'10" 140 lbs. there's only so much I can do in the realm of groundfighting. Of course, she was a lot smaller than that, so I guess I have no excuse.

[mrazntre]

Well I wasn't really trying right from the beginning because I'm uncomfortable enough doing stand-up sparring with women (e.g. exchanging punching or kicking) much less grappling where you have to roll around on the floor with them and everyone's already sweaty from like warming up and other exercises and shit, and she was apparently trying to kill me, or at least...going a lot harder than I was, haha. I'd say I'm pretty decent but at 5'10" 140 lbs. there's only so much I can do in the realm of groundfighting. Of course, she was a lot smaller than that, so I guess I have no excuse.

you should have just enjoyed and savored every second of that ground rolling.

[achtungbaby]

Well I wasn't really trying right from the beginning because I'm uncomfortable enough doing stand-up sparring with women (e.g. exchanging punching or kicking) much less grappling where you have to roll around on the floor with them and everyone's already sweaty from like warming up and other exercises and shit, and she was apparently trying to kill me, or at least...going a lot harder than I was, haha. I'd say I'm pretty decent but at 5'10" 140 lbs. there's only so much I can do in the realm of groundfighting. Of course, she was a lot smaller than that, so I guess I have no excuse.
Did you dream about it afterwards? When I was a kid I'd always have dreams of the fights I lost... :biggrin:

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Did you dream about it afterwards? When I was a kid I'd always have dreams of the fights I lost... :biggrin:

I actually used to fantasize about getting beat up by hot women/girls as a kid before the event instead of dreaming about it afterwards...but usually the fantasy was better than when it actually happened, cause like...the real thing hurts.



I...probably shouldn't have posted that...but...a healthy sense of shame was never one of my strong points.

[nola]

^That's really interesting, hube.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

^That's really interesting, hube.

Promise not to tell anyone, ok? :frown:

[pikachupacabra]

well i just had a friend...poor guy btw, he's about 5'2 115 pounds...anyway his gf is a psycho and must be either shizo or seriously bipolar, she's always going from nice to bitch in no time at all. Anyways, where was i going with this, oh yes, they had both left a birthday party for a friend, when she all of a sudden turned towards him, screamed, leaned down, and socked him right in the nuts. When he bent over in pain and surprise, she punched him in the face and then threw him to the ground, jumped on top of him, and started wailing away. He didn't really want to talk about what happened next, but apparently at some point her was able to throw her off, cops arrived, and they spent 3 days in jail. In Vegas.

Now I'm not saying i would have hit her. But I would have had no problems paying some bum on the street to give her a good flouncing on the noggin.

[sOKaLiBoY]

well i just had a friend...poor guy btw, he's about 5'2 115 pounds...anyway his gf is a psycho and must be either shizo or seriously bipolar, she's always going from nice to bitch in no time at all. Anyways, where was i going with this, oh yes, they had both left a birthday party for a friend, when she all of a sudden turned towards him, screamed, leaned down, and socked him right in the nuts. When he bent over in pain and surprise, she punched him in the face and then threw him to the ground, jumped on top of him, and started wailing away. He didn't really want to talk about what happened next, but apparently at some point her was able to throw her off, cops arrived, and they spent 3 days in jail. In Vegas.

Now I'm not saying i would have hit her. But I would have had no problems paying some bum on the street to give her a good flouncing on the noggin.

i would have kicked the shit out of her....after recovering from the initial blow to the nuts of course

[pikachupacabra]

update: talked to him and apparently she was mad because at the bellagio she was hungry...and he ordered first.

also she threw her leftovers into the Garden (the one next to the lobby) and in the elevator back to their room she slapped his milkshake (actual, not metaphorical) and drenched him with it. back in the room is where she punched him. he apparently kicked her when trying to get her off and said he was leaving, i.e. "I'm leaving, you can keep your same flight home but I'm probably gonna switch".

She said she'd call the cops if he left. He left. She called the cops.

Funny thing is the cops had all the video from the bellagio detailing the food in the garden and the elevator incident. Inicidentally, he has given her 30 days to move out of his place and both of them are now banned from any casino on the strip.

Still want to hit her? I'm afraid if i get that close I'd catch the crazies.

