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amietron
08-21-2002, 07:46 AM
How do you give a good massage? What's the ideal massage scenario?

How do you give a handjob? (Yes, I'm serious, people. I'm a sheltered, unexperienced Japy. I don't know these things.) Not just any kind of handjob. A GOOD ONE. err?

*ARE YOU LAUGHING YET, AB?
SunWuKong
08-21-2002, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by amietron@Aug 21 2002, 09:46 AM
How do you give a good massage? What's the ideal massage scenario?

How do you give a handjob? (Yes, I'm serious, people. I'm a sheltered, unexperienced Japy. I don't know these things.) Not just any kind of handjob. A GOOD ONE. err?

*ARE YOU LAUGHING YET, AB?
i went to a professional massage parlor in china once (yes a professional one, not the other kind of massage parlor). this woman was practically pressing all her weight on her thumbs and pressing them into muscles that i didn't think existed. THAT was amazing.
deez nuts
08-21-2002, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Aug 21 2002, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Aug 21 2002, 09:46 AM
How do you give a good massage? What's the ideal massage scenario?

How do you give a handjob? (Yes, I'm serious, people. I'm a sheltered, unexperienced Japy. I don't know these things.) Not just any kind of handjob. A GOOD ONE. err?

*ARE YOU LAUGHING YET, AB?
i went to a professional massage parlor in china once (yes a professional one, not the other kind of massage parlor). this woman was practically pressing all her weight on her thumbs and pressing them into muscles that i didn't think existed. THAT was amazing.
Haha sure, MK. Just teasing ya :lol:


Haha amietron., I was laughing so hard, I spit out my lunch
Saiko
08-21-2002, 09:55 AM
You should find a pressure point chart so you know where to press. I heard it was good to press down on the lymph nodes too. I personally like it when people use a lot of pressure on their thumbs when they massage. It gets tiring for the person though. The knuckles work too.
I don't see the deal with handjobs, other than the fact that it's a woman helping you do the work. Why get a woman to do it when you can do it yourself and have it feel better? It's only good when the woman is very experienced and knows what you like.
kimpossible
08-21-2002, 10:10 AM
Clueless as to how one gives a good handjob. Someone with the proper equipment should answer this. I'd be afraid of breaking it.
johnny
08-21-2002, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Aug 21 2002, 05:10 PM
Clueless as to how one gives a good handjob. Someone with the proper equipment should answer this. I'd be afraid of breaking it.
Oh no Hapa it's not like that at all...it is very difficult to hurt the guy when he is hard. but from my experience it doesn't feel right when she does it for me....oral pleasure is the answer to make him/me happy! :D
artsfartsyjanet
08-21-2002, 12:15 PM
I stand on the guy's back and walk all over him. I like giving massages because I lose myself in the process. =) ;)

No comment to the second question. :lol:
angel nympho
08-21-2002, 01:18 PM
The answer to both of your questions is easy! Just don't think about it and just rub the hell out of it. :D
deez nuts
08-21-2002, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Aug 21 2002, 08:18 PM
The answer to both of your questions is easy! Just don't think about it and just rub the hell out of it. :D
I have this burning sensation in my crotch now.
thaite
08-21-2002, 03:46 PM
You better have a doctor check that out, CB. :blink:
johnny
08-21-2002, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Aug 21 2002, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Aug 21 2002, 08:18 PM
The answer to both of your questions is easy!  Just don't think about it and just rub the hell out of it.   :D
I have this burning sensation in my crotch now.
Solution, go alleviate yoself!
amietron
08-21-2002, 05:01 PM
Any volunteer test subjects?

Haha. Jk. :P
SunWuKong
08-21-2002, 06:05 PM
basically... unless it involves your teeth, pretty much anything you do to an erect penis is good. then again some guys do go for a little bit of the teeth...
Saiko
08-21-2002, 06:21 PM
So a pair of scissors is fine, but teeth aren't? Excellent.
amietron
08-21-2002, 07:33 PM
Have you ever known anyone who was better at giving BJs than at handjobs?
Saiko
08-21-2002, 08:15 PM
Wouldn't a harder question be if he knew anybody that was better at handjobs than at blowjobs?
SunWuKong
08-21-2002, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Aug 21 2002, 09:33 PM
Have you ever known anyone who was better at giving BJs than at handjobs?
you're comparing apples and oranges.
karizma
08-22-2002, 12:02 AM
>> i love giving massages to both girls and guys...its nice being able to relieve a little of someone's daily stress...and its fun to me...i can do it for hours...

>> i like massaging the area behind his ears and his temples...making my way down from there to his neck to his shoulders...then rubbing down his arms...guys usually prefer more pressure than girls...

