random comments, thoughts, etc.

[qtpah2ie]

i need a smoke ...
cause im feeling so stressed

>_<


**7 more days! almost there!!! - just breathe -

[Irezumi Kiss]

i need a smoke ...
cause im feeling so stressed

>_<


**7 more days! almost there!!! - just breathe -
What happens in 7 days? Do I dare even ask...?

:biggrin:

[qtpah2ie]

What happens in 7 days? Do I dare even ask...?

:biggrin:

hahah wah?! what are YOU thinking about buddy O_o
imm talking about my spring break that's coming up

[hooligan]

hahah wah?! what are YOU thinking about buddy O_o
imm talking about my spring break that's coming up
we thought you were talking about a booty call.

[bluemonq]

my butt hurts. been sitting on an unpadded wooden chair for the past two hours. !@#$%

[qtpah2ie]

we thought you were talking about a booty call.


*quickly put ben's # on speed dial* :wink: :biggrin: puhahha

[hooligan]

*quickly put ben's # on speed dial* :wink: :biggrin: puhahha
HEY. i want money.

[qtpah2ie]

HEY. i want money.

hahahaha..
"show meeee the MONEY" :biggrin:

only if im satisfied with what i get. =O =D

[Adaon]

I'm hella screwed off the YW survivor. ROFL

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I'm hella screwed off the YW survivor. ROFL

Get in line

[Emperor_Mike]

Election results are in. I'm the big cheese at the Model UN and Law Societies. Woohoo! "Inauguration" dinners this Friday. I wonder what we'll be eating?

[hooligan]

Election results are in. I'm the big cheese at the Model UN and Law Societies. Woohoo! "Inauguration" dinners this Friday. I wonder what we'll be eating?
congrats ;D

[Emperor_Mike]

congrats ;D

Thanks! :biggrin:

[ShortNBitter]

burned a new cd and listened to it on the way over to school. its wicked cool

[bigwong235]

Election results are in. I'm the big cheese at the Model UN and Law Societies. Woohoo! "Inauguration" dinners this Friday. I wonder what we'll be eating?

cheese, perhaps?

[bluemonq]

you might get what andrew jackson supposedly got: a gigantic cheese wheel that weighed about three-quarters of a ton. then again, maybe not...

[Tao]

George Carlin's appearing on "the tonight show" tonight!!!!!!!

[hooligan]

i got my biochem midterm back. omg. wtf. i hit the 2nd standard deviation from the mean.

[Adaon]

hahahaha..
"show meeee the MONEY" :biggrin:

only if im satisfied with what i get. =O =D
payment upon satisfactory delivery of services, hmmm?
Hope Ben's pimp Tao will let him out when you call him out :rolleyes:

How's the heat down there, so cal-ers? I'm wishing it'd get hotter up here in frisco.

[Tao]

i got my biochem midterm back. omg. wtf. i hit the 2nd standard deviation from the mean.
isn't the second standard deviation an a/a- ?

payment upon satisfactory delivery of services, hmmm?
Hope Ben's pimp Tao will let him out when you call him out :rolleyes:

How's the heat down there, so cal-ers? I'm wishing it'd get hotter up here in frisco.
as long as i gets my monies

[hooligan]

isn't the second standard deviation an a/a- ?


as long as i gets my monies
yeha, it's fucking amazing. i htought i ate shit, i came out of the midterm knowing i missed 12 points, but i guess i was able to get everything else right. fuck biochem!

[Tao]

yeha, it's fucking amazing. i htought i ate shit, i came out of the midterm knowing i missed 12 points, but i guess i was able to get everything else right. fuck biochem!
good shit man, now go study for that other test coming up!

[Adaon]

damned, i swear, I'm gonna get kicked out for staring at all the short shorts/skirts walking around campus today -pheers- >_< Not that it's a bad reason to get kicked out, but it's $3 to get me home, and I'm paying to get kicked out for acting like a leering old man.

[deez nuts]

I wonder what we'll be eating?

prolly be eating crow

[Emperor_Mike]

prolly be eating crow

Not likely.

[haru908]

sheryl crow is so hot right now... sheryl crow mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Emperor_Mike]

Lens problem? :confused:

http://www.dur.ac.uk/v.m.lee/misc/Mar_17_2036_001.jpg

[Adaon]

I've got an interview in an hr and my printer keeps chewing my resume up. is this a sign?! -looks worried-

[princess]

wahoo one more final to go!!!! yay! and i think i owned my final this morning! happy times.

[hooligan]

Lens problem? :confused:

http://www.dur.ac.uk/v.m.lee/misc/Mar_17_2036_001.jpg
GHOSTS!

wahoo one more final to go!!!! yay! and i think i owned my final this morning! happy times.
YAYS!

i'm going to ask rad to ban me.

[ShortNBitter]

whatever happened to Everclear? they were like my fav band ever...

[Irezumi Kiss]

and i think i owned my final this morning! happy times.
Don't the things you own end up owning you in the end or something like that?

:tongue:

[princess]

Don't the things you own end up owning you in the end or something like that?

:tongue:


gee thanks for making me confident in how i performed :frown:


hehe jk. im pretty sure i beat the thing up.

[Faithless]

Sometimes, if you bump the right dead-thread, you restir a whole bunch of shit.

[Tao]

George Carlin's On Leno Tonight!!!!!!!

[tvbdude]

dumb white boy called my house and said ya ya ya

[qtpah2ie]

ahhhh so embarrasing >_<
ok so we went to lollicup in westwood to get boba.
after i got mine, i took a sip and to0 much boba got in the straw
so i decided to blow them down and i guess to0 much pressure build up
and SPLAT! i got green tea slush exploded all over my face O_o


*aigoooooo*

[ShortNBitter]

^hot

[qtpah2ie]

payment upon satisfactory delivery of services, hmmm?
Hope Ben's pimp Tao will let him out when you call him out :rolleyes:

How's the heat down there, so cal-ers? I'm wishing it'd get hotter up here in frisco.

haha of couse! it's all about *satisfaction baby* :tongue:
oh imm sure Tao wont mind, right Tao ;O)

[Tao]

haha of couse! it's all about *satisfaction baby* :tongue:
oh imm sure Tao wont mind, right Tao ;O)
are you propositioning me? I'll make sure my biatch gives you an extra rim job on the house....i'm feeling generous today.

[mrazntre]

mad swamped.

[hooligan]

or is the swamp mad at you, my friend -IS THE SWAMP MAD AT YOU.

love,
prof. frink
i can see your boobs. buck up sy, i know how you feelings. FINALS. AAAHHH.

[ShortNBitter]

they call me mellow yelloooowww

[bluemonq]

i've given up on those little smilies. damn you simplistic faces! i want a full range of emotions! im gonna use stevies from now on:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid108/pdb20101fd85ce4b9754823f684989bcc/f94d55ee.jpg.orig.jpg

EDIT: :sigh: i can only post one image at a time :shakes fist:

[moJo]

zits suck ass. :frown:

thank goodness for tinted zit cream!

[nonamerasian]

I feel sick.

[>:^|]

im in class! and im online! my god, my humanity is depleting.

film noir rocks.

love,
prof. frink

Would you please pay attention?
It will help with comprehension.
I don't know about your humanity
But I worry about my own sanity
Because I heard I'm just an AI invention.

[bluemonq]

fixed the stevies! all is right with the world http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v114/bluemonq/happy.jpg

[Adaon]

YAY!! I'm on a probation period where they're deciding to hire me or not, cuz I type fast.

HELP!! I'm on a probation period where they're deciding to hire me or not, cuz I type fast. And my friend unhinged and dropped a door on my right hand today. I can't feel my finger tips.

[Kuchana]

I Hate Cramps. :(

[qtpah2ie]

msg to room #611:

a special msg for you girl~
this is a message to a girl on our floor. can you please keep the noise level down? ESPECIALLY the moaning you make when you make LOVE~!!
thanks! we really appreciate it!

- from your lovely neighbor #609

[moJo]

hilary duff should NOT be singing. ugh. please, go away.

[contra_diction]

Yuck! I've got grease all over me from working all morning from midnight til 6, and I smell like fuel (whiny voice there). WAAAHHHH! I'm tired.

