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SunWuKong

09-28-2002, 01:16 AM

ok, i'm going to start off with a short paragraph and then people add to it. this is a horror story.

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SunWuKung tried to call BunBoy back over and over again, but to no avail, all he was getting was a busy signal. It was a little past 3:30 a.m. on a Wednesday night, and he was in bed when the phone rang. It was BunBoy and all that SunWuKung heard from the other end of the line was a low whisper. It sounded as if BunBoy was saying, "it's coming... it's coming... help me...." Then all he heard was a scream and the line was cut. Given Bunboy's seemingly uncontrollable habit of partying with a plethora of different mood-altering drugs, SunWuKung thought it was probably no cause for alarm. Still, he thought, being the responsible friend that he was, it would be best if he went to make sure that BunBoy was ok. It was only a 15-minute drive to reach BunBoy's apartment, after all. So he threw on a t-shirt and a pair of jeans, and out the door he went.

deez nuts

09-28-2002, 11:24 AM

Ok my creativity side is like dead. So here's my best shot.

As SunWuKung jumped into the official YW windowless van (paid for by AB) to goto bunboy's (me) pad, he went to pick up Arex (since his car is in the shop). He picks up Arex and rolls down York Avenue (sue me, only street name I can think of, right now).

They arrive at bunboy's pad, rings the doorbell, but no answer. The door is unlocked so they stroll in. Bunboy is passed out, foaming at the mouth and mumbling; "curse that mrazntre he bought over some special brownies baked by Hello_Hapa, and now I can't feel my fooking legs! Curse those two!"

Bunboy then starts to cluck like a chicken; "cluck, cluck", from the brownies baked by the YW mother hen, Hello_Hapa.

karizma

09-28-2002, 09:50 PM

>> SWK slaps bunboy repeatedly to snap him out of his trance but to no avail. SWK leaves him lying there slobbering and incoherent while he heads to the bathroom to wash off bunboy's frothy saliva from his hands. he flips on the lights to reveal something written on the bathroom mirror...swk gasps. "you're next" scrawled in a milky liquid..."what could it be?" swk asks himself..."hmm...could ab be behinds this??"....swk and arex leave the apartment and bunboy and pay a visit to AB...

artsfartsyjanet

09-29-2002, 07:19 PM

Is this suppose to be horror or comedy? lol.....
Okay, here I go.... *popping knuckles*

To the sound of Pachebel Canon, artsfartsyjanet answers her cell while driving back home from an exhausting day at work,"Hello?"
SWK and Arex in unison,"Ah help! It's a crisis!"
You guys, "For the love of God, call the crisis hotline!"
"No no.... Janet, listen! I'm not Mrazntyre and Endangered_Asian Male the masturbators who keeps calling you for "crisis" intervention. it's me SWK!"
Perplexed, Arex asks himself,"Mrazntyre masturbates? Anyway, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Help!!!!!Mama!"
Janet asks, "Is that Arex screaming like a cholic baby?"
"Yeah. "(Turning towards Arex,"shut up man!")
"What's wrong?"
"Bunboy's been poisoned by HH's brownies! Mrazntyre delivered them to him. What should I do?"
"Did you call the ambulance?"
"Oh, shiet.... Arex, we just left him there to die!"
The windowless YW mobile takes a 360 degree back to bunboy's place.
"Wait!" says Arex.
"What's wrong now?" asks SWK.
"I just pissed in my pants!"
Looking down at Arex's wet khakis, he grotesquely utters,"Oh fuck!"
With a raised eyebrow, Janet interrupts what she overhears,"Hey guys, I'll go to ABs while you guys get Bunboy some help (assuming he may still be alive)."

SunWuKong

09-29-2002, 08:10 PM

and the plot thickens...

SWK and Arex arrived back in Bunboy's apartment only to find that HH was there too! She was dressed in a tight S&M leather catsuit with a whip in her hand and upon seeing SWK and Arex, she laughed an evil shrilling laughter. Bunboy was beside her, also in tight leather, except he was on all fours, with a leather mask over his head.

HH: "Hahhahhah!!! Now that Bunboy ate my S&M Brownies of Enslavement®, he has become my mindless slave! And you two are next! Why don't you have a taste of my brownies too!"

