Mother's Day Is Coming!

[nonamerasian]

Whatcha planning to do for your mama?

[rice cracker]

Nothing. I hate her guts.

[thaite]

Have my mom come over and clean my house.

[Faithless]

Nothing. I hate her guts.
Then make arrangements to dance on her grave. :eek:

Me: I thought I'd take her out, and have pops pay for din-din.

[rice cracker]

Then make arrangements to dance on her grave. :eek:


If only she were dead. But alas, true evil never dies.

[Faithless]

If only she were dead. But alas, true evil never dies.
It doesn't sound like you are shittin' about this one.

Here's a virtual hug: X.

[kitty]

i spent far too much money on flowers to be delivered to her doorstep. she should be getting them today.

[TB4000]

Taking her to brunch on Sunday and getting her a couple balloons and a gift card for Nordstrom's. Getting roses for a friend's mom since she can't afford to get her anything this time around.

[moJo]

Taking her to brunch on Sunday and getting her a couple balloons and a gift card for Nordstrom's. Getting roses for a friend's mom since she can't afford to get her anything this time around.
hehe, that sounds like exactly what i want to do. brunch and a gift card. i was trying to think about where to get the gift card from, but hey now i'm gonna steal your idea and get one from nordstroms. thanks! :tongue:

[Oblivious]

awwww!!! i wish i could take my mommycakes out!!!! waaaaaaaahhh!!!!
i'm a bad daughter!!! bad!

[applehead]

my mom needs a new hairdo.
we're all chipping in for a day at the salon.
she has long hair. i think she should get body waves
and high/low lights.
then probably dinner.

going out to eat dinner isn't so special anymore.
because we go out to eat all the time anyway.

[Hiroshi2]

Nothing. I hate her guts.





OMG are you serious? Hope things work out, whatever it is.






We're going to take Mama to the Galleria, which is only THE BIGGEST MALL IN ALL OF ALABAMA!!!!!!! WOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe we'll take her to Saks Fifth Avenue or something like that and buy her a $1,000 dress (sike).

[Emperor_Mike]

Sadly, I won't be here to celebrate Mothers' Day. :frown:

I'll probably buy her and my Dad tickets to some sunny and fun destination. Florida? Mexico? Cuba? I don't know.

[Hiroshi2]

^ Cuba? That doesn't sound too good.....................

[Emperor_Mike]

^ Cuba? That doesn't sound too good.....................

OK, scrap Cuba. I'll send Mum and Dad off to Barbados or the Bahamas.

Then again, isn't it high time my parents embraced the teachings of Marx? The Proletariat shall rise! Down with the Capitalist Swine!

Even though we are Capitalist Swine...

[Hiroshi2]

OK, scrap Cuba. I'll send Mum and Dad off to Barbados or the Bahamas.

Then again, isn't it high time my parents embraced the teachings of Marx? The Proletariat shall rise! Down with the Capitalist Swine!

Even though we are Capitalist Swine...



Damn Commie.



Actually, I'm sick of Communism. Or at least talking about it. I had to write a three-page essay on Communism in Cuba for an AP exam today.

[Emperor_Mike]

Damn Commie.



Actually, I'm sick of Communism. Or at least talking about it. I had to write a three-page essay on Communism in Cuba for an AP exam today.

Hope your AP exam went well. :smile: Communism...well...it's not for me. Once you go capitalist you'll never go back!

[nonamerasian]

I still ono what I'm gonna do.

[yoMAMA]

Hope your AP exam went well. :smile: Communism...well...it's not for me. Once you go capitalist you'll never go back!

wait....i thought you are from Canada?

:wink:

[Emperor_Mike]

wait....i thought you are from Canada?

:wink:

Yes. We be Socialists. But it's strange in Canada. Our Conservative Party is Liberal and our Liberal Party is Conservative. :biggrin:

[Kuchana]

Yes. We be Socialists. But it's strange in Canada. Our Conservative Party is Liberal and our Liberal Party is Conservative. :biggrin:

Haha. Isn't that the same for GB?

[Hiroshi2]

We took my mama shopping in Atlanta and she probably got $500 worth of women's stuff (purse, jewelry, etc). That's her present, usually we can't afford to do that. She enjoyed it.

[Emperor_Mike]

OK, so the trip isn't going to work out since Mothers' Day is tomorrow. Ooops. The kids will probably take Mum out for dinner, buy flowers and chip in for jewelry and such. Mothers only have one day a year. :smile:

[yoMAMA]

Yes. We be Socialists. But it's strange in Canada. Our Conservative Party is Liberal and our Liberal Party is Conservative. :biggrin:

LOL....... :tongue:

in japan, the liberal democratic party is the most conservative one......

[rice cracker]

Ehhhh...why do we need mother's anyway? Other than monkees, mammalsl give their mother's up soon after birth.


I'm drunk.

[yoMAMA]

Ehhhh...why do we need mother's anyway? Other than monkees, mammalsl give their mother's up soon after birth.


I'm drunk.

LOL....kim....i believe you.

:wink:

[hooligan]

happy momma's day. : )

[Kuchana]

screw mother's day!...........j/k:) ole happy day.