[bluemonq]

^ ooh. grease. fuel. sexy.

stupid yearbook workday. on a day we're supposed to have off, too

[princess]

aw youre on yearbook? how fun.

two people cut of me off this morning

[ShortNBitter]

allergies are gonna kick my ass today.

[Hiroshi2]

Damn I'm supposed to be going to a party tonight and I ain't got shit to wear.

[moJo]

i fucking hate one of my fucking coworkers. she's a bitch with major fucking personal issues, who's mad at the whole fucking world, and takes her shit out on the rest of us. and i hate that i let her get to me. :frown:

thank goodness the rest of my coworkers are cool.

[537]

What did the five fingers say to the face?

[537]

slap!


love,
prof. frink


wewt

[Oblivious]

hwapssshhhhh!

[nonamerasian]

*clap*

[Faithless]

i fucking hate one of my fucking coworkers. she's a bitch with major fucking personal issues, who's mad at the whole fucking world, and takes her shit out on the rest of us. and i hate that i let her get to me. :frown:

thank goodness the rest of my coworkers are cool.
Leave a plastic poo on her chair and see if she get's the hint! :biggrin:

[moJo]

Leave a plastic poo on her chair and see if she get's the hint! :biggrin:
i might just borrow my nephew's whoopie cushion. :tongue:

nah, after a slightly heated email exchange, it's chilled out some. i still can't stand her. at least i know it's not me. she makes it so that no one else likes her either.

[qtpah2ie]

i just bought a $73 skirt from benetton O_o
no more shopping for mee for another year? *ha! yah right! xP

[ShortNBitter]

man fridays are awesome...

[Faithless]

i might just borrow my nephew's whoopie cushion. :tongue:

nah, after a slightly heated email exchange, it's chilled out some. i still can't stand her. at least i know it's not me. she makes it so that no one else likes her either.
I know this is the casual comments thread, but --

If you suspect inappropriate stuff in her emails to you, definitely save them for any possible disciplinary stuff! (Unless you can be implicated as well. :rolleyes: )

[Emperor_Mike]

I'm going home to Vancouver. Term's over, but I still have to take the train to Leicester for a day or two. France, Italy, Austria, the Czech Republic, Germany, and the Netherlands can wait. I *need* to go home for at least a week. Europe's driving me insane.

[Hiroshi2]

Damn, I'm not going to that party tonight. My friend was supposed to pick me up but his car got stolen today.

[nonamerasian]

Who taught my neice how to sing? She's on key and has great timing.

She won't stop singing Wade in the Water.

So cute.

[ShortNBitter]

^ whoa ... freaky.

I taught my lil brother how to tie a tie!! He seemed so proud or something lol :tongue:

[Hiroshi2]

Who taught my neice how to sing? She's on key and has great timing.

She won't stop singing Wade in the Water.

So cute.




Oh that is cute! Lil' sista got some soul :smile:


Vienna sausages are good. Nobody has ever agreed with me about that, though.

[Nadjanema]

wow,,, U'm freaking blasted///

[Hiroshi2]

"Yo once a pimp gets threats
That's right, that's the - the that's, that's threats them
And I'm serious about mine, I'm so sin-surr
And I, nigga I'll kill ya, I'll chop ya up
Put ya inside the mattress like drug money nigga!"


"That's right there nigga, nigga I'm wild
Nigga I keep trash bags with me
Never know when you gotta dump a nigga out
This sin-surr, this some sin-surr SHIT right hurr!"



"Whattup? Motherfucker I keep three motherfuckers what?
Nigga I'll throw a Molotov cocktail through your momma's momma's house
Nigga what the - where everybody live!
Undercover nigga take your teeth out your mouth nigga
Chew your food up and put the shit back in your mouth nigga
and help you swallow
Nigga I take a mop handle off nigga
And sweep nigga - hold on, I'll be - nigga what?"






Lesson here..........don't fuck with this dude.

[qtpah2ie]

time to spill again: i want to dig up my old journals and learn who i was, who i should be. what happened? when did i become like this.. i thought this gradual change was right, but i guess it isn't. nothing.. it feels like nothing.. is what it should be. so frustrating i want to scream yet laugh deleriously. so confused. i have no hiding place in LA

[ShortNBitter]

^ thats what my xanga is gonna b 4 ~

the bangles - something that you said

[Hiroshi2]

Hey does anybody have a calender of 1987 that I can view online? Or at least know of a website where I could see one?

[mr. x]

Hey does anybody have a calender of 1987 that I can view online? Or at least know of a website where I could see one?

im suer you have your reasons but...why?

[Hiroshi2]

im suer you have your reasons but...why?




Cause I wanna know what day of the week I was born on.




BTW, my birthday is 3/31/1987...........if anybody happens to know what day of the week that day was on, yeah I'm just curious (and bored).

[nonamerasian]

You're a Tuesday baby.

http://www.sanfords.net/Mom_Dear/calculators_and_calculations/born_which_day_calculator.shtml

[Hiroshi2]

You're a Tuesday baby.

http://www.sanfords.net/Mom_Dear/calculators_and_calculations/born_which_day_calculator.shtml





Hey thanks nonameriasian!



Too bad I don't like Tuesdays. Well, they can be good I guess but Thursday is what I was hoping for.


My parents say there was 3 feet (no they weren't playing) of snow outside the night I was born, but I was born in Alabama :confused:

[Irezumi Kiss]

1987...jeez...

...I graduated HIGH SCHOOL when you were borned...

fuck, where did the time go?

[mr. x]

Cause I wanna know what day of the week I was born on.




BTW, my birthday is 3/31/1987...........if anybody happens to know what day of the week that day was on, yeah I'm just curious (and bored).

lets see the celebriy birthday list:

u were born on the same as:

al gore :tongue:
cesar chavez
gordie howe
ewan mcgregor
giovanni ribbisi
christopher walken

[Hiroshi2]

1987...jeez...

...I graduated HIGH SCHOOL when you were borned...

fuck, where did the time go?



Guess I'm still a baby.......... :biggrin:



I went to your thread about that mr.x and clicked on the link but didn't see Christopher Walken's name on the list.

[mr. x]

Guess I'm still a baby.......... :biggrin:



I went to your thread about that mr.x and clicked on the link but didn't see Christopher Walken's name on the list.

hmm, well there was two link and i think it was the first one

[ShortNBitter]

my tummy hurts :sad:

[Faithless]

my tummy hurts :sad:
Duuuuude! On a night like this, you should be saying:

"I got a date tonight, and we're going to the Orinda Theatre!"

Livetrac view (http://master.livetrac.com/cgi-bin/orindatheatre/live?pset=orindatheatre)

[BaiginLong]

lets see the celebriy birthday list:

u were born on the same as:

al gore :tongue:
cesar chavez
gordie howe
ewan mcgregor
giovanni ribbisi
christopher walkenAugust 27, 1984

only celebrity that I know of that I share the b-day with is... *gulp* ... Michael Jackson :frown:
NOOOOOOOOOO :eek:

[ShortNBitter]

Duuuuude! On a night like this, you should be saying:

"I got a date tonight, and we're going to the Orinda Theatre!"

Livetrac view (http://master.livetrac.com/cgi-bin/orindatheatre/live?pset=orindatheatre)

haha u crack me up! wow ive never seen a Orinda cam before... it sort of scares me lol.

i dont have a date :frown: my parents are nazis and im ugly :biggrin:

EDIT:
LOL Chotto! Look what you did!

ShortNBitter: hi stef
sUrFeRnAIad___: sup dan
sUrFeRnAIad___: bored are you?
ShortNBitter: yeah

blah blah blah

ShortNBitter: do u think i could get intoan R rated movie @ the orinda theatre ?
sUrFeRnAIad___: why not?
ShortNBitter: well im 16
ShortNBitter: and i look like im 12
sUrFeRnAIad___: as do i
sUrFeRnAIad___: but still
sUrFeRnAIad___: why not?
ShortNBitter: lol
ShortNBitter: those are pretty good reasons
sUrFeRnAIad___: no kidding
ShortNBitter: ok
ShortNBitter: well u wanna go see a movie ?
sUrFeRnAIad___: right now?
sUrFeRnAIad___: which movie?
ShortNBitter: 8:45
ShortNBitter: house of sand and fog
ShortNBitter: @ orinda theatre
sUrFeRnAIad___: oooh i heard that's a hella good movie
ShortNBitter: sounds good too
sUrFeRnAIad___: alas, i must disincline
ShortNBitter: aw ok
sUrFeRnAIad___: considering that i have asian parents
ShortNBitter: yeah
sUrFeRnAIad___: and i am trying to study for sat
ShortNBitter: ok well its cool ^_^
sUrFeRnAIad___: and that i hafta wake up at 5 30 tomorrow for a tourney
sUrFeRnAIad___: but thanks anyway
ShortNBitter: lol ok
ShortNBitter: no problem
sUrFeRnAIad___: lol

EDIT:

Despite getting rejected, that was lots of fun. It was like exhilarating... Thanks Chotto!

