BET comedy night disses Yao

[haku]

A very large (fat) young white male was "explaining" how that teenage girl got "vaginal bruising" from Kobe Bryant by bumping his microphone repeatedly into his other fist. Then he says, "One NBA player is never going to have this problem: YAO MING! I mean, he's 7 foot 5, but he's still Chinese, ya know what I mean!"

Then he does an impression of Yao "at bat", making the mic do a limp curve below his other hand.

Pretty lame, but reportable here.

Comments?

[SunWuKong]

that's just sad. a white dude stroking black dudes' egos while putting down Chinese dudes. he would be a lot funnier if he made fun of black people instead. i've heard jokes making fun of all kinds of people except for black people.

[moJo]

couldn't the stupid comedian come uip with better, more creative material? that joke is sooooo old. ugh.

[younggiftedandblack]

that's just sad. a white dude stroking black dudes' egos while putting down Chinese dudes. he would be a lot funnier if he made fun of black people instead. i've heard jokes making fun of all kinds of people except for black people.

There are comics who do tell jokes about blacks, but not in such a demeaning stereotypical way. Howard Stern does it ever so often.

We've discussed this before. I believe alot of people won't tread so far out with jokes about black Americans due to this country's past on such subjects. I also believe that alot people feel as if they can get away with jokes such as the one metioned because they don't feel there will be little (if any) outcry from the Asian community.

Now the question is haku and everyone else who reads thsi. What are YOU going to do about it? Just take it, come on this board and preach to choir? Or are you going demand the respect from them that you deserve. Because I'll gurantee you, if this isn't addressed there will be more racial jokes made.

[younggiftedandblack]

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[TB4000]

I saw a little of that last night...it was a rerun from an earlier one, and the dude looks like he was just trying way too hard to be accepted. "Hmmm, if I crack these jokes about Yao Ming, the black folks in the audience will accept me and take me in cause I'm not cracking on them." :rolleyes:

[deez nuts]

A very large (fat) young white male was "explaining" how that teenage girl got "vaginal bruising" from Kobe Bryant by bumping his microphone repeatedly into his other fist. Then he says, "One NBA player is never going to have this problem: YAO MING! I mean, he's 7 foot 5, but he's still Chinese, ya know what I mean!"

Then he does an impression of Yao "at bat", making the mic do a limp curve below his other hand.

Pretty lame, but reportable here.

Comments?

fat bastard needs to stop dwelling so much on da cock and move onto what's really important for him, like his next meal.

i'm not really offended by this, it's a no name white comedian on BET, for god's sakes.

plus all is right in the world for me when it comes to these stand up comedians. i went to a comedy club awhile back when i was in college with my friends. we sat in the front cuz we came in a little late.

the comedian on stage saw us sit down and made me a target of his act. i decided to rip on him back. i ended up pissing him off really bad and the audience started laughing at my jokes and at him instead of laughing at his jokes. i caught a glimpse of the mc to see if he was gonna stop the whole thing, instead, i see him in the corner of the stage laughing.

[Tao]

fat bastard needs to stop dwelling so much on da cock and move onto what's really important for him, like his next meal.

i'm not really offended by this, it's a no name white comedian on BET, for god's sakes.

plus all is right in the world for me when it comes to these stand up comedians. i went to a comedy club awhile back when i was in college with my friends. we sat in the front cuz we came in a little late.

the comedian on stage saw us sit down and made me a target of his act. i decided to rip on him back. i ended up pissing him off really bad and the audience started laughing at my jokes and at him instead of laughing at his jokes. i caught a glimpse of the mc to see if he was gonna stop the whole thing, instead, i see him in the corner of the stage laughing.


hahha, oh shit! AzN PrYde!

[kitty]

fat bastard needs to stop dwelling so much on da cock and move onto what's really important for him, like his next meal.

i'm not really offended by this, it's a no name white comedian on BET, for god's sakes.

plus all is right in the world for me when it comes to these stand up comedians. i went to a comedy club awhile back when i was in college with my friends. we sat in the front cuz we came in a little late.

the comedian on stage saw us sit down and made me a target of his act. i decided to rip on him back. i ended up pissing him off really bad and the audience started laughing at my jokes and at him instead of laughing at his jokes. i caught a glimpse of the mc to see if he was gonna stop the whole thing, instead, i see him in the corner of the stage laughing.

awww... leave korean hunk alone...

