pretense78
10-31-2004, 09:32 PM
Some girl was interviewed on a site and this is basically her answers to various questions. Interesting.
Mariah, 20
A date tells you he wants to try water sports. Do you dare or do you dump?
Totally do it! Water sports? Yeah, that's fun! Why wouldn't you?
Do you know what "water sports" refers to?
Like, waterskiing.
No, it's urinating.
Oh. I would do it.
You would?
Well, I wouldn't let them urinate in my mouth, and I would make sure I didn't have any open cuts that are bleeding. Yeah.
When you're dating someone, is it appropriate to masturbate?
Yes, of course. Always. It enhances sex. If you know how to please yourself, you'll be better at knowing what to tell your partner to do to please you. And I think masturbating together is good, too.
My friend says she can only orgasm when she's by herself. How can she loosen up when she's hooking up?
Maybe try masturbating with someone. And tell her partner, whoever she wants to be with, what she likes about being with herself and then work from there.
Is it okay to have anal sex on a first date?
No, I don't think so. Morally, it's fine. Physically, it's not a good idea. You need to be with someone you really trust because it's so easy to get hurt that way. If you've had a lot of anal, that might be different. Just don't get hurt.
Is it rude to ignore someone who gives you a cheesy pick-up line in a bar?
Um, no. Go ahead and ignore, but it's more fun if you engage them and find out what kind of crazy person would use such a weird pick-up line.
Is there such a thing as a successful pick-up line?
Successful? Probably not, unless it's "Can I buy you a drink?"
So if someone does buy you a drink, do you owe them anything?
Yeah, I think you owe them a little bit of conversation. Just a little bit, not a lot. If it gets uncomfortable, and you feel like you do owe them something, just say "no thank you." And that's essentially the same as saying, "I'm through with you." So I think you owe them. Because, you know, you don't have to take the drink.
When taking a boyfriend home to meet your parents, is it okay to have sex in your childhood bed, provided it's still there?
I would say yes. But make sure not to let your parents know, because that's really kind of mean. And then wash the sheets after, so your mother or father or whoever takes care of the beds doesn't have to deal.
Can you have a good relationship if the sex is just good, not great?
Yes. It'll get better if you want it to. Relax and focus on it.
You've had bad sex with someone three times, but you're still attracted to him. Is there hope for better sex in the future?
Yeah. But if you've had bad sex three times, you're probably not being creative enough. So be more creative.
What's the best position for quickest mutual orgasm?
From behind, I'd say. Or actually, no, sort of lying on your stomach, and him on top.
What's the best position for female satisfaction?
Well, that all depends. I like 69 a lot, but that's very intimate. I guess it depends on whether you feel like really getting the spiritual experience. Physically, 69 is the best one. Oh, another one is legs-over-the-shoulders. I don't know what that one's called, though.
I'm branching out from the missionary position. Give me a quick lesson in kink.
I'd say the best beginning stuff is sex from behind. From there, you can change it up all sorts of ways. It's such a dominating position, and it can take you into anal really quickly because you're essentially practicing all those muscles. Yeah, that's a good starter. And then talking dirty is always a good start, helps you initiate conversation. From there you can go anywhere.
Is it weird to have sex in a graveyard?
Um, I think it's a little mean because there are rotting corpses underneath. And if you get off on that, that's fine. Just find something similar, like a funeral home.
What's the worst thing a guy can do in bed?
Worst? He could, like, murder you. That would be pretty bad. Uncouth? Bringing up an ex, and how great they were at something that you are engaging in at that time. That's pretty generic, but still really bad.
Mariah, 20
A date tells you he wants to try water sports. Do you dare or do you dump?
Totally do it! Water sports? Yeah, that's fun! Why wouldn't you?
Do you know what "water sports" refers to?
Like, waterskiing.
No, it's urinating.
Oh. I would do it.
You would?
Well, I wouldn't let them urinate in my mouth, and I would make sure I didn't have any open cuts that are bleeding. Yeah.
When you're dating someone, is it appropriate to masturbate?
Yes, of course. Always. It enhances sex. If you know how to please yourself, you'll be better at knowing what to tell your partner to do to please you. And I think masturbating together is good, too.
My friend says she can only orgasm when she's by herself. How can she loosen up when she's hooking up?
Maybe try masturbating with someone. And tell her partner, whoever she wants to be with, what she likes about being with herself and then work from there.
Is it okay to have anal sex on a first date?
No, I don't think so. Morally, it's fine. Physically, it's not a good idea. You need to be with someone you really trust because it's so easy to get hurt that way. If you've had a lot of anal, that might be different. Just don't get hurt.
Is it rude to ignore someone who gives you a cheesy pick-up line in a bar?
Um, no. Go ahead and ignore, but it's more fun if you engage them and find out what kind of crazy person would use such a weird pick-up line.
Is there such a thing as a successful pick-up line?
Successful? Probably not, unless it's "Can I buy you a drink?"
So if someone does buy you a drink, do you owe them anything?
Yeah, I think you owe them a little bit of conversation. Just a little bit, not a lot. If it gets uncomfortable, and you feel like you do owe them something, just say "no thank you." And that's essentially the same as saying, "I'm through with you." So I think you owe them. Because, you know, you don't have to take the drink.
When taking a boyfriend home to meet your parents, is it okay to have sex in your childhood bed, provided it's still there?
I would say yes. But make sure not to let your parents know, because that's really kind of mean. And then wash the sheets after, so your mother or father or whoever takes care of the beds doesn't have to deal.
Can you have a good relationship if the sex is just good, not great?
Yes. It'll get better if you want it to. Relax and focus on it.
You've had bad sex with someone three times, but you're still attracted to him. Is there hope for better sex in the future?
Yeah. But if you've had bad sex three times, you're probably not being creative enough. So be more creative.
What's the best position for quickest mutual orgasm?
From behind, I'd say. Or actually, no, sort of lying on your stomach, and him on top.
What's the best position for female satisfaction?
Well, that all depends. I like 69 a lot, but that's very intimate. I guess it depends on whether you feel like really getting the spiritual experience. Physically, 69 is the best one. Oh, another one is legs-over-the-shoulders. I don't know what that one's called, though.
I'm branching out from the missionary position. Give me a quick lesson in kink.
I'd say the best beginning stuff is sex from behind. From there, you can change it up all sorts of ways. It's such a dominating position, and it can take you into anal really quickly because you're essentially practicing all those muscles. Yeah, that's a good starter. And then talking dirty is always a good start, helps you initiate conversation. From there you can go anywhere.
Is it weird to have sex in a graveyard?
Um, I think it's a little mean because there are rotting corpses underneath. And if you get off on that, that's fine. Just find something similar, like a funeral home.
What's the worst thing a guy can do in bed?
Worst? He could, like, murder you. That would be pretty bad. Uncouth? Bringing up an ex, and how great they were at something that you are engaging in at that time. That's pretty generic, but still really bad.