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archspeed
03-02-2004, 01:24 AM
So, what are your feelings on our friend the printer, a ubiquitous machine that every offices in the whole wide world has?

I just fought a battle with the laser printer at my workplace last friday. It shredded my timecard into two pieces when I went to make a copy. I was on the losing end of the battle until one of my supervisors step in. We administered a good beatdown (we took most of the top parts apart) and finally laid down the law.

This morning I had to kick it twice, that fight lasted 5 seconds in my favor.
FrankieY18
03-02-2004, 12:09 PM
ok great story =D
moJo
03-02-2004, 12:11 PM
ha. like Office Space. or was that a fax machine?

my printer here at work has been surprisingly good to me. *knocks on wood*
kboy75
03-02-2004, 12:13 PM
just make sure and get those TPS reports done! :cool:
rice cracker
03-02-2004, 01:28 PM
I love when a paper jam occurs, and I have to open the doors and stick my hand into the steaming innards of the machine, severly burning myself so I can take out a miniscule scrap of paper that is caught in the depths of the rollers. Usually having to use a pen or letter opener to somehow drag the thing out so I don't have to touch the metal parts.
Deadpool
03-02-2004, 01:52 PM
ROFL This reminds me of the scene in office space where a guy in the movie Office Space brings a printer to a park and goes Thug life on it.
SynRG
03-02-2004, 07:35 PM
ROFL This reminds me of the scene in office space where a guy in the movie Office Space brings a printer to a park and goes Thug life on it.

I've always wanted to do that. You have no idea.
ShortNBitter
03-02-2004, 08:12 PM
ROFL This reminds me of the scene in office space where a guy in the movie Office Space brings a printer to a park and goes Thug life on it.

lol Office Space is such a classic movie :smile:
ren28
03-02-2004, 10:07 PM
*&^%*&^!!!!! Mother bitches!!! Then proceed to use baseball bat on printer.
archspeed
03-02-2004, 10:08 PM
Yeah it is, I should do that shit one day before I leave my old job. Take a fishing pole inside and install a fishing game on my computer and sit there with the fishing pole in my hand, bait it, hook it, throw it, reel it in, and play the computer. I'll bring along boots and all-weather coats, too hahaha!

I'll skip the fish cutting part though, I'll do crabs instead...