[flip19]

laaaame

[qtpah2ie]

BOYS! DONT EVER FUCKEN COMPARE YOUR CURRENT GF TO YOUR EX GF! thats just FUCKED UP! ya heard! t('-'o)t

[Kuchana]

laaaame

hey don't get on the guy for trying:P

[flip19]

hey don't get on the guy for trying:P


well, that's the thing. He didn't even try.

i just bought a $73 skirt from benetton O_o


it came with a top and a pair of shoes, right?

if not, you got jipped!

[qtpah2ie]

it came with a top and a pair of shoes, right?

if not, you got jipped!

ha! nope! O_o i wish!
dont know if imm gonna end up keeping it *shrugs* =\
gotta show it to my parents and see what they have to say about it *eekk*

[BaiginLong]

BOYS! DONT EVER FUCKEN COMPARE YOUR CURRENT GF TO YOUR EX GF! thats just FUCKED UP! ya heard! t('-'o)tI know that
but let's see hmmm
the girl I liked back at Baylor always compared me with her current bf
Along with telling me that a guy with a good singing voice is pretty sexy to her and a whole slew of other things to make my head spin...yeah
THAT IS FUKKED UP!!! :mad:
Mind games dun get much worse than that :rolleyes:

[ShortNBitter]

well, that's the thing. He didn't even try.

I didn't really want to go actually. I just thought I'd see what would happen if I took Chotto's advice. :eek:

err! no! Ur lame!

BOYS! DONT EVER FUCKEN COMPARE YOUR CURRENT GF TO YOUR EX GF! thats just FUCKED UP! ya heard! t('-'o)t

I dont even understand the point of doing that. Kids these days are so silly :wink:

[Faithless]

I didn't really want to go actually. I just thought I'd see what would happen if I took Chotto's advice. :eek:
Nice try.

Orinda sure seems isolated. Except for that little strip of downtown, there aint much, eh?

[ShortNBitter]

Nice try.

Orinda sure seems isolated. Except for that little strip of downtown, there aint much, eh?

Its so truee!!! *begins to weep* :eek:

Yeah, the BART station is the only escape. . . :smile:

[Oblivious]

Moe had another hairball this morning. :frown:

[Adaon]

i'm still locked outta the house. >_< And my computer's in pieces.

[moJo]

work is kicking my ass today. :frown: and yay, time for another meeting in an hour.

is it friday yet?

[princess]

i went clubbing on saturday nite. and got sang to. and i couldnt understand the words because of the guys accent.

[Hiroshi2]

I'm horny.

[nonamerasian]

You're 16.

That is to be expected.

[TB4000]

You're 16.

That is to be expected.
And you're not? When you get to be our age, you're still horny, only you have to bide your time more cause u got bills to pay. :tongue:

[Napoleon Chynamite]

You're 16.

That is to be expected.

I'm 24. Is this normal too on a hot spring day on campus? :confused: :frown:

[haru908]

mmmmmm steak

[Hiroshi2]

I'm 24. Is this normal too on a hot spring day on campus? :confused: :frown:



I guess you're right nonameriasian :tongue:



@ Gumby:



I know what you mean. This is the time of the year when all of those girls put on their cute little skirts and legs come out :biggrin:




OK, that sounded perverted.

[Hiroshi2]

I know everybody has had their fair share of funny Bush quotes, but this one "takes the cake" so to speak-



"It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America." —George W. Bush, Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003

[Kuchana]

I'm itching like crazy.

[Tao]

i seriously need to study....study damn it study!


fuck fuck fuck

[Kuchana]

i seriously need to study....study damn it study!


fuck fuck fuck

MMm...maybe ask to be banned if that would help?? :)

[Hiroshi2]

See this is the type of shit I hate when I'm out driving.............either the photographer had to swerve like crazy or there was a multi-car pile-up like two seconds after this picture was taken:



http://www.westcoastroads.com/california/images101/us-101_nb_exit_001c_01.jpg

[hooligan]

BACK. the admins finally fixed my account. <3 <3 YAY

Yay For Tao. Go Tao. Stay The Fuck Off Of Yw. Yw Is The Devil! The Devil!!!

[Tao]

^ they won't ban me :(

[John0101]

man two damn fire alarms in two days

[Hiroshi2]

I had a dream about little kids running around with dirty socks on their heads. I'd like to see that one interpreted.

[moJo]

i'm waiting for the red bull to kick in...

[Adaon]

fuggen, i'm broke, locked outta the house, and hungry. >_< Mah fuggen...and work ain't gonna even pay me for god knows how long

[princess]

i hate fighting with my mom. WHY cant we all just get along dammit?!

[hooligan]

i hate fighting with my mom. WHY cant we all just get along dammit?!

be like my bro, agree to everything she says and do shit behind her back.

[nonamerasian]

Cashews are far more superior than peanuts.

Superior than or superior to? Superior than, right?

Whichever. Cashews are good.

[Oblivious]

Cashews are far more superior than peanuts.

Superior than or superior to? Superior than, right?

Whichever. Cashews are good.

I agree! Superior than, I believe. :tongue:




i like Muenster cheese.

[bluemonq]

no, superior to. better than.

i have just climbed out of the abyss of gunbound...for food.

[qtpah2ie]

missing the single life

[flip19]

^how YOU doin.

[hooligan]

^how YOU doin.
no baby, how YOU doing?

[nonamerasian]

Macaws are the bestest.

[chaoticharmony]

Diets suck, I need nachos.

[contra_diction]

Feeling confused about the laws of statutory rape. Is it true that it's not really a crime until you're 21 with a minor? The logic being if you we're with someone at, say, 16 when the s.o. was 14, you turn 18, the s.o. is only 16, now you're convicted.

[nonamerasian]

Dunno.

Doesn't it vary by state?

[princess]

be like my bro, agree to everything she says and do shit behind her back.


i would, but my siblings snitch! :frown:

[Oblivious]

i want to sit on top of fluffy clouds and stare down at the ants. :redface:

[Adaon]

i would, but my siblings snitch! :frown:
Better they snitch than them purposely working against you, then getting away with doing stuff they shouldn't be doing cuz you're the one catching the crap from your parents, and your parents can't see/don't care that your sibs are getting away with something

I had a staff development day today and I had to commute 2 hrs to find out. >_<

[Deadpool]

I would like al the YW women to sit on my face.

[Hiroshi2]

I would like al the YW women to sit on my face.





Heh heh...........

[hooligan]

but i don't wipe well.

[Irezumi Kiss]

I would like al the YW women to sit on my face.
...uhhh...all at once, or one at a time?

and who gets first dibs?

:tongue:

[mr. x]

I would like al the YW women to sit on my face.

sure but you're gonna hafta use a table to accomodate them

[sOrr1ez]

FINALLY BACK!!!!... and never been better... miss'd everyone here... it's good to be back.. :)

[hooligan]

FINALLY BACK!!!!... and never been better... miss'd everyone here... it's good to be back.. :)
where the hell did you go?

[nonamerasian]

Wb, sOrr1ez!

[sOrr1ez]

where the hell did you go?

I ran away from everything and everyone for a while...
Just playing I was just living my life... and I was so caught up and busy with everything I got too busy to get on my computer... But I did miss my online family... :frown: *tear*... but yes I won't go away like that again.. well without telling you first at least. :tongue

[hooligan]

I ran away from everything and everyone for a while...
Just playing I was just living my life... and I was so caught up and busy with everything I got too busy to get on my computer... But I did miss my online family... :frown: *tear*... but yes I won't go away like that again.. well without telling you first at least. :tongue
that's good, get your act together. the internet can kill yah. welcome back :D

[sOrr1ez]

that's good, get your act together. the internet can kill yah. welcome back :D

thank you.. and yes it can...
But what's amazing is I come back and I see yet another new pic of you on your avatar.... personally I like'd the blue speedo's.. bring that back!!! :rolleyes:

[Tao]

thank you.. and yes it can...
But what's amazing is I come back and I see yet another new pic of you on your avatar.... personally I like'd the blue speedo's.. bring that back!!! :rolleyes:
that dood in his avatar ain't ben...that guy's white!

welcome back!

