CHRIS.

[amietron]

Chris is the smartest guy on YW. Why? He doesn't want a woman. Women are cats. If they don't get their way, they're crabs. If they do get their way, they're crabs still. There's no satisfying them.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by amietron@Sep 5 2002, 05:25 PM
Chris is the smartest guy on YW. Why? He doesn't want a woman. Women are cats. If they don't get their way, they're crabs. If they do get their way, they're crabs still. There's no satisfying them.
that makes so much sense it scares me...

[Chris]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I almost fell off the chair reading that. LOL. hehe i still think are cute. I like pretending to be their bfs ya know!

[deez nuts]

heh Chris, amie sent that to me via PM. Had go into this long conversation about something else totally off topic. but yeah, in my mind i was thinking wait she has a point.

But I have this weakness for women<sigh> curses!



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[amietron]

I wonder if there's a way to lock out the chicks from coming into this post.

[karizma]

>> why would you wanna lock out the chicks? haha

[Chris]

Lil sis if you only knew LOL

[johnny]

who the F*** cares?

women still have what we don't have thus, it is something we need.

but the original post pretty much describes me, my guy frenz say i act like a b*tch sometimes... call me sensitive...

[karizma]

>> so johnny you act like a woman? ahahaha

>> hey i believe there are exceptions when it comes to women being crabs ^_^...

>> chris: if i only knew what? 0_o...did i miss something?

[johnny]

i don't know if you describe me being crabby at times and sensitive as being a woman, then so be it.

call me different, i hate normal

[kimpossible]

I'm not a bitch. I'm a bizzatch or biznatch.

[wylin]

im gonna be frank women rock its the ups and downs w/ them that make loving them so interesting and disturbing at times.

[karizma]

>> i hate guys who have mood swings...its a pain in the ass wondering what the hell theyre upset about. i just plain give up and let them brood and pout...god i sound like a guy haha...

[johnny]

^ you explained the kind of guy i am :lol:


me da shiet tho ya heardish



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[kimpossible]

Originally posted by johnny@Sep 5 2002, 03:59 PM

me da shiet tho ya heardish
Can someone translate for me or do I need to run it through Babelfish?

[karizma]

>> seems like johnny's ego is the size of texas and surrounded by a large wall of impenetrable spikes

me da shiet tho ya heardish

>> i think he meant "i shit on your radish"

[Chris]

Originally posted by johnny@Sep 5 2002, 03:59 PM
^ you explained the kind of guy i am :lol:


me da shiet tho ya heardish
Oh god. I feel I am talking to a bunch of middle schooler again.

[achtungbaby]

Originally posted by amietron@Sep 5 2002, 02:25 PM
Chris is the smartest guy on YW. Why? He doesn't want a woman. Women are cats. If they don't get their way, they're crabs. If they do get their way, they're crabs still. There's no satisfying them.
Chris ain't the only guy who doesn't want a woman!

[karizma]

>> yea AB goes for the animals....they dont bitch n whine and they dont care if your place is a mess, all they want is their water bowls filled and kibble. :D

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by karizma@Sep 5 2002, 04:17 PM
>> yea AB goes for the animals....they dont bitch n whine and they dont care if your place is a mess, all they want is their water bowls filled and kibble. :D
But there is always a lot of poo involved with animals. I love the animals, despise the poo.

edit: Oh. You meant AB goes for the animals. I thought you meant - nevermind.



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[karizma]

>> you can always use those self-cleaning litter boxes you see on late night infommercials lol... cleaning up poo is a sacrifice AB is willing to take for good lovin whenever he wants...undying loyalty and a four-legged companion on his long walks to the beach.

[amietron]

Originally posted by johnny@Sep 5 2002, 03:59 PM
^ you explained the kind of guy i am :lol:


me da shiet tho ya heardish
Needs me post that "Johnny, you need to" thing again?

[kimpossible]

Chris is a great role model for the women too. He probably knows more little tricks and secrets about men than the rest of us combined.

Teach me master.

[achtungbaby]

Originally posted by karizma@Sep 5 2002, 04:17 PM
>> yea AB goes for the animals....they dont bitch n whine and they dont care if your place is a mess, all they want is their water bowls filled and kibble. :D
You seem to be very familiar with the needs of animals...!

[amietron]

That was harsh. Woot has a fat doggie of her own at home. Okay, it's not actually hers but it lives with her.

[Chris]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Sep 5 2002, 04:43 PM
Chris is a great role model for the women too. He probably knows more little tricks and secrets about men than the rest of us combined.

Teach me master.
Actually I will be writing my first article for a new Asian and Asian Webzine about secrets that men and women should know. It will be launched in December. I will be the San Francisco Corrsepodent. (NYC, LA, Toronto and Australia, HK

My Article Name: The Straight World Infiltraitor. :)

[tapestrybabe]

Originally posted by achtungbaby@Sep 5 2002, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Sep 5 2002, 02:25 PM
Chris is the smartest guy on YW. Why? He doesn't want a woman. Women are cats. If they don't get their way, they're crabs. If they do get their way, they're crabs still. There's no satisfying them.
Chris ain't the only guy who doesn't want a woman!