SWK (at the sight of HH in leather): "OK!"

at HH's command, Mindless Slave Bunboy launches himself at SWK and Arex with globs of brownies in his hands.

Arex says to SWK: "You dumbfuck! Let's get out of here!"

SWK: "Oh yeah! We should do that! Fuck, let's go!"

SWK and Arex tried to get away but it was no use! Mindless Slave Bunboy seemed to be able to overpower both SWK and Arex. What was in those brownies? Mindless Slave Bunboy threw both SWK and Arex against the wall. The last thing that SWK heard as his consciousness slips away from him was more of that evil evil shrilling laughter... His last thought as coherence fades was... "What was in those brownies? And how come HH looks so good in tight leather?"

meanwhile, janet arrived at AB's apartment...

thaite

10-04-2002, 05:27 PM

Meanwhile, back at the headquarters of the Evil Hapa Network, buoywonders paces whistfully as he awaits HH's return. Theirs was a risky, but brilliant, plan: to flood the Asian markets with brownies of a devastating recipe. The highly addictive quality of the brownies would turn anyone who withdrew from them into into fat, lazy bastards. The genius was HH's, the evil was all buoywonder's. Soon, all would be their slaves...

deez nuts

10-04-2002, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by buoywonder@Oct 4 2002, 08:27 PM
Meanwhile, back at the headquarters of the Evil Hapa Network, buoywonders paces whistfully as he awaits HH's return. Theirs was a risky, but brilliant, plan: to flood the Asian markets with brownies of a devastating recipe. The highly addictive quality of the brownies would turn anyone who withdrew from them into into fat, lazy bastards. The genius was HH's, the evil was all buoywonder's. Soon, all would be their slaves...
Hahah good one.

I kinda figured you two were in cahoots.

amietron

10-04-2002, 06:04 PM

someone continue the story.
can i be the hero who saves the day?
please please please. pretty please?!

mrazntre

10-06-2002, 12:46 PM

From our previous episode:
(cheesy intro music)

...The last thing that SWK heard as his consciousness slips away from him was more of that evil evil shrilling laughter... His last thought as coherence fades was... "What was in those brownies? And how come HH looks so good in tight leather?"...

Unbeknownest to HH and her little leather bee-yatch Bunboy, Arex has reached for his emergency crotch alert and has alerted mrazntre.

---MEANWHILE---
(cheesy interlude music)

(cheesy porn music)
As mrazntre (that's me) writhes in pleasure in between the sheets clutching a handful of kleenex in his right hand and a p0rn pic of leather HH in his left, he contemplates calling artsfartsyjanet...

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

Holy Sticky Tissues! It's the Anti-Evil Hapa Network signal.

With a quick wash of the hands, mrazntre pulls on his dickies, and pulls a beanie over his head.

VrOOOOOOom!!!!!
Mrazntre races off and calls wylin, briefing him on the situation. Mrazntre speed dials amietron, believing that her anti-door powers will aid them with the rescue.

Vr000000om!!!!
Wylin races to arex's last known position, while mrazntre shoots up the 5 to pick up amietron. Amietron relays the msg to Karizma and she begs to go, but the mrazntre mobile only has two seats. Karizma bitches and whines and bitches and whines and whines and bitches. Finally, mrazntre relents and stuffs karizma in the trunk.

(GT intro music -- No Doubt: I'm losing my favorite game)
Wylin races to the rescue... vro0000mm... pshh!.... vr0000oom... pShh...!Mrazntre is close behind.. vr0000m... whAaAaaaaa... vroo00mm... wheeeeee....!

deez nuts

10-06-2002, 12:59 PM

Whatdadilly, how'd I become the offical YW Biatch =(

kimpossible

10-06-2002, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by amietron@Oct 4 2002, 06:04 PM
someone continue the story.
can i be the hero who saves the day?
please please please. pretty please?!
I just want Saiko to come in at the end to take me out with a chainsaw or flamethrower. Preferably with a stoagie hanging out of the corner of her mouth, yelling

"d00d, your labiashell is in ripped b00bies but would say she displays dumped cleavage in the PMSing wrench monkey. You Use long strokes on the YOU WANT BONDO, BITCH ASS HO?!?!!?/1/1/!!?1//!!/!!? BitZZZZzz... "

But Amie could do it just as well.