[Tao]

oh yeah, yesterday while riding the subway i saw this really DROP DEAD gorgeous girl. She was standing next to me....i think i freaked out. until that day, i hadn't realized how pathetic I am when faced with an attractive member of the opposite sex. If i were any older i think i would've had a heart attack.

i was trying not to seem obvious and stare, but god damn...she was insanely beautiful.

[nonamerasian]

Oh, so we finally met?

:wink:

[Tao]

Oh, so we finally met?

:wink:
want some asian in you?

[hooligan]

18 viruses

100+ counts of spyware.

wtf has my sister been doing on my dad's computer?

[hooligan]

want some asian in you?
yes please.

[ShortNBitter]

I havnet been on YW for two days and i miss it so.... I feel so lost... everything has changed... even the layout looks differnt. Are those Green things Karma? How DO I give Karma??? AHHH *breaks down in tears*

[Tao]

18 viruses

100+ counts of spyware.

wtf has my sister been doing on my dad's computer?
wait...is your sister hot?

post a pic

[mrazntre]

Oh, so we finally met?

:wink:

*gag* :eek:

[hooligan]

I havnet been on YW for two days and i miss it so.... I feel so lost... everything has changed... even the layout looks differnt. Are those Green things Karma? How DO I give Karma??? AHHH *breaks down in tears*
use yw grey.

[hooligan]

wait...is your sister hot?

post a pic
she's 16!

[Tao]

she's 16!
age is just a number

[hooligan]

age is just a number
well, she looks like my dad. :D

[Tao]

well, she looks like my dad. :D
so is your dad hot?

[hooligan]

so is your dad hot?
the girl i'm seeing wants to meet him. :eek:

[nonamerasian]

well, she looks like my dad. :D

Complete with moustache?

[hooligan]

Complete with moustache?
had a moustache, but not anymore!

[Tao]

had a moustache, but not anymore!
pics plz

[qtpah2ie]

hella buzzzzzzzzzzzzzedddddddddd O_o

[Adaon]

FINALLY BACK!!!!... and never been better... miss'd everyone here... it's good to be back.. :)
:eek: tsk tsk, was gonna steal someone's cell to call you, but now i know it's not necessary. Sorry, Nick, you can have your cellie back :rolleyes:

awwww....missed Jess buzzed....such a downer....

[ShortNBitter]

I'm 16... hook me up ^_~

[Hiroshi2]

I just went to the bathroom and I was peeing and then I farted while I was still peeing. I hate shit like that, it's a weird feeling and it hurts.

[moJo]

i need to give away the rest of these cookies before i finish them all.

I just went to the bathroom and I was peeing and then I farted while I was still peeing. I hate shit like that, it's a weird feeling and it hurts.
although, reading that will probably do the trick. thanks, hiroshi.

[bluemonq]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's ditch day! :cue music:

[moJo]

i left my glasses at home today. even tho i'm far from blind, straining my eyes like this is giving me a major headache... :frown:

[ShortNBitter]

the darkness CD isnt that good....

[moJo]

the darkness CD isnt that good....
i thought the same thing. i downloaded the whole thing, then deleted it.
but kept "i believe in a thing called love".

[Oblivious]

i wanna check out a different planet.

[John0101]

i wanna check out a different planet.

I wanted to do that ever since I was a little kid.

[Hiroshi2]

i need to give away the rest of these cookies before i finish them all.


although, reading that will probably do the trick. thanks, hiroshi.




Oh man I figure with so many YWers falling into commodes, somebody could relate to that. Oh well.

[moJo]

Oh man I figure with so many YWers falling into commodes, somebody could relate to that. Oh well.
don't mind me. i just have this thing about farting...

dammit. it's pouring rain outside. buckets and buckets. weather reports said "sprinking". sprinkling, my ass!

[Hiroshi2]

don't mind me. i just have this thing about farting...

dammit. it's pouring rain outside. buckets and buckets. weather reports said "sprinking". sprinkling, my ass!



Where do you live? It hasn't rained in like two weeks, we're under a fire alert.

[Tao]

don't mind me. i just have this thing about farting...
!
...you have a farting fetish?

[moJo]

...you have a farting fetish?
the absolute, complete, utter opposite of a fetish.

Where do you live? It hasn't rained in like two weeks, we're under a fire alert.
San Francisco

[Tao]

the absolute, complete, utter opposite of a fetish.

so do you get all upset when you fart? like if you just commited a horrible crime or something? or is it just other people's farts?

[Tao]

rice cracker won't ban me.....i see my future slipping away...noooooo

it's all your fault kim!

[moJo]

so do you get all upset when you fart? like if you just commited a horrible crime or something? or is it just other people's farts?
you nailed it. it's both. but more so when it's mine. :redface:

[Tao]

you nailed it. it's both. but more so when it's mine. :redface:
don't worry, ben will still love you

[Hiroshi2]

...you have a farting fetish?




Farting fetish? LOL how does that work.............




"I get so turned on by your nasty-ass gasses coming out of you ass..........so just sit on my face and let one out, I'll cum in like two seconds!"



That's gross.



@ mojo:


But everybody farts. So just accept it! LOL just like everybody's shit stank. Accept that too. Nobody's perfect :biggrin:

[hooligan]

don't worry, ben will still love you
remember you were driving me to "the loft" and there was this AWFUL odor? then i blamed it on a chicken farm or something by the freeway. well i lied, there wasn't a chicken farm.

[bluetrianglescott]

I've gotta do a two hour presentation on syphilis and HIV today. In Spanish. Fuck, I can't talk for two hours in English. About ANYTHING.

[ShortNBitter]

i thought the same thing. i downloaded the whole thing, then deleted it.
but kept "i believe in a thing called love".

yeah that and like one other song is good. i was dissapointed... damn single bands... :mad:

[Adaon]

ARGH, I just saw one of the girls in my Asian Amer History class that I thought was kinda cute.....man, what was I thinking? She's SMOKIN' hot....:drools: :redface: :tongue:

[hooligan]

ARGH, I just saw one of the girls in my Asian Amer History class that I thought was kinda cute.....man, what was I thinking? She's SMOKIN' hot....:drools: :redface: :tongue:
pics pat pics!

[Adaon]

pics pat pics!
Get me a camera phone and I'll post pics up for a month. ZANG...>_< :rolleyes:

[hooligan]

Get me a camera phone and I'll post pics up for a month. ZANG...>_< :rolleyes:
nothing but a tease. :rolleyes:

[Adaon]

nothing but a tease. :rolleyes:
at least you know I'm not out to break YOUR heart.....Tao on the other hand....-makes a come hither hand gesture to Tao-

[bluemonq]

the end of a horrible day...i started by jumping out of a moving vehicle...argument with my parents...

[hooligan]

the end of a horrible day...i started by jumping out of a moving vehicle...argument with my parents...
damn man. i'm sorry to hear that :(. take care of yourself.

[Adaon]

the end of a horrible day...i started by jumping out of a moving vehicle...argument with my parents...
Yowzah, man, glad you're okay after today....keep yo chin up...

I've had one of THOSE weeks too....

[Tao]

at least you know I'm not out to break YOUR heart.....Tao on the other hand....-makes a come hither hand gesture to Tao-
are you sleeping with my man now?

[Adaon]

only cuz if I sleep with him, I'm transitively sleeping with you

[nonamerasian]

I saw DMX: Pain and Perseverance on MTV yesterday.

DMX gives good concerts.

[chaoticharmony]

I saw DMX: Pain and Perseverance on MTV yesterday.

DMX gives good concerts.

Really it was on yesterday and I missed it. Dang. Ive stopped watching mtv (or tv for that matter). Ubber crap.

[nonamerasian]

Yeah, I think MTV2, maybe?

It wasn’t bad.

It was a concert at a shelter for troubled youth he stayed at as a kid. The performances were hot, but he mixed in some messages from life lessons he’s learnt.

