Learn chinese in five minutes

[bboy]

1. that's not right...sum ting wong
2. are you harboring a fugitive?...hu yu hai ding
3. see me asap...kum hia nao
4. stupid man...dum fuk
5. small horse...tai ni po ni
6. did you go to the beach?....wai yu so tan
7. i bumped into a coffee table...ai band mai fa kin ni
8. i think you need a face life...chin tu fat
9. it's very dark in here...wao so dim
10. i thought you were on a diet...wai you mun ching?
11. this is a tow away zone...no pah king
12. our meeting is scheduled for next week...wai yu kum nao?
13. staying out of sight...lei ying lo
14. he's cleaning his automobile...wa shing ka
15. your body odor is offensive...yu stin ki pu
16. great...fa kin su pah
wah! wah! wah!...*giggle*

http://members.blackplanet.com/jaguarxj6_96

[kimpossible]

I'm sure the appropriate way to read these aloud is to do so pulling up the corners of your eyes and bucking out your teeth.

[TB4000]

I wouldn't take anything from black planet too seriously, obviously.

[tommyhtown]

Wow, how original!

[robotic]

if that's chinese.... x_X i would rather learn proper chinese in five years.

[lethal]

I saw this on a t-shirt somewhere. I forgot where.

[kitty]

oh. hilarious.

[bigwong235]

now i can finally go to chinatown and blend in!!

thanks!

[rice cracker]

Cue the gong, coolies!

[FrankieY18]

I saw this on a t-shirt somewhere. I forgot where.

i would like to get that shirt

[ChinaLama]

Here's the funny thing:

On BLACKplanet they're making Chinese jokes with wild abandon.

On YELLOWworld, if we make black jokes, we'd probably get kicked off the board.

Anyone see a problem with this?

[kimpossible]

Here's the funny thing:

On BLACKplanet they're making Chinese jokes with wild abandon.

On YELLOWworld, if we make black jokes, we'd probably get kicked off the board.

Anyone see a problem with this?

Oh I'm sure he loves Asian women so there's no way he could be racist.

[BigLew]

Here's the funny thing:

On BLACKplanet they're making Chinese jokes with wild abandon.

On YELLOWworld, if we make black jokes, we'd probably get kicked off the board.

Anyone see a problem with this?Blackplanet and Asianavenue aren't really about fighting racism.

[ShortNBitter]

Here's the funny thing:

On BLACKplanet they're making Chinese jokes with wild abandon.

On YELLOWworld, if we make black jokes, we'd probably get kicked off the board.

Anyone see a problem with this?

yes we are intelligent. they are not.

[rice cracker]

Blackplanet and Asianavenue aren't really about fighting racism.

Fucking someone of another color proves you're not racist. Duh. =P


Edit: BTW, I pulled that directly from my butt. I've never been to blackplanet, so what do I know.

[TB4000]

Fucking someone of another color proves you're not racist. Duh. =P
It does? Wow, I learn so much from this place. Now I can spread the word. :wink:

[kimpossible]

It does? Wow, I learn so much from this place. Now I can spread the word. :wink:


Sure. Don't you remember that Goliath guy who was making and selling the Sum Ting Wong shirts. His girlfriend was Chinese so everything was okay. Yeah, he said so.

[rice cracker]

It does? Wow, I learn so much from this place. Now I can spread the word. :wink:

Word. The guy in my avatar is shining proof that booty has no color requirement.

[TB4000]

Word. The guy in my avatar is shining proof that booty has no color requirement.
Thanks for giving me the go ahead. There are these mexican dudes that I don't particularly care for and I'm gonna seduce one of their sisters, thereby giving me free reign to pummel them verbally at my whim. :rolleyes:

[mr. x]

who the fuck is giving him karma? what could he have possibly said that would warrant any kind of approval

oh yeah i forgot

http://forums.yellowworld.org/showthread.php?p=265257#post265257

http://forums.yellowworld.org/showthread.php?t=11433

[rice cracker]

Thanks for giving me the go ahead. There are these mexican dudes that I don't particularly care for and I'm gonna seduce one of their sisters, thereby giving me free reign to pummel them verbally at my whim. :rolleyes:

Yessssss...go, go and be fruitful.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Crap, I should have waited with the demonic laughter.

[Mo'Taka]

1. that's not right...sum ting wong
2. are you harboring a fugitive?...hu yu hai ding
3. see me asap...kum hia nao
4. stupid man...dum fuk
5. small horse...tai ni po ni
6. did you go to the beach?....wai yu so tan
7. i bumped into a coffee table...ai band mai fa kin ni
8. i think you need a face life...chin tu fat
9. it's very dark in here...wao so dim
10. i thought you were on a diet...wai you mun ching?
11. this is a tow away zone...no pah king
12. our meeting is scheduled for next week...wai yu kum nao?
13. staying out of sight...lei ying lo
14. he's cleaning his automobile...wa shing ka
15. your body odor is offensive...yu stin ki pu
16. great...fa kin su pah
wah! wah! wah!...*giggle*

http://members.blackplanet.com/jaguarxj6_96


That's fucking great. Now tell a joke that doesn't suck.

