random comments, thoughts, etc.

[rice cracker]

My boss is listening to Wrex N’ Effect.

[Kuchana]

mean but accurate
women know the best way to destroy men from the inside out

Oh please. As if. :rolleyes:

[ShortNBitter]

Love seeketh only Self to please,
To bind another to its delight,
Joys in another's loss of ease,
And builds a Hell in Heaven's despite

tran·scen·den·tal·ism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (trnsn-dntl-zm)
n.
A literary and philosophical movement, associated with Ralph Waldo Emerson and Margaret Fuller, asserting the existence of an ideal spiritual reality that transcends the empirical and scientific and is knowable through intuition.

[Hiroshi2]

whats hold em?

like texas hold em?




Speaking of poker, I won two dollars playing poker in class today.

OK..................it's 10 PM so why is it still like 90 degrees outside? Our A/C broke so there's like no type of cool air whatsoever.




Looks like I'm gonna have to sleep naked tonight. Too hot for clothes.

[Emperor_Mike]

I want to go to Milan for a few days after my exam. Maybe even Salzburg. Two weeks of free time and no idea what to do with it.

[Hiroshi2]

^ Yeah flying overseas is kinda cheap nowadays, isn't it? I heard you can fly to Europe for like $300/round trip.

[Emperor_Mike]

^ Yeah flying overseas is kinda cheap nowadays, isn't it? I heard you can fly to Europe for like $300/round trip.

Well, it depends on the carrier but yeah, it's getting cheaper and cheaper. Still, you'd have to deal with stuff like finding a suitable hotel, other forms of transportation, etc. Nevertheless, it's a good time to travel.

[hooligan]

i miss ... haha, time for me to get a grip and work.

[Hiroshi2]

Here I am...................and it's like 2:08 in the morning. I just ate like four slices of Papa John's pizza. And I got nothing to do. But I can't sleep.

[nonamerasian]

I'm eating pizza, too!

"Mexican pizza."

Tastes like a weird taco.

[ShortNBitter]

life is like the term paper i am trying to write. after 4 pages, you want to slit your wrists.

[hooligan]

^ don't slit! it's better with a little nap.

[ShortNBitter]

^ oke doke! *takes several dozen sleeping pills*

[Hiroshi2]

I'm eating pizza, too!

"Mexican pizza."

Tastes like a weird taco.




Yeah Mexican pizza is alright.


What the hell do I know, all I know is the Mexican pizza they serve at Taco Bell.

I'm tired of pizza. I want to eat something else........................like pussy. j/k

[Emperor_Mike]

I have a sudden urge to purchase a pet chicken and feed it chicken strips.

[hooligan]

i want to masturbate but my roommates here, should i ask him to join me? (in a hetero way of course)

[Emperor_Mike]

i want to masturbate but my roommates here, should i ask him to join me? (in a hetero way of course)

That can be done in a hetero way? :confused:

If you ask him, he'll probably go away and leave you alone so you can play with yourself, Ben. Sounds like a plan! :biggrin:

[Hiroshi2]

That can be done in a hetero way? :confused:






Of course it can be done in a straight way. Just like you can give a dude some head................in a completely straight, heterosexual, non-gay way of course :rolleyes:



LOL ok seriously it's like 3:45 AM and I'm finally feeling sleepy. So I think it'll be goodnight for me.

[golden_buns]

A classmate just put me on a list of what's supposed to be a date auction which is supposed to raise funds for some student who needs to get a surgery done.

It's noble and all, but what troubles me is that this auction is called "Human Auction"

It just gets me the uneasy feeling that I'm getting conned into slavery

[Kuchana]

I just woke up and it's 5am.

[Hiroshi2]

I just woke up and it's almost 10:30 AM.


I had a crazy dream last night though. Bascially, I had a dream that I was at school, walking down the hallway, minding my own business, when a bird comes flying out of nowhere and pecks my eyes out. I woke up sweating and everything.

[hooligan]

8:00 am baby. refreshed and ready to tackle another week!

[John0101]

this is werid, i went to sleep at 4am, then woke up at 8am. Finished a little paper and passed out again.

[ShortNBitter]

10:17 am! Grilled Cheese Sandwich baby!!!

[nonamerasian]

Why is watching the computer defragment so interesting?

I love to stare at those little boxes.

[Hiroshi2]

OK, I'm headed out the door. I'm going to Atlanta, right now. See y'all later......................

[hooligan]

i'm going to chinatown right after i'm done with my laundry. i'm going to ask some (mostly white) people why they keep going to chinatown to view the art galleries there (that don't have anything to do with chinatown).

it's chung king court road. i'm going to write my qualitative research paper on it. : D

[Irezumi Kiss]

^ you might be able to meet one of those...ahh, whatchacallem? oh yeah..."White Girls."

heh heh

I can't decide what to get for lunch...ramen or donburi...

[bigwong235]

OK, I'm headed out the door. I'm going to Atlanta, right now. See y'all later......................

welcome to atlanta.

[nonamerasian]

Where the playas play and we ride on them things like every day.

Big beats.

Hit streets.

See gangstas roamin'.

And parties don't stop 'til eight in da mornin'.

[Emperor_Mike]

I'm getting my article on international justice and the ICC published in my uni law journal. Yay! Item three on my published works list.

[Irezumi Kiss]

If U leave her now

U'll never get another glimpse

I'm gonna lace her

With enough ice 2 recap the pole

There might be another solar eclipse

She's gonna find out

What I like in my eggs,

My bathwater

And how a brutha likes to be touched

I am gonna put her on

The same diet Missy went on

U know she eats 2 much

[annie]

if youre bored... get out of the crimson room then the viridian room
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/crimsonroom.html
http://www.fasco-cs.com/works/viridian/index_e.html

[Hiroshi2]

Where the playas play and we ride on them things like every day.

Big beats.

Hit streets.

See gangstas roamin'.

And parties don't stop 'til eight in da mornin'.





Yep, I just got back a few minutes ago, and I saw all of that. Lil Jon walking down the street like he own the city (cause he does). I saw dudes get shot and stuff like it wasn't no thang and then everybody hit the club (Magic City of course) and got crunk and somebody got dey head bus'.




Nah, just playing. But seriously yeah I just got back. Going to the ATL was a Mother's Day present of sorts, my mom got some jewelry (a ring) and a purse (that was expensive, I'm sure). We hit up Perimeter Mall, my favorite one in ATL (not as expensive as Lennox but not ghetto like South DeKalb).

That was fun. But now I'm just a bit tired.

[tvbdude]

stupid mouse climbed up the wires and crawled around my vcr and ps2

[hooligan]

i'm still trying to masturbate away the month of may. i'm getting tired. who wants to help!?

[ShortNBitter]

Where the playas play and we ride on them things like every day.

Big beats.

Hit streets.

See gangstas roamin'.

And parties don't stop 'til eight in da mornin'.

speaking of which its 5:43 AM and this LAn party still ahstn stopepd yet WAhhoo Grab your BAWLZ and run!

[golden_buns]

i'm still trying to masturbate away the month of may. i'm getting tired. who wants to help!?


* Raises hands *

[Bhodi_Li]

Fuck this shit.

[ShortNBitter]

I finally went to sleep @ 6... now its 11:30 and my eyes burn. Damn you BAWLZ damn you!!!

speaking of which, I can't find my new bottle of BAWLZ. what hte ufck WHERE IS IT!?!? I NEED CAFFIIENENEENENMEN

!!!!!!

[mr. x]

I just woke up and it's almost 10:30 AM.