The showed quotes from his bio and interviewed an old peer and faculty in effort to tell DMX’s story.

[chaoticharmony]

Yeah, I think MTV2, maybe?

It wasn’t bad.

It was a concert at a shelter for troubled youth he stayed at as a kid. The performances were hot, but he mixed in some messages from life lessons he’s learnt.

The showed quotes from his bio and interviewed an old peer and faculty in effort to tell DMX’s story.

That's cool that he did that for the shelter. Maybe ill watch mtv 2 to see if they show it again.

[Irezumi Kiss]

ARGH, I just saw one of the girls in my Asian Amer History class that I thought was kinda cute.....man, what was I thinking? She's SMOKIN' hot....:drools: :redface: :tongue:
I know how you feel...

...last night I was celebrating my birthday at this spot I've been hanging out at lately...and the girls there are absolutely yummy...and there was this KUUUTE petite Japanese girl with one of those tattoos on that dip just above the butt...and I am such a sucka for tattooed women...

[nonamerasian]

Twenty-one years and she finally did it! She stopped sucking her thumb!

I was skeptical at first.

Known the girl for more than half my life. Pasting nasty concoctions on her fingers, mocking her, ceasing to mock her, getting free punches every time she looked at her finger…Nothing seemed to work.

It’s been three months, I believe.

I’m friggen proud.

Hallmark should make cards for events like this.

[Irezumi Kiss]

I've been spending like, too much time on Yellowworld when I was supposed to be out of this damn office and out drinking and wasting my money over an HOUR ago!

I can't stop clicking on threads, reading them and responding to them!

help!

[Hiroshi2]

I know how you feel...

...last night I was celebrating my birthday at this spot I've been hanging out at lately...and the girls there are absolutely yummy...and there was this KUUUTE petite Japanese girl with one of those tattoos on that dip just above the butt...and I am such a sucka for tattooed women...




When was your birthday? I don't remember reading about that.

Oh yeah, I've just seen Final Destination 2 for the second time, and I still don't get it. Aaargh.

[Adaon]

I know how you feel...

...last night I was celebrating my birthday at this spot I've been hanging out at lately...and the girls there are absolutely yummy...and there was this KUUUTE petite Japanese girl with one of those tattoos on that dip just above the butt...and I am such a sucka for tattooed women...
WORD....:drools: :rolleyes: I gotta keep from trying to hang out with the church girls for un"brotherly" reasons...>_<

[Hiroshi2]

The sun will rise at 5:40 this morning.

[Bhodi_Li]

I'm tired of eating Ramen in my room for lunch but it's getting too hot to walk to the DFAC.

Faction Paradox and Doctor Who explore all the possibilities of time travel and their consequences.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

WORD....:drools: :rolleyes: I gotta keep from trying to hang out with the church girls for un"brotherly" reasons...>_<

My youth group leader used to ask for a show of hands as to how many of us first decided to accept Christ because we thought that if we did, some hottie (say choir girl #12 2nd row 3rd from the right) would give us a chance. I don't think anyone raised their hand actually...but there was a lotta muffled snickering as well as a few red faces turning away.

Pat you're so disgusting. Shame on you. ^

[sageb1]

:smile:Wow! The moon and 4 or 5 planets all in the same part of the sky... awesome.
Now with the quarter moon low in the cloud bedecked western sky, hearing geese honking as they fly somewhere overhead is just beautiful.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

:smile:Wow! The moon and 4 or 5 planets all in the same part of the sky... awesome.
Now with the quarter moon low in the cloud bedecked western sky, hearing geese honking as they fly somewhere overhead is just beautiful.

The other night I was out with one of my female friends and I tried to impress her by pointing to the sky and saying 'oh look there's the Big Dipper, isn't it beautiful?' She responded with, "Hmm, isn't that Cassiopeia?', and I was like 'oh...that's what I meant.." X_X

[Bhodi_Li]

The other night I was out with one of my female friends and I tried to impress her by pointing to the sky and saying 'oh look there's the Big Dipper, isn't it beautiful?' She responded with, "Hmm, isn't that Cassiopeia?'. X_XI think a charming response would have been, "No you stupid girl!!! You make me laugh." They love it when you say that.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I think a charming response would have been, "No you stupid girl!!! You make me laugh." They love it when you say that.

It's hopeless. She already thinks I'm a total dork only good enough to buy her lunch. :frown:

[Bhodi_Li]

It's hopeless. She already thinks I'm a total dork only good enough to buy her lunch. :frown:I hate it when they use me for my money.

*finishes his Ramen lunch, while searching the web for a quality used car under $500*

Heartbreakers I say! Don't they realize that beneath this tough, masculine facade, lies a living, breathing human being?

We laugh, love, hope, try, hurt, need, live, and cry. I know they do the same thing too. So it's really not that different, me and you (not you literally).

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I hate it when they use me for my money.

*finishes his Ramen lunch, while searching the web for a quality used car under $500*

Heartbreakers I say! Don't they realize that beneath this tough, masculine facade, lies a living, breathing human being?

We laugh, love, hope, try, hurt, need, live, and cry. I know they do the same thing too. So it's really not that different, me and you (not you literally).

Seriously I totally agree. And I don't even HAVE any money ('cept for the 1K+ I spend on food each semester)! I don't understand why golddiggers would continue to milk me for every last drop when they could easily find a richer (much richer) guy who doesn't have like a $50 limit on his credit card.

[John0101]

i got some water in my right ear, now i can't hear anything out of that ear.

[hooligan]

i'm NEVER gonna be christian. i can't stand crazy christian girls. maybe when i'm ollldddeer.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

i'm NEVER gonna be christian. i can't stand crazy christian girls. maybe when i'm ollldddeer.

How about Christian guys? What, we're not good enough for you? :mad:

[hooligan]

How about Christian guys? What, we're not good enough for you? :mad:
no, just too ... weird. :eek:

[BaiginLong]

man stupid cable internet....had problems since Monday...finally able to get back online....DIE YOU FUCKIN ROADRUNNER

miss YW soo much T_T
man everyone's karma flew through the roof lately
haha

[hooligan]

man stupid cable internet....had problems since Monday...finally able to get back online....DIE YOU FUCKIN ROADRUNNER

miss YW soo much T_T
man everyone's karma flew through the roof lately
haha
so i hear you want to kill someone.

[Bhodi_Li]

man stupid cable internet....had problems since Monday...finally able to get back online....DIE YOU FUCKIN ROADRUNNER

miss YW soo much T_T
man everyone's karma flew through the roof lately
haha
WB :biggrin:

[Hiroshi2]

My dick hurts.

[BaiginLong]

so i hear you want to kill someone.I fuckin feel like that Wiley coyote
dammit :mad:

[John0101]

I just remembered that damn song, Puff the magic dragon... it got me so depressed as a kid

[nonamerasian]

*opps*

Wrong thread.

[Bhodi_Li]

I love the lyrics to "One Voice" by Billy Gillman

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I fuckin feel like that Wiley coyote
dammit :mad:

You need....a hug ^^

I just remembered that damn song, Puff the magic dragon... it got me so depressed as a kid

me too! =(

[princess]

school starts for me tomorrow :(

[hooligan]

one more week for me, but i'm going to work. :(

[princess]

AHHHHH i wish i was off next week! im so sad that im back in my dorm. :( :( :(

[hooligan]

AHHHHH i wish i was off next week! im so sad that im back in my dorm. :( :( :(
haha. i'll be there come tuesday. : \ not your dorm, mine.

[Fireblade]

There are assholes in this world who deserve to be shot. My friend got held up by some dood who was impersonating a cop, and attempted to grope her and her friend. One of the two guy friends was punched in the face and other shit. The guy had the intent of murdering her and her friend after raping her. Omfg, I'm so pissed, I just want to beat the shit out that guy. Every little thing that affects my friends negatively affects me too. I hate not being able to do anything for her. Gah...

*gonna stay pissed for a while*

[nonamerasian]

Woah!

[hooligan]

There are assholes in this world who deserve to be shot. My friend got held up by some dood who was impersonating a cop, and attempted to grope her and her friend. One of the two guy friends was punched in the face and other shit. The guy had the intent of murdering her and her friend after raping her. Omfg, I'm so pissed, I just want to beat the shit out that guy. Every little thing that affects my friends negatively affects me too. I hate not being able to do anything for her. Gah...

