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Faithless
01-21-2004, 07:08 AM
Rabbi Offers Prayer for Web Porn Browsers (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040121/od_nm/odd_internet_sex_dc)
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli rabbi has composed a prayer to help devout Jews overcome guilt after visiting porn web sites while browsing the Internet.

"Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs which disturb and ruin my work..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself (of sin)," reads the benediction by Shlomo Eliahu, chief rabbi in the northern town of Safed.

Eliahu, quoted by Israel's largest daily newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth, said he had responded to a deluge of queries from Orthodox Jews worried that the lure of Internet sex sites was putting family relationships at risk.

The rabbi recommends that Jews recite the prayer when they log on to the Internet or even program it to flash up on their computer screens so they are spiritually covered whether they enter a porn site intentionally or by mistake.


Ahhhhh, man...

Tao
01-21-2004, 07:41 AM
wow, jerk off to gang bangs and still go to heaven? Now that's what i call a cool religion

TB4000
01-21-2004, 07:45 AM
Full coverage, huh? Does this work with all sins?

Faithless
01-21-2004, 08:15 AM
http://www.meno-sand.net/phpBB2/images/smiles/prayers.gif http://homepage.ntlworld.com/junaid.a31/My%20Pictures/sigs/boobies.gif

AltimaGTR
01-21-2004, 05:02 PM
^HaHaHaHA~ Sounds like some kind of spiritual condom!