reasons why geeks make excellent boyfriends

[SunWuKong]

1) ditch his friends on a whim to go spend time with his girlfriend? no problem. they only get together to play dungeons and dragons because they can't get laid.

2) don't understand sports? no problem. he doesn't understand sports either. he doesn't even like sports.

3) other women? no problem. other women aren't attracted to him.



please add to the list...

[kimpossible]

No #4. Bad number.

5) They'll study anatomy and sex like it's a freaking computer program and engineer for optimal performance

6) They're cute as hell :)

edited to say Hello Hapa *highly* endorses nice guys, geeks and dungeons n' dragons nerds to the ladies (and some gents! *wink to Chris*) out there.



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[johnny]

hell, I'm a geek!!!!

why don't ladies see that in me!

[angel nympho]

7. because geeky guys are usually really smart. they'll make you a lot of money someday! :)

[deez nuts]

8) uhhhm geeky guys will always pick up after themselves?

9) hrmmm geeky guys will always leave the toilet seat down?

[kasia]

but geeks don't shower.

[kimpossible]

mine does. he uses girly soaps too.

[Arex]

10) Geeky guys are like fixer-uppers. They may look like shit under their thick-ass glasses, with their fucked up haircuts, wearing their free Intel t-shirts that they picked up at the CES, but take 'em to a hair stylist and throw on some designer digs and you've potentially got yourself some arm candy!

And, Kasia, where did you pick up the stereotype of geeks not showering??

Alex

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by Arex@Sep 4 2002, 06:42 PM
thick-ass glasses, with their fucked up haircuts, wearing their free Intel t-shirts that they picked up at the CES,


dude, you just nailed down Mr. HH. Ohmygod I don't have one of a kind.

You're right about the fixer upper though. Stuck 'im in a Hugo Boss suit and he was fly.

[achtungbaby]

Originally posted by Arex@Sep 4 2002, 06:42 PM
And, Kasia, where did you pick up the stereotype of geeks not showering??


That's just me, not other geeks:)

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Arex@Sep 4 2002, 09:42 PM
And, Kasia, where did you pick up the stereotype of geeks not showering??
i have to admit that one time i overheard a couple of guys at the computer lab talking about how showering is overrated.

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Sep 4 2002, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by Arex@Sep 4 2002, 09:42 PM
And, Kasia, where did you pick up the stereotype of geeks not showering??
i have to admit that one time i overheard a couple of guys at the computer lab talking about how showering is overrated.
Well it's not like jocks are better. Their locker rooms smell like barns.

Oh yeah, did I ever mention one of my college jobs was to work out in the men's locker room and drink free beer on work study hours? Great job, that.

[SunWuKong]

one time, a few friends and i went out to a club. one of them was a true geek that i've known since high school.

ok first let me explain. there are true geeks, then there are hulk-like geeks that have geeky alter-personas that bust out once in a while (like me), then there are the wannabe geeks that want to be geek chic but unfortunately can never live up to the meaning of geek.

well one of my true geek friends came to visit one time, and we took him out. we were at this club and we saw these couple of girls sitting at a table and one of them had these huge boobs. so we dared my friend to go over and ask if they're fake. and without saying a word, he went over and asked "are your boobs fake?"

to our amazement, he did not get slapped, he did not get a drink splashed on his face, etc. in fact the two girls started talking to him. they asked him what he does, and he said, "i'm a computer nerd."

that was memorable. but he did not ask for their numbers. for the rest of the night we kept telling him that he should have.



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[johnny]

that phrase "I'm a computer nerd", is what I use all the time. All ya'all geeks better not be messin' with my game ya' heardish?

[kimpossible]

I have a couple of 30+ year old friends that are constantly hanging out at the local geek watering holes in hopes of snagging an eligible engineer.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Sep 8 2002, 11:18 PM
I have a couple of 30+ year old friends that are constantly hanging out at the local geek watering holes in hopes of snagging an eligible engineer.
does that mean i'd have to wait another several years before i am viewed as an attractive mating prospect and just sit back and let the women come?

[kimpossible]

dude, I wouldn't wish them on anyone.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Sep 9 2002, 12:15 AM
dude, I wouldn't wish them on anyone.
OH! :ph34r:
i guess i should have realized that...

[amietron]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Sep 8 2002, 09:15 PM
dude, I wouldn't wish them on anyone.
maaaaaan. that's kinda mean. probably what my friends say about me. :rolleyes: heh, heh.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by amietron@Sep 9 2002, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Sep 8 2002, 09:15 PM
dude, I wouldn't wish them on anyone.
maaaaaan. that's kinda mean. probably what my friends say about me. :rolleyes: heh, heh.
i doubt it. and i know someone on YW who thinks you're cute.

just kidding i was just imitating whoever said that in the first place. :D

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by amietron@Sep 9 2002, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Sep 8 2002, 09:15 PM
dude, I wouldn't wish them on anyone.
maaaaaan. that's kinda mean. probably what my friends say about me. :rolleyes: heh, heh.
Oh, I love 'em but they're husband hunting, you know? Lying in wait to capture an unsuspecting man so they can snare him and get to work on changing him, dig into the finances. *shudder*

I'm not a guy but I can pity them from a distance.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Sep 9 2002, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by amietron@Sep 9 2002, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Sep 8 2002, 09:15 PM
dude, I wouldn't wish them on anyone.
maaaaaan. that's kinda mean. probably what my friends say about me. :rolleyes: heh, heh.
Oh, I love 'em but they're husband hunting, you know? Lying in wait to capture an unsuspecting man so they can snare him and get to work on changing him, dig into the finances. *shudder*

I'm not a guy but I can pity them from a distance.
and picking out his clothes... telling him what he should or should not eat... *shudder*

[johnny]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Sep 9 2002, 04:27 PM

Oh, I love 'em but they're husband hunting, you know? Lying in wait to capture an unsuspecting man so they can snare him and get to work on changing him, dig into the finances. *shudder*

I'm not a guy but I can pity them from a distance.
I know many many young ladies who are sneeering this route of not getting married until their 30s and then rushing things to find a sugar daddy who will support her finances etc.