*gonna stay pissed for a while*
did they get off all right? what happened after the incident? how are you doing?

[BaiginLong]

There are assholes in this world who deserve to be shot. My friend got held up by some dood who was impersonating a cop, and attempted to grope her and her friend. One of the two guy friends was punched in the face and other shit. The guy had the intent of murdering her and her friend after raping her. Omfg, I'm so pissed, I just want to beat the shit out that guy. Every little thing that affects my friends negatively affects me too. I hate not being able to do anything for her. Gah...

*gonna stay pissed for a while*this is why stun guns and mace are slowly becoming a requirement for personal safety
of course in my case I'd do the ruthless thing and kill the bastard

[bluemonq]

thanks for the people who wrote :) im fine now, just a welt on my head still from colliding with the door frame. umm, yeah. cleared things up. leaving for taiwan on thurs... i'll bring back some riot souveneirs for people if they occur :rolleyes: who wants a billyclub?

[mr. x]

yeah fireblade keep us posted

remember how i kept going on and on bout this blonde girl i met in comm. college and was all smitten? well i borrowed a yearbook (she went to a different HS) and turns out she was homecoming queen, i feel so out of her league

then again my favorite girl from my HS was homecoming queen too and out of my league as well

[hooligan]

dood. it's high school. whyt don't you ask her to coffee or boba or something.

[mr. x]

dood. it's high school. whyt don't you ask her to coffee or boba or something.

havent seen her in a while. and i personally dont like boba, nor do i like starbucks

but if she went "would you like to get some of that new starbucks drink with the pearls in it and afterwards join me for some sex?"

i would hear ".......join me for some sex" and say "yes yes yes!"

[hooligan]

havent seen her in a while. and i personally dont like boba, nor do i like starbucks

but if she went "would you like to get some of that new starbucks drink with the pearls in it and afterwards join me for some sex?"

i would hear ".......join me for some sex" and say "yes yes yes!"
i mean casually just ask her to do something social, outside of school or something. sex is a great place to start.

[mr. x]

i mean casually just ask her to do something social, outside of school or something. sex is a great place to start.

haha, its not just a status thing its like, the girls i tend to like are always way up there and im like this awkward kid

[qtpah2ie]

my mom is developing some pretty nasty road rage.
she practically bad-mouthed every car on the road *shakes head*
wow. i never knew my mom was like this O_o

[hooligan]

i'm developing an "i--can't--stand--spring--break" complex. help me.

i throw crazy!

[Tao]

i'm developing an "i--can't--stand--spring--break" complex. help me.

i throw crazy!
fucker, take my molec cell test for me then!

[hooligan]

fucker, take my molec cell test for me then!
what? i will PWN that test.

[moJo]

i'm developing an "i--can't--stand--spring--break" complex. help me.
:eek: you are such a nerd. (i lived for breaks, man.)

...on the other hand, nerdy is so sexay. :wink: :tongue:




my mother just referred to a box of ravioli that i bought as "those won ton things". hah.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

my mom is developing some pretty nasty road rage.
she practically bad-mouthed every car on the road *shakes head*
wow. i never knew my mom was like this O_o

So that's where you get your demanding spunk. Awesome.~

[bigwong235]

i wonder when the love actually dvd comes out.

[Bhodi_Li]

...on the other hand, nerdy is so sexay. :wink: :tongue: Hi :wink:

[John0101]

I let some fucker cheat off of me in my anthro exam today it was multiple choice scantron. Little did he know I purposely filled in wrong bubbles and placed my sheet them in plain view. :wink:

Thats what you get for not studying you fucker, im not letting you mess up the average.

[Emperor_Mike]

Missing in action for nearly two weeks after being let out for Easter holidays. Went travel mad running errands on behalf of too-busy-father. Went to London, Paris, Munich, Prague, Rome, Geneva, Salzburg, St. Petersburg, and Warsaw. Spent on average a day and a half in each city. Internet-less and finally ready to go home later this afternoon at 5:05PM.

Must study for exams. Argh.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Little did he know I purposely filled in wrong bubbles and placed my sheet them in plain view

Huh what do you mean? haha

[sageb1]

The other night I was out with one of my female friends and I tried to impress her by pointing to the sky and saying 'oh look there's the Big Dipper, isn't it beautiful?' She responded with, "Hmm, isn't that Cassiopeia?', and I was like 'oh...that's what I meant.." X_X
Just sigh, and mentally bow down to her superior intelligence. You can't beat her there.

Or, at the least do research.

Perhaps a girl like that might be impressed by a guy able to keep up with her quick wit.

Though, I just listen to my female neighbour/coworker vent and try to offer feedback to show that despite my declining IQ, my EQ is still up to snuff most of the time.

Seriously I totally agree. And I don't even HAVE any money ('cept for the 1K+ I spend on food each semester)! I don't understand why golddiggers would continue to milk me for every last drop when they could easily find a richer (much richer) guy who doesn't have like a $50 limit on his credit card.
Believe me Gumby, I am glad your thoughts about girls are still natural and free-flowing.

Mine sorta go, "Hm... Nice ass!" and then my conscience butts in and scolds, "You're 45 man!! Fantasize all you want, but don't bother asking her out, cos she'll have nothing to do with you.":frown:

[Kuchana]

The other night I was out with one of my female friends and I tried to impress her by pointing to the sky and saying 'oh look there's the Big Dipper, isn't it beautiful?' She responded with, "Hmm, isn't that Cassiopeia?', and I was like 'oh...that's what I meant.." X_X

hey look on the bright side. you tried at least *pat on the back for you* :wink:

right now i'm waiting for my d/l of michelle kwan's performance before i go to sleep. bah.

Oh one more thing. I'm gonna have pizza for lunch tomorrow. Hoorah!

[Irezumi Kiss]

Has anyone ever read this thread from the beginning to current, in one sitting?

I'm officially imposing a moratorium on my Captain Morgan's on the rocks nightcaps...I've not been doing my domestic responsibilities as a result...*sigh*

[princess]

Has anyone ever read this thread from the beginning to current, in one sitting?




to do that would drive a person crazy

[Irezumi Kiss]

to do that would drive a person crazy
Possibly, yes, but just imagine it...if you had absolutely nothing to do and you had a few hours to kill...just order a pizza, crack open a Corona or two and veg out...

Somewhere in this thread lies the secret of the universe, I bet.

:wink:

[hooligan]

the doc says i may have meningitis. : \

[Kuchana]

the doc says i may have meningitis. : \

*pat on the head* you'll get better:)

[Tao]

the doc says i may have meningitis. : \
viral or bacterial....if it's bacterial...ummm i'll pray for you :frown:

[hooligan]

viral or bacterial....if it's bacterial...ummm i'll pray for you :frown:
lol. i don't think i'm getting any sicker. i got some antibiotics and the meningitis was a maybe. for sure he says, is bacterial. : \

[>:^|]

lol. i don't think i'm getting any sicker. i got some antibiotics and the meningitis was a maybe. for sure he says, is bacterial. : \

don't mess around. Meningitis is nasty. I'd pray for you, but I'm a G_dless heathen pinko commie tree-hugging liberal weenie who hates to kneel.

Hey, maybe Tao or Dr. CSB could come over and give you some special medical loving. :wink:

[Tao]

Hey, maybe Tao or Dr. CSB could come over and give you some special medical loving. :wink:
maybe after he gets over his herpes blisters

[Hiroshi2]

Why did my parents buy the most ghetto-ass, cheap-ass toilet paper in the store? That shit felt like a carpet burn when I tried to wipe my butt.

This lady down the street from me posted this picture of herself on the website of a local rap radio station..........




http://957jamz.com/images/model_pics/cocoa1.jpg

[Tao]

^..........*pukes*

[Hiroshi2]

You should see it in real life. I promise you that booty talks to you when you're walking down the street. Check out that thong. Couldn't stand a chance.

[Emperor_Mike]

I spent six and a half hours of my nine hour flight home to Vancouver watching "The Last Samurai", "Love Actually", and "Master & Commander."

[hooligan]

i have a temp of 102.7 whoo.

