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Hiroshi2
12-22-2003, 02:34 AM
HAHAH, too bad i can't do rails yet, but if i did i'm going to invest some money in a cup. maybe that's also darwinism at its best.




Yeah I agree nature can be cruel sometimes................





And yeah, I would STRONGLY advise in buying a cup, especially after hearing about that. Luckily, the guy I was talking about has other brothers who can carry on the family name, so at least he'll have nephews and nieces ;)

hooligan
12-22-2003, 02:35 AM
i'm already hating SF weather again and i've only been back for a few hours.

i don't want to go to work tomorrow. or ever.
i LOVE SF weather. stop being such a hater.

hooligan
12-22-2003, 02:35 AM
And yeah, I would STRONGLY advise in buying a cup, especially after hearing about that. Luckily, the guy I was talking about has other brothers who can carry on the family name, so at least he'll have nephews and nieces ;)
does ANY of it work? like can he even get it up?

moJo
12-22-2003, 02:38 AM
maybe that's also darwinism at its best.
that's mean! but i LOL anyway. :p

and i'm COLD up here in sf so shush. i bet you're wearing a tshirt right now. hmph.

hooligan
12-22-2003, 02:42 AM
that's mean! but i LOL anyway. :p

and i'm COLD up here in sf so shush. i bet you're wearing a tshirt right now. hmph.
but what if that's ALL i'm wearing ;)

Hiroshi2
12-22-2003, 02:44 AM
does ANY of it work? like can he even get it up?



I didn't dare ask.


The funny thing about it is is that he didn't really tell me directly. After he told me the story, I jokingly said, "I guess you won't be able to have kids then". And then he was like, "yeah". And then I was like, "are you serious?". And he was like, "yeah that's what the doctors told me." And I thought he was joking, and I kept on asking him over and over and he told me yeah that he can't have kids because he smashed his nuts.

If I lost the ability to get an erection or masturbate, what's the point in living? ;) j/k

hooligan
12-22-2003, 02:45 AM
If I lost the ability to get an erection or masturbate, what's the point in living? ;) j/k
that's what i'm saying ...

moJo
12-22-2003, 02:48 AM
but what if that's ALL i'm wearing ;)
hubba hubba. and forget the tshirt, too, eh?

lol. living up to your title, i see.

moJo
12-22-2003, 02:49 AM
If I lost the ability to get an erection or masturbate, what's the point in living? ;) j/k
nice. hehe. one of you boys should use that as your sig.

hooligan
12-22-2003, 02:49 AM
hubba hubba. and forget the tshirt, too, eh?

lol. living up to your title, i see.
my nipples would be cold. trying my best, giving it my 110%. ;)

hooligan
12-22-2003, 02:49 AM
nice. hehe. one of you boys should use that as your sig.
the same could be said for you girls!

teaz0r
12-22-2003, 03:16 AM
i love boyd kosiyapong and bakery music.

hooligan
12-22-2003, 03:27 AM
i need sleep, but i can't sleep because i think too much, when i think too much i get depressed, i fucking hatebeing depressed.

"she said don't, don't let it get to your head
boys like you are a dime a dozen, she said
you're a touch overrated
you're a lush and i hate it
these grass stains on my knees won't mean a thing."

i need to skate more, and hopefully land on my balls. <3 one love. good night!

rice cracker
12-22-2003, 10:54 AM
Pho makes me bloated.

teaz0r
12-22-2003, 01:10 PM
bank of asia. deposit passbook - savings.
member of abn-amro

Emperor_Mike
12-22-2003, 10:36 PM
I'm back in Vancouver at last.

ayumi
12-22-2003, 10:47 PM
Emeril rules!

Chester
12-22-2003, 11:16 PM
Pho makes me bloated.Yeah...for a half-hour, and then you're starving again.

Costco sells 8x10" prints for $1.99. Astounding. And with Fuji Frontier machines, you don't have to worry about whether or not their photo "lab" staff are morons.

purezero
12-22-2003, 11:18 PM
For The SPOT Secret Santa, I did something EVIL. Okay, it wasn't EVIL, but I felt kind of bad afterwards.

So for my SS, I put his present inside the box of a Gundam model, the kind of you have to put together. Note that this particular model costs something like $60+ dollars, and our limit was $10. I had it all set up. This was my brother's, he made it, and then broke it, so I figured he wouldn't mind if I used the box. I put the present at the bottom of the box wrapped in butcher paper. I then put the cardboard poster over it, then all the used plastic parts on top of that. To hide it even more, I even stuck the instruction manual in there.

When he opened his gift, he had this HUGE smile on his face. He looked so happy, like he was going to cry out of sheer joy that his present made everyone else's gifts look not that great.

But when the secret was finally revealed, he had a look of disappointment and sadness on his face. Man, I felt SO bad. He says that he still likes the gift I got him (a stuffed Curious George plushie), but what could beat a $60+ Gundam?

Emperor_Mike
12-22-2003, 11:21 PM
For The SPOT Secret Santa, I did something EVIL. Okay, it wasn't EVIL, but I felt kind of bad afterwards.

So for my SS, I put his present inside the box of a Gundam model, the kind of you have to put together. Note that this particular model costs something like $60+ dollars, and our limit was $10. I had it all set up. This was my brother's, he made it, and then broke it, so I figured he wouldn't mind if I used the box. I put the present at the bottom of the box wrapped in butcher paper. I then put the cardboard poster over it, then all the used plastic parts on top of that. To hide it even more, I even stuck the instruction manual in there.

When he opened his gift, he had this HUGE smile on his face. He looked so happy, like he was going to cry out of sheer joy that his present made everyone else's gifts look not that great.

But when the secret was finally revealed, he had a look of disappointment and sadness on his face. Man, I felt SO bad. He says that he still likes the gift I got him (a stuffed Curious George plushie), but what could beat a $60+ Gundam?

An even larger Curious George plushie, I'd imagine.

Chester
12-22-2003, 11:21 PM
He says that he still likes the gift I got him (a stuffed Curious George plushie), but what could beat a $60+ Gundam?I'd rather have the Curious George...but that was still fucked up.

Plans are currently in the works for our annual Christmas Sino-Semitic Movie Festival.

purezero
12-22-2003, 11:25 PM
Hershey's Special Dark is quite good.

purezero
12-22-2003, 11:26 PM
An even larger Curious George plushie, I'd imagine.
Well, the model my brother made was rather small. I don't think it was worth $60. The box was just big. Curious George > Gundam. :biggrin:

hooligan
12-22-2003, 11:28 PM
haha i would have liked the curious george as well. i'm not a big fan of gundam anyway :).

mr. x
12-22-2003, 11:50 PM
gundams cool but at least u dont gotta assemble the damn George

moJo
12-23-2003, 12:22 AM
Pho makes me bloated.
I will have to second that. Just got back from pho after vball and I feel quite UGH.

golden_buns
12-23-2003, 02:34 AM
I just got back from grocery shopping. I went to buy the stuff I'm gonna cook for the girl I'm dating for christmas dinner

I was the only guy around, and all the old ladies kept on staring at me, talking to themselves, and laughing their asses off.

Am I the only men who does grocery shopping in Korea?!?

Fireblade
12-23-2003, 02:42 AM
I need to pee bad.

*looks down*

oh crap.

*looks behind himself*

butt. of course... >_<

teaz0r
12-23-2003, 03:41 AM
cheaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Fireblade
12-23-2003, 04:01 AM
watching south park makes me dumb.

hooligan
12-23-2003, 04:04 AM
staying up late makes me feel dumb, but i still do <3

teaz0r
12-23-2003, 07:35 AM
i am very important. i have no time for you.

Oblivious
12-23-2003, 09:49 AM
WOOHOO! Going back to the bay tonight! I miss my fam. Can't wait to see my Mommycakes. :smile:

teaz0r
12-23-2003, 10:08 AM
the bouncy tomahto broke my finger.

kitty
12-23-2003, 11:03 AM
i don't want to go back home for christmas.

and i'm sick.

Emperor_Mike
12-23-2003, 11:21 AM
Well, the model my brother made was rather small. I don't think it was worth $60. The box was just big. Curious George > Gundam. :biggrin:

Yes, I'm rather fond of Curious George. In the world of children's books, monkeys are seldom Ebola carriers - which I can appreciate.

mr. x
12-23-2003, 06:08 PM
I just got back from grocery shopping. I went to buy the stuff I'm gonna cook for the girl I'm dating for christmas dinner

I was the only guy around, and all the old ladies kept on staring at me, talking to themselves, and laughing their asses off.

Am I the only men who does grocery shopping in Korea?!?

was it like an affectionate "haw haw thats cute" or like a "pssssh, snub your nose at this guy"

mr. x
12-23-2003, 06:08 PM
i am very important. i have no time for you.

which is why you posted for me to read

moJo
12-24-2003, 02:24 AM
i just stepped outside. it's like Tahoe-cold. i thought my fingers were gonna fall off. but weather.com says it's 57 degrees. what?!

DragonKnight
12-24-2003, 03:14 AM
It's raining like crazy outside. Hehe, kinda kewl.

hooligan
12-24-2003, 01:04 PM
ben hooligan schmooligan is crushworthy. <333333
ah jeez, i'm blushing ... :tongue:

mr. x
12-24-2003, 01:10 PM
It's raining like crazy outside. Hehe, kinda kewl.


same here dude, then again it is tahoe...

teaz0r
12-24-2003, 01:27 PM
the clubs are way too packed tonight. i left at midnight.

moJo
12-24-2003, 01:29 PM
i babysat my co-worker's kid all morning, and now i get to go home soon. i love my job today.

my jeans are still wet from the rain this morning. i hate rain.