>> as for handjobs...it can be a lil dry when u start out...try using lube, i.e. astroglide, ky]...it feels a lot better for the guy and is a lot easier on your part.
SunWuKong
08-22-2002, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by karizma@Aug 22 2002, 02:02 AM
>> as for handjobs...it can be a lil dry when u start out...try using lube, i.e. astroglide, ky]...it feels a lot better for the guy and is a lot easier on your part.
this is one reason why i am so very glad that i am *ahem* *cough cough*. no lube necesssary.
karizma
08-22-2002, 12:36 AM
>> swk: i dont get it...please elaborate lol
SunWuKong
08-22-2002, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by karizma@Aug 22 2002, 02:36 AM
>> swk: i dont get it...please elaborate lol
ah... perhaps little karizma is not as experienced as we think. ^_^
karizma
08-22-2002, 12:54 AM
>> no i just wanna see how much i can get you to say ahaha... so what do YOU use for lubrication?
SunWuKong
08-22-2002, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by karizma@Aug 22 2002, 02:54 AM
>> no i just wanna see how much i can get you to say ahaha... so what do YOU use for lubrication?
i don't need lubrication. :)
karizma
08-22-2002, 01:02 AM
>> so you like it dry?...doesnt it kinda irritate you when its not wet enough?
SunWuKong
08-22-2002, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by karizma@Aug 22 2002, 03:02 AM
>> so you like it dry?...doesnt it kinda irritate you when its not wet enough?
alright i've discussed my personal mr. happy in too much detail with a 17-year old already.

perhaps dr. bunboy will be willing to explain it to you.

and no it never irritates even though i never use lubrication.
karizma
08-22-2002, 01:14 AM
>> whats the deal with discussing sex with me? lol...its not like its gonna lead to us boning? the sexual fantasies i cant control but eh...whatcha gonna do? is it that bad of a thing? and if i were 18 er 19 would it make any difference?
deez nuts
08-22-2002, 04:47 AM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Aug 22 2002, 08:09 AM
Originally posted by karizma@Aug 22 2002, 03:02 AM
>> so you like it dry?...doesnt it kinda irritate you when its not wet enough?
alright i've discussed my personal mr. happy in too much detail with a 17-year old already.

perhaps dr. bunboy will be willing to explain it to you.

and no it never irritates even though i never use lubrication.
Ha! MK, trying to pass the buck, you bastard!

I think woot is just baiting you (woot = karizma) heh at least that's what amietron calls her. You on your own on this one, mk. :ph34r:
johnny
08-22-2002, 07:01 AM
karizma,
can you show me this handjob of yours? :P i'm still learning....
SunWuKong
08-22-2002, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Aug 22 2002, 06:47 AM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Aug 22 2002, 08:09 AM
Originally posted by karizma@Aug 22 2002, 03:02 AM
>> so you like it dry?...doesnt it kinda irritate you when its not wet enough?
alright i've discussed my personal mr. happy in too much detail with a 17-year old already.

perhaps dr. bunboy will be willing to explain it to you.

and no it never irritates even though i never use lubrication.
Ha! MK, trying to pass the buck, you bastard!

I think woot is just baiting you (woot = karizma) heh at least that's what amietron calls her. You on your own on this one, mk. :ph34r:
oh great... now i really don't know what to think.
thaite
08-22-2002, 11:44 AM
:: buoywonder knows what SunWuKung is talking about ::

Awright, man! Me too! I'd shake your hand, but I haven't washed mine either. B)
angel nympho
08-22-2002, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Aug 22 2002, 02:33 AM
Have you ever known anyone who was better at giving BJs than at handjobs?
I am. I suck at handjobs.. it just feels funny.
johnny
08-22-2002, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Aug 22 2002, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Aug 22 2002, 02:33 AM
Have you ever known anyone who was better at giving BJs than at handjobs?
I am. I suck at handjobs.. it just feels funny.
uuhhhhh I like her.... :D :P ;)
SunWuKong
08-22-2002, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Aug 22 2002, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Aug 22 2002, 02:33 AM
Have you ever known anyone who was better at giving BJs than at handjobs?
I am. I suck at handjobs.. it just feels funny.
no no no, you got it all wrong. you're not supposed to suck when you give a handjob.
kimpossible
08-22-2002, 04:40 PM
Good one, MK. :rolleyes:
angel nympho
08-22-2002, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Aug 22 2002, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Aug 22 2002, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Aug 22 2002, 02:33 AM
Have you ever known anyone who was better at giving BJs than at handjobs?
I am. I suck at handjobs.. it just feels funny.
no no no, you got it all wrong. you're not supposed to suck when you give a handjob.
oh shiiit, is THAT what i've been doing wrong......? :blink:
mrazntre
08-27-2002, 04:11 PM
karizma: there's no problem "talking" about it when you're a measly 16 yrs old.... but when the application of such discussion occurs... you ain't in the loop. cuz that kiddie loopie loop can get ya some love you long time in the big house.
angel nympho
08-28-2002, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by mrazntre@Aug 27 2002, 11:11 PM
karizma: there's no problem "talking" about it when you're a measly 16 yrs old.... but when the application of such discussion occurs... you ain't in the loop. cuz that kiddie loopie loop can get ya some love you long time in the big house.
it aint no thing. =x i got rolled for having sex more than once and not a thing happened every time. if my momma and daddy dont find out, they cant press charges. ;)



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boycott
08-28-2002, 04:45 AM
Originally posted by amietron@Aug 22 2002, 02:33 AM
Have you ever known anyone who was better at giving BJs than at handjobs?
I've never really gotten a good bj why is it so hard for woman to fellate men properly to the point of blast off? Anyone (female) willing to test their prowess will be handsomely acknowledged and recommended. :rolleyes: