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achtungbaby
09-29-2002, 04:37 PM
by Shuriken

The new shoot-'em-up, blast-'em-up, blow-everything-to-hell action movie "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" is the second Hollywood feature to give Lucy Liu above-the-title, co-starring billing (opposite Antonio Banderas). And while I don't think it's particularly exceptional as a film, I at least found it to be unobjectionable in its portrayal of an Asian American lead character.

L2 plays Sever, a U.S. spy trained by the government from childhood and who started life as an abandoned baby girl in China. As the movie unspools, Sever goes renegade and kidnaps the son of a prominent industrialist, so the government sends burnt-out FBI agent Jeremiah Ecks (Banderas) to Canada (yes, the COUNTRY Canada) to go after her. And as the film telegraphs to the audience in the first five minutes, Ecks and Sever will discover that they have a common enemy and team up. Banderas and Liu get top billing, but "Ballistic's" real stars are the massive, volcano-like explosions — of cars, trains, buildings, everything but the emotions — that seem to erupt every ten minutes or so as Ecks and Sever go after each other and the bad guys. This is not a story about people. This is a story about pyrotechnics. And if you go into the multiplex, popcorn in hand, expecting anything more than that, you're gonna feel as bombed-out as one of the buildings.

full review (http://yellowworld.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=Reviews&file=index&req=showcontent&id=6)

SunWuKong
09-29-2002, 05:44 PM
After Banderas incoherently mumbles some exposition about her childhood in China, Sever's ethnicity is never brought up again.


oh my god, i was thinking the same thing. when antonio banderas was saying something about sever's background, i was like... "what the fuck is he saying? i can't understand a word." so in the spirit of accent vs. no-accent, why the hell was banderas' ethnic background never an issue while lucy's background was that of an orphan girl from china raised to be an agent? why wasn't banderas' character some mexican immigrant? it's like the biggest irony of all, him muttering something incomprehensible about the immigrant background of someone who speaks perfect english. and somebody please tell me why banderas' character and his hispanic wife had such a white child!



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LT25
11-09-2002, 08:19 PM
I liked Lucy Liu in it, but it was a crappy movie... even for an action flick. The transporter was better. :angry:

babysakura
11-09-2002, 11:44 PM
the only thing i liked about the whole flick was the story line and the minimum talking. i hate action movies which talks more than action

ChinaLama
11-10-2002, 07:03 AM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Sep 30 2002, 12:44 AM
After Banderas incoherently mumbles some exposition about her childhood in China, Sever's ethnicity is never brought up again.


oh my god, i was thinking the same thing. when antonio banderas was saying something about sever's background, i was like... "what the fuck is he saying? i can't understand a word." so in the spirit of accent vs. no-accent, why the hell was banderas' ethnic background never an issue while lucy's background was that of an orphan girl from china raised to be an agent? why wasn't banderas' character some mexican immigrant? it's like the biggest irony of all, him muttering something incomprehensible about the immigrant background of someone who speaks perfect english. and somebody please tell me why banderas' character and his hispanic wife had such a white child!
it's the white part of their genes. :)

teaz0r
01-09-2003, 11:53 AM
this is a bit late. but heh.
i know the director "Chaos"
thai guy.

he directed a movie in thailand, "Fah", before going back to the US.

i can't believe the movie execs made this movie.
it's the most retarded thing i ever saw.
his penis too was the most retarded thing i ever saw.

SunWuKong
01-09-2003, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by pipSy@Jan 9 2003, 02:53 PM
this is a bit late. but heh.
i know the director "Chaos"
thai guy.

he directed a movie in thailand, "Fah", before going back to the US.

i can't believe the movie execs made this movie.
it's the most retarded thing i ever saw.
his penis too was the most retarded thing i ever saw.
hahahhaha how is a penis retarded? damn it i hope mine isn't. :lol:

lethal
01-09-2003, 12:39 PM
Its already out on video/dvd. 2 months from the screen release! There's movies still in theatres that were released at the same time.

That's how bad it was.

bigwong235
01-16-2003, 01:32 PM
horrible movie. don't waste your time watching it.

my .02