artsfartsyjanet

10-06-2002, 03:47 PM

Hearing the sound of burning tires coming to a complete halt in front of his house, AB (in his wife-beater) runs out the door to see what was the matter. afjanet (me) slams the door behind her, hurdles over the petunias, and screams, "Get your stuff and go! Let's go!"
AB inquires, "what the fuck is going on?"
"Just get in the car!"
Still bare-footed, he runs into afJanet's car and they both head back towards bunboy's pad.
"Um, where are your shoes?"
"You asked me to just run into the car. I didn't have the time to think of putting my shoes on! What's goin on?"
"Bunboy's been poisoned by the Evil Hapa Network."
"What's the meaning of all this?"
"There's no time to get philosophical...."
"I'm not."
"Alright, HH's made poisonous brownies and mrazntyre delivered them."
"Mrazyntre...? Do you think he really knew the brownies were poisonous? He doesn't seem like the person who would do that to bunboy."
"I don't know, but I'm about to find out."

AFJanet looks for the list of incoming numbers and finds the first 10 to be from mrazntyre. She picks one and redials it.

<next scene>
Meanwhile, while mrazntyre's vrooming and karizma's being thrown against every side of the trunk after every speed bump, his cell phone rings.

Mrazntyre looks at his caller id and smirks,
"It's about time you called me for a change."
"This isn't about you and me. This is about bunboy."
"Did you know that the brownies you gave to Bunboy were poisonous? Now he's fighting for his life!"

wylin

10-06-2002, 10:02 PM

wylins silvia/ 240sx transforms into a giant white transformer/ mech w/ monster 60mm cannon and missile launchers. blows up bunboy and the brownies saving the world.

he aims for mrazntyres car, tyre is heavily masterbating while driving like he does every day to the pictures of johny and karizma (his secret lovers). he then uses his mosterous anime style power and become SE-MAN the ultimate warrior of masternation and is now 50ft tall. SE-MAN is a combonation of Tyres old MR2 rust and a Vietcong foot soldier w/ a giant AK-47 and Rice hat. He starts rummaging thru the city. until. Wylins silvia bot takes off w/ karizma to get JDMwife woman (amietron) and Flying Halo Nypho (angelnympho) to unite and become the breast MISSILE firing robot from tranzor Z/ Mazinger Z. Silvia bot is going also to unite w/ Karizma's Civic bot and Nympho's Crashed Accord and become a even larger big robot w/ the magical sword of omens. =P

magically Bun Boy regerates now in dr's scrubs he is now DR. SELF LOVE w/ his magical princess powers and his wonderful mercedes sign hanging from his neck. He looks up at SE-MaN/ mrazntyre. and wonders how he can probe SE-MAN an defeat him... he powers up and whips out his 9 foot anal probe and runs toward mrazntyre...for the honor of hapa power...!

Se-Man (pronouced See Man) powers up and erects his 100 foot long robot dick and starts smashing the city....

amietron still stuck inside the core of se-man the old mr2 is bewildered by the mighty robo dick and tries to eject. but the unit will not open.

the hapas are wandering around confused and looking for their hybrid unite power cars and armors. Then the giant starship SAAB zooms in and they wonder what to do.

angel nympho

10-06-2002, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by wylin@Oct 7 2002, 06:02 AM
Nympho's Crashed Accord
:cry:

karizma

10-06-2002, 10:07 PM

>> I DO NOT HAVE A GODDAMN CIVIC!!!!!

amietron

10-08-2002, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by karizma@Oct 6 2002, 10:07 PM
>> I DO NOT HAVE A GODDAMN CIVIC!!!!!
at least you're not inside of a 100ft. robo dick.

Saiko

10-08-2002, 05:32 PM

Scene change. Saiko is licking strangers when she sees the mechas zoom by. She chases after them and proceeds to hump the leg of one of the mechas. She does not know what is going on. But she certainly is special. She also has very contagious ebola.

amietron

10-08-2002, 06:01 PM

mrazntre

10-08-2002, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by amietron@Oct 8 2002, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by karizma@Oct 6 2002, 10:07 PM
>> I DO NOT HAVE A GODDAMN CIVIC!!!!!
at least you're not inside of a 100ft. robo dick.
some would say, at least you got dick.

artsfartsyjanet

10-09-2002, 07:10 AM

Let's resume the story. ;) :dance:

