britney spears got married recently

[FrankieY18]

for those who don't know...cuz i just found out...she just got married

more info here (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1484029/20040104/spears_britney.jhtml?headlines=true)

[artsfartsyjanet]

marriage schmarriage. ain't nothang like a chicken wang.

[FrankieY18]

wuhahaha!

[Faithless]

She says it was a prank and is going to get annulled soon.

Which Jason Allen Alexander?

[Kuchana]

I can't help but feel pity for her:(

[amietron]

moving to A&E.

[pfc beansprout]

yeah! SLOPPY SECONDS!!! heh...j/k

[bluemonq]

i believe jason was a childhood friend. on the radio they said that it was a prank that occured after getting drunk. this is what pisses me off: *this* is a much larger mockery of marriage than gay marriage, and i *better* be seeing president bush, rev. falwell et al. denouncing this today or tomorrow. i mean, come on...a drunken prank? marriage?

[teaz0r]

wasn't that guy on seinfeld...
jason alexander?

short? fat? bald?

[mr. x]

wasn't that guy on seinfeld...
jason alexander?

short? fat? bald?

yah, was. thing is for a guy of his stature, george got some pretty goodlooking women. he always scared em off with his eccentricity though. i mean shit if i got a goodlooking woman only to scare her off with my personality i might as well shoot myself

as for BS. all i have to say is i hope she poses for playboy someday and gets stuck doing the Vegas circuit

[Martino]

wasn't that guy on seinfeld...
jason alexander?

short? fat? bald?

Hey, show some respect! That's Duckman you're talking about!

[Faithless]

wasn't that guy on seinfeld...
jason alexander?

short? fat? bald?

If it's the same guy, hope Jason taped a video of their honeymoon consecration. :rolleyes:

[mrazntre]

I think she did it because she couldn't hold it any longer and wanted to have sex and lose her virginity.


BWAHAHAHAHAH


I said virginity.

[mr. x]

I think she did it because she couldn't hold it any longer and wanted to have sex and lose her virginity.


BWAHAHAHAHAH


I said virginity.

she already lost it to JT. seriuosly she said so in Rolling stones i think.

[mrazntre]

BWAHAHAHAHAH


I said virginity.

[Fireblade]

read the article. It's just some dood from her childhood. A friend of hers. His name just happens to be Jason Allen Alexander.

[Faithless]

she already lost it to JT. seriuosly she said so in Rolling stones i think.

If she lost it, can she get it back?

[mrazntre]

If she lost it, can she get it back?

of course she can, like the korean girls that I know, they just go to church and then they're virgins again the following night.

[mr. x]

meh thats retarded

i mean if a guys willing to overlook the non-virgin thing then fine but dont go lying that your a virgin when your not

[Faithless]

I think she wants the continued publicity, but I think she's going about it the wrong way.

She wants to distance herself from the goodgirl image for movie deals and such.

But in the process, she's making herself look goofy.

[Fireblade]

I think she wants the continued publicity, but I think she's going about it the wrong way.

She wants to distance herself from the goodgirl image for movie deals and such.

But in the process, she's making herself look goofy.

If she wants to ditch the good girl image... she'd have to shock the world harder than Christina and Paris combined.

how?

By doing hardcore lesbian videos with Jenna Jameson!!! :biggrin:

[fresh22]

Who really gives a shit? I hope I spot her within the next month or so walking up and down the sidewalk asking guys if they are "looking for a good time."

[krome]

PR stunt - pssh, been done before (Rodman/Electra)...

Well, at least maybe Jason got some honeymoon action. Hit me baby one more time! Now, we just need a "leaked" s*x tape to complete the ad campaign.

[rice cracker]

It is done. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/britneyannul1.html

[TB4000]

I really wish she had married Jason Alexander from Seinfeld. The thought of their courtship process would be enough to bring a smile to my face.

[mr. x]

I really wish she had married Jason Alexander from Seinfeld. The thought of their courtship process would be enough to bring a smile to my face.

Jerry: "Ya marrying britney SPARS!
George: "Im marrying britney Spars!"
Jerry: "But you'd be unda so much pressure!"
Georeg: "Omg your right, i...i couldnt perform with her!"

[applehead]

It's now up to a Nevada judge to sign off on the annulment request so that Spears and Alexander can return to market.

i wish all the judges get together and decide
to not grant the annulment or give them a
divorce so that they can be stuck with
each other for the rest of their life, the
dumb idiots.

[mr. x]

i wish all the judges get together and decide
to not grant the annulment or give them a
divorce so that they can be stuck with
each other for the rest of their life, the
dumb idiots.

hell yes!

but then u know, they'd just be like "whatever, we are married, but were not so we'll "cheat" on each other but we understand u know"

[rice cracker]

i wish all the judges get together and decide
to not grant the annulment or give them a
divorce so that they can be stuck with
each other for the rest of their life, the
dumb idiots.

It would serve them right.

[Kuchana]

They did it as a joke, too which only makes it worse. Stupid.

[bluemonq]

If she wants to ditch the good girl image... she'd have to shock the world harder than Christina and Paris combined.

how?

By doing hardcore lesbian videos with Jenna Jameson!!! :biggrin:
well, if you would believe the various files discovered while my cousin was doing a kazaa on britney...

[Faithless]

Now, she wants to go celibate:
Britney Turns Celibate? (http://www.teenhollywood.com/d.asp?r=60970&cat=1027)
Pop rebel Britney Spears has given up sex as she renews her relationship with Christianity.

According to British magazine Star, the Toxic singer has vowed to remain celibate after a string of disastrous relationships and dates with Justin Timberlake, Colin Farrell, Fred Durst and her married choreographer Columbus Short.

Spears is seeing two counsellors and paying regular visits to church after her wild behavior of the past year peaked last month with her shock wedding in Las Vegas to childhood pal Jason Alexander, which was annulled 55 hours later.

A friend of Britney's says, "The last month has brought on this huge realization for Britney. She's in a mess, but she's trying as hard as she can to sort it all out.

"She has now decided to stay celibate for a while and to start going to church regularly. She is also seeing two counsellors. She knows she had to do this to get her life back in order.

"That wedding was not what a good Christian would have done and Britney knew it. Straight after the incident her mother Lynne bought her the book Conversations with God, which made her realize just how inappropriate her behavior was."
Take it for what it's worth -- it's Teen Hollywood.

[Deadpool]

Awww....poor Britney. It's not that you were a poor Christian, honey. It's cause you are a dumbass.

[mr. x]

well, if you would believe the various files discovered while my cousin was doing a kazaa on britney...

those arent real tho right? i mean they are named "britney slut porn xxx bitch lesbo hardcore" that sorta thing but its just say, jenna jameson right?

or so ive heard

seriously tho if there was a tape circulating itd be bigger news than paris hilton

[bluemonq]

yes, i was kidding. just as much - or even more - than whoever wrote up the thing on spears going celibate. anyone want to put up some wagers? oh, and god help us all if britney announces herself a born-again christian... :)

[mrazntre]

yes, i was kidding. just as much - or even more - than whoever wrote up the thing on spears going celibate. anyone want to put up some wagers? oh, and god help us all if britney announces herself a born-again christian... :)


oh c'mon man.. the next thing you're gonna tell me is that her b00bs are fake.

[mr. x]

oh c'mon man.. the next thing you're gonna tell me is that her b00bs are fake.

then she's gonna say xtianity is not for her and then she's gonna wear a "chador" :biggrin:

[Faithless]

then she's gonna say xtianity is not for her and then she's gonna wear a "chador" :biggrin:
She's stuck.

And whoever wrote that britney announces herself a born-again christian is not half wrong.

Although she's gonna look like a big hypocrite, especially when she's things like:
It's getting late
To give you up
I took a sip
From my devil's cup
Slowly
It's taking over me
Take that to church. :rolleyes:

[kitty]

oh my god. this all sounds like a desperate ploy to stay in the spotlight.