Create your own dream

[Faithless]

Japan invents the gadget of your dreams (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3395505.stm)
A Japanese company has invented a product which, it says, allows owners to create their own dreams.
Prospective dreamers are asked to look at a photo of what they would like to dream about and then record a story line into the Yumemi Kobo, or "dream workshop".

The machine uses the voice recording, along with lights, music and smells, to help them direct their own dreams during periods of rapid eye movement (REM) sleep, Takara Co said.

Sleepers are woken up gently after eight hours with music and lights that stimulate sunlight so that users of the gadget do not forget their dream in the shock of waking.

Takara Co, which brought the world the "bowlingual" and "meowlingual" devices - which purport to translate your pet's communication - admitted the machine may still need refining.

"We are still experimenting, mainly with company employees," Kenji Hattori, a Takara marketing executive, told reporters on Wednesday.

"Some said the theme was right, but the story-line was wrong. Some said the noise woke them up. But it has worked for quite a number of people."

[Faithless]

So, now you can take that little pic of Hooligan to bed withcha, and wake up in the middle of the night with "night sweats"...

[hooligan]

So, now you can take that little pic of Hooligan to bed withcha, and wake up in the middle of the night with "night sweats"...
if you're dreaming about me, i don't think night sweats would be the only thing you'd have to worry about. :wink:

[Martino]

It would get so abused ... people would 'programme' all kinds of ... um ... athletic activities to occur. They'd wake up more tired than when they went to sleep!

Imagine the 'fun' to be had if you had an argument with your partner that day ... just mutter blood blood blood into the machine before he went to bed, and watch him scream. Mwahaha!

[Martino]

My dream would be to live a day in some sort of fictional place ... I once had a dream where I was an evil black clad figure in LOTR, but I woke up when Aragorn ran a sword through me in that inn in the first film. That ... wasn't really fun.

It would probably have turned into a Frodo-molesting dream, given a chance. http://www.kirupa.com/forums/smileys_files/oink.gif

[golden_buns]

We shouldn't be controlling our dreams.
Dreams are thoughts that our subconcious needs to show or get rid of as far as I understand

[Faithless]

We shouldn't be controlling our dreams.
Dreams are thoughts that our subconcious needs to show or get rid of as far as I understand
Really, that's interesting.

Then why is it when I wake up suddenly from a dream about <*insert hot chick's name here*>, I desperately want to return to it?

A good sex dream might keep you in bed instead of up late at night searching for pr0n

[golden_buns]

A good sex dream might keep you in bed instead of up late at night searching for pr0n

Just last night I had a dream that I was in bed with two spanish girls, and then one of them made a drawing of a mongoose and a monkey holding a sign saying; "come Satan, come" and then the mongoose started to come out of the wall, I really wanted to wake up

[Craig]

Just last night I had a dream that I was in bed with two spanish girls, and then one of them made a drawing of a mongoose and a monkey holding a sign saying; "come Satan, come" and then the mongoose started to come out of the wall, I really wanted to wake up
Only two girls ? You must be really stressed out about something.

[Faithless]

Now, see, if you could control that.

Those ladies would have been saying, "cum, Satan, cum!"

And you'd have waken up with wet pants, but at least you'd have been satisfied. {o!~}

[golden_buns]

Now, see, if you could control that.

Those ladies would have been saying, "cum, Satan, cum!"

And you'd have waken up with wet pants, but at least you'd have been satisfied. {o!~}

HAHAHAHAHAHA, maybe if they had spoken that, but it was written in english. THe funny thing is that they were speaking to me in spanish.

Craig is right, I'm pretty stressed out about some things right now

[Emperor_Mike]

I'd like to control other people's dreams.

[Martino]

I'd like to control other people's dreams.

Freddie Krueger style?

I predict that there would be problems with rampaging invisible Id monsters too ...

[Emperor_Mike]

Freddie Krueger style?

I predict that there would be problems with rampaging invisible Id monsters too ...

Eh? Haven't watched "Nightmare on Elm Street" but he controls dreams? Hmmm...might be worth it!

[Martino]

Eh? Haven't watched "Nightmare on Elm Street" but he controls dreams? Hmmm...might be worth it!

Just watch the first film. The rest just got sillier and sillier.

Best 'dream' movie I've seen is Paper House ...