[moJo]

i have a temp of 102.7 whoo.
:eek: go lay down!! get well soon...




i don't hafta work tomorrow, woohoo! *does the happy dance*

[mr. x]

Ello ell hiroshi, i bet you cant look at her the same way again...then again u probly thought she was a lil odd to begin with...

i like how when people post pics you so dont wanna see u basically scroll up really fast to click the "get me the eff out of here" button but its like a subliminal image, it blinks really fast (as i am about to see once again cuz im still in this thread)

[Kuchana]

Why did my parents buy the most ghetto-ass, cheap-ass toilet paper in the store? That shit felt like a carpet burn when I tried to wipe my butt.

This lady down the street from me posted this picture of herself on the website of a local rap radio station..........




http://957jamz.com/images/model_pics/cocoa1.jpg

yuck!!! my eyes! oh my eyes!

[BaiginLong]

we now have NO excuse to call J. Lo's booty ghetto
edit: actually IMHO we never really did
rawr @ J. Lo

[nonamerasian]

J.Lo does have the ghetto booty.

On the otherhand, the lady above has the jello booty.

The two are not to be confused.

[Bhodi_Li]

J.Lo does have the ghetto booty.

On the otherhand, the lady above has the jello booty.

The two are not to be confused.
That's more than jello. It's like swamp mush!!

[Adaon]

I'm outta class AGAIN....damned, gotta learn to not flirt with that white girl in my geology class, guaranteed a punt outta class everytime

[mrazntre]

J.Lo does have the ghetto booty.

On the otherhand, the lady above has the jello booty.

The two are not to be confused.


so ya finally posted a pic huh ?

[qtpah2ie]

i have a temp of 102.7 whoo.


oh nooo..looks like ur burning up O_o

[Tao]

oh nooo..looks like ur burning up O_o
i think ben needs some sexual healing :wink:

[hooligan]

the fever broke last night, i watched so much meteor garden last night that i was dreamning in chinese.

[Emperor_Mike]

I'd be so neat if I had the ability to switch bodies at will and assume other identities like an immortal...body...switching...

...thing.

[BaiginLong]

I'd be so neat if I had the ability to switch bodies at will and assume other identities like an immortal...body...switching...

...thing.Orochimaru is BADDDDDD ok mike BAD :eek:

[qtpah2ie]

i think ben needs some sexual healing :wink:

c'mon over, ben! LOL

[mrazntre]

c'mon over, ben! LOL


and it's free!

[bluemonq]

^ ahem...hope im not interrupting anything :rolleyes:...but i won't be around for a while, maybe two weeks; leaving for taiwan tomorrow afternoon.
oh, thanks to everyone who wrote. erm yeah, i have a fairly long cut across my forehead, but it's pretty shallow, so it's not permanent or anything. that'll teach me to not jump from cars...

[hooligan]

^ ahem...hope im not interrupting anything :rolleyes:...but i won't be around for a while, maybe two weeks; leaving for taiwan tomorrow afternoon.
oh, thanks to everyone who wrote. erm yeah, i have a fairly long cut across my forehead, but it's pretty shallow, so it's not permanent or anything. that'll teach me to not jump from cars...
have fun, stay safe. i hope you have a good trip (all things considered).

[moJo]

why the fuck can't i get 'i don't wanna know' by mario whatever out of my fuckin head.

i think it's enya's doing.

love,
prof. frink
cuz it's catchy. until p. diddy steps up to the mic. :rolleyes:

yay, i just found out i have two friends from outta town coming this weekend, from la and nyc. girls nite out, woohoo!!!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

http://www.insertcredit.com/news/032004/gelmousepad.jpg

[hooligan]

^hahahahahahahaha

i'm all over that like curry on rice.

[John0101]

those mouse pads look awesome!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Yea but those girls look like they could be around 12-13 years of age. Shouldn't we be feeling bad about this?.......

[hooligan]

Yea but those girls look like they could be around 12-13 years of age. Shouldn't we be feeling bad about this?.......
yeah, anime's horribly ... warped with their representations of females and males.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

yeah, anime's horribly ... warped with their representations of females and males.

So basically....you're sayin' you don't feel bad at all. Right on brutha' :tongue: :biggrin:

[Tao]

So basically....you're sayin' you don't feel bad at all. Right on brutha' :tongue: :biggrin:wow..and i thought i was weird...i tip my hat to you hube, didn't know you were like that :tongue:

[Emperor_Mike]

God, I need a girlfriend. And I'm not taking God's name in vain. It's more like "God, please, please help me find another girlfriend soon."

I hate being single, but I don't like casual dating, which is the best place to start when you want to build a relationship. I'm so stoooopid.

[John0101]

^ hey mike try to get introduced to girls by your friends, their girlfriend's friend's.

I just noticed how much easier it is to concentrate on school work when I close up YW.

[hooligan]

^ hey mike try to get introduced to girls by your friends, their girlfriend's friend's.

I just noticed how much easier it is to concentrate on school work when I close up YW.
study where there is no internet and have paper copies of everything. (don't keep anything on pdf file). : \

[Adaon]

OMFG, Jolene's a terror on the volleyball court.

My wound count comes up to a bruised nose, screwed up pair of glasses, blistered feet and jammed thumb. Can't wait til next week.

[moJo]

OMFG, Jolene's a terror on the volleyball court.

My wound count comes up to a bruised nose, screwed up pair of glasses, blistered feet and jammed thumb. Can't wait til next week.
LOL. i am not, especially not today! :)

are you okay, pat??? :frown: i might have a bruise on my left arm, when my dear friend jeff pounded the ball on me. grrr.

[Kuchana]

God, I need a girlfriend. And I'm not taking God's name in vain. It's more like "God, please, please help me find another girlfriend soon."

I hate being single, but I don't like casual dating, which is the best place to start when you want to build a relationship. I'm so stoooopid.

Ack. You, too? Cheer up. I hated casual dating as well, which is why I hardly ever went on dates so I'm sure you're find someone special soon:) Just be patient.

[tapestrybabe]

OKay, i was just thinking about the concept of water... like water has its own history... i mean when you think about it, water has been around since the beginning of time... and like where do we get water from?? we get it from the ocean and the rain... and it all ends up recycling itself... and when you think of the human body... our bodies are made up of 70% of water...

so yeah, when you think about it...
we all contain some history inside of ourselves...
and the whole concept that water is recycling...
we're all kinda like in away...
can be seen as inter related with one another...
thru water...

[Emperor_Mike]

Ack. You, too? Cheer up. I hated casual dating as well, which is why I hardly ever went on dates so I'm sure you're find someone special soon:) Just be patient.

It's not depressing, just an inconvenience. :wink:

[Bhodi_Li]

study where there is no internet and have paper copies of everything. (don't keep anything on pdf file). : \Or have yourself banned :biggrin:

So I finally got an automatic knife like everyone else in this unit, I wonder if I will cut myself on at as well, just like all the other boobs in my unit.

[Adaon]

yeah, jo, that spike from your friend distracted me so much, I flinched and winced for you and missed the ball in MY game. Yeesh. Battle scars and stuff.

[Hiroshi2]

I feel so lovey-duvy today.

[hooligan]

Or have yourself banned :biggrin:

So I finally got an automatic knife like everyone else in this unit, I wonder if I will cut myself on at as well, just like all the other boobs in my unit.
bahaha mike, don't cut yourself.

why the heck is yw starting to attract so many dumbasses?

[Oblivious]

^ LOL



something's in my eye dagnamit.
*rub rub*

(/_<)

[>:^|]

why the heck is yw starting to attract so many dumbasses?

Because contrary to popular belief, we are a diverse group of people and that unfortunately includes dumbasses. Plus I always assume, until it is proven otherwise, that everybody on the internet is a 14-year-old White boy.

[hooligan]

Because contrary to popular belief, we are a diverse group of people and that unfortunately includes dumbasses. Plus I always assume, until it is proven otherwise, that everybody on the internet is a 14-year-old White boy.
you're white? and 14? :eek: :rolleyes:

[Emperor_Mike]

why the heck is yw starting to attract so many dumbasses?

Because even dumbasses are entitled to dumbass opinions.

[>:^|]

you're white? and 14? :eek: :rolleyes:

I see my gender is no shock. :tongue:

mr. x is White too, and he's married to HH.

[hooligan]

I see my gender is no shock. :tongue:

mr. x is White too, and he's married to HH.
haha, i actually haven't figured that out. i'm sure you're really good friends with some people on these boards and they're protecting your identity as well. :D who doesn't want to be married to HH?

