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fresh22
01-23-2004, 08:18 PM
From Baldur's Gate II:

HaerDalis’ - Ahh, Imoen, my wildflower. Have I ever told you you’ve a most natural grace and innocent beauty about you? T’is something any man would find most charming.
Imoen - Yeah, okay, whatever. I don’t know about my grace, HaerDalis’, but I’m not all that innocent. I can smell a cheesy come-on from a mile away.
HaerDalis’ - ‘Twas not meant as such. I’ve no intention of offending you.
Imoen: Uh-huh.
HaerDalis’ - T’is only that I see you in an unguarded moment, at times ... and I see the ache in your heart reflected in your eyes. It saddens this sparrow to know there is no-one to hold you close, Imoen.
Imoen - I ...
HaerDalis’ - But no doubt I over-step my bounds by saying so. It has only ever been my hope that you might one day give me the chance to be the one that comforts you. It would be an honor, my wildflower.
Imoen - Whew. Gosh, you’re good.
HaerDalis’ - Yes, I know. T’is an art form that has served this sparrow well, at times.
Imoen - Write a book. I’ll buy it.

Warcraft series:
Orc Peon (after incessant clicking) - "Dagoo", "Zug-Zug", "Quit pokin' me", "Me not that kind of Orc"

Escape from Monkey Island:
Guybrush (saying to Elaine) - "Don't worry...I'll love you even after rigor mortis sets in."

specialK
01-23-2004, 09:07 PM
King's Quest 6
Alexander after making him fall off a low height while climbing the sacred mountain a few times: "Hey, quit making me fall."

mr. x
01-23-2004, 09:25 PM
Grim Fandango

drunk demon (after Manny tries to bribe him): "What do u give to a guy who has everything!?!"

TB4000
01-23-2004, 11:09 PM
"All your base are belong to us" - from the Sega Genesis game Zero Wing. Kind of an inside joke amongst video game fanatics.

mr. x
01-24-2004, 01:03 AM
Serious Sam had some good ones:

"Doormen should wear a suit!" (after killing a guard)

mr. x
01-24-2004, 01:04 AM
speaking of BG II, in BG I the insane wizard Xzar, when Monteron dies he goes "Monteron, I...I never loved you!"

specialK
01-24-2004, 01:39 AM
"i'm gonna kick your ass and chew bubblegum... and i'm all outta gum."

"i'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck."

-duke nukem 3d

"for aiur!"

"go go go!"

"fire it up"

"let's burn"

"scv reporting for duty"

-starcraft