Are You A Mommy/daddy?

[amietron]

Are any of you parents? Have you got any kids?
I figured no, but I had to ask just for the sake of asking.

If Hello_Hapa has a baby anytime soon, (like after she gets a dose of the helicopter man's magic) her baby will be YW's first! So let's all encourage her to TRY, TRY, TRY. :x

[kimpossible]

oh dear god not you too...

[Barbs]

i hope not to be a mommy for many, many eons to come....

*meanwhile the biological clock keeps ticking*

[kimpossible]

just put me in a cage now with some bamboo so I can breed in captivity with the rest of the pandas

[thaite]

GOD, NO! :blink:

[deez nuts]

Haha! Let Helicopter Man mania begin!

Hey H.H. thats the animal I chose to be if I can be any animal. Someone posted that pandas are artificially inseminated. Woot turkey baster <cringe>. Errrr how do they get the male panda genetic material into the turkey baster?!?!!? Gah.

Oh topic at hand : Kids

No, not that I know of!

J/K.

H.H. GO GO GO YOU CAN DO IT!

[Chris]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Aug 27 2002, 11:22 PM
just put me in a cage now with some bamboo so I can breed in captivity with the rest of the pandas
:blink: :blink: :blink: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :P :P :P Nope Hapa I don't see you eating Bamboo all day long. LOL

[kimpossible]

You know, bun boy, I've had this urge to scan my middle finger and PM it to you. I might have to act on it. :lol:

Hmm, but on the subject of bamboo, I think I actually could eat it all day. Fresh shoots with some shredded pork, ginger and hot bean paste. Oh yeah. I even know how to harvest it now.

[Barbs]

bamboo with mayoinnaise (the sweet chinese kind). yum!

[CrX3183]

i'm not gonna be a daddy for a long time, i need to get a girlfriend first ;)

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Barbs@Aug 27 2002, 07:56 PM
bamboo with mayoinnaise (the sweet chinese kind). yum!
bamboo with mayonnaise??? i've never heard of that! :blink:

[Barbs]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Aug 28 2002, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by Barbs@Aug 27 2002, 07:56 PM
bamboo with mayoinnaise (the sweet chinese kind). yum!
bamboo with mayonnaise??? i've never heard of that! :blink:
dude are u chinese? how could u never have had that? maybe it's a taiwanese thing. it's "lu-sun" in big chunks served cold with sweet mayonnaise over it. there are also the requisite toothpicks...

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Barbs@Aug 27 2002, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Aug 28 2002, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by Barbs@Aug 27 2002, 07:56 PM
bamboo with mayoinnaise (the sweet chinese kind). yum!
bamboo with mayonnaise??? i've never heard of that! :blink:
dude are u chinese? how could u never have had that? maybe it's a taiwanese thing. it's "lu-sun" in big chunks served cold with sweet mayonnaise over it. there are also the requisite toothpicks...
I eat it. But never had with the sweet mayo you;re talking about. Maybe it's a west coast thing?

[Barbs]

it's not a WEST coast thing. i'm not even ON the west coast. the sweet mayo is a taiwanese thing. it comes in a squeezie tube with a red screw-on lid.



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[kimpossible]

Oh yeah? Well, *I've* never had the mayonnaise and... oh wait, I forget I'm not really Chinese. Just brainwashed and assimilated.

Though I did have lobster with mayonnaise and multi-colored ice cream sprinkles at my wedding banquet.

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Aug 27 2002, 03:35 PM
Errrr how do they get the male panda genetic material into the turkey baster?!?!!? Gah.


Chasiubao boy> panda fluffers

I'll worship you if you get this.

[karizma]

>> wait you had lobster with sprinkles on it??? hows that taste 0_o.

>> kids...i like em but they get annoying once in a while...i cant imagine having any of my own...*eek* not for a very long ass time...when i was younger i used to pray that i would never ever have kids because i was such a tomboy...but yknow...i think i had the right idea haha...

[wylin]

Originally posted by CrX3183@Aug 27 2002, 05:09 PM
i'm not gonna be a daddy for a long time, i need to get a girlfriend first &nbsp;;)
i thought mizkisses was ur girl? =X



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[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Barbs@Aug 27 2002, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Aug 28 2002, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by Barbs@Aug 27 2002, 07:56 PM
bamboo with mayoinnaise (the sweet chinese kind). yum!
bamboo with mayonnaise??? i've never heard of that! :blink:
dude are u chinese? how could u never have had that? maybe it's a taiwanese thing. it's "lu-sun" in big chunks served cold with sweet mayonnaise over it. there are also the requisite toothpicks...
i've had lu-sun but never with mayonnaise... i guess i'll have to try it.