Hey,
Check out this Introduction forum thread by BobbySays. I think thats what AB meant that Chris isn't the only one here who doesnt want a woman.

http://forums.yellowworld.org/index.php?ac...2d56dbe40934d1b (http://forums.yellowworld.org/index.php?act=ST&f=35&t=407&hl=bobbysays&s=74c0a10479035a96f2d56dbe40934d1b)

http://bobbysays.org

[mrazntre]

i don't want a woman either. nor a lady. not even a girl.






i just want a dirty hoodrat hoochie momma.

is that too much to ask for?


Plus. I don't really care about being smart. I would rather just be interesting.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by mrazntre@Sep 8 2002, 08:53 PM
i don't want a woman either. nor a lady. not even a girl.






i just want a dirty hoodrat hoochie momma.

is that too much to ask for?


Plus. I don't really care about being smart. I would rather just be interesting.
hahaha



Actually I will be writing my first article for a new Asian and Asian Webzine about secrets that men and women should know. It will be launched in December. I will be the San Francisco Corrsepodent. (NYC, LA, Toronto and Australia, HK

My Article Name: The Straight World Infiltraitor. &nbsp;

Like like what kinda of secrets, oh wise one?

[kasia]

Originally posted by amietron@Sep 5 2002, 10:25 PM
Chris is the smartest guy on YW. Why? He doesn't want a woman. Women are cats. If they don't get their way, they're crabs. If they do get their way, they're crabs still. There's no satisfying them.
my best guy friend once commented that he thought white girls were like cats but asian girls were like puppy dogs. i was rather offended. find any truth in that statement?

[Chris]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Sep 8 2002, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by mrazntre@Sep 8 2002, 08:53 PM
i don't want a woman either. nor a lady. not even a girl.






i just want a dirty hoodrat hoochie momma.

is that too much to ask for?


Plus. I don't really care about being smart. I would rather just be interesting.
hahaha



Actually I will be writing my first article for a new Asian and Asian Webzine about secrets that men and women should know. It will be launched in December. I will be the San Francisco Corrsepodent. (NYC, LA, Toronto and Australia, HK

My Article Name: The Straight World Infiltraitor.

Like like what kinda of secrets, oh wise one?
Here a secret I am goign to reveal. Guys don't listen to girl when they talk. If they listen there wouldn't be any fights LOL. That what most girls have told me that I listen and most straight guy doesn't

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Chris@Sep 11 2002, 07:13 PM



Here a secret I am goign to reveal. Guys don't listen to girl when they talk. If they listen there wouldn't be any fights LOL. That what most girls have told me that I listen and most straight guy doesn't
yup it does work, lemme tell ya!

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Chris@Sep 11 2002, 07:13 PM
Here a secret I am goign to reveal. Guys don't listen to girl when they talk. If they listen there wouldn't be any fights LOL. That what most girls have told me that I listen and most straight guy doesn't
hehheh chris and now i'm going to reveal a secret. many hetero men do listen... they just pretend otherwise...

[Chris]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Sep 11 2002, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Chris@Sep 11 2002, 07:13 PM
Here a secret I am goign to reveal. &nbsp;Guys don't listen to girl when they talk. &nbsp; If they listen there wouldn't be any fights LOL. &nbsp;That what most girls have told me that I listen and most straight guy doesn't
hehheh chris and now i'm going to reveal a secret. many hetero men do listen... they just pretend otherwise...
hehe and then you wonder why you guys are single :P

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Chris@Sep 12 2002, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Sep 11 2002, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Chris@Sep 11 2002, 07:13 PM
Here a secret I am goign to reveal. Guys don't listen to girl when they talk. If they listen there wouldn't be any fights LOL. That what most girls have told me that I listen and most straight guy doesn't
hehheh chris and now i'm going to reveal a secret. many hetero men do listen... they just pretend otherwise...
hehe and then you wonder why you guys are single :P
Hahaha good one.

Tip: don't listen and be her crutch!

[Chris]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Sep 12 2002, 05:01 AM
Originally posted by Chris@Sep 12 2002, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Sep 11 2002, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Chris@Sep 11 2002, 07:13 PM
Here a secret I am goign to reveal. Guys don't listen to girl when they talk. If they listen there wouldn't be any fights LOL. That what most girls have told me that I listen and most straight guy doesn't
hehheh chris and now i'm going to reveal a secret. many hetero men do listen... they just pretend otherwise...
hehe and then you wonder why you guys are single :P
Hahaha good one.

Tip: don't listen and be her crutch!
good one LOL :lol: