Your Most Embarrassing Stalker Moment [Archive]

achtungbaby

09-18-2002, 11:26 PM

Chinalama started a thread a while back on what constituted "stalking"...but that was kinda hijacked by a real-stalker freak (http://forums.yellowworld.org/index.php?act=ST&f=12&t=692).

Anyway, I was reading buoywonder's post (http://forums.yellowworld.org/index.php?act=ST&f=38&t=2056) about making the first move and I had to laugh when he mentioned not wanting to seem like a stalker when first hitting a girl up.

But we've been stalkers at one point or another, haven't we. Or at least been perceived as one.

Without a doubt, my most embarrassing moment was about four years ago. I was out having drinks with a bunch of school friends, and one of them brought a girl who I got to chat with for a bit. Throughout the evening she decided to drop in hints here and there: her recent break-up with her ex and prolonged absence with intimacy; her intolerance to alcohol (as she continued to pour away); and how she'd heard from our mutual friend about how wicked I was, and whether I was going to take advantage of her.

Sounds good, right?

So I get her number and call her a few days later to see if she wants to hang out and she agrees, but tells me that she's going to be "busy" over the weekend and isn't quite sure when she'll be free. So I take it like a man and tell her, "No problem! Sometime next week then!"...

And then the freak within me decides to casually call her that Friday evening a few times -- no answer, and I of course don't leave a message. Again, on Saturday, I call a few times -- again, no answer, and of course, no message. I call on Sunday and same deal.

Finally on Monday I call and to my surprise she picks up. I was so surprised, I stammered a bit and she was like, "Uhhh, did you know I have caller-id?"

(I had no idea that caller-id was so wide-spread): "Umm, n-n-no...what's that?"

"It says you called over the weekend about 20 times."

"No way!!! (feigned shock). It really says that, huh?"

"Yes, and I don't think we should go out because I'm a little freaked out. You're a nice guy, this should be a learning experience for you."

I found out recently that she got married sometime this year -- and she also happened to gain about 30 pounds and looked nothing like I remembered before, according to my friends.

See what she gets for not chillin with a freak?!?

mrazntre

09-19-2002, 03:21 AM

Back in high school i was talking to this one girl for like 2 or 3 months, but for some reason i never made the move, even though i knew the feeling was mutual. anyhow, she got with another guy but i was so stuck on this one girl i still tried to call her and talk to her. the second she broke up with that guy i started to really talk to her again and tried to get down with her. anyhow, i asked her to be with me and she said no, so i said why not? and i kept hounding her, so finally she just hung up on me. I called back... and the phone kept ringing, and ringing......and ringing and ringing and ringing........ i hear a Click... oooh she's picking up! I got all excited. BUT It was her mom!! holy shit. I let the phone ring for like 20 rings and her mom picks up! I ask her mom for her and momz tells me that the chick is busy or something like that. Oh man. . . . . . . that's pretty close to a stalker story right???

How pathetic. PATHETIC!!!

No more psycho stalker stories for me. . . . I am officially a recovering stalker. =)

deez nuts

09-19-2002, 09:01 AM

Haha you fools, that's not stalking that's persistence! Gah, get it right.

I've never really went to extremes. Always kinda just played it casually. But then when it comes to women, persistence isn't actually a virtue for me, then again neither is patience, then again....ah fug it.

optiontoo

09-19-2002, 11:12 AM

Hah Elbert, what a story. I think caller ID has kept me OUT of trouble more often than not.

So here's my little story. Except it was a psycho Korean chick stalking me instead of the other way aroud.

I was with my girlfriend "Danielle" at the time (who also happened to be Korean) and we had one of our little tifs and broke up. In the meantime, I met another girl named "Nicole." So, a few weeks later I get back together with Danielle and tell Nicole the situation and sorry, but I have to stop seeing you. She didn't take that too well, calling me constantly at home, at work, sending zillions of messages to my pager, etc. I suspect she also followed me one night and spiked my drink at a Benihana. (Was out with friends, saw her leave the restaraunt, later that night experienced mad hallucinations.)