[bigwong235]

Originally posted by wylin@Aug 28 2002, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by CrX3183@Aug 27 2002, 05:09 PM
i'm not gonna be a daddy for a long time, i need to get a girlfriend first ;)
i thought mizkisses was ur girl? =X
ain't no shame in the online game!!! hahaha! j/k :D

Chasiubao boy> panda fluffers

i'm not chasiubao boy... but that's freaking hilarious!!!! puahahahahahaha!!! oh man... i keep on thinking about a panda dressed up like a girl like bugs bunny did to fool elmer fudd... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Aug 27 2002, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Aug 27 2002, 03:35 PM
Errrr how do they get the male panda genetic material into the turkey baster?!?!!? Gah.


Chasiubao boy> panda fluffers

I'll worship you if you get this.
hahhahh
panda porn

[deez nuts]

I don't need fluffers!

I can get it up and on cue.


Lights, Camera, Action!

Haha I will use Helicopter Panda technique!!! Buahahaha

Actually I read somewhere not sure if its a joke or not. The worst job in the world is the zoologist that needs to "manually" stimulate the male to extract his geneteic material. OMG, thats the grossest.



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[kimpossible]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Aug 28 2002, 03:56 AM
I don't need fluffers!

I can get it up and on cue.


Lights, Camera, Action!

Haha I will use Helicopter Panda technique!!! Buahahaha

Actually I read somewhere not sure if its a joke or not. The worst job in the world is the zoologist that needs to "manually" stimulate the male to extract his geneteic material. OMG, thats the grossest.
Okay, kasia is already demi-god.
MK is an angel.
Chasiubao boy - you need to be worshipped, yet you need individuality. Got it, you are now an immortal.

YW now has it's own pantheon.

[Danny]

I have a 19 month old little girl named Molly.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Aug 28 2002, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Aug 28 2002, 03:56 AM
I don't need fluffers!

I can get it up and &nbsp;on cue.


Lights, Camera, Action!

Haha I will use Helicopter Panda technique!!! Buahahaha

Actually I read somewhere not sure if its a joke or not. &nbsp;The worst job in the world is the zoologist that needs to "manually" stimulate the male to extract his geneteic material. &nbsp;OMG, thats the grossest.
Okay, kasia is already demi-god.
MK is an angel.
Chasiubao boy - you need to be worshipped, yet you need individuality. Got it, you are now an immortal.

YW now has it's own pantheon.
Haha stop it.

You're catering to my magelolomania.

Bunboy or whatever is good for me LOL

[kimpossible]

Danny> put them in the gallery. Amie wants to see some YW babies.

[Arex]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Aug 28 2002, 04:56 AM
Actually I read somewhere not sure if its a joke or not. &nbsp;The worst job in the world is the zoologist that needs to "manually" stimulate the male to extract his geneteic material. &nbsp;OMG, thats the grossest.
That's real-life Kingpin for ya...=P

Oh, and so as to stay on topic... I'm neither a mommy or daddy right now but I hope to be a daddy at some point, hopefully within the next 5-7 years. But I think I need to find me a girl first before I can knock her up...=) (what's the genesis of that term for pregnancy anyway??)


Alex



<!--EDIT|Arex|Aug 28 2002, 11:16 AM-->

[angel nympho]

I wish i was one. I should have been one. I almost was one. Fuck......

[Arex]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Aug 28 2002, 12:01 PM
I wish i was one. I should have been one. I almost was one. Fuck......
You still can be one...

Alex

[angel nympho]

^-- I don't want to be one right now. But if things had worked out before... I'd have a kid who was... *scratches head* about a year and a half old.

[princess]

kids? KIDS? ack, i dont even wanna get MARRIED much less think about kids.

[amietron]

Originally posted by princess@Aug 28 2002, 02:38 PM
kids? KIDS? ack, i dont even wanna get MARRIED much less think about kids.
OMG, omg, omg. I want both.

[kimpossible]

I want children. I'm ready.

I'm also very afraid of the 8 pound person I have to pass through organs that seem too small.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Aug 30 2002, 12:41 PM
I want children. I'm ready.

I'm also very afraid of the 8 pound person I have to pass through organs that seem too small.
if you have a boy you should name him takeshi!!!

[amietron]

I like the name Yuuki, courage. =)
I'm afraid of that too. =O

I was 6 pounds 12 ounces.
(making a new post. How much did u weigh when u were born?)

[amietron]

Originally posted by Barbs@Aug 27 2002, 06:51 PM
it's not a WEST coast thing. i'm not even ON the west coast. the sweet mayo is a taiwanese thing. it comes in a squeezie tube with a red screw-on lid.
Are you talking about Kewpie mayonaise?
http://www.tx7.com/fries/images/condiments/kewpie1.jpg