It's all a load of BS and I'm fed up but what can I do? I have to keep on living and try to manipulate today's women or something of that sort.....

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Sep 9 2002, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by amietron@Sep 9 2002, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Sep 8 2002, 09:15 PM
dude, I wouldn't wish them on anyone.
maaaaaan. that's kinda mean. probably what my friends say about me. :rolleyes: heh, heh.
i doubt it. and i know someone on YW who thinks you're cute.

just kidding i was just imitating whoever said that in the first place. :D
Lookout Amie, I think Monkey has been checking you out.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Sep 8 2002, 11:18 PM
I have a couple of 30+ year old friends that are constantly hanging out at the local geek watering holes in hopes of snagging an eligible engineer.
Hey we have those at the hospital! I was like whoah you're sick a lot.

I use to chill at by the graduate business school over at NYU Stern, in hopes of finding that elusive sugah momma! heh heh.

I figure if the women can do it why can't I!

"where would i be without my baby"
"where would i be without you"

[Arex]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Sep 9 2002, 03:39 PM
I use to chill at by the graduate business school over at NYU Stern, in hopes of finding that elusive sugah momma! heh heh.

I figure if the women can do it why can't I!
Hey, I'm still trying to use my law school connections to hook me up with a chick with big firm earning potential! So far, nada.=P Kasia's gotta pick up the slack!=)

Alex

[kimpossible]

nice animation in your avatar.

*wink*

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Sep 9 2002, 07:54 PM
nice animation in your avatar.

*wink*
omg hahaha

lickitung i choose you. PIKA PIKA


And arex. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!

[artsfartsyjanet]

I don't think geeks make excellent boyfriends. =) Literally, Just b/c someone has glasses, the brains, and the personality doesn't make him a geek. =) Geek doesn't equal sexy. :rolleyes:

[Arex]

Way to go, Janet, and shoot down all of us (self-proclaimed) geeks' self esteem and dash our hopes for a brighter tomorrow. <_<

Now excuse me while I go crawl away into some dark and damp crevice to be by myself. *sniff*

:unsure:

:P

Alex

[mrazntre]

alex.. would that crevice be dark moist and a little smelly?


you sure you ain't gettin no cooch?

[Arex]

Oh man. Me and my dirty subconscious mind. And look at you with your dirty conscious mind. :P


Alex

[johnny]

dirty minded mofos

[artsfartsyjanet]

Originally posted by johnny@Sep 10 2002, 01:46 AM
dirty minded mofos
Oh the humanity. :blink: :rolleyes:

[amietron]

Originally posted by Arex@Sep 9 2002, 10:30 PM
Oh man. Me and my dirty subconscious mind. And look at you with your dirty conscious mind. :P


Alex
on the topic of the subconscious mind.. a few years back, in a tv commercial, they had like ice cubes that floated around in a mug of beer that looked like the letter s-e- and x. you wouldn't notice it unless you tried to find it, but it was there. somethng like that. teacher talked about it yesterday. whenever you see the particular brand, your brain associates the name with s-e-x, blah blah blah.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by amietron@Sep 10 2002, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by Arex@Sep 9 2002, 10:30 PM
Oh man. &nbsp;Me and my dirty subconscious mind. &nbsp;And look at you with your dirty conscious mind. :P &nbsp;


Alex
on the topic of the subconscious mind.. a few years back, in a tv commercial, they had like ice cubes that floated around in a mug of beer that looked like the letter s-e- and x. you wouldn't notice it unless you tried to find it, but it was there. somethng like that. teacher talked about it yesterday. whenever you see the particular brand, your brain associates the name with s-e-x, blah blah blah.
but why would someone try to find the letters s e and x in the shapes of the ice cubes?

[ren28]

So where is the line of women looking for a geek?

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by ren28@Sep 12 2002, 05:21 AM
So where is the line of women looking for a geek?
i think it started and ended with Hello Hapa.

[ren28]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Sep 12 2002, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by ren28@Sep 12 2002, 05:21 AM
So where is the line of women looking for a geek?
i think it started and ended with Hello Hapa.
Aww hell.

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by ren28@Sep 12 2002, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Sep 12 2002, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by ren28@Sep 12 2002, 05:21 AM
So where is the line of women looking for a geek?
i think it started and ended with Hello Hapa.
Aww hell.
You're forgetting all my desperate 30 something girlfriends that are hunting geeky engineers down like hungry lionesses on the savannah.

:P

[ren28]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Sep 16 2002, 07:08 AM
Originally posted by ren28@Sep 12 2002, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Sep 12 2002, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by ren28@Sep 12 2002, 05:21 AM
So where is the line of women looking for a geek?
i think it started and ended with Hello Hapa.
Aww hell.
You're forgetting all my desperate 30 something girlfriends that are hunting geeky engineers down like hungry lionesses on the savannah.

:P
Oh boy. :ph34r:

[Craig]

* bump * :nerd: