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moJo
01-28-2004, 11:01 AM
Leads to 10-hour showdown between SFPD, doctor, and suspect... (http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2004/01/28/BAGKF4JGL91.DTL)San Francisco has had some touchy police standoffs -- but nothing quite like the 10-hour showdown that came to a head in the San Francisco General emergency room between cops, doctors and a female drug suspect who refused to surrender several rocks of crack cocaine she was concealing in her very private parts.

Before it was all over, a doctor was herself being threatened with arrest -- and the head of the city's Health Department was on his way down to do the search himself.

It all started routinely enough in the wee hours Monday, when cops on a stakeout spied the 20-year-old suspected dealer working the 2000 block of Mission Street.

As they moved in to arrest her, the woman reached into her pants and a batch of suspected cocaine disappeared.

The woman, who was already on probation for a drug offense, was handcuffed and taken to the Mission District station, where a female officer strip-searched her. The officer reported seeing "a shiny piece of plastic slightly protruding'' from between the suspect's legs -- but before the evidence could be seized, the woman pushed it out of sight and refused to cooperate any further, according to the police report.

That's when the calls started flying -- first to the police narcotics unit seeking advice, then to the county jail, where deputies said they couldn't do anything until the woman was evaluated at San Francisco General.

And that's just where she was taken. And where she waited until 8:30 a.m., when the cops got a judge to sign a "body cavity search warrant.''

The problem was, nobody wanted to do it.

The attending physician refused to help, saying it wasn't a medical emergency.

The intake nurse at the county jail said she couldn't do it because she didn't have the equipment.

By now things are getting hot -- and Capt. Tim Hettrich, head of the Police Department's narcotics detail, was called to the scene, telling the attending doctor that the next step was going to be to get a judge's order -- "and if you don't comply, we won't have any choice but to arrest you.''

The warning -- delivered within earshot of patients -- sent tempers flaring, according to witnesses, and soon everyone was hustling into a conference room. Hospital higher-ups were brought in and Health Department Director Dr. Mitch Katz was pulled out of a meeting to consult by phone.

Even the suspect's probation officer was brought in to help.

By late morning -- after consultation with city lawyers -- the warring parties reached a compromise.

If the suspect wouldn't cooperate, then Katz himself would come down to the hospital and conduct the search. That way, none of the attending physicians at S.F. General would be forced to compromise their patient-client relationship.

A female physician was then assigned to sit down with the suspect to explain the difficult circumstance she was facing.

At which point, according to the police report, she reached beneath a blanket covering her legs and produced a plastic bag containing several rocks of crack cocaine. With that, she was booked into the county jail.

End of crisis -- but hardly the end of the story. Hospital staffers are still fuming over their treatment by the cops, with one insider telling us Hettrich's behavior "was out of line, and his job should be reviewed.''

"There needs to be confidence in us, and if the emergency room becomes known as a place where you get body cavity-searched and strip-searched, then patients are not going to trust us,'' said Dr. Alan Gelb, chief of the Department of Emergency Services.

Hettrich insists the cops were only doing their jobs.

"Look, we were caught between a rock and hard place,'' the captain said. "We have a felon selling drugs on the street and hiding drugs on her body -- what am I to do?''

TB4000
01-28-2004, 11:04 AM
Normally I'd have something remotely witty or clever to say about this, but...I'm just speechless...can u believe it? :eek:

Faithless
01-28-2004, 11:24 AM
I'm thinking that this could lead to a numbing case of UTI. :frown:

What was she thinking, that they wouldn't search her? Or say, "ewwww, just leave it!"

hooligan
01-28-2004, 11:34 AM
wow, first the dog article and now this one. so, having a full cavity body search warrant, does that mean everything? so what if i swallow something? do they wait around and collect my poop?

Chris
01-28-2004, 11:35 AM
don't you love SF news?

moJo
01-28-2004, 11:42 AM
wow, first the dog article and now this one. so, having a full cavity body search warrant, does that mean everything? so what if i swallow something? do they wait around and collect my poop?
why wait? they'll probably pump you with enema or shove laxatives down your throat. :biggrin:

don't you love SF news?
SFGate.com (http://sfgate.com), baby...

Chris
01-28-2004, 11:55 AM
why wait? they'll probably pump you with enema or shove laxatives down your throat. :biggrin:


SFGate.com (http://sfgate.com), baby...


ahhah a i actually subscibe to the newspaper. LOL I do live in SF after all ya know??

kboy75
01-28-2004, 01:22 PM
sooo....

she stuffed crack into her crack?

TB4000
01-28-2004, 01:25 PM
sooo....

she stuffed crack into her crack?
Damn u and your clever wordplay!! :mad: LOL

Emperor_Mike
01-28-2004, 01:50 PM
Well, I dare say she ought to receive an award for creativity.

Faithless
01-28-2004, 02:17 PM
Well, I dare say she ought to receive an award for creativity.
Yeah, like a Darwin Award (http://www.darwinawards.com/)

Another sad tale of drug use.

Is there ever any coming back to sanity after crack addiction?

bluemonq
01-28-2004, 05:27 PM
why wait? they'll probably pump you with enema or shove laxatives down your throat. :biggrin:


actually, this is exactly what they do. there was article on news.yahoo.com in the offbeat section about some guy who stole some jewelry and swallowed it to hide the evidence. the cops just gave him some laxatives.


sooo....
she stuffed crack into her crack?

almost...by about 3 inches :rolleyes:

teaz0r
01-29-2004, 01:50 AM
the next time you buy crack. think where it's been.

Kuchana
01-29-2004, 01:55 AM
the next time you buy crack. think where it's been.

ugh teaz0r! i'm just shivering in disgust at that thought :tongue:

ok that article was hilarious but gross and yet interesting to a certain degree :eek:

sooo....

she stuffed crack into her crack?

need you be so blunt??? :frown: yuck! :smile:

ren28
01-29-2004, 03:17 AM
This is actually a common occurance. They hide the drugs anywhere they can according to the law enforcement people I know.

kboy75
01-29-2004, 09:33 AM
need you be so blunt??? :frown: yuck! :smile:

yeah! it's more fun this way.... :cool:

but you can say that both female orifices "down there" are cracks, no? technically, no?

ShortNBitter
01-29-2004, 09:45 AM
yeah! it's more fun this way.... :cool:

but you can say that both female orifices "down there" are cracks, no? technically, no?

by jove ur right. two cracks! so lucky >.<

Kuchana
01-29-2004, 01:54 PM
yeah! it's more fun this way.... :cool:

but you can say that both female orifices "down there" are cracks, no? technically, no?

I reckon so. Different strokes for different folks as they say :wink:
Ugh but still! *shudders*