Things that you could say to a girl that could make things go sour quick

[Cipherous]

To an Indian chick:
Damn baby and I thought the hottest thing out of India was the curry

To any Asian chick:
Can I get that booty for take out?

To any chick:
I maybe Asian, but I usually have to pee with both hands.

you've gotten to 1st,2nd,3rd and heading home:
Hey...theres a snake loose in this bed and hes looking for a place to burrow

[teaz0r]

"do you take personal cheques? or is it cash only?"

[ChinaLama]

for her birthday:

Here's a quarter. Let me put it in your slot.

[Emperor_Mike]

So when can I fuck your hot sister?

[teaz0r]

*gasp*!
you said the "f" word!!!!

[younggiftedandblack]

Me: Got some black in you?

Girl: Um. No.

Me: Want some? :wink:

[Emperor_Mike]

*gasp*!
you said the "f" word!!!!

I've been a bad boy lately.

[thaite]

"You're not as good-looking as my last girlfriend."

[golden_buns]

you're fat

[mr. x]

you're fat

hehe

her: "does this dress make me look fat?"
him: "no of course not! it's your hips that make you fat!"

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

"I can give you the gift that stays with you for life: Herpes."
"You're not like the other women I've dated. First of all, you're not a woman..."
"The law requires me to inform you that I am a registered sex offender. Personally, I think she at least looked 15, but no one ever gives you the benefit of the doubt."
"I'm sensitive."

[teaz0r]

"I can give you the gift that stays with you for life: Herpes."
"You're not like the other women I've dated. First of all, you're not a woman..."
"The law requires me to inform you that I am a registered sex offender. Personally, I think she at least looked 15, but no one ever gives you the benefit of the doubt."
"I'm sensitive."


iiiiiiiii want to be your marla.

[DragonKnight]

"think you can be as good as the last girl in banged?"

[stunninglyAsian]

to black women - I like my women just the way I like my coffee, hot and black

as you're starting to undress her - Wow... you're fatter than you look in your clothes. You sure do know how to hide your fat well. (remove another layer of clothing) Whoa! That roll just popped outta no where!

to non-Asian girls- Have you seen the last samurai? Well how about letting me be your first samurai? (Followed by the ace ventura "oh yes, can you feel it" pumping motion). Oh yeah!

[Deadpool]

to non-Asian girls- Have you seen the last samurai? Well how about letting me be your first samurai? (Followed by the ace ventura "oh yes, can you feel it" pumping motion). Oh yeah!

LoL. Gotta use this on Campus.

[deez nuts]

dinner's on you? thanks.

[mr. x]

anyone use to watch baywatch? there was that episode with Geraldo and he was like a loser with a hot gf and the hot gf was smitten with Mitch (hasselhoff). so basically Mitch tries to do everything he can to turn her off so she'll go back to the bf. anyway he acts really dumb and treats her s--t but at the end of the day she's like "you're everything i hoped for!"

[Fireblade]

"My pants itch, hold up a sec and lemme scratch my balls."
"Do you cosplay? Cuz I Do! I LOOVE being Sailor Moon."
"I think Otakus have a bad reputation. Not all of us watch animated porn. We dig the real stuff too!"
"Hold on a second, I need to check in with my mom. She says that I can't stay out past 9pm on a weekend."
"You know, I only agreeded to date you, cuz I want to have sex. You know that right? But not with you. With your younger sister. Do you think you can arrange that?"
"Do you have any hand lotion? No... I mean the good kind. Like bath and bodyworks? And do you have some lip gloss? Huh? No... I'm straight. Hey, do you got a mirror?"

[ChinaLama]

I actually said this to the-girl-of-my-dreams once:

"My gf will be the one thing you're not... good-looking."

no wonder she went to the prom w/ my friend instead of w/ me. :(

[Napoleon Chynamite]

hehe

her: "does this dress make me look fat?"
him: "no of course not! it's your hips that make you fat!"

no, your face does ^^

[John0101]

Hey, look, isn't the girl over there pretty?

[ChinaLama]

i'm gay. only when i'm around you, though. No, wait. When i'm around your hot friend, i'm gay, too, but in the happy sense.

[missmeow]

I actually said this to the-girl-of-my-dreams once:

"My gf will be the one thing you're not... good-looking."

no wonder she went to the prom w/ my friend instead of w/ me. :(

OMG, what were trying to do?

[missmeow]

You know, most guys don't like a thick girl, but I think you're alright...

[ChinaLama]

OMG, what were trying to do?

other things i've said to girls i like:

"I didn't recognize you last time cuz you were so ugly." (i think i said something like that but a bit less harsh)
"you're a man-hating lesbian."
"if you've had fever for so long, you should get checked for STDs."
"you're gonna marry me whether you want to or not."
"You will have sex with me."

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I bet I can hock a loogie farther than you ^^

Edit: Actually wait never mind, some of the girls I hang out with would actually find that funny or attractive.

[mr. x]

China what WERE u thinking?!?! reverse psychology does NOT work

"she'll be crying so hard she'll HAVE to come running in my arms begging for a second chance!"

[missmeow]

other things i've said to girls i like:

"I didn't recognize you last time cuz you were so ugly." (i think i said something like that but a bit less harsh)
"you're a man-hating lesbian."
"if you've had fever for so long, you should get checked for STDs."
"you're gonna marry me whether you want to or not."
"You will have sex with me."


And you wonder why you're not getting any? eek!

Or maybe you're one of those types that wants a big fight and some rough ridin'. Yeah, I know what's up, ya lil freakadillie.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Did you ride the special bus when you were little?...cause you're so so special to me. ^^

[deez nuts]

Did you ride the special bus when you were little?...cause you're so so special to me. ^^


**jumps up and down waves hands in the air**

"here comes the bus.....here comes the bus**

[deez nuts]

other things i've said to girls i like:


"you're gonna marry me whether you want to or not."
"You will have sex with me."


he's a man of action. he's action man.

[ChinaLama]

And you wonder why you're not getting any? eek!

Or maybe you're one of those types that wants a big fight and some rough ridin'. Yeah, I know what's up, ya lil freakadillie.

i set myself up for failure so i can have more drama in my life. :cool:

[Emperor_Mike]

**jumps up and down waves hands in the air**

"here comes the bus.....here comes the bus**

After posting on YW for the last few months I've come to consider a great number of you as being very *special.* :tongue:

[TTChino]

I have a refractory period of 2 days....

[golden_buns]

why say something when you can just pinch her booty or grab a booby

[Emperor_Mike]

I have a refractory period of 2 days....

Medical thing? I don't know...haven't heard of a refractory period of more than five minutes before in young people. :confused:

[deez nuts]

After posting on YW for the last few months I've come to consider a great number of you as being very *special.* :tongue:


i am special

special like a canadian

http://www.arkworld.com/southpark/pics/greetings321.jpg



eh?

[TTChino]

i am special

special like a canadian

http://www.arkworld.com/southpark/pics/greetings321.jpg

eh?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[golden_buns]

Hahahahahahaha

[ChinaLama]

terrence, let's go look for treasure!

[kasia]

dinner's on you? thanks.

this works amazingly well.

[deez nuts]

this works amazingly well.

oh yeah, i did it a few times to kill a bad first date. i say "dinners on you? thank you so much. and thanks for the date. i'll call you sometimes" and then start to get up and leave.

no latchers and no money out of my pocket.

[Emperor_Mike]

i am special

special like a canadian

http://www.arkworld.com/southpark/pics/greetings321.jpg



eh?


Damn you! I'm Canadian!

Eh?

[applehead]

why say something when you can just pinch her booty or grab a booby

what a slimebaaaaaaall!!!

[golden_buns]

what a slimebaaaaaaall!!!

*pinch*
:biggrin:

[applehead]

anyone's hand on my ass besides
my own, makes me gaseous.
*fart*

[mr. x]

anyone's hand on my ass besides
my own, makes me gaseous.
*fart*

thatll make em regret hitting that

[golden_buns]

thatll make em regret hitting that

not really, that avoids the gas leakage

[applehead]

eeeeeeeeeeeeew!
CK!

[golden_buns]

eeeeeeeeeeeeew!
CK!

What! I'm sacrificing my hand to save the world from intoxication, you terrorist

[ChinaLama]

meena's a vegetarian so she only emits clean farts.

[kinith]

Things that you could say to a girl that could make things go sour quick

Do you swallow?

[rice cracker]

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."

[537]

"I think my nut just broke."

[Fireblade]

"when I pee, it runs over my balls. That's why i have this special cup!"

[mrazntre]

This is a spinoff from the "Picking up girls" thread.

Have you ever encountered someone that was less than beautiful? Has this person ever made unwanted sexual advances? Constantly?

That's what we're here to talk about: Crazy women, with crazy ideas.

I'm sorry ladies, but if we ain't feelin ya... we ain't feelin ya. And for the most part, it's because of your physical appearance. A woman's emotional attractiveness does play a part in getting a man, but let's face it, society judges books by their covers and I am no different.

What things have you MEN done in order to get a woman off your jock?

In order to de-attract some women, I've done the following:

1) Told them that they were physically unpleasing to the eye
2) Didn't respond to phone calls, emails, faxes, or texts
3) Made extremely chauvanistic responses
4) Treat them like shit
5) Took advantage of them conspicuously
6) Cuss extravagantly
7) I have even broken it down to them, straight up
8) Act arrogant

And they're still on the jZock. What to do, what to do.....

[nonamerasian]

Why the games?

Try #7 from the get go.

[BigLew]

I just say I'm not looking for a relationship but we can be friends.

[truMp]

This is a spinoff from the "Picking up girls" thread.

Have you ever encountered someone that was less than beautiful? Has this person ever made unwanted sexual advances? Constantly?

That's what we're here to talk about: Crazy women, with crazy ideas.

I'm sorry ladies, but if we ain't feelin ya... we ain't feelin ya. And for the most part, it's because of your physical appearance. A woman's emotional attractiveness does play a part in getting a man, but let's face it, society judges books by their covers and I am no different.

What things have you MEN done in order to get a woman off your jock?

In order to de-attract some women, I've done the following:

1) Told them that they were physically unpleasing to the eye
2) Didn't respond to phone calls, emails, faxes, or texts
3) Made extremely chauvanistic responses
4) Treat them like shit
5) Took advantage of them conspicuously
6) Cuss extravagantly
7) I have even broken it down to them, straight up
8) Act arrogant

And they're still on the jZock. What to do, what to do.....

you took the idea from me, even the term "de-attract". BIOTCH.

jp.

well what I would do is just shut them out of my prescense.

[Fireblade]

I simply show my face... and away they go. Woot.

[Beat180]

Does being yourself count? lol

[Emperor_Mike]

"Thank you, I'm flattered but I'm afraid I can't commit myself to a relationship right now."

or

"I just don't feel any attraction between us."

Failing that, I avoid and ignore. Some people just won't take "no" for an answer.

[mrazntre]

Well, the disclaimer is on the very first line... :rolleyes:

What do you do with the ones that just won't take no for an answer and even press the issue further? Nasty...

Imagine some hoodrat texting you "I'm always thinking of you." Even after you tell her to get outta you face.

Why the games?

Try #7 from the get go.

because they're crazy and don't even get it when you break it down.

[Faithless]

Find out what they absolutely hate and tell them how much you love that shit. Or just do the shit they hate, if it aint illegal.

Un-potential SO: Are you chewing on your nails? Yuck!

You: And eating them, too. Want some? Oh, man! This one's got dirt under it.

[golden_buns]

Throw a fart and blame it on her

[hooligan]

Some times, those potential SOs think it's cute that we do crazy things. There are some strange, strange people out there.

[BigLew]

Imagine some hoodrat texting you "I'm always thinking of you."Shouldn't have given out a number.

[nola]

Have you ever encountered someone that was less than beautiful? Has this person ever made unwanted sexual advances? Constantly?

That's what we're here to talk about: Crazy women, with crazy ideas.

I'm sorry ladies, but if we ain't feelin ya... we ain't feelin ya. And for the most part, it's because of your physical appearance.
females men aren't feeling are called "stalkers".

now you know how women feel.

[so_fee_ahh]

don't shower for a week straight, eat lotsa garlic/onion and then ask for a kiss while you scratch your armpits and butt. don't rinse and repeat.

[applehead]

ya know sy, aside from number 1 and 7
all those other tactics seem like it might
attract her all the more.
it's like playing hard to get.
she can't have you so she wants
you more.

[BigLew]

Pretend you like her and start acting realy needy. Call every 5 minutes, tell her you love her at least 7 times a day, constantly show you need her approval.

[applehead]

Pretend you like her and start acting realy needy. Call every 5 minutes, tell her you love her at least 7 times a day, constantly show you need her approval.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
karma karma!!!
that's funny.

[SunWuKong]

tell her you're gay. duh.

