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younggiftedandblack
11-12-2004, 05:02 PM
Two women attempted to experience sexual pleasure from an intimate contact with a cat. The weird endeavor ended rather sad for one of the women: she was hospitalized with severe genital injuries.

Doctors arrived to hospitalize a woman, who had suffered from unexpected bleeding, as they were told on the phone. They saw a woman lying on the sofa. The woman was wearing only a jumper. Streaks of blood could be seen on her legs. The woman's friend was speechless to explain what happened.

The woman was taken to the gynecological department of the local hospital, where doctors determined the unusual character of the genital injuries. Stitching the wounds, they supposed that a sex maniac had attacked the woman and injured her in the crotch. The truth, however, surpassed all expectations. When the woman recovered, she confessed that she had been injured during her love act with a cat.

The woman's name was Svetlana. Her husband, an entrepreneur, was constantly away on business trips. That day he was out of town too. Svetlana was bored and she decided to visit her friend, Vera. The two women had some wine and started talking about intimate matters.

Vera was the first, who suggested trying something totally unusual: "Do you wanna try the real thing?" asked she. When Vera clarified, what the real thing was about, Svetlana was terrified. However, the idea seemed to be attractive to her after the women talked about it and had some more wine. "Life is too short, one has to try everything!" Svetlana decided.

Vera brought in a cat. The cat named as Timka was living in the house for quite a long time. Vera took her clothes off, put the light out and played an adult movie on the video recorder. She lied down, took a bottle of valerian and poured some on her most intimate body part. When the cat smelled valerian, he started licking it away, putting Vera in the state of ecstasy.

"Now it is your turn, you try," Vera told Svetlana when she was done. "You know, my friend, there is nothing better than the cat's little tongue," said she.

When the cat started licking valerian off from Svetlana, something happened to the animal. Timka probably took too much of the medication: he started licking the liquid away but all of a sudden he seized the genitals of the poor woman with his claws and teeth. Svetlana screamed and tried to push the fierce pet lover away from her, but the cat wouldn't let go. Vera hurried to help her friend: she emptied a bucket of water on the cat and threw the animal out of the house. When she saw that Svetlana was bleeding, she called an ambulance.

When Svetlana returned home from the hospital, she had to tell the story to her husband, Boris. The man could not take the fact that his wife preferred having oral sex with a cat: Boris kicked Svetlana out of the house and the abandoned woman had to stay with her mother. The offended man is not going to forgive his wife: the couple is currently divorcing.

It is noteworthy that lonely women often use their pets (cats or dogs, regardless of sex) to satisfy their sexual needs. Such pet adventures often lead to lamentable consequences - not for pets, but for orgasm-craving women, as a rule. An overdose of valerian can make the loveliest cat become a fierce and aggressive animal.

link (http://funreports.com/2004/11/10/57061.html)

Emperor_Mike
11-12-2004, 07:23 PM
Why?

so_fee_ahh
11-12-2004, 07:33 PM
:eek: :eek: Holy fuck! How could she resort to all that...mess? It's not hard to get some when you're a girl unless you got hair growing on your chin or you have lazy eye...it never ceases to amaze me, really, the things some people come up with.

YuheiCarreau
11-12-2004, 07:34 PM
9_9

Oh, those foolish, orgasm-craving wimminfolk...

fossilfuel
11-12-2004, 07:58 PM
Sorry, that whole article just reeks of urban legend. Like the whole naked woman/peanut butter/ dog/ surprise birthday party story. A sexually unsatisfied woman turns to perversion with disastrous results, usually public humiliation and divorce... etc... there's even a little moral at the end.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/bestial/peanutbt.htm

Emperor_Mike
11-12-2004, 10:31 PM
Of course, if it's a Pravda story then it's probably a fake. Pravda is Russia's equivalent of the Weekly World News.

amietron
11-13-2004, 12:48 AM
wow.

truMp
11-13-2004, 01:16 AM
lol. an idiot indeed.

DragonKnight
11-13-2004, 01:20 AM
Yeowch, the things people do when they're desperate for sexual lovin. :eek:

spastastic
11-13-2004, 01:23 AM
:eek: :eek: Holy fuck! How could she resort to all that...mess? It's not hard to get some when you're a girl unless you got hair growing on your chin or you have lazy eye...it never ceases to amaze me, really, the things some people come up with.
Even then you can still find some poor slob who is desperate.

Deadpool
11-14-2004, 07:32 PM
.....dude.....get a vibrator or sit in under a faucet.

asvenus
11-15-2004, 06:04 AM
.....dude.....get a or sit in under a faucet.

you would think in the age of the 'rabbit' women would know better!!
im inclined to agree with fossolfuel here....its like a hans cristen anderson fairytale for the modern age for women!!....evil women, thou must wait for thine husband to return from wherever and not seek out s till he returnest otherwise you willst be damned and shame will fall upon you for eternity!! :biggrin:

hooligan
11-15-2004, 07:12 AM
yay for ... cats?

deez nuts
11-15-2004, 07:24 AM
here pussy meet pussy

pretense78
11-15-2004, 07:52 AM
Or gives a whole new meaning to the term, "pussy poppin'"....on a handstand, no less.

sinisterpanda
11-15-2004, 10:41 AM
poor cat!

Banana
11-15-2004, 11:06 AM
Owned.

bluemonq
11-15-2004, 11:09 AM
:eek: :eek: Holy fuck! How could she resort to all that...mess? It's not hard to get some when you're a girl unless you got hair growing on your chin or you have lazy eye...it never ceases to amaze me, really, the things some people come up with.
erm... people can talk, pets can't? that's the only explanation i can come up with...

sageb1
11-15-2004, 09:01 PM
so are they gonna bust the cat?

mrazntre
11-16-2004, 01:49 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAa...



Now we all know what killed the curious cat.

Fireblade
11-16-2004, 01:52 AM
I feel more sorry for the dogs and horses used in videos. Not that I watch them mind you.

mrazntre
11-16-2004, 01:59 AM
I feel more sorry for the dogs and horses used in videos. Not that I watch them mind you.


....then how would you know they use dogs and horses in videos?

:tongue:

AliBabaIncorporated
11-17-2004, 06:56 AM
Of course, if it's a Pravda story then it's probably a fake. Pravda is Russia's equivalent of the Weekly World News.
You dare question the Truth? Off to the gulag!