Fantasies

[kimpossible]

In a perfect world where there is no sexual oppression, unplanned pregnancies, STDs or emotional upset...

Uh, how raunchy can we get here? Afterall, we do have some young 'uns.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Aug 21 2002, 01:26 AM
In a perfect world where there is no sexual oppression, unplanned pregnancies, STDs or emotional upset...

Uh, how raunchy can we get here? Afterall, we do have some young 'uns.
Ha! You first!

[kimpossible]

Okay, perfect world and all, mind you.

*covers Saiko's eyes*

WARNING: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT

Go back now if you don't want to read this.

This is your last chance.

Last warning.












Day One
Pick up three to five hot chicks that are up for a night of no commitments. Bring them home and let them totally work my husband over while I kick back with some top shelf whisky and I give them a bit of direction every once in a while. Just have them screw the hell out of them until he collaspses. Maybe I would hold his head in my lap and kiss him softly.

Day Two
Lavish attention on him. Pamper him. Give him some time to recover. All while in a gossamer catsuit and stilettos for maximum tease factor.

Day Three
Let him loose on me. By this time I'd want it rough, more of a grudge fuck while I'm slightly clothed in restricting PVC fetish wear.

[deez nuts]

OMG, I need a cigarette now, make that two.

I'll get back to you tomorrow. Time for me to bounce and grab some dinner, been in the hospital for the last two days!

Night Hapa :ph34r:

Edit: After reading that, I just have this urge to crawl up into the fetal position and fall asleep.



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[Saiko]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Aug 20 2002, 08:51 PM
Okay, perfect world and all, mind you.

*covers Saiko's eyes*

WARNING: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT

Go back now if you don't want to read this.

This is your last chance.

Last warning.

You've got to be kidding me. I'm probably more perverted than all of you combined... discluding Karizma. =P My friends and I talk about sex like 24/7. Who, what, where, when, and how we'd fuck. Plus a lot of raunchy jokes. Which makes me wonder... what the hell is wrong with us?!

[SunWuKong]

holy shit. i need a cigarrette too...
thanks for giving me something to dream about tonight.


my fantasy isn't really as imaginative as yours. i just want to get a blowjob from a girl while 3 or 4 cheerleaders in mini-skirts cheer me on.

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by Saiko@Aug 20 2002, 06:09 PM

You've got to be kidding me. I'm probably more perverted than all of you combined... discluding Karizma. =P My friends and I talk about sex like 24/7. Who, what, where, when, and how we'd fuck. Plus a lot of raunchy jokes. Which makes me wonder... what the hell is wrong with us?!
Cut me some slack, Saiko. I'm in those childbearing years where everyone under 18 starts to look like a kid to me.

Sides. The idea of young 'uns and sex don't mix for me.

[SunWuKong]

you know... do alot of women's sexual fantasies involve other women?

because having other men have sex with my woman would be one of the furthest things from what my sexual fantasy would be. hell, having any men present at all would be one of the furthest things from what my sexual fantasy would be.

[kimpossible]

Well, that was one of many. It wasn't so much seeing other women as much as wanting to see exquisite pleasure play out on a guy's face. Think of it as appreciating art. In this case the art of ecstasy.

Karizma has a bisexual thread around here.

[artsfartsyjanet]

No Comment. Hahahha..... :lol:

[Arex]

My shit is weak: I just wanna get some...any! It's been waaaaaaay too long. :(

And once I get the ball rolling again, I just think it'd be nice to set aside a weekend at home where my partner and I will spend the entire time naked and we'd just go at it as frequently as we (or I) can handle, taking only short breaks to eat. I figure I'll do this for a few weeks to make up for the two years that I've been involuntarily celibate. :P


Alex

[angel nympho]

A pool table, a guy in a button down shirt, me with a skirt, dimly lit room, lots of alcohol, with a quick shot of me laying down on the pool table getting stuff licked off me. all this on film.

naked in a jacuzzi out on the deck of a wood cabin in the woods... hot bubbling water... and snow falling around us.

mirrors... everywhere. i like to watch. :P

[deez nuts]

Isn't it true that women in general have more elaborated and well scripted fantasies. While us men, need visual aids and our fantasies are pretty simple compared to the women's. Either that or my fantasy life suxors. I mean fantasy wise, mine is pretty mundane and I think most guys have the same ones. You know group sex (every permutation possible), being submissive or being dominated, anonymous sex, voyeurism, mild bondage etc, etc. You know, typical guy stuff.

But lately, I been having his recurring fantasy which revolves around me, a naked woman, a chair and a hoagie, yes a hoagie. I'm not gonna say much more on that one. Then there's this one where me and a woman just ravaged each other and work each other to exhaustion. After we're done, she'll gets up and brings me a beer and orders me a pizza. I have no clue what's up with my fantasies revolving around food and sex, of late. I think, I'm just the hungriest. Those two are my recent fantasies.

And not for nuthing, Saiko. In defense of Hapa, this is not an attack on your maturity or any others. Like her, I just feel "iffy" talking about my fantasies in explicit details to younger people. It's not you, it's us older folks. So, I try and it keep this one PG-13, ya know what I'm saying?


Oh and MK, I had that fantasy actually numerous times and sometimes it still pops up, of watching another guy get it on with my girl. And I sort of had the same one Hapa does but without all the details. Just switch the 3-5 girls with guys and switch her husband for my girlfriend <_<



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[amietron]

what's a hoagie?

After seeing Vampire 2000, I say MID-AIR. ;)

[deez nuts]

Hoagie is a hero. It's good shit.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Aug 21 2002, 11:02 AM
Hoagie is a hero. It's good shit.
isn't that "hogan"?

[deez nuts]

No it's hoagie. As in this place I went to in Philly:

http://www.leeshoagiehouse.com/

Haha, it's the best. Like crack. Artery clogger though. It's murderous! <Drool>.



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[johnny]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Aug 21 2002, 01:51 AM

Day One
Pick up three to five hot chicks that are up for a night of no commitments. Bring them home and let them totally work my husband over while I kick back with some top shelf whisky and I give them a bit of direction every once in a while. Just have them screw the hell out of them until he collaspses. Maybe I would hold his head in my lap and kiss him softly.

Day Two
Lavish attention on him. Pamper him. Give him some time to recover. All while in a gossamer catsuit and stilettos for maximum tease factor.

Day Three
Let him loose on me. By this time I'd want it rough, more of a grudge fuck while I'm slightly clothed in restricting PVC fetish wear.
hi everyone this is my very first post here although I've been lurking around reading for the past 3 weeks.

I had to finally submit my response to Hapa because I want to say to her that someone like her is the woman of my dreams! (too bad you are taken) :P

Also, it gets to me that these minors come around posting things about sex and shit, that makes me frown at how corrupt and messed up things are. To add to that, where were you lady nymphomaniacs when I was a growing teen? :lol:

To conclude my original intent on this post, Hello_Hapa, I just have to add that you are a very elegant and beautiful woman. Your husband is one lucky SOB and I hope he makes you happy! (happy in bed too!) Why is it so freaking hard to find a lady like you? And it's like when I do finally meet one, they overlook who I really am and seem to pass on to some jerk!


Okay I went off-topic, sorry, as for the fantasy that you clearly explained....on day three I would give it to you the roughest way possible in every position unheard of. I just can't believe taht your fantasy is exactly what I would want.... are u sure u married the right man :P j/k

[Saiko]

Haha. I'm not as corrupt as I portray myself to be. I'm just... sexually knowledged? I'm not suffering from nymphomania nor am I ho'd up in the head. Don't frown at me. Frown at the little girls who go recklessly carrying out these actions and talking dumb shit like, "Oh, I want to go find a guy and do him right then and there. I've had so many boy toys in the past, and I almost got pregnant a couple times because condoms are for losers." I see a lot of girls like that. When I talk sex, I'm either just joking around or I stay reasonable and it's all good. When I have conversations about sex, maybe my friends and I know a lot more than we should, but we don't take it too far. Isn't it good that we know what we'd like and other stuff and are open minded enough to discuss it maturely? But don't think I'm taking offense, people. I'm just clearing things up. I understand that it can be weird talking about this stuff with a minor around and that little 13 year olds aren't supposed to know about this stuff. It's kinda taboo, you know? I'd say that we're expected to be pure, but I'd start laughing off the chair. The world is pretty funked up.

[kimpossible]

Saiko, we know you're not "just a kid." Remind me if I do get overbearing and overprotective though and I'll try to stop. :P

[johnny]

Hapa,

Since you and I worry about doing this type of talk with minors around so what about we take your fantasies and your sex scenes over to PMs?
:D :lol:

Of course it will be at a pure adult manner just to exchange ideas :P

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by johnny@Aug 21 2002, 12:39 PM
Why is it so freaking hard to find a lady like you? And it's like when I do finally meet one, they overlook who I really am and seem to pass on to some jerk!
that's why you have to be the jerk. duh! B)

[johnny]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Aug 22 2002, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by johnny@Aug 21 2002, 12:39 PM
Why is it so freaking hard to find a lady like you? &nbsp; And it's like when I do finally meet one, they overlook who I really am and seem to pass on to some jerk!
that's why you have to be the jerk. duh! B)
I'm not good at playing the JERK! Is there a book on this? ;)

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by johnny@Aug 22 2002, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Aug 22 2002, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by johnny@Aug 21 2002, 12:39 PM
Why is it so freaking hard to find a lady like you? And it's like when I do finally meet one, they overlook who I really am and seem to pass on to some jerk!
that's why you have to be the jerk. duh! B)
I'm not good at playing the JERK! Is there a book on this? ;)
hey i'm just kidding. don't be a jerk. but just remember one important rule:

don't care about getting women, and the women will come to you

don't ask me why or how, because i don't understand it either. just remember this and you can't go wrong.



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[johnny]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Aug 22 2002, 02:45 PM

hey i'm just kidding. don't be a jerk. but just remember one important rule:

don't care about getting women, and the women will come to you

don't ask me why or how, because i don't understand it either. just remember this and you can't go wrong.
You are totally right... I think it's about the challenge factor - like if the girl knows you dig her then what's the fun of it all... kinda childish but true.

[ChinaLama]

my fantasies: having sex (repeatedly) fr wedding night till dawn.

[Hanuman]

I know I'm getting old when after the 4th time, I hear myself saying 'Ow!!! don't touch, let it alone for a while!!!" I couldn't believe I'd just said that....