[so_fee_ahh]

noo, that doesn't work. my brother once had this crazy, insane stalker "I THINK I LOVE YOU!!!! *giggle* *twirl hair*" type of girl calling every 5 mintues (no, literally!) to ask for him...i asked him once, "why don't you just tell that chick you're gay?" and he started turning red...and was like, "i did...it just doesn't work"...so the next time she called, i was like, "umm...bitch, you gotta stop calling. danny ain't interested in you. hate to break it to you" and the next couple times she called, no one answered and i think she FINALLY got the hint. daaaaaang, some girls...

[moJo]

tell her you're gay. duh.
or tell her you're getting married. not as much of a stretch as rad's suggestion there. :tongue:

[mrazntre]

or tell her you're getting married. not as much of a stretch as rad's suggestion there. :tongue:

d00d. if you tell a girl that, she'll want you even MORE. Girls always want something they can't have and "marriage" oooh. That's like a diamond to a girl.

[Tao]

d00d. if you tell a girl that, she'll want you even MORE. Girls always want something they can't have and "marriage" oooh. That's like a diamond to a girl.yeah jo, she'll just try to find out who it can possibly be and slit her throat

[moJo]

yeah jo, she'll just try to find out who it can possibly be and slit her throat
whoops i forgot we were talking about crazy psycho chicks here. :p

good luck sy.

[ZiJing]

you get another girlfriend and make sure the one you're trying to get rid of sees you two kissing...or doing it...whichever is more convienent

[SunWuKong]

whoops i forgot we were talking about crazy psycho chicks here. :p

good luck sy.

actually a lot of "relatively" well-adjusted girls are attracted to married men more so because they're married.

noo, that doesn't work. my brother once had this crazy, insane stalker "I THINK I LOVE YOU!!!! *giggle* *twirl hair*" type of girl calling every 5 mintues (no, literally!) to ask for him...i asked him once, "why don't you just tell that chick you're gay?" and he started turning red...and was like, "i did...it just doesn't work"...so the next time she called, i was like, "umm...bitch, you gotta stop calling. danny ain't interested in you. hate to break it to you" and the next couple times she called, no one answered and i think she FINALLY got the hint. daaaaaang, some girls...

well what else did she do besides calling every 5 minutes? i mean, was she ugly? there must be a reason why your brother didn't take advantage of it and get lots of free sex out of it.

you get another girlfriend and make sure the one you're trying to get rid of sees you two kissing...or doing it...whichever is more convienent

you know, this really depends on the girl. the co-dependent type of girl will just want the guy more. this would only work on the more independent type of girl. i mean, how many girls have given a guy a "second chance" after he's been caught cheating? it's pretty ridiculous.

[artsfartsyjanet]

I know a guy who simply just didn't call this girl anymore after kissing her once and thought her breath stank.

[bluemonq]

hire me to hang around you all the time. i'm serious. for some reason, at times i exude a "no girl contact zone" ranging from 5 to 10 feet in radius... must be a pheremone thing. they might loiter, but they won't approach. there have been many times when one of my friends wanted to get rid of a girl that was following them around or someone they just weren't interested in, they just hung out with me more than normal. i'll do $8/hour plus directly related expenses :grin:

course, there are always a few people who are immune. in which case, run like hell...

[John0101]

this never happened to me before, but in an ideal world I would play with her head. But in the real world I will politely say "no, im sorry".

[mr. x]

mrazntre simply stop being the sexy bitch you are you sexy bitch

alright i know nothing about such situations so all i can say really is find out what "kind" of guy's she likes and doesnt like and obviously personify her pet peeves. if she hates guys who are playas then get yourself an entourage of the finest honies you WOULD want to be around and do that stuff in full view of her

[Fireblade]

be as disgusting as possible. Also, start acting really retarded. And wet your pants when you approach the bathroom. Then mention how much you hate that person's clothing or what-not. Then show rampant amounts of displeasure in the form of physical violence against objects, only to do so that you cry or yell out things like "owie!" and then whine and bitch about the pain all day. Be incredible infantile, and cheap. Oh... selfishness works too.

IF they still want you after that... I have no idea how to drive them away. Aside from Really bad B.O.

[Arex]

^--- Taking Fireblade's suggestion a tad further, I think a daily crap in the pants for about a week straight will get rid of pretty much any girl problem.=)

Short of that, if being brutally honest doesn't even work, try being brutally brutally honest: "The only reason I would give you the time of day is for purely deviant sexual purposes. However, because I know I'll have a hard time getting it up because I find you so foul, in order for us to hang out you must wear this brown paper bag over your head. You cannot get upset that I shout out different girls' names during sex as I will be trying hard to imagine I'm with that other girl. The word "no" is not in your vocabulary. In fact, you must never speak at all while we're together as that will ruin the fantasy that I'm with someone else. And, as soon as I find a real girl, you must agree to disappear without a complaint." If she's down with all of that, then she's at least worth messing around with for a little while.