[ellsworth81]

fat bastard needs to stop dwelling so much on da cock and move onto what's really important for him, like his next meal.

i'm not really offended by this, it's a no name white comedian on BET, for god's sakes.

plus all is right in the world for me when it comes to these stand up comedians. i went to a comedy club awhile back when i was in college with my friends. we sat in the front cuz we came in a little late.

the comedian on stage saw us sit down and made me a target of his act. i decided to rip on him back. i ended up pissing him off really bad and the audience started laughing at my jokes and at him instead of laughing at his jokes. i caught a glimpse of the mc to see if he was gonna stop the whole thing, instead, i see him in the corner of the stage laughing.
schweet

[deez nuts]

awww... leave korean hunk alone...

lol

[krome]

This is none other than wigga Ralphie May - runner-up to Dat Phan in Last Comic Standing.
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Last_Comic_Standing:_The_Search_for_the_Funniest_P erson_in_America/images/contestants/ralphie_may_full.jpg
He has been telling this same racist Asian d*ck joke since at least mid-August, 2003. :mad: We need to send this pimple-d*cked lard*ss some fat Asian d*ck pics and hatemail.

[TB4000]

This is none other than wigga Ralphie May - runner-up to Dat Phan in Last Comic Standing.
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Last_Comic_Standing:_The_Search_for_the_Funniest_P erson_in_America/images/contestants/ralphie_may_full.jpg
He has been telling this same racist Asian d*ck joke since at least mid-August, 2003. :mad: We need to send this pimple-d*cked lard*ss some fat Asian d*ck pics and hatemail.
He looks suspciously like the dude that plays the fat guy in every teen movie.

[Banana]

I saw his act and he's not funny at all. Actually, few stand-ups can even make me chuckle.

This fat fuck needs to die of heart failure already. Maybe he'll smell better dead than if he was alive. You! Off my planet! Now!

[deez nuts]

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Last_Comic_Standing:_The_Search_for_the_Funniest_P erson_in_America/images/contestants/ralphie_may_full.jpg

no wonder he's obsessed with the cock. he can't even see his own feet let alone his own dick when he looks down.

[yoMAMA]

Haha, just a player hater....albit a very fat one.

:rolleyes: :biggrin:

[TB4000]

Ironically, old Yao could toss him around like that tall ass blue monster in space jam did to the guy that plays Newman from Seinfeld.

[yoMAMA]

you mean that fat seinfeld guy?

he's hillarous!

[applehead]

no wonder he's obsessed with the cock. he can't even see his own feet let alone his own dick when he looks down.

hahahahaha. good one!

[DragonKnight]

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Last_Comic_Standing:_The_Search_for_the_Funniest_P erson_in_America/images/contestants/ralphie_may_full.jpg

no wonder he's obsessed with the cock. he can't even see his own feet let alone his own dick when he looks down.
Lol, a ton of comic material can be pulled outta his lard-ass. I'd recommend this mofo give Yao Ming a bj just to see how big he really is...but he can't even open his mouth that wide for anything cause he got 25 chins underneath that mouth. :rolleyes:

[SunWuKong]

Lol, a ton of comic material can be pulled outta his lard-ass. I'd recommend this mofo give Yao Ming a bj just to see how big he really is...but he can't even open his mouth that wide for anything cause he got 25 chins underneath that mouth. :rolleyes:

he's got more chins than Chinatown. :biggrin:


(ok, i stole that line from a Weird Al song.)

[applehead]

is that supposed to be his sexy pose?!
because if it is. it's a bit disturbing.

[stunninglyAsian]

I saw his act, he was making his case why he's black... because he like big women, he has bad credit, he drives around a old beat up car, etc. It was a bunch of streotypes, and the crowd liked it. Most of those comedians have no talent and recycle the routine- bad credit, eating pussy, white people, nail saloons, being cheap, stereotypes of Hispanics and Asians, and the police.

I caught the middle of a comedy act on TV where some Hispanic comedian was complaining that society is too PC and then he broke into a mock Asian accent and this is the part I remember, "We drop 3000 bomb on Pearl Harbor! What you do? You only drop two, but they so big it make our penis small!" And the crowd went wild, some of the white people were acting like black people in a stand up crowd. They really they liked his message of easing up on being PC, that we should be able to just joke around with each other. And then he went into some tired cliches about Blacks, Hispanics, and Asians.