[sOKaLiBoY]

update: talked to him and apparently she was mad because at the bellagio she was hungry...and he ordered first.

also she threw her leftovers into the Garden (the one next to the lobby) and in the elevator back to their room she slapped his milkshake (actual, not metaphorical) and drenched him with it. back in the room is where she punched him. he apparently kicked her when trying to get her off and said he was leaving, i.e. "I'm leaving, you can keep your same flight home but I'm probably gonna switch".

She said she'd call the cops if he left. He left. She called the cops.

Funny thing is the cops had all the video from the bellagio detailing the food in the garden and the elevator incident. Inicidentally, he has given her 30 days to move out of his place and both of them are now banned from any casino on the strip.

Still want to hit her? I'm afraid if i get that close I'd catch the crazies.


that woman has mad issues. i'd probably end up killing her.

[Meki]

that woman has mad issues. i'd probably end up killing her.

^-- Speaking of issues... :rolleyes: heehee... :wink:

[mrazntre]

update: talked to him and apparently she was mad because at the bellagio she was hungry...and he ordered first.

also she threw her leftovers into the Garden (the one next to the lobby) and in the elevator back to their room she slapped his milkshake (actual, not metaphorical) and drenched him with it. back in the room is where she punched him. he apparently kicked her when trying to get her off and said he was leaving, i.e. "I'm leaving, you can keep your same flight home but I'm probably gonna switch".

She said she'd call the cops if he left. He left. She called the cops.

Funny thing is the cops had all the video from the bellagio detailing the food in the garden and the elevator incident. Inicidentally, he has given her 30 days to move out of his place and both of them are now banned from any casino on the strip.

Still want to hit her? I'm afraid if i get that close I'd catch the crazies.

that bitch is fucking crazy...

please tell us her name and location so we can stay the FUCK away from that psycho crazy ass bitch.

o.O

My answer:

Yes! I do all the time. Just 'cause I can! Mwahaha! (Grabs the closest male and makes him cry just to prove point.)
:tongue:

hmmmm

^-- Speaking of issues... :rolleyes: heehee... :wink:

uh hhuuh...

[Meki]

that bitch is fucking crazy...

please tell us her name and location so we can stay the FUCK away from that psycho crazy ass bitch.



hmmmm



uh hhuuh...

Never said I never had issues... :tongue:

[A.R.A.M.]

well i just had a friend...poor guy btw, he's about 5'2 115 pounds...anyway his gf is a psycho and must be either shizo or seriously bipolar, she's always going from nice to bitch in no time at all. Anyways, where was i going with this, oh yes, they had both left a birthday party for a friend, when she all of a sudden turned towards him, screamed, leaned down, and socked him right in the nuts. When he bent over in pain and surprise, she punched him in the face and then threw him to the ground, jumped on top of him, and started wailing away. He didn't really want to talk about what happened next, but apparently at some point her was able to throw her off, cops arrived, and they spent 3 days in jail. In Vegas.

Now I'm not saying i would have hit her. But I would have had no problems paying some bum on the street to give her a good flouncing on the noggin.

Some guys pay good money for that shit.

[mrazntre]

like inter-gender UFC?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

like inter-gender UFC?

I was thinking more along the lines of Helga's House of Pain.

[yuuteya]

No. Never had to. Never going to. Never will.

[Hiroshi2]

well i just had a friend...poor guy btw, he's about 5'2 115 pounds...anyway his gf is a psycho and must be either shizo or seriously bipolar, she's always going from nice to bitch in no time at all. Anyways, where was i going with this, oh yes, they had both left a birthday party for a friend, when she all of a sudden turned towards him, screamed, leaned down, and socked him right in the nuts. When he bent over in pain and surprise, she punched him in the face and then threw him to the ground, jumped on top of him, and started wailing away. He didn't really want to talk about what happened next, but apparently at some point her was able to throw her off, cops arrived, and they spent 3 days in jail. In Vegas.

Now I'm not saying i would have hit her. But I would have had no problems paying some bum on the street to give her a good flouncing on the noggin.