DragonKnight
12-24-2003, 03:26 PM
Yay, 1000 posts! *runs outside in reckless abandon to skip along the puddles of water*

Hiroshi2
12-24-2003, 04:14 PM
Fuck Christmas.

hooligan
12-24-2003, 05:00 PM
Fuck Christmas.
FOR REALS.

teaz0r
12-25-2003, 01:41 PM
hoooligan says he can't post.

teaz0r
12-25-2003, 02:29 PM
Yay, 1000 posts! *runs outside in reckless abandon to skip along the puddles of water*
are you gonna change your member title now?
hmmmmmmmm?

mr. x
12-25-2003, 03:45 PM
at 1000 you can choose your own title? =D

i think u can before that

the moment it says under your name "yw mafia" u can change it to whatever

mr. x
12-25-2003, 04:29 PM
I think that's at 950 posts.....any way to change it before that? or do you just have to be a mod or something?

gonna hafta ask a mod about thta one

Fireblade
12-25-2003, 04:48 PM
can mods give me a new title though? or would I have to ask an admin?

*not reallying having anything in mind, just asking the question.....

Gotta work up to 1,000 posts until you can change your title young jedi.

hooligan
12-25-2003, 08:52 PM
"yes master"

*bows*

*finds penny on the ground, face up*

*picks up penny*

*puts penny in pocket*

*forgets why bowing*

*tries to remember why bowing*

*forgets penny is in pocket*

*puts hand in pocket*

*finds penny*

double lucky! :biggrin:
what you have to do is wait until finals week and post a whole lot. :D

Kuchana
12-26-2003, 07:34 AM
lol you guys are crazy:)

i'm an insomniac..........*sigh* much to my sorrow.

moJo
12-26-2003, 10:41 AM
why the hell am i at work. it's a ghost town here.

ellsworth81
12-26-2003, 11:58 AM
why the hell am i at work. it's a ghost town here.
same here
almost closin' time
huzzah

ellsworth81
12-26-2003, 12:00 PM
"yes master"

*bows*

*finds penny on the ground, face up*

*picks up penny*

*puts penny in pocket*

*forgets why bowing*

*tries to remember why bowing*

*forgets penny is in pocket*

*puts hand in pocket*

*finds penny*

double lucky! :biggrin:

it's all about post whoring. i suggest the q/a thread ... or the music threads
or you make inane posts like this one. i wonder if it'll get deleted :confused:

rice cracker
12-26-2003, 03:23 PM
I got a belt buckle in the shape of a very naked lady for Christmas. From my dad.

Fireblade
12-26-2003, 03:32 PM
christmas was a bust. I got nothing.

hooligan
12-26-2003, 03:34 PM
i got falling leaves it's so amy tan! but it's not!

moJo
12-26-2003, 03:36 PM
for fuck's sake, can i go ONE day without hearing "Hey Ya" on the radio?!?!

hooligan
12-26-2003, 03:36 PM
for fuck's sake, can i go ONE day without hearing "Hey Ya" on the radio?!?!
HEY YA!

moJo
12-26-2003, 03:38 PM
HEY YA!
i should negative-karma you for that. you're lucky i'm a nice person.

hehe.

hooligan
12-26-2003, 03:39 PM
i should negative-karma you for that. you're lucky i'm a nice person.

hehe.
:biggrin:

moJo
12-27-2003, 03:31 AM
i can't stand when people don't write normally, espceially since we're in our 20's here, people. here's an example from a recent email, from a friend. i sorta feel bad for ranting about this, since he's a really really cool guy (seriously, he's awesome in person, but his emails baffle me).
We can jus play gamez (does anybody have any fun onez>?) or w/ a couple deckz therez sum rilly fun group card gamez
reply asap and let everyone kno ur thotz...

hooligan
12-27-2003, 03:34 AM
i can't stand when people don't write normally, espceially since we're in our 20's here, people. here's an example from a recent email, from a friend. i sorta feel bad for ranting about this, since he's a really really cool guy (seriously, he's awesome in person, but his emails baffle me).
Do n0t LikE hOw i tiPe? i aM AZN!

moJo
12-27-2003, 03:57 AM
Do n0t LikE hOw i tiPe? i aM AZN!
*throbbing headache* ben, i'd kick yer ass if i could.

hooligan
12-27-2003, 03:58 AM
*throbbing headache* ben, i'd kick yer ass if i could.
rereading what i typed, i'm giving myself a headache, ah.

Kuchana
12-27-2003, 04:31 AM
for fuck's sake, can i go ONE day without hearing "Hey Ya" on the radio?!?!

Hey Ya!! :wink: *runs away* lol

Well at least I'm glad I'm not the only person who's getting tired of that song :biggrin:


rereading what i typed, i'm giving myself a headache, ah.


You're seriously asking for it amigo :tongue:

teaz0r
12-27-2003, 05:33 AM
Do n0t LikE hOw i tiPe? i aM AZN!

j00 r l337!

http://pressurize.net/images/yw/leet.jpg

Kuchana
12-27-2003, 08:34 AM
can't sleep can't sleep. maybe not a bad thing. i did a lot of things last night.

hooligan
12-27-2003, 12:06 PM
j00 r l337!

http://pressurize.net/images/yw/leet.jpg
h4h4, i r0xx0rz mY 0wnz0rz b0xx0rz!

Tao
12-27-2003, 12:40 PM
h4h4, i r0xx0rz mY 0wnz0rz b0xx0rz!
how do you rock your owner's boxers? :confused:

hooligan
12-27-2003, 12:46 PM
:wink:how do you rock your owner's boxers? :confused:

mr. x
12-27-2003, 12:56 PM
j00 r l337!

http://pressurize.net/images/yw/leet.jpg

wow Teaze, u play online?

your as cool as HH then...

>:^|
12-28-2003, 04:15 PM
This morning I went out to eat
Dim sum is a nice special treat
I learned more Chinese
So I could order with ease
And didn't end up with chicken feet.*

*unlike the last time

hooligan
12-28-2003, 04:15 PM
i woke up at one
decided to have some fun
played a little gunbound
and food was no where to be found
until my parents came back with dim sum

Emperor_Mike
12-28-2003, 05:01 PM
I went out for dim sum with my family, went Boxing Week shopping, played with the dogs, and did some programming.

Kuchana
12-28-2003, 05:59 PM
ok first off i didn't eat any dim sum like the rest of you lucky punks :mad:

woke up at 9, went back to sleep and got up at 12. called my friends and family.
took a shower. woo! about time i may add :biggrin:
haven't ate yet and it's already 5pm.

hooligan
12-28-2003, 06:03 PM
ok first off i didn't eat any dim sum like the rest of you lucky punks :mad:

woke up at 9, went back to sleep and got up at 12. called my friends and family.
took a shower. woo! about time i may add :biggrin:
haven't ate yet and it's already 5pm.
haha i woke up at 1:00 i slept at 6:30 am. i'm still tired, i haven't left this computer, i've been working on applications and work for next year. i didn't GO to dimsum, my parents brought me leftovers. <3 :D

Kuchana
12-28-2003, 06:05 PM
i didn't GO to dimsum, my parents brought me leftovers. <3 :D

ya still ate some, didn't ya??? :tongue:

hooligan
12-28-2003, 06:06 PM
ya still ate some, didn't ya??? :tongue:
:D there's leftovers in the frig still, you're welcomed to it. oh yeah, GET OFFLINE and go GET FOOD.

John0101
12-28-2003, 06:09 PM
awesome thread, I always wondered what people did during sundays because I can never find anything to do other then gettin high.

Kuchana
12-28-2003, 06:12 PM
:D there's leftovers in the frig still, you're welcomed to it. oh yeah, GET OFFLINE and go GET FOOD.

lol no thanks 1) i abhor leftovers and 2) i'm about to :tongue:

TB4000
12-28-2003, 06:16 PM
LOL, I guess I was the only one that went to church...though it was mainly due to a promise to the parents.

Emperor_Mike
12-28-2003, 06:17 PM
LOL, I guess I was the only one that went to church...though it was mainly due to a promise to the parents.

Actually, I left that out. I went to Mass in the morning.

Oops

teaz0r
12-28-2003, 06:26 PM
i slept at 6:30 am.
were you being all bad assssed?! grr grr grr!

moJo
12-28-2003, 07:33 PM
were you being all bad assssed?! grr grr grr!
i went to sleep at 8am. i'm way more bad assssssed than Ben!

bigwong235
12-28-2003, 09:23 PM
on friday, i had my very first boxing day experience.

since that's not sunday, i suppose that's neither here nor there.

today, i woke up at 830, practiced some qi kung w/the sun for half an hour, went back to bed, woke up at 130. took a shower. ate lunch. did some more qi kung. played dynasty warriors 4 for awhile. did some more qi kung. ate dinner. played dynasty warriors 4 w/my cousin. did some qi kung. went out to go get some bubble tea! now i'm back. i have ten minutes till i do some more qi kung.

thaite
12-28-2003, 09:50 PM
woke up around 11. Played online, watched some tv, made some breakfast. puttered around the house and in the backyard. Went and got some coffee, took my dogs to the park, went to the grocery store, came home, made dinner and here I am.

tvbdude
12-28-2003, 10:21 PM
today was my birthday. ate pho for lunch. walked around by myself the eat dinner with my mom and sis.

Sledge
12-28-2003, 11:28 PM
Saw Elf. Clever, clever writing. Hilarious.

>:^|
12-29-2003, 11:53 AM
today was my birthday. ate pho for lunch. walked around by myself the eat dinner with my mom and sis.

Happy birthday, tvbdude
Sorry I missed it, that seems rather rude
Hope you had a good day
And presents came your way
And that you received them with gratitude. :wink:

kboy75
12-29-2003, 12:15 PM
football and dvds all day.

teaz0r
12-29-2003, 01:27 PM
I'm on my bed now, cutting and pasting responses from a premade notepad commentary.
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!

teaz0r
12-29-2003, 01:30 PM
h4h4, i r0xx0rz mY 0wnz0rz b0xx0rz!
347 mY 5h0r75!

teaz0r
12-29-2003, 02:11 PM
hubert and jason are talking on the phone!
they're going on a dateeeeeeee!

Hiroshi2
12-29-2003, 02:50 PM
I'm tired of masturbating

moJo
12-29-2003, 02:53 PM
I'm tired of masturbating
whoa, i didn't know that was possible. (not directed at you, but to all guys.) :tongue:

Chester
12-29-2003, 03:47 PM
whoa, i didn't know that was possible. (not directed at you, but to all guys.) :tongue:
Maybe he means today -- "tired" in terms of single-day-frequency, which is entirely possible.

If he's talking "in general," then he has evidently gone insane as that is quite impossible.

amietron
12-29-2003, 04:16 PM
i merged the "what'd you do on sunday?" thread with "randomness reloaded" for the sake of replying even if it's not sunday. hooray.

SunWuKong
12-29-2003, 05:46 PM
whoa, i didn't know that was possible. (not directed at you, but to all guys.) :tongue:

that would only be possible if he just finished masturbating.

Hiroshi2
12-29-2003, 07:14 PM
that would only be possible if he just finished masturbating.




Which I had.


The last few days have been rather dull, so much to the point to where even whacking off is losing its edge. Not that that stops me- that's the weird thing, even though I don't really want to do it, I'll see a girl or maybe just think of a girl and get the urge and then I can't help it. Must exercise self-control...................

bigwong235
12-30-2003, 03:56 PM
i need a bigger bandana.

Hiroshi2
12-30-2003, 05:01 PM
I'm so lame. And bored. I haven't left the house in six days. Not even to get some goddamn milk from the store. So pitiful.

rice cracker
12-30-2003, 07:18 PM
*giggles insanely* I love purple pussy http://www.purplepussy.net/d/20020109.html

teaz0r
12-30-2003, 07:21 PM
*giggles insanely* I love purple pussy http://www.purplepussy.net/d/20020109.html
i love you.

Emperor_Mike
12-31-2003, 02:33 AM
All people really need is someone to be with. They search high and low, near and far, in the pursuit of the one thing that everyone should never be without: companionship. A good friend of mine is gay and sometimes he gets very lonely (especially around the holidays) and often comes to me for a chat like he did about half an hour ago in spite of the snow outside. I listened to him tell me about how he's still waiting for "Mr. Right" to come along and how all he wants is love someone and be loved back in return. We've had this talk before and you'd think that I'd be tired of the same old story, but in truth I'm not. How can I turn a friend away?

Anyway, as I lend him my ear, in my head I'm thinking, "You know, why can't people understand that one of the most basic human instincts is to seek an emotional connection with another individual?" This type of link transcends race, religion, and sex. If I can be happy with my girlfriend and possibly marry her in the future (hypothetically at this point, of course) why can't the same option be open to my friend and his significant other? It's terribly unfair and terribly selfish, I think. What gives an individual the right to deprive another of the chance to be with someone?

I listen to my friend and when it gets so bad that he actually begins to cry it gets pretty awful. So much pain, so much internal suffering. What did he do to deserve the kind of negativity society places on his sexual orientation? I don't know what to do. He's so unhappy that sometimes it scares me, my girlfriend, and my best friend. Even if he finds someone he and his partner will never share in the benefits offered to heterosexual couples. Narrowmindedness will see to that. It's very sad. :frown:

teaz0r
12-31-2003, 03:26 AM
i'm gonna get some.

Hiroshi2
12-31-2003, 04:48 AM
I wonder if foot doctors have foot fetishes?

Kuchana
12-31-2003, 05:04 AM
i friggin hate writing essay questions when i'm not in the mood to, especially when they're supposed to friggin long! :mad:

rice cracker
12-31-2003, 08:45 AM
I wonder if foot doctors have foot fetishes?

That reminds me of the Sex in the City episode where Charlotte gets free shoes from the foot fetishist shoe salesman. I need to find salesman like that.

rice cracker
12-31-2003, 09:24 AM
Kuchana, may I call you Kucha? It would be so so cute :) Kucha kucha kucha koo!

Kuchana
12-31-2003, 09:27 AM
Kuchana, may I call you Kucha? It would be so so cute :) Kucha kucha kucha koo!

Haha sure :tongue: There's actually an Indian movie called Kuch Kuch Hotai a.

bluemonq
12-31-2003, 02:55 PM
My friends just said that my taste in music "officially sucks like whoa". I don't even know what to say to that. ::sob::

teaz0r
01-01-2004, 06:55 PM
harry poopie potty poo poo.

Emperor_Mike
01-03-2004, 03:19 PM
Une autre jour, un nouveau annee. Rien. J'espere que 2004 sera notre annee.

bluemonq
01-04-2004, 12:31 AM
it's awfully quiet right now...

Emperor_Mike
01-04-2004, 01:17 AM
I just dropped two large textbooks on my foot.

It's quite painful.

FrankieY18
01-04-2004, 10:06 AM
i know today is sunday..i'm just one day off for this

http://images.snapfish.com/3396467923232%7Ffp8%3Enu%3D3238%3E684%3E%3B%3A4%3E WSNRCG%3D323254%3B6%3A6593nu0mrj

bluemonq
01-06-2004, 01:11 AM
yay! my cd came out! well, not mine; school chamber choir. now accepting orders :biggrin:

hooligan
01-06-2004, 01:13 AM
My friends just said that my taste in music "officially sucks like whoa". I don't even know what to say to that. ::sob::
tell them to stfu, it's your music and your tastes. :mad:

i am going to pass out, but i want to write.

hooligan
01-06-2004, 01:56 AM
http://yellowworld.org/gallery/albums/userpics/11082/onlyyou.jpg

teaz0r
01-06-2004, 01:57 AM
http://yellowworld.org/gallery/albums/userpics/11082/onlyyou.jpg
i heart you benligan.

Hiroshi2
01-06-2004, 01:58 AM
^ I like that poster. I always thought Smokey the Bear was a bit odd................:grin:

hooligan
01-06-2004, 01:59 AM
^ I like that poster. I always thought Smokey the Bear was a bit odd................:grin:
i'm just playing with the gallery :D

bluemonq
01-06-2004, 02:00 AM
im really hungry right now, but im too lazy to do anything about it. its also too cold to get out of bed.

hooligan
01-06-2004, 02:00 AM
http://yellowworld.org/gallery/albums/userpics/11082/asianpride.jpg

^ AZN PRYDE Pr0N!

teaz0r
01-06-2004, 02:03 AM
http://yellowworld.org/gallery/albums/userpics/11082/asianpride.jpg

^ AZN PRYDE Pr0N!
i heart you postwhoreligan!

bluemonq
01-06-2004, 02:05 AM
http://yellowworld.org/gallery/albums/userpics/11082/asianpride.jpg

^ AZN PRYDE Pr0N!
disturbing; reminds me of something that makes me wanna say that the book title is spelled wrong... :rolleyes:

hooligan
01-06-2004, 02:06 AM
i heart you postwhoreligan!
i found a new custom avatar title!

moJo
01-06-2004, 02:12 AM
crackwhore loves his webcam. :p

hooligan
01-06-2004, 02:18 AM
:( they messed up the gallery!

GOOD NIGHT! it's been fun back.

teaz0r
01-06-2004, 02:42 AM
i have a crush!

bluemonq
01-06-2004, 02:47 AM
good night everybody! :air kisses: [sleep is good]

Emperor_Mike
01-06-2004, 02:48 AM
I'm packing and there's too much stuff. I came back to Canada for the break with one bag and I'm leaving with three. Is that too much? Oh, lord I have to drag those onto the train as well. ARRGH!!

sOrr1ez
01-06-2004, 02:56 AM
i'm on the verge of just giving up everything..
and i'm extremely disapointed (not only at chris) and i'm crying :biggrin:

sOrr1ez
01-07-2004, 02:17 PM
emotional rollar coster..
i take some on with me but yet some are the reasons for the ride to go up and down and have bumps
if you would just understand that maybe if you..
yes you would be here with me then it would be all over.

i wish i never knew you.. then this sorrow and load wouldn't be so heavy.

moJo
01-07-2004, 02:30 PM
my doubleshot mocha is NOT doing its job. *yawn*

Chester
01-07-2004, 02:33 PM
I'm supposed to have a meeting at 1:30. They're late. No big deal, but I forgot to eat lunch first. This sucks.

golden_buns
01-08-2004, 09:47 PM
Aghhhh!....I gotta write my Statement of Purpose Essay in english for my application at Yonsei Grad School and I'm making excuses to slack and surf on the net. It is supposed to be about my personal interests, career goals, and ed. background.

I've noticed that I can write long and substantial essays when I know what I'm going to be talking about. But I find myself struggling on this one because I basically have to bullshit about being interested in studying there, when in reality I'm getting there just to avoid the army for a while and buy myself some time to get a good job overseas.

I can't think of anything to write, my mind is blank!

Emperor_Mike
01-08-2004, 09:50 PM
I'm very tired today for some odd reason. Even loud military music can't prevent me from dozing off. :frown: I have to do work. Sigh.

Deadpool
01-11-2004, 01:00 PM
I just got a kickass haaircut today.
I feel so beautiful.
When i look into a mirror i want to make sweet love to myself.

Hiroshi2
01-11-2004, 07:14 PM
I want one of these:



http://www.911digitalarchive.org/images/files/2169.500px.jpeg

hooligan
01-11-2004, 08:31 PM
I just got a kickass haaircut today.
I feel so beautiful.
When i look into a mirror i want to make sweet love to myself.
hey, that's what happens when i'm in the shower.

mr. x
01-11-2004, 10:38 PM
that shiite line is stupid though cuz he's a sunni so its like saying "f--k u saddam ill help u kill shiites for u"

moJo
01-12-2004, 12:43 PM
the Bay Bridge sucks ass. why was there traffic at 10:30 this morning? shouldn't people already be at work?

d4sman
01-12-2004, 02:47 PM
I heard they were bringin in stuff for constrution of the new bridge this week, so they were gonna clsoe down like a lane or 2...maybe that's why it was backed up

Emperor_Mike
01-12-2004, 06:11 PM
On Enemy Territory I planted dynamite at the South Gun on Oasis and blew up an engineer, two medics, and a field-ops. Haha!

Shuriken
01-12-2004, 06:22 PM
I have a brain tumor.

kitty
01-12-2004, 06:27 PM
I have a brain tumor.


.... seriously?

Emperor_Mike
01-12-2004, 06:38 PM
I have a brain tumor.

Dear lord! That's horrible news. :frown:

Shuriken
01-12-2004, 06:42 PM
I have a brain tumor..... seriously?

Yes.

But the good news is that it's not cancerous. And the doctors tell me that surgery ought to clear it up. I'll be getting the surgery done on the East Coast, away from my computer. So, I won't be contributing to YW at that time.

And the real bitch is that I won't be able to attend the Anna May Wong film festival at UCLA, even though I purchased non-refundable tickets to every screening in advance. *grumble*

I guess no time is a good time for a brain tumor, but mine has a particularly rude sense of timing.

kitty
01-12-2004, 06:43 PM
Yes.

But the good news is that it's not cancerous. And the doctors tell me that surgery ought to clear it up. I'll be getting the surgery done on the East Coast, away from my computer. So, I won't be contributing to YW at that time.

And the real bitch is that I won't be able to attend the Anna May Wong film festival at UCLA, even though I purchased non-refundable tickets to every screening in advance. *grumble*

I guess no time is a good time for a brain tumor, but mine has a particularly rude sense of timing.

oh my god, i'm really sorry to hear that, though I'm glad it's not cancerous...

:(

please feel better soon!

>:^|
01-12-2004, 07:08 PM
Ditto what kittygirl said.

Shuriken
01-12-2004, 07:14 PM
Thanks, everyone. I appreciate it.

:)

Emperor_Mike
01-12-2004, 07:21 PM
Likewise, what KittyGirl said. I'll be giving you some airtime when I have my (one-sided) chat with God tonight. :biggrin:

Do get well soon!

>:^|
01-12-2004, 07:29 PM
Likewise, what KittyGirl said. I'll be giving you some airtime when I have my (one-sided) chat with God tonight. :biggrin:

Do get well soon!

Does He talk and you listen, or do you talk and He listens?
In any event, if you manage to get a word in, please give Shuriken some airtime for me too. Seeing as how I'm a heathen and all.

Emperor_Mike
01-12-2004, 07:38 PM
Does He talk and you listen, or do you talk and He listens?
In any event, if you manage to get a word in, please give Shuriken some airtime for me too. Seeing as how I'm a heathen and all.

No, I talk and He listens. At least I hope He does. But all signs point to "Yes" so far. :tongue: Prayers all around, OK. Sigh. The world needs more of it actually. So much pain and suffering. :frown:

rice cracker
01-12-2004, 08:14 PM
I got a boy to admit I'm prettier than his girlfriend.

Emperor_Mike
01-12-2004, 08:19 PM
Who in their right mind would eat a kilogram of cheddar cheese?

bluemonq
01-12-2004, 08:48 PM
I got a boy to admit I'm prettier than his girlfriend.
how long have they been together?

Who in their right mind would eat a kilogram of cheddar cheese?
given enough crackers, i would :smile:

i think i just swallowed a fly...

Emperor_Mike
01-12-2004, 08:52 PM
...
given enough crackers, i would :smile:

i think i just swallowed a fly...

Minus the crackers. A colleague of mine eats at least 250 grams of cheese A DAY. That's so odd it's scary. She likes cranberry cheese. GAH!

bluemonq
01-12-2004, 09:07 PM
well, cheese is good. especially gouda. or provelone in sandwiches. stupid "american cheese." ewww.

GAH for the cheese or fly? see last thing eaten thread (http://forums.yellowworld.org/showthread.php?p=218612#post218612)

rice cracker
01-13-2004, 06:01 PM
Post whoring for my 1,000th post :D

ism
01-13-2004, 09:11 PM
velcome to zee mafia meez rice cracker.

you lose
the game
if you...
if you play that way.

get up off my back
save your heart attack
ain't nobody humpin around.

hooligan
01-13-2004, 09:12 PM
Post whoring for my 1,000th post :D
congrats, happy belated haha

teaz0r
01-13-2004, 09:13 PM
A4! about anything. but fill the whole A4.

kitty
01-13-2004, 10:34 PM
Post whoring for my 1,000th post :D

welcome to mafiadom :)

sOrr1ez
01-13-2004, 11:13 PM
Post whoring for my 1,000th post :D

congrats..... now only one day I'll follow your footsteps... *sigh* a little over 200... :frown:
gotta keep on posting.

bluemonq
01-14-2004, 12:33 AM
Post whoring for my 1,000th post :D
*checking cp* at this rate, i'll be there in *only* 56 days. more proof that im spending too much time here. congrats, rice cracker :smile:

teaz0r
01-14-2004, 01:54 AM
boxer shorts

BaiginLong
01-14-2004, 02:08 AM
man I've been on here longer than a lot of you new mafia kids and I still haven't made mafia yet
I guess I avoid post whoring
though I may have done it a few times ehhh

edit:
and amzing my reputation seems even more static
maybe I'm just not liked here??? :frown:

amietron
01-14-2004, 02:39 AM
man I've been on here longer than a lot of you new mafia kids and I still haven't made mafia yet
I guess I avoid post whoring
though I may have done it a few times ehhh

edit:
and amzing my reputation seems even more static
maybe I'm just not liked here??? :frown:
well, you're a little bit obnoxious with that american idol shit if you know what i mean. mention it a little here and a little there, but shit, with you, it's everywhere.

i'm not trying to be mean. just honest.

Napoleon Chynamite
01-14-2004, 01:33 PM
I need to use the bathroom hecka bad.

bigwong235
01-14-2004, 04:53 PM
hurry up ups!

moJo
01-14-2004, 04:55 PM
ugh, too much kettle popcorn....

Chester
01-14-2004, 06:45 PM
By the time I get home, Earthlink had better have gotten their shit together...

mr. x
01-14-2004, 07:54 PM
well, you're a little bit obnoxious with that american idol shit if you know what i mean. mention it a little here and a little there, but shit, with you, it's everywhere.

i'm not trying to be mean. just honest.

actually i look at it like something he'd rather forget and something i like bringing up once in a while :tongue:

Shuriken
01-14-2004, 08:47 PM
http://www.moviecard.com/biscuit/bis-cream/bis-wong-74.jpg

This is my last post at YW for a while. I need to go Back East for brain surgery, so I'll be away from my computer for the procedure and recovery. I hope to be back posting with you all as soon as possible. With luck, it won't be more than two months.

And for those of you in L.A. who will be attending the Anna May Wong film festival that I'll be missing (even though I already paid for non-refundable tickets), enjoy the movies, you lucky bastards (and I mean that in the nicest possible way).

Take care, everyone.

moJo
01-14-2004, 08:52 PM
http://www.moviecard.com/biscuit/bis-cream/bis-wong-74.jpg

This is my last post at YW for a while. I need to go Back East for brain surgery, so I'll be away from my computer for the procedure and recovery. I hope to be back posting with you all as soon as possible. With luck, it won't be more than two months.

And for those of you in L.A. who will be attending the Anna May Wong film festival that I'll be missing (even though I already paid for non-refundable tickets), enjoy the movies, you lucky bastards (and I mean that in the nicest possible way).

Take care, everyone.
I hope you get well soon. Take care... :smile:

teaz0r
01-14-2004, 10:03 PM
get well soon.

rice cracker
01-15-2004, 12:54 PM
Before I post my random comment I would like to say Good Luck to Shuriken :)

Now for our regularly scheduled random comment:

ANOTHER POT OF COFFEE?!? DON'T MIND IF I ASDFJK;L DO, MOFOS!!! YABBA DABBA WOO HOO HOO WOO!

I am so spun.

Emperor_Mike
01-15-2004, 05:54 PM
A can of tuna dropped on my head to-day.

hooligan
01-15-2004, 07:01 PM
http://www.moviecard.com/biscuit/bis-cream/bis-wong-74.jpg

This is my last post at YW for a while. I need to go Back East for brain surgery, so I'll be away from my computer for the procedure and recovery. I hope to be back posting with you all as soon as possible. With luck, it won't be more than two months.

And for those of you in L.A. who will be attending the Anna May Wong film festival that I'll be missing (even though I already paid for non-refundable tickets), enjoy the movies, you lucky bastards (and I mean that in the nicest possible way).

Take care, everyone.
GET WELL :(

-ben

bigwong235
01-15-2004, 08:49 PM
get well soon!!!