[SunWuKong]

I caught the middle of a comedy act on TV where some Hispanic comedian was complaining that society is too PC and then he broke into a mock Asian accent and this is the part I remember, "We drop 3000 bomb on Pearl Harbor! What you do? You only drop two, but they so big it make our penis small!" And the crowd went wild, some of the white people were acting like black people in a stand up crowd. They really they liked his message of easing up on being PC, that we should be able to just joke around with each other. And then he went into some tired cliches about Blacks, Hispanics, and Asians.

oh. too PC, huh? if he's going to joke about the atomic bombs with an exaggerated "Asian accent", he should try doing an impression of a black guy being lynched. that would be really get the message across that he doesn't like being PC.

[yoMAMA]

I saw his act, he was making his case why he's black... because he like big women, he has bad credit, he drives around a old beat up car, etc. It was a bunch of streotypes, and the crowd liked it. Most of those comedians have no talent and recycle the routine- bad credit, eating pussy, white people, nail saloons, being cheap, stereotypes of Hispanics and Asians, and the police.

I caught the middle of a comedy act on TV where some Hispanic comedian was complaining that society is too PC and then he broke into a mock Asian accent and this is the part I remember, "We drop 3000 bomb on Pearl Harbor! What you do? You only drop two, but they so big it make our penis small!" And the crowd went wild, some of the white people were acting like black people in a stand up crowd. They really they liked his message of easing up on being PC, that we should be able to just joke around with each other. And then he went into some tired cliches about Blacks, Hispanics, and Asians.

Wow, that is just pathetic!

[haku]

Damn! The responses in this thread are way funnier than anything Fat Bastard said last night. Thanks for the LOL's!

In response to younggiftedandblack - this guy is so not worth protesting, at least for me. I've got a rich white bastard to get out of the White House first.

Hey, is that stupid Fox show still on, by the way?

[Deadpool]

He will die from a combination of heart failure and diabetes.

[TB4000]

He will die from a combination of heart failure and diabetes.
That's pretty damn bad, LOL.

[haku]

That's pretty damn bad, LOL.

But it's accurate. Nostradamus couldn't do better.

[mr. x]

thats nothing, a prominent asian woman in a nationally distributed lad rag said this

interviewer: "so is Sammo's middle name "well" "?
her: "he's asian you figure it out"

grrrrrr

[haku]

Another case of the Asian woman dissin' the Asian man to be accepted by society.

Do you remember who the Asian woman was?

[moJo]

Another case of the Asian woman dissin' the Asian man to be accepted by society.

Do you remember who the Asian woman was?
kelly hu. ya didn't know?

[Tao]

sher, when are you gonna bring upanother example besides kelly hu?

please do so :(, it's getting a bit old...not like she's the only asian woman out there

[cargo]

I saw it but dont lie that
ish was kinda funny
he was a funny comic

[cargo]

I saw it but dont lie that
ish was kinda funny
he was a funny comic


I laugh at some of black jokes
like this one

What does Batman and a black man have in common

Batman can't go to the store without Robin


white joke: where would you find 100 white men chasing a black man

the PGA Tour

where....I aint bout to do no asian jokes

[tommyhtown]

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Last_Comic_Standing:_The_Search_for_the_Funniest_P erson_in_America/images/contestants/ralphie_may_full.jpg

I think that fool will be coming to H-town this weekend. I wonder if he'll make a Yao Ming joke. He might get booed off stage for dissin' Yao. Yao is pretty darn popular here in Houston. The Rockets fans really like him.

BTW, what's up w/ The Last Comic Standing show? The winner and the runner-up, Dat Phan and this Ralph May guy, like to make Asian stereotype jokes. More importantly, They ain't funny at all.

[Faithless]

A very large (fat) young white male was "explaining" how that teenage girl got "vaginal bruising" from Kobe Bryant by bumping his microphone repeatedly into his other fist. Then he says, "One NBA player is never going to have this problem: YAO MING! I mean, he's 7 foot 5, but he's still Chinese, ya know what I mean!"

Then he does an impression of Yao "at bat", making the mic do a limp curve below his other hand.

Pretty lame, but reportable here.

Comments?
That's because fatty know he caint be doin' bits like, "brother, be like, damn, yo fat and white!" :rolleyes:

[haku]

kelly hu. ya didn't know?

Kelly Who? :wink:

[Fireblade]

It must be sad that he pisses all over himself since the fat probably rolls over his penis and shit. And then he tries to clean himself, but mistakes a fold for a penis. He's just another dirty fat white guy.

[Faithless]

It must be sad that he pisses all over himself since the fat probably rolls over his penis and shit. And then he tries to clean himself, but mistakes a fold for a penis. He's just another dirty fat white guy.
Or that he needs one of those Chinatown back scratchers to wipe around his fat ass.