Dayyyyyyyummmmmmmmmm



Anyway......................yesterday at a basketball game I almost got into a fight with a girl. My friend had bought some chicken strips and fries. And they were expensive as well ($6). I was like, hey man let me get a fry. And he was like, ok. And for some reason she was like, nigga you better back up off these fries!" And I was like, bitch shut the fuck up, dude said I could have one, and they ain't your fries no way. And she was like, man you better back the fuck up off these fries 'fore I have to whup your ass! And I was like, bitch stay your ugly ass over there and shut the fuck up and then she started to come towards me and I got up and pushed her on the ground. And then my friend and this other dude (both running backs) had to get between me and her. I had my pocket knife on me and I was about to use it. I know it sounds stupid fighting over some fries, but that wasn't even the real issue, it was the way that bitch was talking to me, know what I'm saying?




I know I was wrong, but I don't really feel bad about knocking a female to the ground like that. Not her, at least. Fuckin dyke.

[BigLew]

I have stabbed a person over tater tots before.

[mrazntre]

I have stabbed a person over tater tots before.

I'll do whatever I feel like doing. GOSH!!!

[kimpossible]

Dayyyyyyyummmmmmmmmm



Anyway......................yesterday at a basketball game I almost got into a fight with a girl. My friend had bought some chicken strips and fries. And they were expensive as well ($6). I was like, hey man let me get a fry. And he was like, ok. And for some reason she was like, nigga you better back up off these fries!" And I was like, bitch shut the fuck up, dude said I could have one, and they ain't your fries no way. And she was like, man you better back the fuck up off these fries 'fore I have to whup your ass! And I was like, bitch stay your ugly ass over there and shut the fuck up and then she started to come towards me and I got up and pushed her on the ground. And then my friend and this other dude (both running backs) had to get between me and her. I had my pocket knife on me and I was about to use it. I know it sounds stupid fighting over some fries, but that wasn't even the real issue, it was the way that bitch was talking to me, know what I'm saying?




I know I was wrong, but I don't really feel bad about knocking a female to the ground like that. Not her, at least. Fuckin dyke.

Over french fries?

Now, if it was onion rings I'd understand.

[Hiroshi2]

Over french fries?

Now, if it was onion rings I'd understand.





Oh shit, when I clicked on this thread, I was like, oh lord I'm gonna get scolded for disrespecting a girl. Over the Internet. I actually got sweaty and stuff as if you were in the same room as me.



I spend waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time here.


And besides that, onion rings are nasty. I wouldn't have wanted no damn food in the first place if they had onion rings.

[kimpossible]

Oh shit, when I clicked on this thread, I was like, oh lord I'm gonna get scolded for disrespecting a girl. Over the Internet. I actually got sweaty and stuff as if you were in the same room as me.


All I mainly want to do is make sure you're fed. When you said you didn't get much homemade food I just about cried. I bet I could even get you to eat all the veggies you don't think you'd like.

[applehead]

Dayyyyyyyummmmmmmmmm



Anyway......................yesterday at a basketball game I almost got into a fight with a girl. My friend had bought some chicken strips and fries. And they were expensive as well ($6). I was like, hey man let me get a fry. And he was like, ok. And for some reason she was like, nigga you better back up off these fries!" And I was like, bitch shut the fuck up, dude said I could have one, and they ain't your fries no way. And she was like, man you better back the fuck up off these fries 'fore I have to whup your ass! And I was like, bitch stay your ugly ass over there and shut the fuck up and then she started to come towards me and I got up and pushed her on the ground. And then my friend and this other dude (both running backs) had to get between me and her. I had my pocket knife on me and I was about to use it. I know it sounds stupid fighting over some fries, but that wasn't even the real issue, it was the way that bitch was talking to me, know what I'm saying?




I know I was wrong, but I don't really feel bad about knocking a female to the ground like that. Not her, at least. Fuckin dyke.

no. that is so understandable.
i don't mind people sharing my food or
picking at stuff i ordered but i know why
other people would get pissed off about food.

you should've spit on those fries.
:biggrin:

[deez nuts]

. I had my pocket knife on me and I was about to use it. I know it sounds stupid fighting over some fries, but that wasn't even the real issue, it was the way that bitch was talking to me, know what I'm saying?



a good ol punch to her uterus would've sufficed.