SunWuKong

10-09-2002, 09:28 AM

uh... this is supposed to be a horror story! hahhahhah!!! anyway how do we write amie out of the giant robot dick?

deez nuts

10-09-2002, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 9 2002, 12:28 PM
uh... this is supposed to be a horror story! hahhahhah!!! anyway how do we write amie out of the giant robot dick?
That's pretty scary if you ask me!

wylin

10-09-2002, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by Saiko@Oct 8 2002, 05:32 PM
Scene change. Saiko is licking strangers when she sees the mechas zoom by. She chases after them and proceeds to hump the leg of one of the mechas. She does not know what is going on. But she certainly is special. She also has very contagious ebola.

saiko scene.

karizma's robo civic explodes from saikos humping and magically tranforms into a barbra streisand singing celine dion nosed mega brown candian moose-bot w/ missile antlers and fire coming out of its ass. sum this also mutates angels damaged accord bot into a robotic army of candian bacon mounties w/ wolverine adamantium claws and smuggles cigarette missiles.

bak to amy

amie stuck in robodick is freaking out...calling for johny who using KP power whips out his kim chee cannon and his Le Prive dance skills and uses the jin doo ke flying punch and ejects her thru the giant robo shaft. now johny boy turns to banned mofo boycott whose been sitting their w/ imrkevinpaki being lurkers....they power up and form the giant yellowish troll Ro-beast Lurker. turn around and whip out their schiessa cannon from where the sun dont shine and aim it at mrazntyre/ se-man...

wat happens next

achtungbaby

10-09-2002, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by mrazntre@Oct 8 2002, 07:41 PM
some would say, at least you got dick.
*raises hand*

amietron

10-09-2002, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by wylin@Oct 9 2002, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by Saiko@Oct 8 2002, 05:32 PM
Scene change. Saiko is licking strangers when she sees the mechas zoom by. She chases after them and proceeds to hump the leg of one of the mechas. She does not know what is going on. But she certainly is special. She also has very contagious ebola.

saiko scene.

karizma's robo civic explodes from saikos humping and magically tranforms into a barbra streisand singing celine dion nosed mega brown candian moose-bot w/ missile antlers and fire coming out of its ass. sum this also mutates angels damaged accord bot into a robotic army of candian bacon mounties w/ wolverine adamantium claws and smuggles cigarette missiles.

bak to amy

amie stuck in robodick is freaking out...calling for johny who using KP power whips out his kim chee cannon and his Le Prive dance skills and uses the jin doo ke flying punch and ejects her thru the giant robo shaft. now johny boy turns to banned mofo boycott whose been sitting their w/ imrkevinpaki being lurkers....they power up and form the giant yellowish troll Ro-beast Lurker. turn around and whip out their schiessa cannon from where the sun dont shine and aim it at mrazntyre/ se-man...

wat happens next

i'm not down with kim chee breath or ikpaki, but boycott is cool. don't destroy my robo dick. you know you're just jealous that mine is bigger than yours. T and i can destroy enemies in an instance. tre IS supposed to be a good guy, isn't he?

shit. REWIND. he's right. at least i got dick. so put me back inside the robo dick with tre. we can conquer the world together. besides, we can relate well to eachother. we both got dumped, we both think it'd be pretty damn cool to have a stip club in the basement of the house, and uhh.. we both know what mr2 stands for.

we'll save doc from the hapa network. =)
from inside of our robo-dick.

deez nuts

10-09-2002, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by amietron@Oct 9 2002, 10:36 PM

we'll save doc from the hapa network. =)
from inside of our robo-dick.
I was kinda liking being HH's mindless slave. ;)

So don't do me any favors, yet.

amietron

10-09-2002, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 9 2002, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Oct 9 2002, 10:36 PM

we'll save doc from the hapa network. =)
from inside of our robo-dick.
I was kinda liking being HH's mindless slave. ;)

So don't do me any favors, yet.
ok, so how's about we "save" you, only after it's too late. ya know? we still want the credit for ..being the heroes! =x

mrazntre

10-09-2002, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by amietron@Oct 10 2002, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by wylin@Oct 9 2002, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by Saiko@Oct 8 2002, 05:32 PM
Scene change. Saiko is licking strangers when she sees the mechas zoom by. She chases after them and proceeds to hump the leg of one of the mechas. She does not know what is going on. But she certainly is special. She also has very contagious ebola.