[DragonKnight]

Or that he needs one of those Chinatown back scratchers to wipe around his fat ass.
I'm thinking more of a backhoe for his lard ass.

[Ogumo]

This is none other than wigga Ralphie May - runner-up to Dat Phan in Last Comic Standing.
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Last_Comic_Standing:_The_Search_for_the_Funniest_P erson_in_America/images/contestants/ralphie_may_full.jpg
He has been telling this same racist Asian d*ck joke since at least mid-August, 2003. :mad: We need to send this pimple-d*cked lard*ss some fat Asian d*ck pics and hatemail.


Well that is quite a picture. What I am wondering is if these people are laughing at him or his ridiculous jokes? I didn't find the yao funny but when I saw this picture the fat on his upper arms and neck not to mention the ridiculous pose made me laugh for a few minutes. He looks very strange. Who the hell could take this man seriously? He could insult me and my entire family line and I would laugh in his face about how ridiculous he looks. Many jokes could be made about him. The man is as big as two people! He shouldnt be insulting anyone. I wonder what yao mings response to his insults would be. I am sure it would be more amusing than anything this fat man has said.

[Ogumo]

oh. too PC, huh? if he's going to joke about the atomic bombs with an exaggerated "Asian accent", he should try doing an impression of a black guy being lynched. that would be really get the message across that he doesn't like being PC.

I think there should be jokes like that made more often. Because if they are joking the atomic bombs they should be able to take it. If a japanese commedian made a joke about lynching he would have been forced off of the stage and probably attacked after the show. They just don't know when to stop...

[deez nuts]

sher, when are you gonna bring upanother example besides kelly hu?

please do so :(, it's getting a bit old...not like she's the only asian woman out there

lol

he's kinda cock obsessed like ralphie may isn't he?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

fat bastard needs to stop dwelling so much on da cock and move onto what's really important for him, like his next meal.

i'm not really offended by this, it's a no name white comedian on BET, for god's sakes.

plus all is right in the world for me when it comes to these stand up comedians. i went to a comedy club awhile back when i was in college with my friends. we sat in the front cuz we came in a little late.

the comedian on stage saw us sit down and made me a target of his act. i decided to rip on him back. i ended up pissing him off really bad and the audience started laughing at my jokes and at him instead of laughing at his jokes. i caught a glimpse of the mc to see if he was gonna stop the whole thing, instead, i see him in the corner of the stage laughing.

Kinda like in Nutty Professor? haha

[Napoleon Chynamite]

thats nothing, a prominent asian woman in a nationally distributed lad rag said this

interviewer: "so is Sammo's middle name "well" "?
her: "he's asian you figure it out"

grrrrrr

So when exactly are you gonna get off her nuts (if she had any)...I personally don't think she meant anything bad by it and I still think it was just a joke. How many Asian Americans haven't made fun of stereotypes about their own race. Seriously. I know I have. And I was joking.

[Arex]

I saw that guy Ralphie live at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. I'll admit he had me laughing a lot. Ironically, the theme of his act initially seemed to be minority rights and acknowledgment of the contributions of Mexicans in American society (no joke!). That is until he noticed some guy in the audience who looked Armenian, who may or may not have said anything in provocation, at which point he started talking all sorts of shit about Armenians, talking about gold benzes and too much cologne and more mean spirited stuff that I just can't remember.

RX

[mr. x]

Kinda like in Nutty Professor? haha

asian guy: "at least i can see my dick when i look down" (crowd hoots)

fatty: "SILENCE! i cant take this shit no more!"

[deez nuts]

Kinda like in Nutty Professor? haha


never saw nutty professor.

when was it made?

i want to relive my glory!

[Hiroshi2]

This is none other than wigga Ralphie May - runner-up to Dat Phan in Last Comic Standing.
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Last_Comic_Standing:_The_Search_for_the_Funniest_P erson_in_America/images/contestants/ralphie_may_full.jpg
He has been telling this same racist Asian d*ck joke since at least mid-August, 2003. :mad: We need to send this pimple-d*cked lard*ss some fat Asian d*ck pics and hatemail.




Um, I saw the episode of BET's Comicview in question and I can tell you it was *not* Ralphie May.

It was a bald, Hell's Angels-looking type of white dude from Louisiana (Ralphie's from Houston, TX).

Ralphie is pretty funny. I know I may get bashed for this but I thought the joke was kind of funny. I didn't take it seriously. I'm sorry...............maybe that's just the way I am................

