Simpsons Quotes

[bigwong235]

okay, let's see how many simpsons geeks we got out there. post up any one-liners, and who said them.

ooo! don't make me run mr. simpson! i'm full of chocolate! -uter

[SunWuKong]

"i'm going to put that bitch on ice"

- apu

[Chris]

Doh! - homer :lol:

[bigwong235]

"or what are you going to do? send the dogs? or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you????" -homer

[deez nuts]

The coroner, I'm so sick of that guy.

Dr. Nick

[DaBestSpooner]

"me fail english, thats unpossible"

[kimpossible]

Save me, Jeebus.

[Saiko]

"The leprecaun told me to burn things." - Ralph

My friends and I quote Simpsons daily. Simpsons has got to be the greatest gift to mankind, next to hot kinky sex.

[Green_Jade]

"mmm... soylent green." - homer

"i'm so smart, i'm so smart, S-M-O-R-- D'oh!!" - homer

[bigwong235]

"tastes like... burning!" -ralph


oh, and... err... not to be a smartass or anything... but it's:

i am so smart! i am so smart! s-m-r-t! s-m-r-t! i mean, s-m-a-r-t!!! :D

i say that a lot cause i'm not too quick... :D :D



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[mrazntre]

ralphie specials:

"i beat the smart kids, i beat the smart kids *trip + fall* oooh, i broke my Wookie"

"my cats breath smells like cat food"

"she touched me in my special place"

[Arex]

In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS! -Homer



Alex

[bigwong235]

"uh, homer, i think he enjoys the company of men..." -marge

"well who DOESN'T???" -homer

[Ayers]

Ahh the Simpsons! :)


Homer: "To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

Homer: "If God didn't want us eating in church, He would have made gluttony a sin"

Homer: "I'll take that bottle of whiskey, a couple of those porno mags, a jar of vaseline, a home enema kit, wait no, make that two kits, and some illegal fireworks."

Marge (in the next scene, unpacking the bag Homer brought back): "Homie, I don't know what you had planned for tonight, but you can count me out."

Mr. Burns (Golfing with Homer): Use an open-faced club! A sand wedge!
Homer: Mmmmm... open-faced club sandwich.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa. A wonderful... magical animal.

[kimpossible]

*tents finger*

"Ah... Smithers"

"Excellent"

[bigwong235]

*tents finger*

"...exactly"

"i mean... d'oh!"

[mrazntre]

Homer:Hey Apu, do you have any of that new beer with skittles in it?
Apu:We don't have that kind of beer
Homer: Aw, I swore I drank it last week. Oh well, give me a 6 pack of Duff's and a pack of skittles.


*Duffff Man!* *Oh yeeeeahhh*

[bigwong235]

"duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! oh yeahhh!"

"duffman can't breathe! oh nooooo!!"

[Arex]

"MMmmmm... Making bacon on the beach..." - Homer