[Hiroshi2]

no. that is so understandable.
i don't mind people sharing my food or
picking at stuff i ordered but i know why
other people would get pissed off about food.

you should've spit on those fries.
:biggrin:





Well see there's something else y'all gotta understand about her - she's crazy. Like she stabbed her sister when she was 13 and got sent to boarding school or some shit, and that's her reputation. She's like 5'1" and I'm 6'4" but her sister damn near died. Plus her sister was like 20 when she did that. So that's this girl's reputation, crazy. When she raised up on me, everybody was like, man you better sit down for you get yo' ass STOMPED! And I guess it was a ego thing too, like ain't no way I'm finna let this little girl whup my ass, even though I'm way bigger than her. So I threw the first blow and luckily the police didn't come in or whatever, I didn't feel like going to jail for fighting a girl, even a mental case like her.



a good ol punch to her uterus would've sufficed.



If it would've hurt real bad, then yeah. I told you she's a lesbian, so I'm sure she has no plans on having kids or whatever.

[kimpossible]

What if I wanted your fries?

[deez nuts]

What if I wanted your fries?

i'd feed them to you on hand and foot like a good little chinese boy.

[applehead]

I didn't feel like going to jail for fighting a girl, even a mental case like her.

smart thinking hiroshi.
my sister always says :you don't argue with crazy:
it's so true. there's no point.

[loserbutt]

well, if it came down to serious injury, like if she were trying to kill me or something.

yea, hell.

but in something serious, but not life-threatening, no. I'd just find some way to neutralize her/laugh it off.

[deez nuts]

smart thinking hiroshi.
my sister always says :you don't argue with crazy:
it's so true. there's no point.


you don't argue with crazy. you shoot them with a tranquilizer gun.

[applehead]

you don't argue with crazy. you shoot them with a tranquilizer gun.

that will be ideal... *sigh*

[deez nuts]

that will be ideal... *sigh*

no. ideally is punching the bitch out.

[Hiroshi2]

Guess what I found out?


The girl paid for the fries. I thought my friend was the only one who paid for it, and he was letting other people who didn't pay for it eat them, and so when I tried to get me one, this girl comes in with an attitude.


It turns out I was the one reaching in for food I didn't pay for.



Sometimes you feel like a nut.......................

[deez nuts]

i heard that sean connery once said, a woman needs a good slap in the face every now and then to keep her in line or some shit to that effect.

in regards to this topic and pertaining to this forum; i've seen some of you asian women out there. some of you are bigger than your asian boyfriends. if i was him, i'd be scared shitless about getting hit by your burly ass.

[applehead]

Guess what I found out?


The girl paid for the fries. I thought my friend was the only one who paid for it, and he was letting other people who didn't pay for it eat them, and so when I tried to get me one, this girl comes in with an attitude.


It turns out I was the one reaching in for food I didn't pay for.



Sometimes you feel like a nut.......................

AAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
why didn't she just say so?

[Hiroshi2]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
why didn't she just say so?





Cause she crazy, duh I already said that :wink:

[kimpossible]

Beat her down every time you see her with fries - no excuses, no warnings, no mercy. That way you can condition her to associate fries with asskickings and she'll quiver with fear every time she sees a fried slice of potato. What a mindfuck.

[relus]

Depends if shes trying to kill/beat me to death or not, its called self defense :P

[sii-mon]

My Wife Never. If a stranger woman Robbed me or tried to, Id Take her down.

[Beat180]

Man whatever happened to grabbing em and shaking the shit out of em. So much violence ha ha ha

[mrazntre]

Man whatever happened to grabbing em and shaking the shit out of em. So much violence ha ha ha

basically cuz they won't shut the hell up even after you shake the shit outta'em

[sageb1]

if a lady was trying to pick a fight with me, i'd run.

it'd be scary having to become her husband.

[deez nuts]

when i was in college an ex of mine found out i was cheating on her, she came over to my apartment and started throwing shit at me. when i got close to her to try and stop her from throwing shit. she started pounding me and aiming for my face and kicking me trying to kick me in the nuts. i didn't hit her, i just grabbed her and threw her out of my apartment and locked the door.

looking back, if i would've hit her and knocked her out, it would've been funny as hell to see and probably have a good laugh about it with the guys.

[bluemonq]

well, not that i would, but a little voice in my head is telliing me, "the feminist principle of gender equality should apply here."

of course, he also tells me to burn things.

[nola]

I've always been the hitter. No man has ever hit me. When I'm at the end of my rope I hit em in the stomach but not enough to do any harm.

[Emperor_Mike]

Hit? Absolutely not. MACE them? Yeah.