So, some months after all this I finally think she's forgotten about me. Danielle and I spent Halloween weekend in San Diego with some of our friends from work (Danielle and I worked for the same company). My friend needed help changing the head gasket in his Corolla and Danielle and I wanted to check out the SD party scene.

The head gasket job ended up taking until late Sunday night, and we all had to be at work by 6:00 AM Monday morning. I told Danielle to drive home and I'd hitch a ride to work with our supervisor the next day. I tossed her my cell phone and told her to call me if she ran into trouble.

SO, guess who calls? You got it - Nicole, the psycho stalker bitch. Danielle answers my cell phone, and it seems like Nicole already had a full-on speech. "Where's Scott? We had a date this weekend. He's my boyfriend." & blah blah blah.

You can guess the rest of the deep shit I was in with Danielle. We ended up breaking it off for good. (Which was probably for the better; I was 21 and she was 30 with a banging biological clock.)

thaite

09-19-2002, 12:58 PM

Oh, gawd.

Okay, either it was 1) the time about eight months after this girl had broken up with me when I convinced my friends to drive with me out to this town two hours away where they were having this jazz festival. I knew she was staying at her parents cabin -- she and I had spent many weekends there. I spotted her at the festival and went to talk with her, I guess she was pretty surprised to see me there, but she wasn't shooing me away or anything. We had lunch and stuff and then she disappeared for the rest of the day while my friends and I went hiking. On our way back I stopped off at her cabin to see her, but she wasn't there, so I left a note for her. And on her birthday later on I sent her a gift with some stupid love poem I wrote... okay, I'm sounding really lame now.

Time 2) A few days after my girlfriend moved out (now this is the girl who's wedding dress I mentioned in another thread) I called her up at her new boyfriend's house 'just to chat.' Now what the hell was I thinking? :blink:

achtungbaby

09-19-2002, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by optiontoo@Sep 19 2002, 10:12 AM
So here's my little story. Except it was a psycho Korean chick stalking me instead of the other way aroud.

Damnit man, this is a thread on exposing the loser-ness side within each of us! We can start a separate topic on psycho-stalker women who've come after us:)

mrazntre

09-19-2002, 09:24 PM

damn Bunboy.. if you call what we did "persistence" what the hell did YOU do!!!! do tell! do tell!

deez nuts

09-20-2002, 06:28 AM

Originally posted by mrazntre@Sep 19 2002, 11:24 PM
damn Bunboy.. if you call what we did "persistence" what the hell did YOU do!!!! do tell! do tell!
Well one time in band camp......

I have left random notes on windshield of this woman's car in my apartment complex. That I really wanted to get with, in a real bad way. She lived on the 6th floor, we exchanged passing glances. Notes went something like this:

I live in apartment number 1018, I think you're fine. Come visit me and we can have coffee sometimes (I hate coffee btw). So first note, didn't get a response.

2nd note: Hey it's me again the guy in 1018, did you get the first note? No response.

3rd note: Yo it's me guy from 1018 wanna have coffee? I'm a doctor (had to unleash hell at that point and go for broke). So a few days later, my doorbell rang. There she was with her roommate. We chatted introduced ourselves, went out on a few dates. She was kinda suprised that it was me, since we exchanged passing glances every now and then. She just thought I wasn't interested because I never really said hi or anything.

4th note after going for about a month or so attached note with a rose: I'm horny.

I don't know is that persistance or stalking? I mean my ass would've ended up in jail if she wasn't the type or took it the wrong way. Hey then I could've said baby I went to jail for you!

She got transferred to LA about 6-7 months later.

Arex

09-20-2002, 07:13 AM

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Sep 20 2002, 06:28 AM
I don't know is that persistance or stalking?  I mean my ass would've ended up in jail if she wasn't the type or took it the wrong way.  Hey then I could've said baby I went to jail for you!
Well, I think since she was receptive, it counts as persistence. Had she called the cops, you would've been a stalker... Interesting tactic. I'll hafta try that sometime since I honestly don't have any stalking stories of my own...at least I don't think I do.