RX

[ZiJing]

*lightbulb* oy, i just thought of another marvelous idea!

ask her best friend out, totally ignoring her might work...

edit:

this is pretty mean...ok, it's WAY more than pretty mean, but hey, it gets the point across.
send her this letter. and put her name in the blanks. oh yea, my friend found this on insultmonger.com i believe.

Dear ___,

It is with regret that I write this letter of farewell. It's not that I regret leaving you, but that I regret ever dating your sorry ass, ___. You are so mind-numbingly boring that even your dog falls asleep when you come home. Still, you have that certain nothing. You're about as much fun as watching a troupe of chimpanzees vomiting over each other. If sex appeal were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the cobwebs off your own genitalia. You get carried away with your own self-importance. The trouble is, you don't get carried far enough away. No one likes you; even your Mother sent you a Christmas card with "Die!" written on it. Nevertheless, you continue to show a great deal of promise, and maintain an unbroken record of broken promises. You always wanted to be somebody, but you should have been more specific. Your personality grows on people - just like a fungus grows on cheese. ___, if you are thinking of replying to this letter, save your breath - you'll need it to inflate your next date. But you could try calling call me some day, so I can have the pleasure of hanging up on you. I'd like to say it's been fun knowing you, but neither of us believe that.

[stunninglyAsian]

All the initial suggestions will just make a girl try harder- acting arrogant, ignoring her, being mean to her. No, my friends, running away will not solve the problem.

What you want to do is to avoid her very briefly, let the feelings form into a crush. Since she doesn't know you or know your dating side too well, she'll start making things up to fill in the blanks. Eventually she will come up with this idealized image of you that nobody can fufill.

Now at this point, is when you run right into the problem. If she asks on a date, go for it. If she calls, pick it up. If shes waiting for you after class or work and wants to spend time with, do it. Agree to everything she wants to do... BUT show slight apathy and be boring. In fact, let her friends hang out with the two of you but be boring. Not rude or comatose, but just boring. Now the reality does not match the fantasy. And eventually somebody on her side is gonna think, "He's is only saying yes to her because she likes him, not because of her- which no girl wants to be in that situation. And then her friends will start saying, "He's kinda boring." And once her girlfriends plant the seed of doubt, the battle is already won. Now you just have to keep on calling until she ignores you. Problem solved.

[Hiroshi2]

I just act completely disinterested and lame and bored. It might end up looking like I'm annoyed after a while though.


Problem is, sometimes I've acted like I was disinterested with girls I was genuinely interested in just cause I didn't want look too clingy, or too interested.

[stunninglyAsian]

The thread title does sound a bit messed up... de-attracting women?
I've never had to de-attract a woman, that sounds like a complete waste to me...

[DragonKnight]

Hrm, in a rare occasion that I somehow have to chase away some chick that I am not attracted to but is attracted to me, I'll just straight up tell her I don't like her. Granted a bit of encouragement of letting her know I have friends that can get her a nice room in Napa State may be needed. But then girls that are attracted to me need to have their head check anyways. :rolleyes:

[Azn Retribution]

tell them straight up the truth? Im just not attracted to you like that.
or if thats not possible because Im being a pussy and fearful of the dramatic onslaught that will follow. (ie i want to date her hot friend)

ignore and pray she gets a clue?

[Faithless]

tell her you're gay. duh.
Then she says, "Oo, I've always wanted to be a fag hag (http://www.newstatesman.com/site.php3?newTemplate=NSArticle_Arts&newDisplayURN=200409060003).

[deez nuts]

i puked on her and in her louis vuitton bag cuz i was really drunk.

after that she stopped asking to come along with me when i go out with my friends.

[537]

Im confused.

"Fuck off" no longer works????

[Hiroshi2]

OMG I realize I'm in this situation now. We're cool, not really *good* friends, we just kinda know each other. She's always really flirtatious with me, usually involves hitting, playing, etc. But that's not why I don't like her. Actually I don't know why I don't, I just don't. I admit I don't like it when girls are too nice to me, I don't trust that shit is the main reason why I feel that way. I'd rather do stuff for her and express how I feel, not the other way around.


