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rice cracker
05-19-2004, 08:26 PM
Mine is heat. Too hot and I can't breathe and can barely move. Also, it gives me a prickly rash on my tummy :redface:

Spill it.*





*I'm not taking notes in an effort to plot your demise**

**This is the truth.

Tao
05-19-2004, 08:46 PM
tree sperm

hooligan
05-19-2004, 08:47 PM
Mine are boys. Too hot and I can't breathe and can barely move. Also, they give me a prickly rash on my tummy.


love,
prof. frink
i would get tested for stds by that point. girls/masturbation/skateboarding. not in that order.

tree sperm
i hear it gives you wood.

Kuchana
05-19-2004, 09:13 PM
cold weather.

TB4000
05-19-2004, 09:19 PM
electronics...anything new and improved over last year's model...it's like sex to me

PropellerheadCP
05-19-2004, 09:29 PM
A nice, hot cup of B52 coffee... or a simple Screwdriver for the hot summer nights. I can't believe that I've decided not to drink this year. I can't believe I haven't had a drink since Christmas.

Of course, nothing stops me on my tracks like a nice hot girl. I like that it's getting warmer, now. Scratch that. I LOVE it. Less clothes and more skin, baby! :wink:


Hmmm... girls and alcohol... how typical is that? :frown:

yoMAMA
05-19-2004, 09:41 PM
cold weather.....minnesota winter makes me mad...... :wink:

rice cracker
05-19-2004, 09:59 PM
Gifts.

"Well, Kim, you can have health, wealth and wisdom....or this mystery box wrapped in pretty paper."

yoMAMA
05-19-2004, 10:04 PM
Gifts.

"Well, Kim, you can have health, wealth and wisdom....or this mystery box wrapped in pretty paper."

reminds me of a family guy episode.......

:biggrin:

rice cracker
05-19-2004, 10:07 PM
reminds me of a family guy episode.......

:biggrin:

GODDAMNIT! Somebody always beats me!

Being beaten is another form of Kim Kryptonite. I am now unable to breathe or move.

ism
05-19-2004, 10:22 PM
Tickling incapacitates me.

Junk in the trunk weakens my knees.

BigLew
05-19-2004, 11:24 PM
Bees and wasps (the ones that fly too) they make me die.

Faithless
05-19-2004, 11:26 PM
cold weather.
My spinach! Well, not the near freezing stuff.

The sun and hot temps for me.

Kuchana
05-19-2004, 11:32 PM
My spinach! Well, not the near freezing stuff.

The sun and hot temps for me.

I'd prefer hot weather to cold any day man.

Faithless
05-20-2004, 12:10 AM
I'd prefer hot weather to cold any day man.
Being as you live in SF, you get more of the reverse. :rolleyes: No?

mr. x
05-20-2004, 12:17 AM
Mine are boys. Too hot and I can't breathe and can barely move. Also, they give me a prickly rash on my tummy.


love,
prof. frink


:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

oh yeah, berkely here i cum

Kuchana
05-20-2004, 12:20 AM
Being as you live in SF, you get more of the reverse. :rolleyes: No?

Unfortunately that is true :frown: Why did I move away from Hawaii again? *sigh*

moJo
05-20-2004, 12:27 AM
lankyish ballers. lankyish volleyball doods. cornbread. hot weather (its such a rarity here). biiiig bear hugs.

John0101
05-20-2004, 12:30 AM
any kind of upper, i love blowing uppers. just vive me some yay.

applehead
05-20-2004, 09:30 AM
john. i'm really starting to worry
about your drug use.

Faithless
05-20-2004, 09:55 AM
john. i'm really starting to worry
about your drug use.
Same here, man.

Emperor_Mike
05-20-2004, 09:57 AM
Chocolate Chip Mint ice cream!

Banana
05-20-2004, 10:08 AM
A whiney jackass in a line and not being able to tell him to shut the fuck up.

That, and I hate hot weather.

Irezumi Kiss
05-20-2004, 02:12 PM
Girls.
Girls in white tank tops.
Girls going braless in white tank tops.
Girls going braless in white tank tops with thick nipples.
Girls going braless in white tank tops with thick nipples and freckles on their shoulders.
Girls going braless in white tank tops with thick nipples and freckles on their shoulders wearing fuschia-colored batik print wraps.
Girls going braless in white tank tops with thick nipples and freckles on their shoulders wearing fuschia-colored batik print wraps and flip-flops.
King crab claws and lobster tails with melted buttah.

rice cracker
05-20-2004, 02:16 PM
Tall, muscular, Nordic men. Bwahahahahahahaha!