Let'stalk!
Alex

SunWuKong

09-20-2002, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Sep 20 2002, 08:28 AM
Originally posted by mrazntre@Sep 19 2002, 11:24 PM
damn Bunboy.. if you call what we did "persistence" what the hell did YOU do!!!! do tell! do tell!
Well one time in band camp......

I have left random notes on windshield of this woman's car in my apartment complex. That I really wanted to get with, in a real bad way. She lived on the 6th floor, we exchanged passing glances. Notes went something like this:

I live in apartment number 1018, I think you're fine. Come visit me and we can have coffee sometimes (I hate coffee btw). So first note, didn't get a response.

2nd note: Hey it's me again the guy in 1018, did you get the first note? No response.

3rd note: Yo it's me guy from 1018 wanna have coffee? I'm a doctor (had to unleash hell at that point and go for broke). So a few days later, my doorbell rang. There she was with her roommate. We chatted introduced ourselves, went out on a few dates. She was kinda suprised that it was me, since we exchanged passing glances every now and then. She just thought I wasn't interested because I never really said hi or anything.

4th note after going for about a month or so attached note with a rose: I'm horny.

I don't know is that persistance or stalking? I mean my ass would've ended up in jail if she wasn't the type or took it the wrong way. Hey then I could've said baby I went to jail for you!

She got transferred to LA about 6-7 months later.
you just had to bust out with "i'm a doctor" didn't you? hahhah!

deez nuts

09-20-2002, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Sep 20 2002, 11:29 AM

you just had to bust out with "i'm a doctor" didn't you?  hahhah!
Yeah, I got ruthless! But only as a last resort.

Actually, she said after the 2nd note. She and her roommate stopped by a couple of times but I wasn't in.

SunWuKong

09-20-2002, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Sep 20 2002, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Sep 20 2002, 11:29 AM

you just had to bust out with "i'm a doctor" didn't you? hahhah!
Yeah, I got ruthless! But only as a last resort.

Actually, she said after the 2nd note. She and her roommate stopped by a couple of times but I wasn't in.
what? really? so if that's true, it wasn't the "i'm a doctor" that drew her in. that means those stupid notes on the car actually works???

achtungbaby

09-20-2002, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Sep 20 2002, 08:35 AM
Actually, she said after the 2nd note. She and her roommate stopped by a couple of times but I wasn't in.
I noticed you keep mentioning her and her roommate...was there a bit of tag-team action going on here that you're holding out from us?!??!!?

deez nuts

09-20-2002, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Sep 20 2002, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Sep 20 2002, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Sep 20 2002, 11:29 AM

you just had to bust out with "i'm a doctor" didn't you? hahhah!
Yeah, I got ruthless! But only as a last resort.

Actually, she said after the 2nd note. She and her roommate stopped by a couple of times but I wasn't in.
what? really? so if that's true, it wasn't the "i'm a doctor" that drew her in. that means those stupid notes on the car actually works???
Nah it wasn't the doctor thing. Yeah it worked on her, it might not work on another woman. The thing is I didn't really want to do the conventional "Hi, I'm so and so." Hey, if the note thing didn't work, I would've just introduced myself the next time we saw each other. We have made eye contact a few times in passing.

edit: hehe mk, i'm sure there are stupider ways that worked. That's what makes it fun.

deez nuts

09-20-2002, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by achtungbaby@Sep 20 2002, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Sep 20 2002, 08:35 AM
Actually, she said after the 2nd note.  She and her roommate stopped by a couple of times but I wasn't in.
I noticed you keep mentioning her and her roommate...was there a bit of tag-team action going on here that you're holding out from us?!??!!?
No threesome, was just a safety issue.

wylin

09-20-2002, 12:35 PM

hmm does im a gynocologist work as well as im a Doctor?

deez nuts

09-20-2002, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by wylin@Sep 20 2002, 02:35 PM
hmm does im a gynocologist work as well as im a Doctor?
Haha not really. I would imagine pediatrician might work better.