I'll try to look up the name of the dude who did make that joke, but it wasn't Ralphie.

[Nadjanema]

JESUS HOCKEYPLAYING CHRIST! Is it possible to be that fat??

[Napoleon Chynamite]

never saw nutty professor.

when was it made?

i want to relive my glory!

Seriously never seen it? Anyways, Dave Chappelle was the comedian and Eddie Murphy was the guy (formerly in a fat suit) in the audience. Chappelle trashed Murphy's fat alter ego a few nights before and after he takes that thinning potion or whatever Murphy goes back to the night club and gets him back. Funny stuff ^^

[Kuchana]

JESUS HOCKEYPLAYING CHRIST! Is it possible to be that fat??

You're forgetting Chris Farley :smile:

[Hiroshi2]

You're forgetting Chris Farley :smile:



Ralphie May looks like he weighs at least 450 pounds. He could be 500 lbs easy. He is a serious fat ass. But he's also seriously funny. Chris Farley didn't weigh over 300, I don't think. This dude's almost twice as big. He's got like five or six fat rolls over his groin. What the hell is that? I'd hate to see him naked, lol.

[Faithless]

JESUS HOCKEYPLAYING CHRIST! Is it possible to be that fat??
http://www.hollywoodsquares.com/assets/datab/profiles/profiles_ralphie_may.jpg

And, and, and...
To have more chins, well, than...

[TB4000]

http://www.hollywoodsquares.com/assets/datab/profiles/profiles_ralphie_may.jpg

And, and, and...
To have more chins, well, than...
GET IN MA BELLLLLLYYYYYY!!!!!!

[Arex]

Now, now. If Ralphie weren't fat but was instead an average-built Latino, would the mere fact that he made some lame jokes about Asians give us license to go spouting off about his Latin ancestry? Prolly not.

My own thoughts are that it's probably equally inappropriate to be dissing the guy simply because he's large. Isn't that kindo of stooping to his level?

As bad as Asians and other ethnic minorities have it in this country, I think the obese have it even worse. Add to that the fact that he supposedly wasn't even the one making the jokes (see above posts). It's kinda fucked up.

Counter-argument is that all overweight people have at least some degree of control over their weight whereas we're generally stuck with our ethnicities('cept for Michael Jackson).

But, yeah, Ralphie is fat. I'm so torn! :frown:

Alex

[Banana]

Least MY worst enemy isn't stairs.

[moJo]

Least MY worst enemy isn't stairs.
LOL. that was mean, tho. but i LOL, anyway.

[mr. x]

Um, I saw the episode of BET's Comicview in question and I can tell you it was *not* Ralphie May.

It was a bald, Hell's Angels-looking type of white dude from Louisiana (Ralphie's from Houston, TX).

Ralphie is pretty funny. I know I may get bashed for this but I thought the joke was kind of funny. I didn't take it seriously. I'm sorry...............maybe that's just the way I am................

I'll try to look up the name of the dude who did make that joke, but it wasn't Ralphie.

hoo boy, seriously? so have we been dissing the wrong guy....

[krome]

Well, that's even better. Now,there's 2 white guys telling the same damn anti-AM joke. Great. :rolleyes:

What's this white baldy's name?

[haku]

get In Ma Bellllllyyyyyy!!!!!!

Lol!!!!!

[Fireblade]

He needs Jared, like burgers need cheese.

[mr. x]

wait wait, enough fat jokes, i wanna know, IS THIS the right guy?

[haku]

I don't think it is. The guy on TV looked fatter. Yes, fatter. I've written to comicview to ask them who the guy was...

[Banana]

Who the hell cares? I sure as hell don't since they all look the same to me.

[Hiroshi2]

Well, that's even better. Now,there's 2 white guys telling the same damn anti-AM joke. Great. :rolleyes:

What's this white baldy's name?



I can't remember. But I know it wasn't Ralphie. Doesn't anybody know what I'm talking about? There was another white guy on BET Comicview a couple of weeks ago. He wasn't fat, he was muscular and had on a black leather vest and had a funny Louisiana accent. Real redneck.

[haku]

Whatever. The fat guy who dissed Yao was...FAT!

[mr. x]

Whatever. The fat guy who dissed Yao was...FAT!

so u did actually see it?

[haku]

Yes, I saw it - but I didn't catch the guy's name...

[mr. x]

Yes, I saw it - but I didn't catch the guy's name...

but it wasnt ralphy right?

damn im confused now