-

i forgot my chapstick! >:(

teaz0r
01-15-2004, 10:33 PM
are you still in sc?!

achoo?!

bigwong235
01-15-2004, 10:40 PM
yes. yes i am.

i'm waiting for my friend to get back so we can go to the taqueria for some dinner. i don't know why but a vegetarian burrito sounds really good right now.

qi kung is ruining my appetite! :D

moJo
01-16-2004, 02:08 PM
what is this stupid 'song' on the radio right now. it's a bunch of guys being stupid and starting/stopping a song with cowbells. you hear the start of a song about 5 or 6 times and lameness (for a good 3 or 4 minutes, which is equivalent to one song, basically) before the song runs through completely.

rice cracker
01-16-2004, 02:17 PM
I'm eating alcoholic bonbons.

hooligan
01-16-2004, 03:11 PM
what is this stupid 'song' on the radio right now. it's a bunch of guys being stupid and starting/stopping a song with cowbells. you hear the start of a song about 5 or 6 times and lameness (for a good 3 or 4 minutes, which is equivalent to one song, basically) before the song runs through completely.

does it go, "you are my only girl, but you aren't my only girl" ?

that's the only song that i can think of with cowbells. it's by hot hot heat, it sucks.

everytime my PI comes in, i'm on the computer. :\

bluemonq
01-16-2004, 03:24 PM
I'm eating alcoholic bonbons.
are they wet?

rice cracker
01-16-2004, 03:31 PM
are they wet?

No, the alcohol is like mixed in with the filling.

John0101
01-16-2004, 03:33 PM
It's really cold here :( and I still got class from 6pm-9pm today

Kuchana
01-16-2004, 04:07 PM
It's friggin cold here as well. Ugh what wouldn't I give to be in Hawaii right now :(

Oblivious
01-16-2004, 04:35 PM
hachoo! haakkkkeee! haablllllt! ehwhoo! ehtzzz! BLLLLLLLT! :X



excuse me. :redface:

purezero
01-16-2004, 07:28 PM
oh damn look its my sista. gangsta wit that pic ryte there. we like this "X" (two fingers crossed) well shes been hella koo to live it. LOL. well now she lives in dublin wit my retarded parents. =( well when you go to college, you gotta visit me. fuck the rest of the family. haha aite then peace
Look at what my brother wrote in my testimonial for Friendster (it's been a LONG time since I've checked). Haha.

teaz0r
01-16-2004, 10:38 PM
everytime my PI comes in, i'm on the computer. :\
private investigator?
pip impersonator?
pimping islander?

bluemonq
01-16-2004, 11:46 PM
hachoo! haakkkkeee! haablllllt! ehwhoo! ehtzzz! BLLLLLLLT! :X
excuse me. :redface:
bless you :smile:
i just bit a thick potato chip and it has impaled my upper palate. i think im bleeding :frown:

BaiginLong
01-17-2004, 12:39 AM
actually i look at it like something he'd rather forget and something i like bringing up once in a while :tongue:true enough
I bring it up myself (perhaps I've done it a little too much lately) to try and prove to myself that I'm ok about it I guess
it still bothers me a bit

edit: get well soon Shuriken

Kuchana
01-17-2004, 04:44 AM
I'm sick with a cold:( Blast it.

Fireblade
01-17-2004, 04:59 AM
why the hell am I up at 4am in the morning? My sleeping schedule is soooo screwed.

Kuchana
01-17-2004, 05:03 AM
why the hell am I up at 4am in the morning? My sleeping schedule is soooo screwed.

yeah me, too. i took some medicine 8 hours ago and it knocked me out. now i'm wide awake :frown:

Emperor_Mike
01-18-2004, 12:24 AM
Remember when I said I'm OK with being single? I lied. I hate it. Right now I feel like doing nothing at all but listen to and criticise sappy love songs whilst consuming a trash bag full of tortilla chips and a pail of salsa.

hooligan
01-18-2004, 12:27 AM
Remember when I said I'm OK with being single? I lied. I hate it. Right now I feel like doing nothing at all but listen to and criticise sappy love songs whilst consuming a trash bag full of tortilla chips and a pail of salsa.
don't hate! masturbate!

Kuchana
01-18-2004, 12:40 AM
Remember when I said I'm OK with being single? I lied. I hate it. Right now I feel like doing nothing at all but listen to and criticise sappy love songs whilst consuming a trash bag full of tortilla chips and a pail of salsa.

Oh I'm sorry to hear that :frown: Cheer up. I'm sure you'll find someone soon. Don't worry be happy :smile:

bluemonq
01-18-2004, 12:50 AM
Remember when I said I'm OK with being single? I lied. I hate it. Right now I feel like doing nothing at all but listen to and criticise sappy love songs whilst consuming a trash bag full of tortilla chips and a pail of salsa.
awww. poor e_m. just hang in there; someone's bound to notice.

now for something completely different:
wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
i'm now officially a second semeseter senior!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :biggrin:
hehehe.

Emperor_Mike
01-18-2004, 03:06 AM
Watch me implode on Xanga. Guaranteed to be entertaining. I promise some of the entries will contain the same level of psychological comfort a five year old would experience in the midst of a NAMBLA convention.

I'm going to be bitter now. Please excuse me.

MangoPickerKen
01-18-2004, 04:51 AM
It's 4am on a Sunday morning. Do you know where YOUR kids are at? (And if you do...did you REALLY wanna know?) I'm at werk right now and bored to sh!t. ...help... :frown:

BaiginLong
01-18-2004, 04:54 AM
yeah me hate singlehood as well Emperor Mike
in my case I take it out by overflirting it seems

mr. x
01-18-2004, 12:50 PM
consuming a trash bag full of tortilla chips and a pail of salsa.

Oh God no! theres other fish in the sea blah blah blah but you cant catch em if you have a fat fishing rod...no wait that sounded kinda phallic. what i meant was, u cant catch em if your boats too heavy u know?

Emperor_Mike
01-18-2004, 03:05 PM
Oh God no! theres other fish in the sea blah blah blah but you cant catch em if you have a fat fishing rod...no wait that sounded kinda phallic. what i meant was, u cant catch em if your boats too heavy u know?

Yeah, but still...the idea of eating a huge bag of chips and salsa tickles me. I'd do it if I wasn't so mind-numbingly paranoid about getting sick and missing lectures. Gasp!

I'm going to hit the gym once I get back in preparation for my chip & salsa night o' fun.

Emperor_Mike
01-18-2004, 03:31 PM
I think I just saw a ghost. :eek:

purezero
01-18-2004, 05:58 PM
My hair smells like BBQ.

mr. x
01-18-2004, 06:12 PM
Yeah, but still...the idea of eating a huge bag of chips and salsa tickles me. I'd do it if I wasn't so mind-numbingly paranoid about getting sick and missing lectures. Gasp!

I'm going to hit the gym once I get back in preparation for my chip & salsa night o' fun.

hmm during my senior year of high school when i didnt give a shit anymore i bought hella bags of doritos (regular and ranch, yum) and just pigged out on em (all by myself, the big kind too). luckily it didnt take too much a toll on me i guess but i only did that for like a couple days.

as for the ghost, do tell

Emperor_Mike
01-18-2004, 06:34 PM
hmm during my senior year of high school when i didnt give a shit anymore i bought hella bags of doritos (regular and ranch, yum) and just pigged out on em (all by myself, the big kind too). luckily it didnt take too much a toll on me i guess but i only did that for like a couple days.

as for the ghost, do tell

My house may have otherworldly inhabitants. I *think* I saw a man in brown clothes walk up the stairs and take a right turn heading to my sister's room. That was earlier this afternoon. He seemed pretty solid and I must've looked at him for a good ten seconds before I turned away. When I went upstairs there was no one there. At first I thought it was my father, but my father doesn't wear brown. Weird.

Maybe I've been staring at my computer screen too long.

mr. x
01-18-2004, 06:36 PM
My house may have otherworldly inhabitants. I *think* I saw a man in brown clothes walk up the stairs and take a right turn heading to my sister's room. That was earlier this afternoon. He seemed pretty solid and I must've looked at him for a good ten seconds before I turned away. When I went upstairs there was no one there. At first I thought it was my father, but my father doesn't wear brown. Weird.

Maybe I've been staring at my computer screen too long.

well umm were u in an inebriated state or anything? good thing my house is new, no grisly death backstory nope nope

i hope he's not a perve

Emperor_Mike
01-18-2004, 06:44 PM
well umm were u in an inebriated state or anything? good thing my house is new, no grisly death backstory nope nope

i hope he's not a perve

No, not inebriated. I'm usually quite sober during the day time. It's a mystery. My dorm is also haunted so seeing, hearing, and feeling things isn't exactly a big event with me.

mr. x
01-19-2004, 01:27 AM
No, not inebriated. I'm usually quite sober during the day time. It's a mystery. My dorm is also haunted so seeing, hearing, and feeling things isn't exactly a big event with me.

you: "hey charles"
ghost: "ello mike, the germans arent bombing anymore i take it?"
you: "nope"
ghost: "yes yes, well, watch your step out there just in case..."

Emperor_Mike
01-21-2004, 07:31 AM
There is no such thing as a permandent tax cut. Only a temporary deferment on the original amount to be collected at a later date - plus interest.

BaiginLong
01-21-2004, 08:05 AM
yeah postwhoring for post 1000
was going to post a new thread with the opening for the new rap battle but then I forgot what I was going to write so I'll have to do it again
well before I do post it though what main topic should it go under?

edit: thanx mods for nixing the b-day thread

amietron
01-21-2004, 08:42 AM
my friend pema in thailand just met colin ferrell, jonathan rhys meyers, jared leto and rosario dawson in some hotel in bangkok. they're filming a movie there and she happened to be at the hotel. isn't that sooo awesome?

moJo
01-21-2004, 09:33 AM
^ i have a celebrity sighting too. :) i saw Travis from Blink182 in a mall parking lot on saturday. actually, i saw his mohawk first.

