how to kill a car

[kasia]

put sugar in the gas tank.

what else can we do? :)

[ren28]

Originally posted by kasia@Sep 21 2002, 06:45 AM
put sugar in the gas tank.

what else can we do? :)
Secretly or not so secretly?

[tapestrybabe]

hehe.. you can like.. buggle gum the windshield wipers... :lol:

[mrazntre]

bad thread.

[wylin]

coke bottle + gasoline + crushed styrofoam = napalm like fast and hot burn effect

throw it on mrazntre's junker = boom!

[himura-dono]

i'm surprised no one mentioned tampons?

take about 10 to 15 tampons, tye them together and force it all into the gas tank. the gas tank will show that it's full, even tho all or almost all of the gas is absorbed into the tampons. soon, car will die wherever, and leave the person dumbfounded. they won't think it's the gas tank because it shows full.

you people don't know evil ^_^ :dance:

[kasia]

Originally posted by himura-dono@Oct 23 2002, 07:23 AM
i'm surprised no one mentioned tampons?

take about 10 to 15 tampons, tye them together and force it all into the gas tank. the gas tank will show that it's full, even tho all or almost all of the gas is absorbed into the tampons. soon, car will die wherever, and leave the person dumbfounded. they won't think it's the gas tank because it shows full.

you people don't know evil ^_^ :dance:
wow, thanks! :lol:

[himura-dono]

no prob ^_^ if you need more car evilness, pm or aim me, lol.

[ren28]

Gee, I'm lucky to have a locked gas cap cover. :ph34r:

[Bbc84]

Hmmm brake fluids will strip the paint on the car. Same with shaving cream from what i heard.

[angel nympho]

Potato in the tailpipe. Ping pong balls in the gas tank work, too. Put a long rag in the gas tank and light! Move the windshield wiper blades over a lil bit and put tacks in the spaces. Remove the top air filter. Shit... no problem!

Oh yeah! If you live someplace really really cold, pee on their windshield at night... in the morning, it'll be frozen.

[iris]

if you put slices of ham on a car, when they try to peel them off, it takes off the paint. You can make a pretty design!

[Arex]

Originally posted by iris@Dec 2 2002, 10:22 PM
if you put slices of ham on a car, when they try to peel them off, it takes off the paint. You can make a pretty design!
Where the hell do you learn this shit?!


Alex

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by iris@Dec 3 2002, 06:22 AM
if you put slices of ham on a car, when they try to peel them off, it takes off the paint. You can make a pretty design!
Works with Bologna too.

[Azn Retribution]

asian girls know how to kill cars in more ways then anyone else
its what happens when they date ricebois who have cheated on them.
:lol:

[Hanuman]

You people scare me. :blink:

[iris]

Originally posted by Arex@Dec 3 2002, 10:46 AM
Where the hell do you learn this shit?!


Alex
um....tv? :lol: nah, probably from friends. I hang with the good crowd! :rolleyes:

[wylin]

the funniest trick i saw in westminster CA cars turned upside down and spun around.

[ren28]

Originally posted by wylin@Dec 4 2002, 08:57 AM
the funniest trick i saw in westminster CA cars turned upside down and spun around.
I've seen a bunch of those. There is a freeway offramp in SF that used to have a ton of accidents. The turn is sharper than it looks. I saw a car upside down one day. I saw a car upside down on Geary St here too. There were a couple more. The most entertaining ones are the SUV ones... ironic that is the most offroad they have ever been. :D

[loserbutt]

soap

[thaite]

Take the bolt out of the oil pan and plug the hole with wax or chewing gum so the oil doesn't all drain out right there. When he starts the engine and drives off, the engine warmth will melt the wax/chewing gum, thus draining the oil.