[Dirty Soap]

How do you feel.Whoever says they wouldn't hit a woman under any circumstances probaly never lived in the ghetto. Them girls fight like men. You better hit that bitch or she'll lay you out.

Years ago in Tae Kwon Do, the Master made me spar this girl who has Turrets Syndrome. She's a red/black belt and I was a green belt. He wouldn't allow me to hit her, he told me just to dodge and block. Anyway, she was beatin my ass. I was getting mad. I wanted to pummel her face and choke her with her crooked ass arm. If he had let me hit her, I wouldn't have felt so bad afterwards. I could've snucked a hit in but he would've came in and whooped my ass so there was nothing I could do about it.

Remember in the 90's when hoodies were popular? I think I was in 6th grade when this happened. My friend and I were talking to this blonde white girl outside the Community Center and he said something she didn't like. I forget what. Anyway she spit on him. I said 'Ohhhh! She spit on you man, you gonna let her do that?' I was laughing my ass off then she turns around and spit on me! I said 'Oh no you didn't!' and she tried to get on her bike, I kicked that shyt down, she started running, I chased her and pushed her on the ground. She slid on the grass like 8 feet! She walked home crying. That was my favorite hoodie shirt. I don't play that shit.

Another time in 6th grade, we were all chillin at the bus stop, and two of my friends and I got in an argument with the Ho Patrol, and I went up to this filipina chick's face and put my finger on her forehead and mooshed her head back(LOL). She kicked me in the nuts man! I crumpled down to the ground and got back up, chased her, put her in a headlock and kneed her in the head. I don't exactly remember that part but thats what my friends said I did.

When I was in 3rd grade, this white girl who was in the 5th grade used to beat everybody up! She used to beat up boys all the time. She was a really huge prejudice redneck. She picked on everybody. Anyway one day I was in the front seat and I turned around to look at this diminutive asian kid who was in the second seat. He had New Kids on the Block scribbled on his notebook. I misread it and I thought it said, 'I love New Kids on the Block' but it actually said 'I hate New Kids on the Block'. I told him 'Yo you like New Kids on the Block?' And he said 'Fuck You Urkel (Cause I had some big ass glasses back then :frown: ) and spit in my face! He spit in my face!!! :eek: I was in shock and before I could do or say anything the white girl bully who was sitting in the third seat, defended him. She said 'Turn around nigger!' I said 'He spit on me!' and she said 'I'mma spit on you too if you don't sit down and shut up!' the little asian kid started laughing, I told him to shut up and then the white girl spit on me(I'm dripping with spit by now if you haven't noticed). Now this where my temper took over cause getting spit on in the face is disgusting and embarassing. I spit on her face, she spits back at me (asian kid laughing the whole time) and we just spitting back and forth and she gets tired of it and swings at me! She misses, I took my glasses off cause I couldn't see anymore because of the spit, dodged another one of her punches, then reached over to the third seat, grabbed her black mane of sweaty dirty-smelling redneck hair, and pulled her all the way over to the front seat. I then put my knee over her kneck and pushed down. The bus driver was watching this shit the whole time. They were actually cheering me but I didn't hear all of that because I was angry. Finally, after he was satisfied, he pulled me off of her. I'm glad he did because she was blue in the face, she could've died. The principal congratulated me and she apologized saying that she has been a mean ass lately and we sort've became friendly with one another and people were happy. I did get suspended for three days tho. The principal was a woman. She told me beating up girls were bad. I said 'I know. I feel so bad.' She said 'Don't worry, she deserved it but we gotta punish you so her parents don't gripe.'

My older sister used to pick on me and beat me up when I was a kid thats probaly why I don't have any qualms knockin a bitch out.

I let girls slap me in the face before and didn't do anything about it. My cousin knee'd me in the balls once too but thats cause I was making fun of her huge titties. I think I slapped a chick back once when I was young tho.

I don't condone hitting girls. I haven't had a fight with a chick since I was in grade school. As an adult, I always handle arguments as diplomatic as possible. I haven't been in a fight since I was 16. My family prayed over my temper and God worked it out. If you hit your girlfriend, I hope she grows the balls to shoot you or beat your ass like J Lo did on Enough. That's all I have to say on that.

LOL I'm remembering more fights with girls now but they were all when I was under 10 years old so they don't count.