Irezumi Kiss
05-20-2004, 02:24 PM
Tall, muscular, Nordic men. Bwahahahahahahaha!

http://www.mctreff.net/Kunst/Vikinga.JPG

:biggrin:

rice cracker
05-20-2004, 02:27 PM
See? Who could resist that?

Wait, scratch the "Nordic" part. Big, muscular men of all races. There, now I'm being all PC in my kryptonite.

yoMAMA
05-20-2004, 02:37 PM
See? Who could resist that?

Wait, scratch the "Nordic" part. Big, muscular men of all races. There, now I'm being all PC in my kryptonite.

what about big, muscular men of all races that don't have a horn on their head?

:confused: :wink:

yoMAMA
05-20-2004, 02:40 PM
goddamn, get away from me! you will never know where im living next year! bwahahahsahahahahahahahahshsahahahah.


i think we can all say righteously that the internet is our kryptonite.

love,
prof. frink

i thought everyone in berkeley lives in communes...... :wink:

capoeira
05-20-2004, 02:51 PM
Stockings and panty hose! Partly responsible for me getting booted from my last job.......no regrets!

TyroneK(prettypretty)
05-20-2004, 03:08 PM
Bullets.

Shoot me with a couple of those and I'm all dead and shit.

rice cracker
05-20-2004, 03:23 PM
what about big, muscular men of all races that don't have a horn on their head?

:confused: :wink:

They are not my kryptonite. The horn is key.

younggiftedandblack
05-20-2004, 03:35 PM
Pretty women with pretty feet.

deez nuts
05-21-2004, 09:14 AM
recently it has been:

paper denim and cloth jeans

seven for mankind jeans

hugo boss and zegna multicolored striped shirts

and my seasonal kryptonite: the upcoming heat and humidity of a ny summer.

mr. x
05-21-2004, 12:17 PM
wait wait, but doesnt kryptonite make you all like "noooo....must...get....away"

and you people are listing things you wanna be stuck in the same room with

Kuchana
05-21-2004, 12:20 PM
wait wait, but doesnt kryptonite make you all like "noooo....must...get....away"

and you people are listing things you wanna be stuck in the same room with

that's what i'm talking about. :confused:

Irezumi Kiss
05-21-2004, 01:53 PM
wait wait, but doesnt kryptonite make you all like "noooo....must...get....away"

and you people are listing things you wanna be stuck in the same room with
You're basically right in your logic, but in this context you're reading it sideways.

Kryptonite made Superman WEAK.

These are things we love so much it makes us WEAK.

Like what White women are supposed to be for Black men.

:biggrin:

capoeira
05-21-2004, 03:33 PM
You're basically right in your logic, but in this context you're reading it sideways.

Kryptonite made Superman WEAK.

These are things we love so much it makes us WEAK.

Like what White women are supposed to be for Black men.

:biggrin: co-signs! Also the word white and filipina can be used interchangeably in this peice of text.....

applehead
05-21-2004, 10:37 PM
recently it has been:

paper denim and cloth jeans

seven for mankind jeans

hugo boss and zegna multicolored striped shirts

and my seasonal kryptonite: the upcoming heat and humidity of a ny summer.

so basically. clothes.

mr. x
05-22-2004, 01:59 AM
You're basically right in your logic, but in this context you're reading it sideways.

Kryptonite made Superman WEAK.

These are things we love so much it makes us WEAK.

Like what White women are supposed to be for Black men.

:biggrin:

err i dont think thats what MLK had in mind :rolleyes:

sigh, but then again i hear they got to even HIM (and michael jordan)

legends and human beings are two seperate things

Irezumi Kiss
05-22-2004, 04:20 PM
err i dont think thats what MLK had in mind :rolleyes:

sigh, but then again i hear they got to even HIM (and michael jordan)

legends and human beings are two seperate things
I'm TELLING you...

Even Kobe and Bill Cosby couldn't resist!

We should thank Wesley for keeping it Asian, eh?

White women are the devil!

j/k

:tongue:

mr. x
05-22-2004, 11:05 PM
I'm TELLING you...

Even Kobe and Bill Cosby couldn't resist!

We should thank Wesley for keeping it Asian, eh?

White women are the devil!

j/k

:tongue:

COSBY?!?! your shitting me....

kobe, thats is without a doubt, and the guy had himself a FINE wife, what the hell was he thinking...

black men should be able to get with whoever but theres a point where this "where the white women at?!?!" thing becomes unhealthy

then again all life began in africa so they're just light skinned sistas anyway...

DragonKnight
05-22-2004, 11:22 PM
Sun/heat, tickling, and Haagen Daaz strawberry ice cream. The first two drives me crazy, the last one will make me a slave.