[ChinaLama]

Blackplanet and Asianavenue aren't really about fighting racism.

ok i see it's just his personal webpage. But it is kind of odd-- in our society, *anyone* can make Chinese jokes, especially black comedians anyway, but only black people can joke about other black people in public.

[Tao]

ok i see it's just his personal webpage. But it is kind of odd-- in our society, *anyone* can make Chinese jokes, especially black comedians anyway, but only black people can joke about other black people in public.
well if you learn shanghainese you can do it with abandon

[mr. x]

like Secret Asian Man said, nobody listens to asians cuz

1) we were not enslaved

2) we were not massacred

[Tao]

like Secret Asian Man said, nobody listens to asians cuz

1) we were not enslaved

2) we were not massacred
interesting how both of those points are false

[mr. x]

interesting how both of those points are false

well there is no rallying cry incident in which u know the white man killed an appaling number of asians to the point that other whites were appalled

the key issue is white have to care about what they did

and this bboy guy, if he's white, then he needs to fuck off

if he's black he's everything the KKK could've hoped for, and needs to fuck off

[Ron]

I wouldn't take the joke too seriously. Actually it might be different for me because I live in an API majority state.

[kimpossible]

well there is no rallying cry incident in which u know the white man killed an appaling number of asians to the point that other whites were appalled

the key issue is white have to care about what they did

and this bboy guy, if he's white, then he needs to fuck off

if he's black he's everything the KKK could've hoped for, and needs to fuck off


uh... i think bboy just posted it from that guy jaguar's (yeah, lovin' the jaguar skin theme. ten bucks says velvet paintings grace the walls of his apartment.) site. i guess they could be the same person.

[BigLew]

well there is no rallying cry incident in which u know the white man killed an appaling number of asians to the point that other whites were appalledThat's just cause it wasn't publicized as well.

[deez nuts]

I saw this on a t-shirt somewhere. I forgot where.

i saw a t-shirt like that in the village when i was taking group pictures for my friend's wedding. it's been out for awhile i would assume considering his wedding was in november of last year.

ok i see it's just his personal webpage. But it is kind of odd-- in our society, *anyone* can make Chinese jokes, especially black comedians anyway, but only black people can joke about other black people in public.

it is one of the biggest enigmas of our time, isn't it.

interesting how both of those points are false

yah i agree and who is this secret asian man anyways?

[Irezumi Kiss]

These jokes have been circulating on the Internet and fax machines and office copy corners for quite some time. Hardly indigenous to that lightbulb's website. It's not because anyone is Black or whatever, it's just juvie idiot humor for juvie idiots of all races who get chuckles out of it, in this case at the expense of Chinese language.

Not worth the minutes of the day to get twisted for. If you wanna insult me using my race, at least step with some fresh shit instead of regurgitating this tired mess that was already dated when they were doing that "cream of sum yung boi" crap in Wayne's World!

[bboy]

well there is no rallying cry incident in which u know the white man killed an appaling number of asians to the point that other whites were appalled

the key issue is white have to care about what they did

and this bboy guy, if he's white, then he needs to fuck off

if he's black he's everything the KKK could've hoped for, and needs to fuck off

Actually I am blue :biggrin: .
What is with the kkk stuff? You’re making unfounded accusations.
Let us not take things out of context ok!

[Tao]

These jokes have been circulating on the Internet and fax machines and office copy corners for quite some time. Hardly indigenous to that lightbulb's website. It's not because anyone is Black or whatever, it's just juvie idiot humor for juvie idiots of all races who get chuckles out of it, in this case at the expense of Chinese language.

Not worth the minutes of the day to get twisted for. If you wanna insult me using my race, at least step with some fresh shit instead of regurgitating this tired mess that was already dated when they were doing that "cream of sum yung boi" crap in Wayne's World!
i don't think anyone's blaming all black people for doing this. i think what bothers most of us here is that the mods/admins of black planet allows this kind of thing to go on without repercussions. and the parallel was drawn that if one of us here did something like this with, say swahili (forgive the spelling), we wouldn't find it funny, or encourage that kind of a joke. I agree it's not a "black thing," but it is still disappointing how ignorant some people are.

[Made in China]

What so ingenious? They'd be taken syllables and 'Asianized' it. HOW FUNNY< HAH-HAH ? ?? ?