SunWuKong

09-20-2002, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Sep 20 2002, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by wylin@Sep 20 2002, 02:35 PM
hmm does im a gynocologist work as well as im a Doctor?
Haha not really. I would imagine pediatrician might work better.
ooh not a bad idea... maybe i can just lie about it and then say "yeah i lied, i just wanted to meet you."

how about psychiatrist at the burned victims ward?

karizma

09-20-2002, 05:26 PM

>> oh lordy...i cant wait until i get my car so guys can leave scandalous notes on MY windshield...

>> seriously if a guy did that to me i wouldnt know whether or not id be scared some freak knows what i drive and wants me...or to be flattered because some guy took the time to find out what i drove and place little notes for me to find. but either way it would definitely peak my curiousity...=). good thing you didnt start out with the "im horny" note though...that might been a LITTLE too forward. :D....congrats bunboy you got balls.

angel nympho

09-20-2002, 05:38 PM

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/atom_174

^-- Check this out. For all you alleged stalkers out there. *Giggles*

deez nuts

09-20-2002, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Sep 20 2002, 06:41 PM

ooh not a bad idea... maybe i can just lie about it and then say "yeah i lied, i just wanted to meet you."

how about psychiatrist at the burned victims ward?
Hahah mk, maybe it's not really a good idea to say that. Sending a vibe like that might jinx it. Maybe just use something to peak her curiousity.

Nah I'd go with pediatrician by day and volunteers as a pediatrician at an adoption home on some nights and weekends off.

Ooooh just to clarify since Karizma asked me about it. Note #4 that I wrote and left on the car window about a month later, we were already sleeping together. It has no correlation to me getting buns because of note #4. If note #4 came right after note#3 and before meeting, it'll prolly have botched the whole deal.

The YW jailbait has new pics up. Let's go oogle and see what some of us can't have or risk possible jail time for. Less attention on me.

tapestrybabe

09-20-2002, 05:57 PM

Originally posted by angel nympho@Sep 20 2002, 08:38 PM
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/atom_174

^-- Check this out. For all you alleged stalkers out there. *Giggles*
hehe.. that video clip... i died laughing..
that was hilarious... :lol:

ChinaLama

10-04-2002, 12:50 AM

Didn't notice this thread till now and it's probably DEAD but...

Anyway, back in hs, I was crazy obsessed w/ this chick, and I found out she wanted to go to the prom w/ a friend of mine. So in the end, while she got to go w/ him, I kinda guilt tripped them into letting me ride the same limo w/ them.

So after the prom, in the limo, while I had previously promised that i wouldn't make death threats against my friend AT the prom, I couldn't resist AFTER the prom. So I think at some point I started going on about how I would kill every one of the chick's future husbands. (and the reason I think I can get away with saying stuff like that is because i'm so weak that it's impossible to imagine me killing someone). Coupled w/ a few too-long gazes in her direction at other times during the night, I managed to piss her off so much that for the ONLy time I knew her, when I caught up w/ her going home the next morning, she started walking away from me at a very fast pace.

So I don't know if that counts as stalkerish--maybe just really bizarre demented behavior. BTW to this day I would still have no qualms w/ killing every future husband of a chick I like as long as there's a cool supernatural way of doing it so i can't get caught. :) Actually, mysterious long trips away are just as good --- after all, death is a little too messy. =/

Uncle Tat

10-07-2002, 09:08 PM

I've never actually stalked anyone, but I HAVE been stalked.

Went out with this girl for about 3 weeks and broke up with her. She couldn't let go and started e-mailing me daily and sometimes even going to my classes just to see me.

She even left me food at my dorm door with little notes and stuff. It was cute at first, but then it started getting scary...

Good thing she found someone else like after 2 weeks of this.

Haha in a sick way, I was actually happy from this. I know it's different for girls since they'll be more prone to be afraid of a stalker...but I was quite proud of myself for making such an impression after only 3 weeks...even if it was on a psychotic girl.

achtungbaby

10-07-2002, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Oct 7 2002, 08:08 PM
Haha in a sick way, I was actually happy from this. I know it's different for girls since they'll be more prone to be afraid of a stalker...but I was quite proud of myself for making such an impression after only 3 weeks...even if it was on a psychotic girl.
That doesn't sound too bad. I haven't had any horrible experiences from girls coming after me either, thankfully, just the normal machine-gun phone calls, etc., and a few times where they showed up to my house.