[Tao]

Or have yourself banned :biggrin:

So I finally got an automatic knife like everyone else in this unit, I wonder if I will cut myself on at as well, just like all the other boobs in my unit.

what's a automatic knife? like it pops out on its own or something?

[Martino]

I'd be so neat if I had the ability to switch bodies at will and assume other identities like an immortal...body...switching...

...thing.

Oh ... my favourite if-I-was-a-supernatural-being fantasy .... I'd like to be the Body Thief from Anne Rice's book of the same name.

So whose body would you steal? I'd grab Chri-- ... uh ... someone from YW. Possibly.

I spent six and a half hours of my nine hour flight home to Vancouver watching "The Last Samurai", "Love Actually", and "Master & Commander."

Mmmmm ... Alan Rickmaaaaan ...

[Hiroshi2]

Tip drill. Youse a tip drill. Must be yo ass cause it ain't yo face, I need a tip drill. Tip drill.

[Emperor_Mike]

Oh ... my favourite if-I-was-a-supernatural-being fantasy .... I'd like to be the Body Thief from Anne Rice's book of the same name.

So whose body would you steal? I'd grab Chri-- ... uh ... someone from YW. Possibly.

Tsk, tsk. Naughty thoughts abound, eh? :tongue:


Mmmmm ... Alan Rickmaaaaan ...

The films were great since the headphones drowned out the crying baby two seats in front of mine.


I'm in a foul mood today for no apparent reason. I think I have male PMS (rather, IMS - Irritable Male Syndrome. Hah!) Yeah, I'm going to exercise. Feh.

[Craig]

I see my gender is no shock. :tongue:

mr. x is White too, and he's married to HH.The way you talk and some of your comments give me the impression that you are a Eurasian male.

[Irezumi Kiss]

OKay, i was just thinking about the concept of water... like water has its own history... i mean when you think about it, water has been around since the beginning of time... and like where do we get water from?? we get it from the ocean and the rain... and it all ends up recycling itself... and when you think of the human body... our bodies are made up of 70% of water...

so yeah, when you think about it...
we all contain some history inside of ourselves...
and the whole concept that water is recycling...
we're all kinda like in away...
can be seen as inter related with one another...
thru water...
wow...you wanna hang and have a beer sometime? It's partly water, y'know...

:wink:

[Kuchana]

Because even dumbasses are entitled to dumbass opinions.

LOL I have to say..I agree with you on that one.

wow...you wanna hang and have a beer sometime? It's partly water, y'know...

:wink:

I'm craving a Corona right about now.

[BigLew]

Seriously me an me girl was sposed to go out Excalibur 2nite and get our groove on we been drinkin she passed out im buzzed and bored, dis is teh suk!!!!!

Wish i was back in socal so i could join in harrassing those assmonkeys at Details...

[mr. x]

I'm outta class AGAIN....damned, gotta learn to not flirt with that white girl in my geology class, guaranteed a punt outta class everytime

how did that happen? do u go to Bob Jones University?

yeah, anime's horribly ... warped with their representations of females and males.

not to mention the fact that they are sorta like American-Japanese hybrids (look wise)

[Emperor_Mike]

After today I'm pretty sure that sooner or later I'll become disillusioned with humanity, charitable works, and generosity/kindness to all and turn to evil ways. :mad:

[Bhodi_Li]

After today I'm pretty sure that sooner or later I'll become disillusioned with humanity, charitable works, and generosity/kindness to all and turn to evil ways. :mad:You want to give in to the dark side.
I want to give in to the dark side.

Humanity spits on itself and is not worthy of your efforts
Humanity is not worthy of my efforts.

Send Bhodi_Li your porn collection
...........

[BigLew]

I think we all have those moments, it's how well we recover.

[Emperor_Mike]

People come to me with problems and I help. I help those I don't know, I give time, energy and money to works of mercy and in return the thanks I get comes in the form of utter betrayal. The ones who had benefited most from what I voluntarily gave to them turned against me today and cast me in the light of those whom they scorn through no fault of my own. This is not the first time it has happened. Why is it that whenever I help people it always ends up with me feeling that I was used? It ends now. Forget trying to help cure the world of its ills. After what I've been put through I can say that the majority of people out there are not worth looking at let alone be given aid. Well, what I've given financially can be taken away. The parties involved will pay in misery and anguish for what they did to me this morning. I brought them out of the financial hole they found themselves in a month ago and tomorrow I'm going to drop them back in walk away with the biggest fucking grin on my face. They can fuck off and die and so can everyone else who thinks that can get something from me and then engage in a game of double cross.

They will suffer.

[Adaon]

got punted that day for talking in class, i'm gonna get her number, i swear....
was bugged out today.
one chick was trying her best to convince me she knew me....and dumbass me didn't pick up the clue >_< someone shoot me....
then this white guy (about 30, if the conversation was any indication) was out with an underaged asian girl (high school, from conversation indications, yeah i was half listening, while eating and watching the lakers rock the rockets >_<)....and he kept watching me cuz she kept looking at me from time to time during the convo....i'd notice outta the corner of my eye he was watching me, then i'd look back to see him look me in the eye, then turn back to her....then i kept eye tagging with her.....he straight looked like he wanted to clean my clock, the peda-fantastic bastard

[Napoleon Chynamite]

got punted that day for talking in class, i'm gonna get her number, i swear....
was bugged out today.
one chick was trying her best to convince me she knew me....and dumbass me didn't pick up the clue >_< someone shoot me....
then this white guy (about 30, if the conversation was any indication) was out with an underaged asian girl (high school, from conversation indications, yeah i was half listening, while eating and watching the lakers rock the rockets >_<)....and he kept watching me cuz she kept looking at me from time to time during the convo....i'd notice outta the corner of my eye he was watching me, then i'd look back to see him look me in the eye, then turn back to her....then i kept eye tagging with her.....he straight looked like he wanted to clean my clock, the peda-fantastic bastard

hahahahahaha you shoulda went up to him and asked him how far along she is in her SAT preparation.

Anyways...um...today I just blew close to $100 on two items of clothing at American Outfitters cause the girls i went with thought I looked good in it, and it was much better than all the 'high schol get-up I usually wear' according to them >_< So yeah, I pretty much sold out big time but it probably won't be the last time either. As I was saying to Pat last night, if it wasn't for women I'd probably be running for office by now. :frown:

I'm so tired...my parents called me to see how I was doing but I was too lazy and exhausted to pick up the phone. This is my mini-xanga entry for the day, since I really don't update my xanga anyway in the first place. One can only write about Street Fighter so many times before people realize that your life isn't all that interesting and I don't even do a good job of pretending it's interesting ^^

[Martino]

I had a recurring dream once.


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Just a random thought.

[Bhodi_Li]

what's a automatic knife? like it pops out on its own or something?Yes.

http://www.benchmade.com/products/model_lgshot.asp?model=2550

[hooligan]

Yes.

http://www.benchmade.com/products/model_lgshot.asp?model=2550
bahaha, don't stick it in your eye. :D

[Bhodi_Li]

bahaha, don't stick it in your eye. :D Or cut my thumb and require a thumb rubber like my old boss.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I swear Ben, pretty soon your karma is gonna be so high that you're gonna give out like 1,000 points each time you karma someone. Time for me to start kissin' some ass I guess....

Oh Mike (Bhodi), yesterday I bought a copy of Maxim, FHM, and Stuff. I also bought a few issues of porn but since I conveniently remembered after paying for it that they didn't allow for porn to be sent to you, I guess I'll just hafta keep it, DARNIT!!!!!!! Persuading my shopping companions that the magazines were not for me was also a challenge. Anyways, all kidding aside, I haven't bought the kool-aid or snack stuff yet, I'll try to get that over to you as soon as possible.

[Hiroshi2]

I almost got arrested last night. I went to this party and a big fight broke out. At first it was two dudes who started throwing blows, and then people started throwing chairs. One of those chairs hit me in the head. I'm sure it wasn't me but for somebody else but I didn't care of course. I saw the dude who I think did it and was just about to throw a punch when a cop stepped in between and sprayed mace in my face and told me if I didn't sit my ass down I'd get arrested along with the other five or six people who did get arrested. I'm still furious, I don't care if it wasn't