LOL@ me boxing this huge black chick and her knockin my tooth out when I was 8 years old!

LOL@me rememebering some more dumb shit I did when I was mad. Remember when Super Soakers were popular? This little white boy from across the street squirted me when I told him not to, I ran over to his front lawn, tackled him, snatched that shit, snapped it across my knee, then walked over back to my house casually to play Solar Jet Man! Man my momma whooped my ass, grounded me from Nintendo, and I had to pay for that shyt. I think it was ten bucks.

[Anaestacia]

when i was in college an ex of mine found out i was cheating on her, she came over to my apartment and started throwing shit at me. when i got close to her to try and stop her from throwing shit. she started pounding me and aiming for my face and kicking me trying to kick me in the nuts. i didn't hit her, i just grabbed her and threw her out of my apartment and locked the door.

looking back, if i would've hit her and knocked her out, it would've been funny as hell to see and probably have a good laugh about it with the guys.

Oh yeah, now you're talkin. You must be proud of yourself. Did you go for multiples while you were cheating on her? Let's parTAY and grab the six pack while you're at it. Thanks for the generous character sketch.

I'm actually amazed and sickeningly appalled with the shite in this thread concerning female violence towards men, even if in a joking manner. It's no wonder men do not hesitate to lift their hands or "knock women out".

Figures on the extent of male victims vary considerably so it's difficult to state with any accuracy the true extent. However, the 2001/02 British Crime Survey (BCS) found 19% of domestic violence incidents were reported to be male victims with just under half of these being committed by a female abuser.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/hh/men.shtml (there are some good links at the bottom but are all based in UK). I doubt it would take much to do a simple search on other resources where help is available (for both men and women).

Apparently, men and women however have differing definitions of abuse when it comes to domestic violence. - to me, a lousy cop out of an excuse to perpetuate the lack of respect for each other.

[Chad]

There are some men I would be ashamed to hit because they're such effeminate wimps.

[deez nuts]

Oh yeah, now you're talkin. You must be proud of yourself. Did you go for multiples while you were cheating on her? Let's parTAY and grab the six pack while you're at it. Thanks for the generous character sketch.

I'm actually amazed and sickeningly appalled with the shite in this thread concerning female violence towards men, even if in a joking manner. It's no wonder men do not hesitate to lift their hands or "knock women out".


you need to calm the fuck down.

and nope, i didn't go for multiples (whatever the hell that means), there was no party and no six pack.

but, i did mourn the loss of my speakers.

[Meki]

there was no party and no six pack.

but, i did mourn the loss of my speakers.

Now that's a damn shame... If someone freaks out on you, then the least you could do is have a party and a six pack or even a kegger... It's the least you could do in memory of those speakers. I'm so disappointed in you.

[deez nuts]

Now that's a damn shame... If someone freaks out on you, then the least you could do is have a party and a six pack or even a kegger... It's the least you could do in memory of those speakers. I'm so disappointed in you.

you are the most whitewashed kim chi eater that i know. what asian person calls it a kegger. you fuggin twinkie.

**punches you in the uterus**

[Napoleon Chynamite]

^I keep telling her to stop being a white girl and to embrace her Asian roots. Whatever happened to respecting and turning to the culture, lifestyle, and ideologies of your parents? *sigh* We're a dying breed.

[deez nuts]

^I keep telling her to stop being a white girl and to embrace her Asian roots. Whatever happened to respecting and turning to the culture, lifestyle, and ideologies of your parents? *sigh* We're a dying breed.

what am i your wingman?

look at you moving right in on that shit.

STUD.

[Meki]

you are the most whitewashed kim chi eater that i know. what asian person calls it a kegger. you fuggin twinkie.

**punches you in the uterus**

Yup, that's me... The white lovin skank. :tongue:

what am i your wingman?

look at you moving right in on that shit.

STUD.

Oh... I'm not related to him... You see, Hubie likes to keep it in his family. His cousin being the target. :biggrin:

[deez nuts]

the both of you need to get a fucking (pun intended) room.

[Irezumi Kiss]

the both of you need to get a fucking (pun intended) room.
I hear this place has available rooms and surprisingly affordable nightly rates...

http://www.1164.com/universal/photos/psycho/bates-motel.jpg

[deez nuts]

i was thinking more the kew motor inn.