I had a crazy dream last night though. Bascially, I had a dream that I was at school, walking down the hallway, minding my own business, when a bird comes flying out of nowhere and pecks my eyes out. I woke up sweating and everything.

oh man it wasnt school but i had a dream where i was out in like the outback (maybe not australia per se but u get the setting) and this huge snake, maybe not like anaconda big but like think of a huge rattlesnake and basically it stood up and moved at like several miles an hour and tried to strike me

oh man i woke like freaked out

^ you might be able to meet one of those...ahh, whatchacallem? oh yeah..."White Girls."


did someone say....white girls? yeah yeah its chicks i know

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Comedy/White_Chicks/whitechicks2.jpg

[ShortNBitter]

696969

[Hiroshi2]

Oh man I've been gone all day. Around noon, I went back to that Japanese church, and there were a couple of Koreans there too. I tried kimchee for the first time, I loved it. One of the Koreans dudes there, he was real cool. He's a cop and he was married to one of the Japanese women there, he was kinda buff. All of the Koreans spoke perfect Japanese. One of the Japanese dudes there asked me about my 'fro and was like, "how do you get it like to be LIKE that". I laughed and just told him that's how it grew, that if I didn't cut, that's how it would grow.

Oh yeah, and there was this one girl there, she was like 18 or 19, she was from Yokohama and she looked good. I know people stereotype asian girls as being skinny, but she was thick. I didn't have the balls to do anything more than say hello though, besides that, my mama was there and it was supposed to be a Mother's Day celebration.


After that, me and my mom went to the mall and walked our asses off. There was one thing she didn't get yesterday, it was a special perfume made by a Japanese company (Zen perfume) that supposedly only two stores in Alabama carry, which is why we had to go all the way out the 'burbs.


All in all, it's been a long day. And it's still 90 degrees outside and hot as hell.

[ShortNBitter]

im gonna download Juicy right now lol

[qtpah2ie]

* Raises hands *


:eek: oh boi...do you know what you're getting yourself into!!

[hooligan]

^ you're just jealous : P

[ShortNBitter]

basically i have a term paper thats supposed to be 1500-2000 words, MAX.

i am 2/5 done with it and i have 3614 words.

fucking aye...

[Bhodi_Li]

Why is watching the computer defragment so interesting?

I love to stare at those little boxes.LOL, me too!

Why is Jen's computer always needing work?

[qtpah2ie]

^ you're just jealous : P


jealous?! ha! of what?!

[hooligan]

jealous?! ha! of what?!
: (

[qtpah2ie]

: (


oh go cry me a river...



hehe kidding kidding!
oh ben oh ben! <3
you know i think you're awesome!

[hooligan]

oh go cry me a river...



hehe kidding kidding!
oh ben oh ben! <3
you know i think you're awesome!
HAHA jess, kiss my ass. : P : D

<3

[qtpah2ie]

HAHA jess, kiss my ass. : P : D

<3


t('-'o)t

oh shaddupp :mad:

[Kuchana]

t('-'o)t

oh shaddupp :mad:

now now be nice people:)

[Emperor_Mike]

I've got mail! Real mail! And it's not a bill! I never received letters that aren't bills or promos!

[qtpah2ie]

some fuckers ripped off our picture that used to be on the wall in front of the elevator
[...and i was gonna take it down near the end of the year and put it in my journal too]
hmm..i wonder who did it .......
suspect #1: korean bitch *midget*
suspects #2: white trash next door

do they wanna die? do they?! do they?!?!?! :mad:

[Kuchana]

some fuckers ripped off our picture that used to be on the wall in front of the elevator
[...and i was gonna take it down near the end of the year and put it in my journal too]
hmm..i wonder who did it .......
suspect #1: korean bitch *midget*
suspects #2: white trash next door

do they wanna die? do they?! do they?!?!?! :mad:

could it be?..........ben perhaps? kiddin! :tongue:

[Emperor_Mike]

some fuckers ripped off our picture that used to be on the wall in front of the elevator
[...and i was gonna take it down near the end of the year and put it in my journal too]
hmm..i wonder who did it .......
suspect #1: korean bitch *midget*
suspects #2: white trash next door

do they wanna die? do they?! do they?!?!?! :mad:

You know, the best way to deal with unruly corridor/dorm mates is to manufacture chlorine gas in a chem lab, bottle it, and pump the product into the offending party's room.

Just for kicks.

And the death and subsequent long term imprisonment for murder.


P.S. False alarm. The letter was a promo. Sigh.

[qtpah2ie]

could it be?..........ben perhaps? kiddin! :tongue:


puhahaha!
hmm...come to think of it..
suspect #3: :eek: ben!!

[Faithless]

Emporer_Mike:

Was your old avatar really doing this?

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~sspellma/yay.gif

[Emperor_Mike]

Emporer_Mike:

Was your old avatar really doing this?

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~sspellma/yay.gif

No, but I just might want to steal that from the person you stole that from.

[Hiroshi2]

I feel so lovey-duvy today.

[Emperor_Mike]

I feel so lovey-duvy today.

Really? Cuz I feel like blowing up the world today.

[Hiroshi2]

Really? Cuz I feel like blowing up the world today.




Somebody needs a hug..............






http://pbskids.org/barney/children/music/images/upisup.jpg






Yay for Mikey! Come on, let's play!

[mr. x]

some fuckers ripped off our picture that used to be on the wall in front of the elevator
[...and i was gonna take it down near the end of the year and put it in my journal too]
hmm..i wonder who did it .......
suspect #1: korean bitch *midget*
suspects #2: white trash next door

do they wanna die? do they?! do they?!?!?! :mad:

why would they hate u?

and white trash go to UCLA?

[moJo]

and white trash go to UCLA?
why not?

i hate taking the bus. i don't mind the subway, but the bus sucks ass. just one more month...

[Hiroshi2]

Some annoying little bastard calling from the 215 area code keeps calling me. I never pick up the phone, but it's nobody I know, so just shut up!

[Emperor_Mike]

Somebody needs a hug..............






http://pbskids.org/barney/children/music/images/upisup.jpg






Yay for Mikey! Come on, let's play!

Barney's either a Tyrannosaurus Rex or Allosaurus, which means instead of playing with kids he ought to be eating them. Damn PBS and their misleading programs. Deceptive practises I tell you.

[Hiroshi2]

Barney's either a Tyrannosaurus Rex or Allosaurus, which means instead of playing with kids he ought to be eating them. Damn PBS and their misleading programs. Deceptive practises I tell you.



No, because dinosaurs died 65 million years ago, silly :wink:



I can get technical, too. I see you will need further treatment. Or maybe some porn. Or a Snickers bar.

[Kuchana]

Somebody needs a hug..............






http://pbskids.org/barney/children/music/images/upisup.jpg






Yay for Mikey! Come on, let's play!


alrite. that's going too far. if there's anything i have a distaste for, it's barney. prepare to feel my wrath :mad: :tongue:

[hooligan]

puhahaha!
hmm...come to think of it..
suspect #3: :eek: ben!!
please, i have no time for your games. : P

it's probably option number 2. option number 1 just ignores stuff.

[TB4000]

Just finished drinking some apple juice from the bottle and some of it spilled on my chest and the little hairs are sticking together, which hurts. I need to get a washcloth.

[Emperor_Mike]

No, because dinosaurs died 65 million years ago, silly :wink:



I can get technical, too. I see you will need further treatment. Or maybe some porn. Or a Snickers bar.

The last time I checked being dead is no excuse for not eating your daily dose of children. And I can use a Snickers bar right about now. That or a good fuck. I don't know. It's all interchangeable with me at this point in time.

[Tao]

please, i have no time for your games. : P

it's probably option number 2. option number 1 just ignores stuff.
cat fight!!

[Hiroshi2]

The last time I checked being dead is no excuse for not eating your daily dose of children. And I can use a Snickers bar right about now. That or a good fuck. I don't know. It's all interchangeable with me at this point in time.





Eat a Snickers bar. You can't catch something nasty with those. Plus it tastes better than pussy.



I'm horny, btw.

[Tao]

I'm horny, btw.
what else is new

[Hiroshi2]

Well, see, I like thick, light-skinned girls. And every thick light-skinned girl in Birmingham was walking around with a halter top, short skirt and flip-flops today cause it was so hot and muggy.



I really do feel like a kid in a candy store.

[Tao]

Well, see, I like thick, light-skinned girls. And every thick light-skinned girl in Birmingham was walking around with a halter top, short skirt and flip-flops today cause it was so hot and muggy.



I really do feel like a kid in a candy store.
you mean fat white chicks? yeah ok...umm...i guess america is perfect for that.

[Hiroshi2]

you mean fat white chicks? yeah ok...umm...i guess america is perfect for that.





No, I mean fat light-skinned black girls. Fat Latinas will work, too.

[Tao]

No, I mean fat light-skinned black girls. Fat Latinas will work, too.
wow....yeah that is like being a kid in a candy store

[Kuchana]

Eat a Snickers bar. You can't catch something nasty with those. Plus it tastes better than pussy.



I'm horny, btw.

ack. tmi! tmi! :) :redface:

[BaiginLong]

it's funny how your own advice comes back to haunt you hahaha
thanx Emperor Mike II
I'll see what I can do

[Hiroshi2]

wow....yeah that is like being a kid in a candy store




LOL I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

[hooligan]

my friend just burnt me the blue scholars CD, it is pretty damn good. : D

[Adaon]

alrite. that's going too far. if there's anything i have a distaste for, it's barney. prepare to feel my wrath :mad: :tongue:
as long as wrath includes chains, whips and leather, count me in :eek: :wink: :redface: :rolleyes: :biggrin: :tongue:

[ShortNBitter]

as long as wrath includes chains, whips and leather, count me in :eek: :wink: :redface: :rolleyes: :biggrin: :tongue:

man we can turn anything perverted

[BigLew]

I drank so much I blacked out about 4 hours of waking activity. Hasn't happened since my NAVY days, scary.

[Irezumi Kiss]

man we can turn anything perverted
Or pervert anything turned

:biggrin:

[Hiroshi2]

I love girls in high heels.

[ShortNBitter]

^ pornstars know that haha

haha the "if your vagina or penis could talk" thread got closed :sadface:

glad i could serve the cause hooligan!

[Hiroshi2]

OK, let me repeat - I LOVE girls in high heels. I guess you could call it a fetish.

[nonamerasian]

I've created two elementary school Maya Angelou*philiacs.

The little one can recite almost all of I Rise with just a little coaching.

I'm such a proud tanti.

[ShortNBitter]

^her poetry is so fuckin powerful. my god.

[Hiroshi2]

I've created two elementary school Maya Angelou*philiacs.

The little one can recite almost all of I Rise with just a little coaching.

I'm such a proud tanti.






I forgot the name of it, but the one talking about the way a proud woman walks, shaking her hips, and swaying her hair or something like that..............that's my favorite. I like confident women like that.

[Kuchana]

I forgot the name of it, but the one talking about the way a proud woman walks, shaking her hips, and swaying her hair or something like that..............that's my favorite. I like confident women like that.

Ohhh...I love that one, too:)


Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman

Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I love girls in high heels.

i hate high heels! freaking pain in the butt:P:)

[Hiroshi2]

Yeah that's it, "Phenominal Woman". Even though you know I'm such a manly man, I can still appreciate it.



i hate high heels! freaking pain in the butt:P:)


Yeah I heard they're a pain to wear, but I still like looking at 'em.

[nonamerasian]

I love that poem!

I haven't heard it in forever.

[ShortNBitter]

ShortNBitter: do u play?
ch___et: guitar?
ch___et: nope
ch___et: want to learn though
ShortNBitter: cool
ShortNBitter: its good to have goals leslie
ShortNBitter: if i were to start all over again id have goals
ShortNBitter: yeah goals are good
ch___et: lol
ch___et: good job dan
ShortNBitter: lol
ShortNBitter: haha

[amietron]

my TA just e-mailed me back that i got top 3 grades for the midterm. pwnage. :biggrin:

[moJo]

i sat next to helen zia at a fundraising event tonight. that was really cool. unfortunately, i didn't make use of that time, i didn't get to talk to her.

[Emperor_Mike]

Today was horrifying. I'm not going to read or watch the news for the next few days.

[Kuchana]

Today was horrifying. I'm not going to read or watch the news for the next few days.

The beheading I take it?

[hooligan]

i sat next to helen zia at a fundraising event tonight. that was really cool. unfortunately, i didn't make use of that time, i didn't get to talk to her.
uh. UH! : ( : P lucky!

[Emperor_Mike]

The beheading I take it?

That and a slew of other things. There was also a story about mute children being abused by nuns on CNN this afternoon. Sigh. Terrible stuff.

[moJo]

uh. UH!
eh? somethin stuck in your throat, ben? :p

[Kuchana]

That and a slew of other things. There was also a story about mute children being abused by nuns on CNN this afternoon. Sigh. Terrible stuff.

Just turn off the t.v. and read a good book.

[hooligan]

eh? somethin stuck in your throat, ben? :p
your tongue?

i hate waiting for responses on aim or other messanger programs. : |

[ShortNBitter]

new computers for my webdesign class!!!! they are awesome possum!!

[nonamerasian]

*steps on spider*

There, there...err, why is the fugker still moving?! :eek:

I finally got it today!

*pops champagne bottle in celebration*

I'm out of bug spray because of that thing. I liberally sprayed it almost everytime I saw it.

Stepped on it twice this morning and it was still moving!

I've named him Hercules.

[TB4000]

I finally got it today!

*pops champagne bottle in celebration*

I'm out of bug spray because of that thing. I liberally sprayed it almost everytime I saw it.

Stepped on it twice this morning and it was still moving!

I've named him Hercules.
Girl, you need to call old boy with the giant spray hose and that toxic crap that kills all living beings.

[amietron]

I finally got it today!

*pops champagne bottle in celebration*

I'm out of bug spray because of that thing. I liberally sprayed it almost everytime I saw it.

Stepped on it twice this morning and it was still moving!

I've named him Hercules.
yeah, get the area around your house sprayed or something. i hate bugs. ew.

[ShortNBitter]

haha today in school we had a play about AIDS called Secrets performed. it was funny... and yet i found the male asian actor playing both the gay guy, the un-understanding father, and some guy that tried to do karate moves on mostiquots cuz he thinks they carry the virus strand of HIV. the other roles were one white female actor, two black actors-- one male one female, and one mexican actor-- female.

it wasnt like even really offensive... and i was only slightly miffed. i guess it was alright...

lol at the end when we were allowed to ask questions one guy asked one of the actors to sr ball.

speaking of which~ im going w00t !

[Tao]

ah.....just finished the last of my finals today.....for some reason i feel empty now

what purpose could there be to life besides tests?

[Made in China]

DAMN! This thread is HUGE! =-O

[BaiginLong]

I finally got it today!

*pops champagne bottle in celebration*

I'm out of bug spray because of that thing. I liberally sprayed it almost everytime I saw it.

Stepped on it twice this morning and it was still moving!

I've named him Hercules.watch two of them show up all of a sudden
they're like those beasties from hellboy I tell ya

oh yeah and the beheading video...... :mad:

[ShortNBitter]

man i am sucha procrastinating punkass !

[BaiginLong]

man i am sucha procrastinating punkass !why don't we talk about your performance on Gunbound instead? :biggrin: :tongue:

[ShortNBitter]

why don't we talk about your performance on Gunbound instead? :biggrin: :tongue:

im telling yu man! i am only bad whne i play with you!!!

ur a curse!@!

[Hiroshi2]

One year till I graduate high school. And I still have no idea what I'm gonna do with my life, and everybody keeps reminding me of that.

[robotic]

exams -_- soon...

[Kuchana]

The smell of sardines runs rampent.

[Hiroshi2]

It's 3 AM and I have no intentions of going to sleep (I have to wake up at 6).

[hooligan]

i guess both of us won't see how much we really haven't changed with each other. that's going to be the way it is with me and my ex. i'm in no mood or position to try to validate or make her feel better.

she tells me i haven't changed one bit (i agree), she hasn't changed either. her mark: to be perpetually late to absolutely everything that we do. it's just plain irritating.

[BigLew]

I've been trying to go to sleep realy bad lately there are to many insomniacs on YW.

[amietron]

I've been trying to go to sleep realy bad lately there are to many insomniacs on YW.
what're you talking about? there are a lack of insomniacs! nobody's posting. it seems like it's just me, me, me and me.

[Bhodi_Li]

what're you talking about? there are a lack of insomniacs! nobody's posting. it seems like it's just me, me, me and me.always about you isn't it?

[BigLew]

hehe

[Hiroshi2]

what're you talking about? there are a lack of insomniacs! nobody's posting. it seems like it's just me, me, me and me.




I felt the same way, that's why I logged off.



I see you posted that at 5 AM. I was knocked out by then, I got sleepy around 4.

[qtpah2ie]

I felt the same way, that's why I logged off.



I see you posted that at 5 AM. I was knocked out by then, I got sleepy around 4.


so u went to sleep @ 4am?!?!
then what are you doing posting @ 6:34am for/!?!??!
beejeezuss!

[Hiroshi2]

so u went to sleep @ 4am?!?!
then what are you doing posting @ 6:34am for/!?!??!
beejeezuss!





Who posted at 6:34 am? :confused:

[Hiroshi2]

Oh wait a minute, I figured out what it is now. I posted at 8:34 AM and since you're obviously 2 hours behind me, you thought I posted at 6:34. You must be on the West Coast. :smile:

[Irezumi Kiss]

Warm weather is so beautiful...

...and so are the women outside walking around in the warm weather...

...oh..my heart...!

[hooligan]

it's starting to be a struggle. ... just to stay awake. : P

[Kuchana]

I've been trying to go to sleep realy bad lately there are to many insomniacs on YW.

oh stop rationlizing!:P

and ben it's almost 1pm!:P

[Hiroshi2]

Warm weather is so beautiful...

...and so are the women outside walking around in the warm weather...

...oh..my heart...!



Yep. Except it rained hard as hell all day and I almost passed out cause it was so hot and muggy out today. It felt like a jungle.

[ShortNBitter]

damn my SAT"s scores sucked ass >.<

[Hiroshi2]

What did you make?

[ShortNBitter]

^ oops sorry :)

Literature 600 (percentile = 49)
Math Level 1 650 (percentile = 67)
Writing 640 (percentile = 62)

[hooligan]

congrats, they're still good scores : )

[Hiroshi2]

I knew today was gonna be a horrible day, so I left school at 9:30 AM and hung out everywhere. Went out the suburbs to the mall. Had lunch, then literally drove all around town at about 90-100 mph. Now I'm sitting at the library downtown cause I can't go home yet (Mom's still there). Sigh.

[Irezumi Kiss]

I knew today was gonna be a horrible day, so I left school at 9:30 AM and hung out everywhere. Went out the suburbs to the mall. Had lunch, then literally drove all around town at about 90-100 mph. Now I'm sitting at the library downtown cause I can't go home yet (Mom's still there). Sigh.
Why can't you go home because of her? It's not school day, is it? Are you supposed to be doing something else?

[Hiroshi2]

Why can't you go home because of her? It's not school day, is it? Are you supposed to be doing something else?




Today is Friday, why wouldn't it be a school day?




Let's see, it's 10 after 3. I'm supposed to be in English class right now.

[BigLew]

im runnin on empty right now

[Irezumi Kiss]

Today is Friday, why wouldn't it be a school day?
Ha ha ha...you sure didn't SEEM troubled by playing hooky today...

I left school at 9:30 AM and hung out everywhere. Went out the suburbs to the mall. Had lunch, then literally drove all around town at about 90-100 mph. Now I'm sitting at the library downtown cause I can't go home yet (Mom's still there). Sigh.
After doing all that, instead of doing what Jesus would do, why would you wanna go home NOW?

:tongue:

[John0101]

I tired jerking off and then I just stopped because I didnt want to pull anything.

[Hiroshi2]

Ha ha ha...you sure didn't SEEM troubled by playing hooky today...


After doing all that, instead of doing what Jesus would do, why would you wanna go home NOW?

:tongue:



Well, home is exactly where I'm at now - home. Mama never knew the difference, plus I feel better for some reason :tongue:



I drove all around town, wasting gas money. That was so stupid. Do you know I paid $1.85 for fucking 87-octane gas????

[nonamerasian]

I've been noticing many Blacks on commercials lately.

No longer mainly tokens. Not typically stereotypical.

But Blacks in a family setting. Of various tones.

I think the industry is changing.

[Hiroshi2]

I've been noticing many Blacks on commercials lately.

No longer mainly tokens. Not typically stereotypical.

But Blacks in a family setting. Of various tones.

I think the industry is changing.




Mostly on BET, right?



Like I notice every company will put out a commerical, then they'll put out a "black" version. Like Ford's F150 pickup. On the regular, "white" version they'll show a white dude in a cowboy hat singing country music talking about his Ford pickup. And then on the "black" version (most often seen on BET or during any black program on TV) they'll show the commercial with the black dude driving through New York or wherever in the exact same F150 pickup, smiling and stuff and with the black announcer saying, "Is there something about a pickup that reminds you of a MAN and his strength?", etc. It's funny to me.

[nonamerasian]

Ha. I AM watching BET, lol.

[qtpah2ie]

i have a sudden urge to smoke hukkah

[moJo]

I drove all around town, wasting gas money. That was so stupid. Do you know I paid $1.85 for fucking 87-octane gas????
not that i should compare, but hell, why not. :smile: i paid $2.29 for 87-octane yesterday. i hate this!

i have a sudden urge to smoke hukkah
none of my friends would ever go with me, in college.

do you hit up one of the two (or is there more now) in westwood? :tongue:

[Hiroshi2]

not that i should compare, but hell, why not. :smile: i paid $2.29 for 87-octane yesterday. i hate this!






I bet you live in Cali, don't you?


Last summer, cheap ass, 87-octane gas cost like $1.25/ gallon. And now it's $1.85 (actually, the most expensive I saw was $1.89, plus I saw $2.09 for premium gas. I've never seen gas anywhere near $2/ gallon in Alabama, NEVER).

[moJo]

I bet you live in Cali, don't you?


Last summer, cheap ass, 87-octane gas cost like $1.25/ gallon. And now it's $1.85 (actually, the most expensive I saw was $1.89, plus I saw $2.09 for premium gas. I've never seen gas anywhere near $2/ gallon in Alabama, NEVER).
yeah i do. i wonder when this will stop, everywhere in the country...

okie this NY-Det game needs to hurry up and finish already.

[qtpah2ie]

not that i should compare, but hell, why not. :smile: i paid $2.29 for 87-octane yesterday. i hate this!


none of my friends would ever go with me, in college.

do you hit up one of the two (or is there more now) in westwood? :tongue:


i dont go smoke often. only when my friend from sd comes up to LA cause his friend works there :O) plus, i deserve a break...this past week's been horrible :O( and yup..still the same 'ld two hukkah places in westwood :tongue:

[moJo]

yeah i do. i wonder when this will stop, everywhere in the country...

okie this NY-Det game needs to hurry up and finish already.
whoops. i meant NJ. and did i jinx it or what. what the hell. triple OT.

[mrazntre]

Ha. I AM watching BET, lol.


wait a second here..

there are BLACK people on BET?

what the hell is this world going to.... ?

[Kuchana]

I like watching UPN's Eve, Half and Half, and I forget what other show but they're funny as heck:)

I sent my daddy an early father's day present. yayyy:)

[nonamerasian]

wait a second here..

there are BLACK people on BET?

what the hell is this world going to.... ?

Whateva.

There is a new trend in the commercials.

[Hiroshi2]

Hey do y'all think this looks like a Confederate flag -



http://www.ordercellphone.com/6340-design18.html



I want this custom faceplate for my cell phone (I saw it at the mall yesterday) but now that I think about it, it doesn't really look like a British flag like I thought at first. It looks like a Rebel flag. Would you think that?

[mrazntre]

that looks dixie to me.

i wouldn't roll wit dat, btw the UK one is red with white outline and blue background.

[Hiroshi2]

What about this one (not my phone, this is for the 3560 and 3595 phones, mine's is a 6340):


http://store2.yimg.com/I/hologramsbooster_1792_690023



Or are you talking about this? This looks more like it (again, not available on my phone, but the 8290 phone) -



http://best-cell-phone-case.com/images/8290_unionjack.jpeg

[John0101]

its so goddamn fucken hot

[mr. x]

i thought blacks in general stay away from the stars and bars

[Irezumi Kiss]

^ I dunno about the stars, but THIS Black person sho' don't mind the BARS...

heh heh

[mr. x]

^ I dunno about the stars, but THIS Black person sho' don't mind the BARS...

heh heh

why not? dont tell me you wouldnt lay one on catherine zeta jones

rimshot!

[mrazntre]

yeah, the second link is the UK union jack.

[Hiroshi2]

yeah, the second link is the UK union jack.




The second link or the pic I actually posted?



Anyway, I like the blue background better anyway, but I don't think it's available on my phone. It's a fucking brick anyway, I want a flip phone.

[Hiroshi2]

This gay club keeps calling me and "getting the wrong number". What the hell is that supposed to mean.

[Hiroshi2]

Oh shit good thing I read that cause I had totally forgot!



10:30 PM and the game's only in the second quarter. Damn you West Coast time zone, I have to get up early tommorrow!

[bigwong235]

quail lodge? you yuppie.

all the days are starting to blur together into one long superday.

[Hiroshi2]

Why was Samuel L. Jackson wearing a skirt (or kilt, or whatever) in that movie Formula 51?

[BaiginLong]

Shopping for good used car is stressful.

[mr. x]

Why was Samuel L. Jackson wearing a skirt (or kilt, or whatever) in that movie Formula 51?

doesnt it take place in the UK?

This gay club keeps calling me and "getting the wrong number". What the hell is that supposed to mean.
if u ask me it sounds like a prank call

ljasldfkjasldkjfewoiruwe

this is so fucking tight. im at quail lodge in carmel....ON WIRELESS!!!!!!!!!


love,
prof. frink

do u have any idea how many Elbonians had to die for you quail lodge bourgeoie pig?

[TB4000]

Watching Megas XLR on cartoon network.

[hooligan]

let's burn it down and rebuild it again.

[Hiroshi2]

doesnt it take place in the UK?




So? It doesn't mean he has to wear a skirt. In the movie, his name is "McElroy" though, maybe he's trying to reclaim his Scottish heritage.


if u ask me it sounds like a prank call




Why would they prank call me? I think somebody gay has a phone number very close to mine. When I call them back, they always say, "oh we must've got the wrong number". Plus they're always playing bad music loud in the background. I know exactly where their club is, they better not be prank calling me.

[qtpah2ie]

went to a(n) persian/egyptian club [aladdin] last night for the first time
omg. it was soooo much funn!!! :D

[Emperor_Mike]

I have an exam today. I want to cry.

[robotic]

i didn't go to school today >_<!!

[rice cracker]

I'm finding it difficult to keep my eyes open.

Also, as the day carries on my skin is getting oilier/flakier and my hair frizzier. I'm a human barometric pressure meter-type thing.

[tommyhtown]

I wonder how it would feel to switch from wearing my usual underpant to a pair of thongs to work. Would it make me feel sexy? Would other people think I am sexier even though they don't know, just like those people in viagra commercial? Or would it be uncomfortable as heck?

[moJo]

I wonder how it would feel to switch from wearing my usual underpant to a pair of thongs to work. Would it make me feel sexy? Would other people think I am sexier even though they don't know, just like those people in viagra commercial? Or would it be uncomfortable as heck?
depends on how much you like touching your own ass. cuz you'll be picking that shit for most of the day. :tongue:

i hate thongs!

[bigwong235]

delirious! whoopee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hiroshi2]

I have to write like 50 poems for an English project by next week. My teacher got us writing *ugh* love poems. I'm not in the mood to write a fucking love poem.

[Kuchana]

I have to write like 50 poems for an English project by next week. My teacher got us writing *ugh* love poems. I'm not in the mood to write a fucking love poem.

You can practice on me then *bats her eyelashes* LOL j/k :biggrin: I'm a sucker for sappy poems I'll have you note hehe

[mr. x]

I have to write like 50 poems for an English project by next week. My teacher got us writing *ugh* love poems. I'm not in the mood to write a fucking love poem.

when it comes to poems of love
people tend to think of a dove
but when it comes to poems of sex
look no further than me, mr. x
tell em, "up your ass, these poems you can shove"

You can practice on me then *bats her eyelashes* LOL j/k :biggrin: I'm a sucker for sappy poems I'll have you note hehe

Kuchana has a weakness for the sappy
These love poems always make her happy
She bats her eyelash
throws your poem in the trash
and says "that last one was really just crappy"

[Hiroshi2]

when it comes to poems of love
people tend to think of a dove
but when it comes to poems of sex
look no further than me, mr. x
tell em, "up your ass, these poems you can shove"







That's some tight ass shit, dude.

[mr. x]

The girl who rejected me is an ingrate
ill not write poems of love, but one of hate
She's not that great of a lass
she's a lil big in the ass
I guess ill go home alone and masticate

[Hiroshi2]

You know what's stupid? My school. They're keeping us locked outside (literally) until school starts at 8:30 AM because they've caught too many people fucking in the hallways or whatever before school. And because too many freshman have been getting jumped. So now there's like 700 kids standing outside of our school every morning just doing, yet they claim it's for our safety. WTF?

The girl who rejected me is an ingrate
ill not write poems of love, but one of hate
She's not that great of a lass
she's a lil big in the ass
I guess ill go home alone and masticate




Yep. I can relate. Though I don't ever hate a girl just cause she didn't like me back, I usually just end up feeling heartbroken :frown:

[mr. x]

this is an ode to Alabama
hiroshi, his friends and his gramma
It may be full of hicks
and manly looking chicks
but damn southern gals look good in pajamas

You know what's stupid? My school. They're keeping us locked outside (literally) until school starts at 8:30 AM because they've caught too many people fucking in the hallways or whatever before school. And because too many freshman have been getting jumped. So now there's like 700 kids standing outside of our school every morning just doing, yet they claim it's for our safety. WTF?

Yep. I can relate. Though I don't ever hate a girl just cause she didn't like me back, I usually just end up feeling heartbroken :frown:

wow, i dont understand it, why do kids in ghetto schools fuck in the staircases and stuff, i mean do they like that element of possibly being caught? i mean i sure as hell dont want people watching me.

this isnt written by me, but its a poem thats all over the internet

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitly the most annoying day of the year

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass!

I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak And wear only black for the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade For all they are doing is trying to get laid

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit Because I think love is a crock and so full of shit.

So here's my story...what else can I say? Love bites my ass...Fuck Valentines Day!

[Kuchana]

Kuchana has a weakness for the sappy
These love poems always make her happy
She bats her eyelash
throws your poem in the trash
and says "that last one was really just crappy"

*applauds* My heartfelt gratitude :biggrin:

You know what's stupid? My school. They're keeping us locked outside (literally) until school starts at 8:30 AM because they've caught too many people fucking in the hallways or whatever before school. And because too many freshman have been getting jumped. So now there's like 700 kids standing outside of our school every morning just doing, yet they claim it's for our safety. WTF?

say what?? people actually do that??? :eek:

[rice cracker]

Some fucking asswipe AIMed me just to inform me of what evil sellout cunts all Asian women are and how our interracial relationships (that we all either have or aspire to) are ruining their lives. Thanks. Now I know. Fuckwit.

I get all the fucking creeps.

[kimpossible]

Some fucking asswipe AIMed me just to inform me of what evil sellout cunts all Asian women are and how our interracial relationships (that we all either have or aspire to) are ruining their lives. Thanks. Now I know. Fuckwit.

I get all the fucking creeps.


Oh that was me. I should have identified myself.

[rice cracker]

Oh that was me. I should have identified myself.

ROAR!

:tongue:

[nonamerasian]

Those stickon nipple thingies some women wear when they can't wear a bra with an outfit, what are they called?

I was looking at a few in a store some time ago. One of the varieties said flesh colored or natural colored.

The stickon nipple thingies that I don't know the name of were a pale slightly burnt white. I'm a middle brown.

:rolleyes:

[TB4000]

Those stickon nipple thingies some women wear when they can't wear a bra with an outfit, what are they called?

I was looking at a few in a store some time ago. One of the varieties said flesh colored or natural colored.

The stickon nipple thingies that I don't know the name of were a pale slightly burnt white. I'm a middle brown.

:rolleyes:
Really? I had u pegged as a somewhat creamy caramel tan...go figure.

[tommyhtown]

I am poststalking frink.

[Hiroshi2]

*applauds* My heartfelt gratitude :biggrin:



say what?? people actually do that??? :eek:




Let me be more specific - they use the emergency staircase that nobody hardly goes to. Plus, since our school is like 75 years old, it's one of those old brick buildings that has tons of hidden places perfect for.......................well, procreating.



I personally caught two seniors fucking in that emergency staircase when I was in 9th grade. The look on their faces was like, "whoa". I just kept on walking and said "don't mind me". She was getting ready to give dude head and everything, LOL.


LOL @ the manly looking chicks. But man you should've seen the girls in Nebraska. They were fugly.

[Fireblade]

honey mustard and oninon pieces are the shiznit.

love,
prof. frink

Damn u. Now I'm hungry. But I'm out of money. So the vending machine taunts me with those honey mustard and onion pieces! Gaaaaah!!!

*tries not to think of food* :frown:

[nonamerasian]

Lum's sig.: "you know you're a P.I. when you eat rice/breadfruit/taro for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Not to mention, dessert too.."

I was a P.I. child!

(we called taro dasheens, at least I think taro is a dasheen)

[Hiroshi2]

I'm so glad we have a random thread where we can just say random stuff.

[>:^|]

The girl who rejected me is an ingrate
ill not write poems of love, but one of hate
She's not that great of a lass
she's a lil big in the ass
I guess ill go home alone and masticate

I bow my head in homage to the master
He's writing limericks now quicker and faster.
And he likes to goad women, he's the master baiter
And the infamous Kelly Hu hater
Who will soon bring her to certain disaster.

[nonamerasian]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040517/thumb.sge.rbs15.170504173803.photo00.default-262x397.jpg

She must not know about the stick-on nipple thingies.

Brave soul.

[Kuchana]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040517/thumb.sge.rbs15.170504173803.photo00.default-262x397.jpg

She must not know about the stick-on nipple thingies.

Brave soul.

Ewww..that's disgusting. Is that Deborah Gibson?

[Faithless]

I'm so glad we have a random thread where we can just say random stuff.
Really:

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits!

(Complete with Wikipedia definitions!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words ) :rolleyes:

[Hiroshi2]

My Chemistry teacher scratches herself in class. That shit is so nasty.



And I hope they catch somebody fucking outside on the grass so they can just bring us back inside before school.

[Emperor_Mike]

Really:

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits!

(Complete with Wikipedia definitions!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words ) :rolleyes:

Oh, oh, educational link of the day. Time to share with the kiddies!

Right now I have this urge to hop on a train, go to London, and buy as much as I can.

[TB4000]

I am Sofa King We Todd Ed.

Can't believe I fell for that one.

[Tao]

Really:

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits!

(Complete with Wikipedia definitions!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words ) :rolleyes:
carlin is the man

[Emperor_Mike]

I am Sofa King We Todd Ed.

Can't believe I fell for that one.

Didn't catch on, eh? When you see "Sofa" and "King" it's time to beat the other person who's trying to hoist this shit on you into a bloody unrecognisable pulp. :biggrin:

[Kuchana]

Didn't catch on, eh? When you see "Sofa" and "King" it's time to beat the other person who's trying to hoist this shit on you into a bloody unrecognisable pulp. :biggrin:

Eh? Where have you been of late?

[nonamerasian]

Ewww..that's disgusting. Is that Deborah Gibson?

Senator Kerry's daughter.

[Irezumi Kiss]

Life, a can of beer and the mayonnaise jar!
When things in your life seem almost to much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar........and the beer.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want youth recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things-your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions-things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. "The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else-the small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. There will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. "Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."

[Oblivious]

i wish i could swim in a pool filled with Skittles.
that way, i won't be afraid of the deep end. :wink:

[Faithless]

Man! Even the front page of the forums aint work safe viewing, what with "Vagina Juice" showing up on it from time to time. Figuratively.

[Hiroshi2]

Life, a can of beer and the mayonnaise jar!
When things in your life seem almost to much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar........and the beer.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want youth recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things-your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions-things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. "The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else-the small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. There will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. "Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."





LOL our preacher did the exact same demonstration this past Sunday in church! Except of course he said the golf balls represented Jesus.

Why did it start raining like hell all of a sudden?

[kimpossible]

I've been reading feminist literature lately. I usually disdain the stuff but I found some books on women in war and non-white feminism.

[ShortNBitter]

I've been reading feminist literature lately. I usually disdain the stuff but I found some books on women in war and non-white feminism.

This might sound stupid since its probably one of hte main essays on feminis mon Earth... but have you read "The Second Sex" by Simone De Beauvoir? Its massive cool. :biggrin: My history teacher is a mega feminist.

[tommyhtown]

I am in love with hip-hop.

[qtpah2ie]

i hate tuesdays >:O(

[Irezumi Kiss]

bell hooks is an amazing lady. I've met her a few times.

I had over six Benjamins last Friday. Now I only got seventy clams. What the fuck did I do with my money this weekend, anyway?

damn shochu bars and comic books!

[moJo]

should i nap tonite or help my friend tutor kids. they have a shortage of tutors tonite. ugh, i'm so tired. dilemma dilemma.

[Irezumi Kiss]

should i nap tonite or help my friend tutor kids. they have a shortage of tutors tonite. ugh, i'm so tired. dilemma dilemma.
Nap. You'd be doing the kids a disservice by not stepping to the plate fresh and at the top of your game.

[hooligan]

tutor you can always rest later.

: P

[kimpossible]

awesome. i highly recommend bell hooks and judith butler (though she's more academic theory).



yeah bell hooks is interesting. i've seen her speak as well. dunno how my grubby state college got her to show up. she's quick on her feet. there were a couple of students trying to throw her curve balls during the Q&A session but she was solid in answering. what's judith butler all about?

bell hooks is an amazing lady. I've met her a few times.


what's she like? well, normal i would guess. you know what i mean though.

[ShortNBitter]

Best Theme for Winamp Modern: INVICTA

[tvbdude]

an old white woman accidentally sat down in a coffee spill in a subway chair

[Bhodi_Li]

should i nap tonite or help my friend tutor kids. they have a shortage of tutors tonite. ugh, i'm so tired. dilemma dilemma.Get off your ass and help the kids. Someday you may be a parent so might as well get used to it LOL. :wink:

[mr. x]

My Chemistry teacher scratches herself in class. That shit is so nasty.

And I hope they catch somebody fucking outside on the grass so they can just bring us back inside before school.

This is an ode to your chemistry teach
Who seems to have one hell of a reach
She scratches her ass
in front of the class
Hiroshi lets out a powerful screech

[ShortNBitter]

lol baigin keeps calling me a newb at GB :(

[BaiginLong]

lol baigin keeps calling me a newb at GB :(I'm just teasing :biggrin:

[ShortNBitter]

I'm just teasing :biggrin:

EterniaDragon: dammit my girl is ranked at golden axe...
EterniaDragon: *feels inferior*
ShortNBitter: lol
ShortNBitter: quick get viagra!
EterniaDragon: haha
EterniaDragon: no need for that
EterniaDragon: EVER
EterniaDragon: in my case
EterniaDragon: muahahaha
ShortNBitter: lol
ShortNBitter: yeah
ShortNBitter: cept u miss all the time
ShortNBitter: and not in GB ;-)
ShortNBitter: and yes it was sexual
EterniaDragon: HAHAH my gf would say differently
ShortNBitter: uh huh
ShortNBitter: theres alot of things ur gf doenst tell u
ShortNBitter: particularly how she likes it in the butt from some shortnbitter lovin ;0
EterniaDragon: hahahaha

[moJo]

Get off your ass and help the kids. Someday you may be a parent so might as well get used to it LOL. :wink:
i stayed on my lazy ass. :frown:
but uhm, i went to the gym just now. geez, i'm like uberselfish.

my parents just complained to me about a guy at the pool where they swim. he wears a thong to swim. just a thong! my dad said you can't even see the floss part that's buried in his crack. then my mom tried to describe how the 'sack' is barely covered in the front before i stopped her. i don't need to hear it, especially from my mother. blehhhh.

[Bhodi_Li]

i stayed on my lazy ass. :frown:
but uhm, i went to the gym just now. geez, i'm like uberselfish.*shakes his head*

my parents just complained to me about a guy at the pool where they swim. he wears a thong to swim. just a thong! my dad said you can't even see the floss part that's buried in his crack. then my mom tried to describe how the 'sack' is barely covered in the front before i stopped her. i don't need to hear it, especially from my mother. blehhhh.Was she getting turned on?

[ShortNBitter]

i stayed on my lazy ass. :frown:
but uhm, i went to the gym just now. geez, i'm like uberselfish.

my parents just complained to me about a guy at the pool where they swim. he wears a thong to swim. just a thong! my dad said you can't even see the floss part that's buried in his crack. then my mom tried to describe how the 'sack' is barely covered in the front before i stopped her. i don't need to hear it, especially from my mother. blehhhh.

wow its like im actually there! *razor blades out my eyes*

[moJo]

Was she getting turned on?
MIKE! stop it! *cringe*

wow its like im actually there! *razor blades out my eyes*
i know. i felt like doing that too. :frown:

[Bhodi_Li]

MIKE! stop it! *cringe*So she was!!! She probably gave it to your dad like there was no tomorrow.

[BaiginLong]

So she was!!! She probably gave it to your dad like there was no tomorrow.*cringe*

[Emperor_Mike]

Eh? Where have you been of late?

Exams. Plenty of exams.

And hopefully after said exams a vacation trip to Portugal, Spain, France, and Italy. I haven't been to Portugal before. I *so* want to buy a house in Toulouse. Sigh.

[Kuchana]

Exams. Plenty of exams.

And hopefully after said exams a vacation trip to Portugal, Spain, France, and Italy. I haven't been to Portugal before. I *so* want to buy a house in Toulouse. Sigh.

mike don't make me hate you :biggrin: :tongue:

[Emperor_Mike]

mike don't make me hate you :biggrin: :tongue:

You know, that's what the girl I knocked up last month said too when she found out that she was pregnant and I told her I'm not going to pay for child support.

Kidding! Kidding!

I need a holiday. I should, like, mail everyone on YW a souvenir from whatever country I drop by. I hear they give discounts when you ship things in crates. :biggrin:

[Shogun Empress]

*shakes his head*

Was she getting turned on?
LOL

[bigwong235]

I need a holiday. I should, like, mail everyone on YW a souvenir from whatever country I drop by. I hear they give discounts when you ship things in crates. :biggrin:


you're such a tease.

[BigLew]

i think i'm wasting away

[hooligan]

i got too much ish to do!

[tommyhtown]

Will she call me tonight or should I just call her?

[BigLew]

Will she call me tonight or should I just call her?No let her call. Resist. But just the fact that you are pondering this tells me you'll probably give in. :tongue:

[tommyhtown]

No let her call. Resist. But just the fact that you are pondering this tells me you'll probably give in. :tongue:

I think I'll email

[ShortNBitter]

getting my tux for sr ball in a matter of momeents... i dont wanna go --- its so nice at home

[nonamerasian]

Alpha Phi Alpha!

[bigwong235]

man, im soo soo close - root for me nick.


love,
prof. frink

go humanities!!! :eek:

[Irezumi Kiss]

man, im soo soo close - root for me nick.


love,
prof. frink
I'll root for ya!

...er...what are you soo soo close TO, anyway?

:tongue:

[ShortNBitter]

I'll root for ya!

...er...what are you soo soo close TO, anyway?

:tongue:

sexual climax :wink:

[tvbdude]

earlier today a white man in his late 20's yuppie type driving a BMW with top down called me a chink when traffic starts to move. I walked fast up to his car stand there for a second to get his attention because he was looking the other way. I spat on his face and he yelled what the fuck! he didn't do anything after that.

[mrazntre]

swEEET....

[mr. x]

earlier today a white man in his late 20's yuppie type driving a BMW with top down called me a chink when traffic starts to move. I walked fast up to his car stand there for a second to get his attention because he was looking the other way. I spat on his face and he yelled what the fuck! he didn't do anything after that.

wow so he just got all (insert non-sexist passive slur) after the backlash?

[Hiroshi2]

earlier today a white man in his late 20's yuppie type driving a BMW with top down called me a chink when traffic starts to move. I walked fast up to his car stand there for a second to get his attention because he was looking the other way. I spat on his face and he yelled what the fuck! he didn't do anything after that.





Azn pride bitch




My lips are horribly chapped.

[Emperor_Mike]

I just found out that I won a £4000 prize for writing an essay on the subject of British constitutional law and the European Union. I'm spending it on drink. Woohoohoo!! This month is starting to look good!

[tommyhtown]

I can't believe my folks named me after Tom Jones.

[chrism28]

erm....they made super millionaire?

[Faithless]

I just found out that I won a £4000 prize for writing an essay on the subject of British constitutional law and the European Union. I'm spending it on drink. Woohoohoo!! This month is starting to look good!
4,000 pounds of what?

Get this piece published!

[Kuchana]

I can't believe my folks named me after Tom Jones.

you sure it wasn't your mother who made that decision? :biggrin: if so, was she one of those women who threw their underwear at him?

[robotic]

yesterday we had twilight adventures. these are the days.

[Emperor_Mike]

4,000 pounds of what?

Get this piece published!

Pounds sterling. :wink:

It was for a law writing contest that was held by Clifford Chance in London.

[Hiroshi2]

Nobody takes me seriously.

[rice cracker]

I'm eating cotton candy and drinking orange Mountain Dew.

[Irezumi Kiss]

Someone just got shot outside my office on 48th & 6th Avenue, in front of the Gap store.

On my side of our building, we'd heard three "cracks" that sounded like someone rapping on glass really loud.

"What the fuck was that?"

Look outside, see people runnin' away and there's a dude wearing a green jumpsuit on the ground with blood slowly seeping out of his head. It's all gone now, but the po-po sure took their sweet time closing off the area, considering this joint is so high-profile...

Sure we'll find out later on what went down. The security guard outside our building who saw the whole thing said it looked like a robbery attempt.

[nonamerasian]

Isn't it still busy in that area at this time?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Isn't it still busy in that area at this time?
Yeah. Quite surprising. If it happened anywhere else in this city I wouldn't be so surprised, but just this area in particular is so business/touristy and thick with police...it's like some assassination-Crying Freeman kinda shit...you'd have to have some brass nads to do it and think you'd get away...

And I think they may have got a person or one of the persons who did it, at this time.

Radio City's got all these police and firetrucks jamming the street.

[mr. x]

I just found out that I won a £4000 prize for writing an essay on the subject of British constitutional law and the European Union. I'm spending it on drink. Woohoohoo!! This month is starting to look good!

Mike, i think this is the nail in the coffin of your right to complain about ANYTHING in your life

Yeah. Quite surprising. If it happened anywhere else in this city I wouldn't be so surprised, but just this area in particular is so business/touristy and thick with police...it's like some assassination-Crying Freeman kinda shit...you'd have to have some brass nads to do it and think you'd get away...

And I think they may have got a person or one of the persons who did it, at this time.

Radio City's got all these police and firetrucks jamming the street.

keep us posted

[Faithless]

Second day in a row that I didn't even come close to finishing my coffee.

[Hiroshi2]

Someone just got shot outside my office on 48th & 6th Avenue, in front of the Gap store.

On my side of our building, we'd heard three "cracks" that sounded like someone rapping on glass really loud.

"What the fuck was that?"

Look outside, see people runnin' away and there's a dude wearing a green jumpsuit on the ground with blood slowly seeping out of his head. It's all gone now, but the po-po sure took their sweet time closing off the area, considering this joint is so high-profile...

Sure we'll find out later on what went down. The security guard outside our building who saw the whole thing said it looked like a robbery attempt.




Thanks for posting that, it just made my problems seem so insignificant. Kinda puts things in perspective.

[Irezumi Kiss]

Thanks for posting that, it just made my problems seem so insignificant. Kinda puts things in perspective.
I know what you mean. I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today and wasn't feelin' like being around anyone. Now I think I'll enjoy being able to get up tomorrow regardless of whatever I think I'm suffering from.

Matter of fact, I think I'm gonna go see a movie later on tonight after I get out of work. Do something different for a change.

The guy who got shot is dead. I think it was en route to whichever trauma center they were headed to. More later if I get ahold of the info.

[Hiroshi2]

I know what you mean. I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today and wasn't feelin' like being around anyone. Now I think I'll enjoy being able to get up tomorrow regardless of whatever I think I'm suffering from.

Matter of fact, I think I'm gonna go see a movie later on tonight after I get out of work. Do something different for a change.

The guy who got shot is dead. I think it was en route to whichever trauma center they were headed to. More later if I get ahold of the info.







Yeah I feel ya.


Our satelitte receiver here at the house can pick up two New York news stations for some reason (WB and UPN). If I think about it, I'll just find those channels and watch it for info.

[applehead]

Someone just got shot outside my office on 48th & 6th Avenue, in front of the Gap store.

On my side of our building, we'd heard three "cracks" that sounded like someone rapping on glass really loud.

"What the fuck was that?"

Look outside, see people runnin' away and there's a dude wearing a green jumpsuit on the ground with blood slowly seeping out of his head. It's all gone now, but the po-po sure took their sweet time closing off the area, considering this joint is so high-profile...

Sure we'll find out later on what went down. The security guard outside our building who saw the whole thing said it looked like a robbery attempt.

oh god, is that the rockefeller center?
i thought they were talking about a movie scene or
something. i couldn't believe it.

[BigLew]

The George Foreman grill rules!

[Hiroshi2]

It is hot as a butt right now. And my A/C still does not work!!!!!!!

[kitty]

fuckin' ithaca. i couldn't go jogging today but it started thunderstorming and hasn't stopped yet. :(

[tommyhtown]

I like patpong.

[mrazntre]

Someone just got shot outside my office on 48th & 6th Avenue, in front of the Gap store.

On my side of our building, we'd heard three "cracks" that sounded like someone rapping on glass really loud.

"What the fuck was that?"

Look outside, see people runnin' away and there's a dude wearing a green jumpsuit on the ground with blood slowly seeping out of his head. It's all gone now, but the po-po sure took their sweet time closing off the area, considering this joint is so high-profile...

Sure we'll find out later on what went down. The security guard outside our building who saw the whole thing said it looked like a robbery attempt.


so did ya know wayne williams ?

[Hiroshi2]

Oooooooooooooooh........................I know this girl who's going to Ghana this summer. Funny thing is, when we were little, everybody use to crack on her cause she was dark-skinned and said she looked like she was from Africa. Now she gets to go to Africa, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.




It was funny to me.

[qtpah2ie]

deja vu


the same thing happened w/ him
is happening to meh again...
what do i get in the end?
nothing but getting hurt by it


"im just a girL, standing in front of a boi, asking him to love her"

[Kuchana]

deja vu


the same thing happened w/ him
is happening to meh again...
what do i get in the end?
nothing but getting hurt by it


"im just a girL, standing in front of a boi, asking him to love her"

boy problems?

[Emperor_Mike]

Mike, i think this is the nail in the coffin of your right to complain about ANYTHING in your life

Oh, there's plenty to complain about, let me tell you! Never a dull moment in my life. It's because nearly EVERYONE I know is vying for the Drama King or Drama Queen crown. Exhausting stuff. :biggrin:

Random comment...

...I had fish and chips for lunch. I haven't had fish and chips in three months and it was greasy. I feel kinda sick now.

[Emperor_Mike]

The George Foreman grill rules!

My relatives think so too. Which is why I have three. :rolleyes:

It seems that I am single again. I don't know where to laugh or cry.

[Hiroshi2]

Laugh.


How the fuck do you do this? Your guess is as good as mine -




http://www.cincypost.com/news/images/largecrash052004.jpg

[Emperor_Mike]

I can't believe my folks named me after Tom Jones.

Well, it's not unusual.

Laugh.


How the fuck do you do this? Your guess is as good as mine -




http://www.cincypost.com/news/images/largecrash052004.jpg

Clearly there are things you do with bicycles that you simply cannot accomplish with motor vehicles.

[Hiroshi2]

My whole day has just fucked up, I feel very tense and angry right now. I stepped inside the bathroom and about five or six freshmen were in there undressing or whatever. And then they start asking me questions and one thing leads to another and one bitch decides to come up in my face. So I pull the pocket knife that I carry everyday wherever I go out and I actually put it to his throat. The other dudes crept in closer and just then a teacher walked in. I NARROWLY escaped something nasty, and I know I'm lucky, but now I just feel tense and on edge for the rest of the day probably and I'm so pissed cause I wish I could've fought them. I did not expect anybody to gang up on me. :angry:

[kitty]

wow dude... that's really messed up, but maybe your first reaction should not have been to threaten the bitch's life...

[mr. x]

My whole day has just fucked up, I feel very tense and angry right now. I stepped inside the bathroom and about five or six freshmen were in there undressing or whatever. And then they start asking me questions and one thing leads to another and one bitch decides to come up in my face. So I pull the pocket knife that I carry everyday wherever I go out and I actually put it to his throat. The other dudes crept in closer and just then a teacher walked in. I NARROWLY escaped something nasty, and I know I'm lucky, but now I just feel tense and on edge for the rest of the day probably and I'm so pissed cause I wish I could've fought them. I did not expect anybody to gang up on me. :angry:

questions? like, "hey are u a faggot" or like "hey u have the time of day"?

they just came up to you for no reason? ghetto

Oh, there's plenty to complain about, let me tell you! Never a dull moment in my life. It's because nearly EVERYONE I know is vying for the Drama King or Drama Queen crown. Exhausting stuff. :biggrin:

Random comment...

...I had fish and chips for lunch. I haven't had fish and chips in three months and it was greasy. I feel kinda sick now.

how do england fish and chips differ from say, the new england fish and chips?

[Faithless]

My whole day has just fucked up, I feel very tense and angry right now. I stepped inside the bathroom and about five or six freshmen were in there undressing or whatever. And then they start asking me questions and one thing leads to another and one bitch decides to come up in my face. So I pull the pocket knife that I carry everyday wherever I go out and I actually put it to his throat. The other dudes crept in closer and just then a teacher walked in. I NARROWLY escaped something nasty, and I know I'm lucky, but now I just feel tense and on edge for the rest of the day probably and I'm so pissed cause I wish I could've fought them. I did not expect anybody to gang up on me. :angry:
H2,

Pull this one out into a Rant, if you really wish to explore it with us.

The knife thing, although it seemed like a good idea at the moment, can be construed as attempted assault.