Oblivious
01-21-2004, 10:51 AM
^ i have a celebrity sighting too. :) i saw Travis from Blink182 in a mall parking lot on saturday. actually, i saw his mohawk first.
oh wow! my honey's sister just saw him awhile back in a tattoo parlor.
he's everywhere! :tongue:





Moe just houghed up a hairball this morning.
I love Nature's Miracle.

537
01-21-2004, 11:15 AM
what?!


Time for a haircut.

Oblivious
01-21-2004, 11:17 AM
what?!


Time for a haircut.

:eek: But I like him fluffy!!!!!!
Ain't it normal for cats to have
occasional hairballs?

:frown: fnuffy.

purezero
01-21-2004, 07:57 PM
I have finished completely cleaning my room for the new year with 5 hours and 9 minutes to spare. I worked pretty much non-stop from 3 PM. I am good.

Emperor_Mike
01-22-2004, 06:20 AM
Sitting in the computer lab waiting for lectures to start. No work left to do. Pretty bored. Thinking about paying a visit to Waterstone's to buy a new book to read. There's a guy sitting right in front me who, in the previous term, tried to convince us to sell books on a door-to-door basis in the US over the summer. He doesn't look like a talented salesman, Mr. Book Selling Individual.

Amnesty International meeting earlier today. Letter writing campaign. Helping political prisoners, I am.

I've graduated from the Young Liberals of Canada (www.youngliberals.ca/) and am now a full fledged member of the Liberal Party. (http://www.liberal.ca/) Sure, I could've become a full member earlier on, but it would've cost me more. I'm cheap. The Liberal Premier of BC sends out letters to all members and the one I received looks an awful lot like the one this guy and I drafted two years ago. It's good to see that they like our work even though it's been chopped up and hacked to bits. It's also funny how I've been admitted in absentia.

Okay, too much writing.

moJo
01-22-2004, 09:41 AM
i actually got 8 hours of sleep on a worknight. so this is how it feels to be truly awake at 9 am.

amietron
01-22-2004, 09:59 AM
i really need to go grocery shopping. the only water i have left in my room is a 1-gallon bottle of crystal geyser that's half gone. plus, i have no more fruits in my room. no bananas, no oranges, no nothing.

Oblivious
01-23-2004, 11:51 AM
i like crying because it relieves stress and gives me double-eyelids the next day.

teaz0r
01-23-2004, 12:21 PM
i love open bar parties.

Oblivious
01-23-2004, 04:07 PM
I like raisins in my cereal.

hooligan
01-23-2004, 04:12 PM
^awesome keyboard hahahahaha

mr. x
01-23-2004, 05:24 PM
LOL! :biggrin:

wait where's the A?

hooligan
01-23-2004, 08:24 PM
i'm tired, i've been studying all day. i think i want a beer and to hang out with someone, but i'm not going to be able to. oh well <3

moJo
01-23-2004, 08:25 PM
naptime!

teaz0r
01-23-2004, 11:06 PM
we're going to zanzibar tonight.
not the one in africa. the one
in sukhumvit 11.

Hiroshi2
01-23-2004, 11:31 PM
Oh man.......................at around 9:30 or 10'o'clock tonight I was at a basketball game being held at a local church. And me and my homeboy................jumped this dude who I've hated for a long time, because he's always starting shit........and yeah we actually beat him up pretty good, his nose was bleeding, I punched in the back of the head and my partner in crime kicked him in his mouth, and we just kind of left him there..............I had *so* much fun. I know that sounds mean as hell, that's why I didn't feel like posting that earlier, but yeah I just feel kind of on a high right now, I had more fun than riding a rollercoaster at Six Flags.............wooh. He *so* deserved an ass-beating.

mr. x
01-24-2004, 09:55 PM
Oh man.......................at around 9:30 or 10'o'clock tonight I was at a basketball game being held at a local church. And me and my homeboy................jumped this dude who I've hated for a long time, because he's always starting shit........and yeah we actually beat him up pretty good, his nose was bleeding, I punched in the back of the head and my partner in crime kicked him in his mouth, and we just kind of left him there..............I had *so* much fun. I know that sounds mean as hell, that's why I didn't feel like posting that earlier, but yeah I just feel kind of on a high right now, I had more fun than riding a rollercoaster at Six Flags.............wooh. He *so* deserved an ass-beating.

careful dude, real world Karma might get u.

so what'd he do to deserveth the ass-smiting?

Tao
01-25-2004, 12:51 AM
fuck....i just gave myself a haircut....needless to say i fucked up the hairline on the back of my head.....shit

Kuchana
01-25-2004, 01:05 AM
KB's random thought: Why am I not studying for my Monday exam?

Not too mention, I have a taste for KFC honey-BBQ wings, even though food is being cooked in the kitchen... :rolleyes:

I've had that craving from time to time as well :frown:

fuck....i just gave myself a haircut....needless to say i fucked up the hairline on the back of my head.....shit

the same thing happened to me way back in the day when i was bored with my long hair. i ended up getting a haircut and having my hair cut even shorter than i wanted! ugh.

bluemonq
01-25-2004, 01:18 AM
i am smitten with the girl in my drawing. but i am frustrated that i cannot get my scanner to work so that i may color her. grrrr.

hooligan
01-25-2004, 03:34 AM
too much shit's been ruined by personal agenda and racial intolerance

achtungbaby
01-25-2004, 05:28 AM
too much shit's been ruined by personal agenda and racial intolerance??

seanp
01-25-2004, 08:48 AM
yummy viet food

Emperor_Mike
01-25-2004, 10:25 AM
Sunday sessions at the law library are always fun. Today the place was deserted and I think I was the only student there among the shelves. The only sound was the tapping of the keys on my laptop as I prepared cases for tomorrow's tutorial. I find comfort in spending time among old books. The Internet is a nice research tool, but it still can't beat flipping (very carefully) through a three hundred year old volume of cases and statutes.

Shuriken
01-25-2004, 11:10 AM
Hi, folks. I'm borrowing someone else's computer right now. At the moment, I have an appointment scheduled with a neurosurgeon on Tuesday. He will let me know what he thinks about performing the operation on my tumor.

I'm warned that two likely outcomes of the surgery will be some paraylsis on one side of my face (which will do wonders for my boyish good looks :biggrin:) and deafness in one of my ears. There's also the possibility that my swallowing will be affected after the operation, and I might need a device inserted into my body to help me swallow.

See what you have to look forward to, kids?

Well, that's it for now. Maybe I'll be able to borrow this computer again before too long.

Take care, everyone.

hooligan
01-25-2004, 11:44 AM
Hi, folks. I'm borrowing someone else's computer right now. At the moment, I have an appointment scheduled with a neurosurgeon on Tuesday. He will let me know what he thinks about performing the operation on my tumor.

I'm warned that two likely outcomes of the surgery will be some paraylsis on one side of my face (which will do wonders for my boyish good looks :biggrin:) and deafness in one of my ears. There's also the possibility that my swallowing will be affected after the operation, and I might need a device inserted into my body to help me swallow.

See what you have to look forward to, kids?

Well, that's it for now. Maybe I'll be able to borrow this computer again before too long.

Take care, everyone.
i hope everything goes well! good luck and take cares!

bluemonq
01-25-2004, 01:00 PM
luck be with you shuriken.

just felt a small earthquake. they've been fairly frequent this past month. wonder if...

Oblivious
01-26-2004, 05:30 PM
so stressed out at work. :frown:

i just want to stare at the clouds
all day outside on the balcony and
never come back in.

Kuchana
01-28-2004, 03:43 AM
I just got back from the gym....and damn, I feel better....yet still have a lot on my mind. I think I'm gonna be a gym bunny for the next few weeks.

Lucky you :smile: You're making me feel like a couch potato :tongue:
Speaking of which, my butt hurts :frown:

Emperor_Mike
01-28-2004, 03:43 AM
I just got back from the gym....and damn, I feel better....yet still have a lot on my mind. I think I'm gonna be a gym bunny for the next few weeks.

I missed my workout this morning. Damn snow. Makes sleeping so much easier.

Right now I'm preparing myself for the walk downhill in icy weather. Yay for me!

Martino
01-28-2004, 05:19 AM
I missed my workout this morning. Damn snow. Makes sleeping so much easier.

Right now I'm preparing myself for the walk downhill in icy weather. Yay for me!


I missed my workout this month. Damn snow, wind, rain, slight breezes, clouds etc. Seems like there's always some kind of weather going on to make slobdom so much easier ...

Right now I'm preparing myself for a liquid lunch. I suppose I'll have to walk there.

Emperor_Mike
01-28-2004, 07:57 AM
I missed my workout this month. Damn snow, wind, rain, slight breezes, clouds etc. Seems like there's always some kind of weather going on to make slobdom so much easier ...

Right now I'm preparing myself for a liquid lunch. I suppose I'll have to walk there.

According to BBC Weather it was raining in London this morning. Late this morning near noon Durham had to contend with a snow blizzard. It was quite an event.

John0101
01-28-2004, 09:32 AM
I missed my workout this morning. Damn snow. Makes sleeping so much easier.

Right now I'm preparing myself for the walk downhill in icy weather. Yay for me!

It's snowing here in the states too, it aint fun for all of us :mad:

teaz0r
01-28-2004, 01:22 PM
buena vista social club

Fireblade
01-28-2004, 01:32 PM
Shaka Lacka Boom Boom BOOM.

Emperor_Mike
01-28-2004, 01:45 PM
There's this guy in my class who insists on telling me about how bad our lecturer is every time I see him. Honestly, one of these days I'm going to reach a point where I'm just going to stop pretending that I care about or listen to what he's saying.

moJo
01-28-2004, 01:46 PM
it was so cold this morning that i wore my ski socks to work.

Martino
01-28-2004, 02:27 PM
According to BBC Weather it was raining in London this morning. Late this morning near noon Durham had to contend with a snow blizzard. It was quite an event.

Central London was hit by a snowstorm at exactly 5.08 PM today - I had just left work and was heading to a pub for a swift pint. Bt the time I headed off home, I learned a lot of roads had been closed in my home area ... it's ridiculous how Transport for London completely failed to cope with the situation.

TB4000
01-28-2004, 04:38 PM
Similar to everybody else's, I got nothing but snow at the moment. Blowing, falling...I don't even know anymore, it's all starting to just blend in. Just finished playing a game of pool with some girl that was down in the lounge, and am waiting patiently for the snow to let up so I can go home and actually cook or pick up some fast food(which I shouldn't, but my oven is acting crazy.)

bluemonq
01-28-2004, 05:06 PM
as of 4:05 PM PST, the temperature in Oakland, CA is:
70 F degrees (that's 21 C degress for everyone else :biggrin:)

Hiroshi2
01-28-2004, 05:39 PM
As of 6:35 PM CST (4:35 PM PST) the temperature in Birmingham, AL is: 37 degrees. Low tonight? 19. High today? 39. Just last week we had 70 degree days, too. *sigh*

myself808
01-28-2004, 06:55 PM
3:45pmHST 79degrees partly cloudy, winds from the NE at 10-12MPH. I went jogging yesterday with shorts, no shirt, along the beach watching the sunset. :biggrin:

Kuchana
01-28-2004, 07:27 PM
3:45pmHST 79degrees partly cloudy, winds from the NE at 10-12MPH. I went jogging yesterday with shorts, no shirt, along the beach watching the sunset. :biggrin:

You suck!! j/k :biggrin: What I wouldn't give to be in Hawaii right now. *sigh*
Which beach? Waikiki?

Napoleon Chynamite
01-28-2004, 07:28 PM
You suck!! j/k :biggrin: What I wouldn't give to be in Hawaii right now. *sigh*
Which beach? Waikiki?

Isn't Waikiki like completely tourist-infested? It's where I went during all three of my trips to Hawaii. My parents warned me of prostitutes after I decided to stray from the hotel as a 13 year old. I told them I didn't have any money anyway.

Kuchana
01-28-2004, 07:35 PM
Isn't Waikiki like completely tourist-infested? It's where I went during all three of my trips to Hawaii. My parents warned me of prostitutes after I decided to stray from the hotel as a 13 year old. I told them I didn't have any money anyway.

Oh heck yeah. Too much so. Haha....I remember the prostitutes :biggrin: Some guys mistook me for one at one occasion since I was out late at night. Ok that wasn't a laughing matter at the time but still... :tongue:

nonamerasian
01-28-2004, 07:43 PM
I just saw a pimple in my nose. How rare is that?

Almost a half a centimeter away from my nasal septum. Isn't that what it's called?

Anyhow, I popped it because it looked like snot and I don't want to walk around looking like I have a snotty nose. Now my left nostril is red, reminiscent of a poorly wiped nosebleed instead.

mr. x
01-28-2004, 09:06 PM
I just saw a pimple in my nose. How rare is that?

Almost a half a centimeter away from my nasal septum. Isn't that what it's called?

Anyhow, I popped it because it looked like snot and I don't want to walk around looking like I have a snotty nose. Now my left nostril is red, reminiscent of a poorly wiped nosebleed instead.

i used to in early HS, thing is the nose was the first thing to clear up permanently (no nose pimples senior years)

hooligan
01-28-2004, 09:08 PM
i used to in early HS, thing is the nose was the first thing to clear up permanently (no nose pimples senior years)
back in high school i used to get HUGE ass pimples on my nose, and when they'd pop, they'd bleed soooo bad.

mr. x
01-28-2004, 09:10 PM
back in high school i used to get HUGE ass pimples on my nose, and when they'd pop, they'd bleed soooo bad.

yah dude! in like soph year one time i went to class not realizing it was bleeding bad and people assumed i had hit something or sometihng (at least i hope they were assuming)

Tao
01-28-2004, 09:10 PM
back in high school i used to get HUGE ass pimples on my nose, and when they'd pop, they'd bleed soooo bad.
salicylic acid man...gift from the gods

hooligan
01-28-2004, 09:24 PM
salicylic acid man...gift from the gods
didn't kill whatever strain invaded my face. :(

sOrr1ez
01-28-2004, 10:53 PM
Yes, No, Maybe so???... *sigh* Can't make up my damn mind... YES...but NO!... whatevers!

Martino
01-29-2004, 03:52 AM
I just saw a pimple in my nose. How rare is that?

Almost a half a centimeter away from my nasal septum. Isn't that what it's called?

Anyhow, I popped it because it looked like snot and I don't want to walk around looking like I have a snotty nose. Now my left nostril is red, reminiscent of a poorly wiped nosebleed instead.

I still have mental scars from 1981, the year I had a boil on the tip of my not insubstantial nose ... I looked like I had a traffic cone strapped to my face.

Emperor_Mike
01-29-2004, 04:43 AM
I have to scream and I want to scream but I can't because it'd scare the neighbours.

Hiroshi2
01-29-2004, 07:26 AM
Relationships suck.

rice cracker
01-29-2004, 11:01 AM
I have freckles and I wear a beret.

BaiginLong
01-29-2004, 12:09 PM
i have yet to see any asian mixed or not with freckles.... :rolleyes:

TB4000
01-29-2004, 12:33 PM
I have freckles and I wear a beret.
For some reason, the fictional French heroine known as Madeline comes to mind. Did your grade school have 6 ft. tall nuns?

rice cracker
01-29-2004, 01:18 PM
For some reason, the fictional French heroine known as Madeline comes to mind. Did your grade school have 6 ft. tall nuns?

I think we had regular sized nuns.

BaiginLong
01-29-2004, 02:16 PM
they feel 6ft. tall when they are disciplining you
edit: I went to catholic school myself

Emperor_Mike
01-29-2004, 04:05 PM
Edinburgh! I'm so excited! These conferences never lose their appeal no matter how many you've been to! Somebody pinch me!

*OWWW!* Damn it! Not so hard!

Excited, excited, excited...

John0101
01-29-2004, 06:55 PM
can anybody find me the clip of Howard Dean yelling "We're going to washington, were going to yeee...."

sOrr1ez
01-29-2004, 09:42 PM
I promised my friends I wouldn't leave my current high school.. but there's a high school that's just for arts and I want to go there... *sigh* I hate when people brake promises... and I don't want to brake mine to them.

Fireblade
01-29-2004, 10:12 PM
I promised my friends I wouldn't leave my current high school.. but there's a high school that's just for arts and I want to go there... *sigh* I hate when people brake promises... and I don't want to brake mine to them.

it's the other "break".

purezero
01-29-2004, 11:01 PM
:mad: Someone stole my Xanga background. I'm pissed.

TB4000
01-29-2004, 11:06 PM
:mad: Someone stole my Xanga background. I'm pissed.
What, u just happened to be checking out other xanga sites and saw yours? You need to go over there with a baseball bat.

qtpah2ie
01-30-2004, 12:48 AM
:mad: Someone stole my Xanga background. I'm pissed.

:mad: damn biters!!! grrrr!!!

bluemonq
01-30-2004, 01:37 AM
i have a huge gash across one of my finger joints after fencing. it's now swollen and purple. ewwwww. :frown:

purezero
01-30-2004, 02:04 AM
What, u just happened to be checking out other xanga sites and saw yours? You need to go over there with a baseball bat.
Nah, my friend saw the picture on her an acquaintances's Xanga, and pointed me to it. Then I commented on her Xanga about her background. I didn't say anything mean. I was just like, "Nice background. Where did you get it?" She commented on my Xanga saying that she got it off her friend. I got the link to that journal. I checked the script and the picture was linked off of my server type thing. So I promptly deleted the picture and changed my entire Xanga. Well, it's just a different color scheme.

I'm better now.

hooligan
01-30-2004, 09:08 AM
Nah, my friend saw the picture on her an acquaintances's Xanga, and pointed me to it. Then I commented on her Xanga about her background. I didn't say anything mean. I was just like, "Nice background. Where did you get it?" She commented on my Xanga saying that she got it off her friend. I got the link to that journal. I checked the script and the picture was linked off of my server type thing. So I promptly deleted the picture and changed my entire Xanga. Well, it's just a different color scheme.

I'm better now.
did you host the picture? all you really have to do is link another picture to her site. say, something that's rather offensive and she'll be forced to take it down.

BaiginLong
01-30-2004, 09:10 AM
i have a huge gash across one of my finger joints after fencing. it's now swollen and purple. ewwwww. :frown:
foil, epee, or saber?
I was in fencing club a while back as well
when we had a cool prez

*WAAAHHHH amy come back to us :frown: *

rice cracker
01-30-2004, 09:19 AM
It's -22 outside. -44 with windchill. My car won't start. I'm angry because this awesome excuse to be late for work came AFTER I already called my boss and told him I overslept.

TB4000
01-30-2004, 09:21 AM
It's -22 outside. -44 with windchill. My car won't start. I'm angry because this awesome excuse to be late for work came AFTER I already called my boss and told him I overslept.
Hey, remember yesterday when you asked me what the definition of irony was? Well.... :tongue:j/k

John0101
01-30-2004, 09:29 AM
Well this thread became the bitchin thread a while ago, anyways... I got up at 8:30am to go to my disc classes. Then I realized disc classes haven't don't start till next week.

rice cracker
01-30-2004, 09:56 AM
Hey, remember yesterday when you asked me what the definition of irony was? Well.... :tongue:j/k


The car won't start at all, it's just too damn cold.