ChinaLama

10-07-2002, 09:32 PM

but uncle tat...she could have poisoned the food! or pissed in it or something.

then again...that's why you have roommates. to test your food for you. ;)

Arex

10-08-2002, 03:46 AM

I've seriously never stalked but I think being stalked (as a guy) would do worlds for my self esteem. Any volunteers??

Alex

AliBabaIncorporated

10-08-2002, 05:16 AM

Originally posted by Arex@Oct 8 2002, 10:46 AM
I've seriously never stalked but I think being stalked (as a guy) would do worlds for my self esteem. Any volunteers??

Alex
well sorta. the increased confidence and self esteem you get from having a stalker can be very helpful in dealing with other women. however, if you actually happen to start going out with some other girl at the same time as having some stalker, it tends to have a bad effect on your stalker. she'll run crying to one of her friends, who will then tell all your mutual female friends, who will then try to make you feel like shit. so basically a stalker is only a temporary high. kinda like drugs.

achtungbaby

10-08-2002, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by AliBabaIncorporated@Oct 8 2002, 04:16 AM
so basically a stalker is only a temporary high. kinda like drugs.
Ahhh, now you're speakin' our language:P

Barbs

10-13-2002, 08:59 PM

we all have a little stalker in us. it's partially motivated by that "we want what we can't have" mentality. generally, i don't get pressed but when someone starts becoming unattainable, i get all disturbed and have to physically restrain myself from reaching for that fone & obsessing! it's all a state of mind guys.

ChinaLama

10-13-2002, 09:31 PM

yeah, i have that kind of problem too. my stalker instincts also rise when girls become friendly towards me, or maybe even when ANYONE starts paying me attention. i blame it on my lonely childhood when i had virtually no friends. :cry:

innternal

10-13-2002, 11:50 PM

She even left me food at my dorm door with little notes and stuff. It was cute at first, but then it started getting scary...

Hey, free food. Can't go wrong with that! :lol:

Anyways, my stalker moment was way back in HS... ::enters dream sequence::

Freshman year in my PE class, there was this girl that I thought was really cute, 'cept I never had the balls to go up and talk to her. I had some weird feeling that she and I were pretty compatible, but I didn't do anything. This kept on till about Junior year, when I found out that one of my friends knew this girl! So like I was begging my friend to try to hook us up or something. Well, my friend ended up giving me her number so I called her to just chat and stuff. Well, we got the phone conversations down. Talked past midnight alot over the phone and chatted with her online now and then.

I don't know what came over me that fateful night, but I got desperate. I was talking to her online and I told her how I felt.

"I'm sorry," was what she said.

Turned out she was just about to get a boyfriend of her own. I got so jealous that I pressed it onto her. Begged her to give me a chance. After that I couldn't even look at her in school. Vice versa for her. I tried calling her a couple of times to apologize, but she never picked up. Then one day, like a handfull of months later, I see her online and I send her a message sayin' "Hi!" and sum stuff. No reply. A minute later, her bf sends me a message to back off and stop stalking her. I'm like "WTF?" Turned out that some guy (not me) made some screen name like "crazy4(girl's name)" and started messaging her. She thought it was me, but I was able to convince her bf it wasn't me. Still, I haven't talked to her until a year later.

Tell me... what is the difference between being persistent and being a stalker???

angel nympho

10-13-2002, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by innternal@Oct 14 2002, 06:50 AM
Tell me... what is the difference between being persistent and being a stalker???
Stalkers are the guys who go WAYYY too far out of their way to be EVERYWHERE you are and don't even care enough to try to make it seem like a fluke. Persistence is admirable, but gets annoying. Persistence knows when it's a lost cause. Stalkers beg too much. And stalkers don't CARE if you say no. To them, you're already theirs.