saiko scene.

karizma's robo civic explodes from saikos humping and magically tranforms into a barbra streisand singing celine dion nosed mega brown candian moose-bot w/ missile antlers and fire coming out of its ass. sum this also mutates angels damaged accord bot into a robotic army of candian bacon mounties w/ wolverine adamantium claws and smuggles cigarette missiles.

bak to amy

amie stuck in robodick is freaking out...calling for johny who using KP power whips out his kim chee cannon and his Le Prive dance skills and uses the jin doo ke flying punch and ejects her thru the giant robo shaft. now johny boy turns to banned mofo boycott whose been sitting their w/ imrkevinpaki being lurkers....they power up and form the giant yellowish troll Ro-beast Lurker. turn around and whip out their schiessa cannon from where the sun dont shine and aim it at mrazntyre/ se-man...

wat happens next

i'm not down with kim chee breath or ikpaki, but boycott is cool. don't destroy my robo dick. you know you're just jealous that mine is bigger than yours. T and i can destroy enemies in an instance. tre IS supposed to be a good guy, isn't he?

shit. REWIND. he's right. at least i got dick. so put me back inside the robo dick with tre. we can conquer the world together. besides, we can relate well to eachother. we both got dumped, we both think it'd be pretty damn cool to have a stip club in the basement of the house, and uhh.. we both know what mr2 stands for.

we'll save doc from the hapa network. =)
from inside of our robo-dick.
FEEL THE POWER OF ROBODICK!!!!

(while doing hand marital arts moves a la Mighty Morphin Power Rangers stylez)

BUNBOY: SHUTUP! you can't talk, you're a mindless slave ass biAtch choking on doggie cocoa puffs and licking HH's c00ch juice dripping down her ass crack, which is exposed by the way because her leather miniskirt is more mini, than skirt.

Let's all strike Wylin's fake ass South Park the Movie spoof from the storyline.

wylin

10-09-2002, 09:56 PM

ur just mad im so creative.

mrazntre

10-09-2002, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by wylin@Oct 10 2002, 05:56 AM
ur just mad im so creative.
you're as creative as P. Diddy.

thaite

10-09-2002, 11:44 PM

:: Dukes of Hazzard narration ::

Now most people would just take one good look at that robo-dick and bug out, but not these hapas.

:: end Dukes of Hazzard narration ::

Buoywonder watches the ensuing pandamonium from the Evil Hapa Network headquarters. He gets on the phone.

"HH! Yeah, it's bw. Giant robo-dick headed your way. Finish up with Bunboy and get back here."

In a rush, HH whips BunBoy a few more times. She was in a rush, but she couldn't just leave him like that. Finding a roll of duct tape, she binds his limbs and leave him on the floor -- stomach down, butt up -- for the giant robo-dick to find. He is named BunBoy for a reason, you know.

She goes to walk out the but turns and blows a kiss, "Say hello to Zed."

She hops in her Subaru WRX and vroom vrooms...

wylin

10-10-2002, 02:14 PM

:dance:

SharingIsCaring

10-10-2002, 03:19 PM

haha will ur soo cute!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

SunWuKong

10-11-2002, 12:15 PM

continuing...

realizing the direness of the situation, amie busts out of the giant robodick. she stood upright and raised her right hand in the air. a lengthy and acrobatic sequence of movements ensured, involving a large amount of colorful lights, nipple-ness nudity, and the magical appearance of an incredibly cute tailor-made sailor uniform with a very short skirt...

artsfartsyjanet

10-12-2002, 01:13 AM

How is this a horror story? :o :D

mrazntre

10-12-2002, 02:06 AM

i think that MK is indirectly referring to the hideousness of amietron's legs...

horror! :o

MK said it, not me.

amietron

10-12-2002, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by mrazntre@Oct 12 2002, 02:06 AM
i think that MK is indirectly referring to the hideousness of amietron's legs...

horror! :o

MK said it, not me.
ya better watch your back, tre. pretty soon your little buddy ain't gonna be there no more. :ph34r:

have you forgotten my other identity? ninja girrrrrrrl!

mrazntre

10-12-2002, 07:22 PM

MK said it, not me.

i was ahh.. uhmm.. just admiring your leggz.

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