BaiginLong
01-30-2004, 09:58 AM
flash the car
it might just heat up enough to start :biggrin: j/k

bluemonq
01-30-2004, 12:19 PM
foil, epee, or saber?
I was in fencing club a while back as well
when we had a cool prez

*WAAAHHHH amy come back to us :frown: *
1) foil; my disengagement was a bit wide and my guard dropped down right at the instant he was thrusting *poink* ahhhh!
2) yes, what he said

BaiginLong
01-30-2004, 12:38 PM
1) ouch...
I prefer epee or saber
epee more
2) what who said about what?

bluemonq
01-30-2004, 06:19 PM
you about amie; i have separation anxiety. even with people i don't know :biggrin: it's just that people have to be there...

Emperor_Mike
02-01-2004, 06:26 PM
I just got back from the Edinburgh MUN conference and am dead tired. Bloody hell! Seven and a half hours of debating on one resolution on Saturday only to have it turned down by the General Assembly. Damn. Got a prize for "Best Delegate" though. Yay!

amietron
02-01-2004, 06:33 PM
I just got back from the Edinburgh MUN conference and am dead tired. Bloody hell! Seven and a half hours of debating on one resolution on Saturday only to have it turned down by the General Assembly. Damn. Got a prize for "Best Delegate" though. Yay!
hooray! another reason why we like emperor mike. :tongue:

i wanted to go to the edinburgh college of art for furniture design but my parents wouldn't let me because they said it wasn't real college. actually, they said i could go, they just wouldn't pay. :mad: :frown:

John0101
02-01-2004, 06:45 PM
I just got back from the Edinburgh MUN conference and am dead tired. Bloody hell! Seven and a half hours of debating on one resolution on Saturday only to have it turned down by the General Assembly. Damn. Got a prize for "Best Delegate" though. Yay!

Congratz for the prize, sorry about being turn down.

rice cracker
02-01-2004, 07:18 PM
Today I cried, for the first time since my grandmother died. Then I smoked a lot of cigarettes and ate cheese snacks until I felt better.

Hiroshi2
02-01-2004, 07:55 PM
OK, my fingers smell like turd, and I think I'm going to wash them before I touch them. Maybe I got too far up in my butt the last time I took a shit and wiped it (about 20 or 30 minutes ago).

John0101
02-01-2004, 09:32 PM
Because the Pats won the superbowl people are riotting outside the building. Burning stuff, jumping off roafs, police is here too and they are about to charge on their horses.

Hiroshi2
02-01-2004, 09:32 PM
The funniest billboard I've seen in a while (it's right here in Birmingham, too):



http://rock103.com/crew/pics/ididwhat.jpg

TB4000
02-01-2004, 09:34 PM
The funniest billboard I've seen in a while (it's right here in Birmingham, too):



http://rock103.com/crew/pics/ididwhat.jpg
See, that's just nasty, man. :tongue: I'd sue Jack Daniels if that happened to me....not that it would, I mean.

mr. x
02-01-2004, 09:43 PM
Because the Pats won the superbowl people are riotting outside the building. Burning stuff, jumping off roafs, police is here too and they are about to charge on their horses.

serious?!? u can actually see it outside?

whats fucking stupid is they'd riot if they won

bluemonq
02-02-2004, 01:08 AM
serious?!? u can actually see it outside?

whats fucking stupid is they'd riot if they won
celebrations i guess; see la lakers 2000-2002 :rolleyes: well, up here the oaklanders rioted after the raiders lost the previous super bowl. now *that* was just ridiculous (the blowout, i mean)

this really sucks. we just had the annual senior play - basically we mess around with one of shakespeare's comedies (performed "as you like it" this year) and everybody else is at places and stuff. im stuck home because i couldn't get a ride afterwards....

Emperor_Mike
02-02-2004, 03:56 AM
The funniest billboard I've seen in a while (it's right here in Birmingham, too):



http://rock103.com/crew/pics/ididwhat.jpg

I love how the message from Jack Daniels concerning the responsible use of alcohol is in such small lettering at the bottom of the advertisement.

That having been said, Jack Daniels is a good friend of mine.

mr. x
02-02-2004, 02:22 PM
what kind of ad is that? wouldnt that make u NOT want to drink

Hiroshi2
02-02-2004, 03:55 PM
I love how the message from Jack Daniels concerning the responsible use of alcohol is in such small lettering at the bottom of the advertisement.





LOL!!!

Emperor_Mike
02-02-2004, 04:20 PM
I have to confess something.

This afternoon I was in the law library studying and this girl sitting next to me (a classmate of mine that I really, really dislike because she's such a snot) passed gas in an appalling loud manner that sounded quite disgusting. She acted as though nothing happened and didn't have the courtesy to move. After lectures I approached the most gossipy person in the law society and deliberately lied saying that the girl that I didn't like soiled herself and ran sobbing into the bathroom with large stain on her trousers earlier that afternoon. Now everyone thinks she shit her pants and I feel horrible. I am *so* going to hell for this.

mr. x
02-02-2004, 04:35 PM
^---wow mike, i should de-karma u but hey maybe she deserved it :P

anyway i hope she doesnt trace the rumor back to u and in the future no matter how much u hate someone never tell a rumor worse than the truth if at all

Chester
02-02-2004, 04:37 PM
I am *so* going to hell for this.
I think the threshold for admission to Hell is a bit higher than that.

That said, karmic payback's a bitch.

moJo
02-02-2004, 04:39 PM
I have to confess something.

This afternoon I was in the law library studying and this girl sitting next to me (a classmate of mine that I really, really dislike because she's such a snot) passed gas in an appalling loud manner that sounded quite disgusting. She acted as though nothing happened and didn't have the courtesy to move. After lectures I approached the most gossipy person in the law society and deliberately lied saying that the girl that I didn't like soiled herself and ran sobbing into the bathroom with large stain on her trousers earlier that afternoon. Now everyone thinks she shit her pants and I feel horrible. I am *so* going to hell for this.
LOL. i can't believe this all went down in LAW school (as opposed to elementary or middle)! :tongue:

Emperor_Mike
02-02-2004, 04:40 PM
^---wow mike, i should de-karma u but hey maybe she deserved it :P

anyway i hope she doesnt trace the rumor back to u and in the future no matter how much u hate someone never tell a rumor worse than the truth if at all

It was wrong. But she's horrible to international students who aren't "English" enough. She's basically a raging xenophobe (or what I'd like to call a racist of the first degree.) My friend once caught her making disparaging remarks about Japanese students and Durham has an exchange programme with Teikyo University in Japan. So yes, I think she deserved it. Actually, she deserves worse for the cruel things she's done.

bluemonq
02-02-2004, 05:33 PM
well just be carefull next time; the gossiper sooner or later might want to call in on that favor...

Hiroshi2
02-02-2004, 05:47 PM
I have to confess something.

This afternoon I was in the law library studying and this girl sitting next to me (a classmate of mine that I really, really dislike because she's such a snot) passed gas in an appalling loud manner that sounded quite disgusting. She acted as though nothing happened and didn't have the courtesy to move. After lectures I approached the most gossipy person in the law society and deliberately lied saying that the girl that I didn't like soiled herself and ran sobbing into the bathroom with large stain on her trousers earlier that afternoon. Now everyone thinks she shit her pants and I feel horrible. I am *so* going to hell for this.






If you go I hope they make you eat shit, lol.

That was, like, the sixth funniest thing I've heard all day!

Hiroshi2
02-03-2004, 01:21 PM
People are too inconsistent. Mean one thing, and say another. Or say one thing, and say another. Or mean one thing, and mean another. *sigh*

Hiroshi2
02-03-2004, 02:10 PM
Anybody know of any really stupid phrases, comebacks, etc.



Like I remember back in like 7th grade whenever somebody cracked on somebody else, the dude who got cracked on would come back with, "That's what yo' mouth say". Of course that's what my mouth said! What else is going to say it?????

TB4000
02-03-2004, 02:24 PM
I have to confess something.

This afternoon I was in the law library studying and this girl sitting next to me (a classmate of mine that I really, really dislike because she's such a snot) passed gas in an appalling loud manner that sounded quite disgusting. She acted as though nothing happened and didn't have the courtesy to move. After lectures I approached the most gossipy person in the law society and deliberately lied saying that the girl that I didn't like soiled herself and ran sobbing into the bathroom with large stain on her trousers earlier that afternoon. Now everyone thinks she shit her pants and I feel horrible. I am *so* going to hell for this.
Man, this is how attorneys act behind closed doors, huh? Makes me wonder now....

Emperor_Mike
02-03-2004, 02:42 PM
Man, this is how attorneys act behind closed doors, huh? Makes me wonder now....

I wrote it off as a moment of insanity, which it probably was. Hah!

Today I came the conclusion that my filing system is not working out. It simply isn't.

moJo
02-03-2004, 02:46 PM
i do not look forward to my little trip to down south that will span all of 24 hours (maybe a tad bit more), which includes the drive back and forth.

nonamerasian
02-03-2004, 07:52 PM
Is the term “Indian giver” a culturally disparaging term?

John0101
02-03-2004, 07:53 PM
I finally saw Rashomon

bluemonq
02-03-2004, 08:31 PM
Anybody know of any really stupid phrases, comebacks, etc.



Like I remember back in like 7th grade whenever somebody cracked on somebody else, the dude who got cracked on would come back with, "That's what yo' mouth say". Of course that's what my mouth said! What else is going to say it?????
back in like 9th grade i had this idea of making a mutual fund and opening it to everyone. so one of my classmates was like, wtf? and he goes up to one of his friends and says, "ashley, [me] wants to create a mutual fund. would you invest in his mutual fund...or my penis?" and she says "i think i'll go with hal's penis." so i say, "well *i* can guarantee my fund will rise..."

John0101
02-03-2004, 08:56 PM
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