[mr. x]

gosh, this reminds me of that wetdream i had mentioned a while back involving a certain yw poster i dreamt about (but not voluntarily, not that she's ugly)

i wonder if this thing actually works, even if i did manage to get the "setting" of my dream right it'd probly get really wacked out along the way. say im on the beach with that girl i like so much. well of a sudden ill get attacked by a monster from halflife 2 or something, or someone i subconciously despise will come along and sex up my girl while i stand and watch (in a non-enjoyment kinda way) and ill be like "YTF cant i do anything?!?!?"

[Emperor_Mike]

gosh, this reminds me of that wetdream i had mentioned a while back involving a certain yw poster i dreamt about (but not voluntarily, not that she's ugly)

i wonder if this thing actually works, even if i did manage to get the "setting" of my dream right it'd probly get really wacked out along the way. say im on the beach with that girl i like so much. well of a sudden ill get attacked by a monster from halflife 2 or something, or someone i subconciously despise will come along and sex up my girl while i stand and watch (in a non-enjoyment kinda way) and ill be like "YTF cant i do anything?!?!?"

YOU...are spending too much time on YW. :biggrin:

[Martino]

(SNIP) even if i did manage to get the "setting" of my dream right it'd probly get really wacked out along the way. say im on the beach with that girl i like so much. well of a sudden ill get attacked by a monster from halflife 2 or something, or someone i subconciously despise will come along and sex up my girl while i stand and watch (in a non-enjoyment kinda way) and ill be like "YTF cant i do anything?!?!?"

Only if Emperor_Mike gets his evil way as The Dream Master ... he'll make you look just like your avatar too ... if you're lucky. If he's in a bad mood, he'll make all the women in your dreams look like your avatar.

[Faithless]

I wonder if this thing really worked, if someone would start a "do not fuck in dream" registry.

[bluemonq]

i wonder how many people would *not* dream about getting into someone's pants... am im hoping for too much if i said a quarter?

[Faithless]

i wonder how many people would *not* dream about getting into someone's pants... am im hoping for too much if i said a quarter?

What else is there to dream about? :rolleyes:

Accept, maybe, being able to fly with just your hands flapping in the air.

[bluemonq]

exactly! i always wanted to fly :smile:

[Emperor_Mike]

Only if Emperor_Mike gets his evil way as The Dream Master ... he'll make you look just like your avatar too ... if you're lucky. If he's in a bad mood, he'll make all the women in your dreams look like your avatar.

Cartoonish and sporting a black bag over their heads?

[Martino]

Cartoonish and sporting a black bag over their heads?

Rubenesque women who look like Homer Simpson ... would you want to be ravished by Homer Simpson lookalikes?

[Emperor_Mike]

Rubenesque women who look like Homer Simpson ... would you want to be ravished by Homer Simpson lookalikes?

In a word, "No."

[mr. x]

Rubenesque women who look like Homer Simpson ... would you want to be ravished by Homer Simpson lookalikes?

The england episode of Simpsons was kinda soso but it turned out Homer had a half-sister

[rice cracker]

Dang, how many siblings does Homer have?

[Martino]

The england episode of Simpsons was kinda soso but it turned out Homer had a half-sister

Camilla Parker-Bowles? Anthea Turner? Not .... Anne Widdicombe?

[Martino]

The england episode of Simpsons was kinda soso but it turned out Homer had a half-sister

I'm British I tell you! Oh ... wait ... wrong thread.

[Shogun Empress]

Japan invents the gadget of your dreams (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3395505.stm)
That's crazy. Can they get rid of nightmares too?

[kimpossible]

Hallelujah. I will get a night with Legolas.

[Faithless]

That's crazy. Can they get rid of nightmares too?
Don't know. I think the intent is to replace nightmares with fantasies of lust or grandeur.

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Hallelujah. I will get a night with Legolas.
Had to google that.

And I must say --

perv!

[mr. x]

Hallelujah. I will get a night with Legolas.

or u can watch me and legolas do the nasty, cuz i know u like that sorta thing

faghag

course i get to be the level 20 mage

[kimpossible]

or u can watch me and legolas do the nasty, cuz i know u like that sorta thing


okay... :confused:

[deez nuts]

Hallelujah. I will get a night with Legolas.

get with the times woman

it's about orlando bloom in a leather skirt a la troy nowadays.

[kimpossible]

get with the times woman

it's about orlando bloom in a leather skirt a la troy nowadays.


Help yourself. I'd rather have the version with superhuman agility. Yeah baby.