I've been figuring out how am I going to tell her I don't like her or if she'll ever get the message. She makes it a point to speak to me almost every time we fuckin pass each other in the hall, which I don't do even with my close friends, male or female. One of my boys caught on to that shit the other day and he was like, "I'll hook ya up man, I can tell she likes you." And I'm like, "naw, man, I don't want her". And he was like, "yeah you do! She's your girlfriend! The biggest, blackest, ugliest bitch in school is your girlfriend." And the thing is, her size isn't the reason I don't like her, hell I think it would make for one hell of a freaky night. But still...........I just don't and truthfully I'd wish she'd leave me alone sometimes. Like I said, I don't dislike her but I don't like her either.

[stunninglyAsian]

Don't tell her you don't like her unless it comes down to that- I don't know her, but if you have a "We have to talk" discussion with her prematurely, she can very easily turn it around and say, "Fuck you, you're not all that, I just wanted to be friends, etc." And she can go around telling everybody that you want her and you have no defence because she never did ask you out or do anything expect for talk to you in the hall every time she sees you, which doesn't mean anything- a lot of people can be like that.

i puked on her and in her louis vuitton bag cuz i was really drunk.

after that she stopped asking to come along with me when i go out with my friends.

Oooohhh damn... you puked in a Louis Vuitton bag? I'm surprised she hasn't gone after the family jewels with a rusty knife yet.

[mrazntre]

Im confused.

"Fuck off" no longer works????

nope...

i puked on her and in her louis vuitton bag cuz i was really drunk.

after that she stopped asking to come along with me when i go out with my friends.

was it a fakie?

[Hiroshi2]

OK i really need some help now, for real. That same girl I mentioned in the previous post, yeah..................she's still on me, man. I could pass by her 5 times in a hour and she would want me to speak to her every time. Damn, girl. She said in a joking manner one time, "oh so you can't speak to me?" And inside I'm thinking, "naw bitch leave me alone!" OK seriously though......................I'm just not attracted to her. Plus her perfume stinks. My boys was cracking on me about it, but some of them can't talk, cause they got ugly girls they can't shake off either. But that's not it. I don't care what they say about her, her size, whatever cause if I was really feeling her I wouldn't give no fuck. But since I'm not.....................I mean, it's not that I dislike her (at least at first I didn't). I just don't like her.

[mrazntre]

Tell her straight up that you only like her as a friend.

[Hiroshi2]

That's the crazy thing - she never said straight up, I like you. She just gave away all the obvious signals. She mentioned once she had a boyfriend, but she never mentioned him again, never talked about him again, never gave a name, never heard nobody else talk about him. Sometimes I wonder if she said that just to make me think some other dude thought she was attractive, so that *I* would think she was attractive. Which is real desperate. I don't even remember how I met her. She just knew my name somehow............................


And it's not like she's a real good friend. I just kinda know her, I don't remember ever even having a conversation with her. Just small talk.

[mrazntre]

how about this

Everytime you see her, yell out real loud "GGGGGGGG G UNIT!!!"

That'd be fucking cool.

And then when she asks you a question, do the David Chappelle thing YEEEAAAAYYYY!!! WHAAAATT!!!?!?!? OKAAAAY!!!!

[Hiroshi2]

LOL




WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OOOOOOKAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!


Actually that would be pretty funny. But then she'd think I was crazy. But then she'd be off my back. Hmmm......................

[mrazntre]

LOL




WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OOOOOOKAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!


Actually that would be pretty funny. But then she'd think I was crazy. But then she'd be off my back. Hmmm......................

i'm telling you homie, that shit will work.

[Deadpool]

how about this

Everytime you see her, yell out real loud "GGGGGGGG G UNIT!!!"

That'd be fucking cool.

And then when she asks you a question, do the David Chappelle thing YEEEAAAAYYYY!!! WHAAAATT!!!?!?!? OKAAAAY!!!!

Dress all ghetto rapperish and yell out real loud "I got a S-S-S-S-S-Small UNIT!"

[mrazntre]

Dress all ghetto rapperish and yell out real loud "I got a S-S-S-S-S-Small UNIT!"

That's a good one too!

[Pookie_gal]

LOL




WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OOOOOOKAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!


Actually that would be pretty funny. But then she'd think I was crazy. But then she'd be off my back. Hmmm......................

You should start twitching your head, or start scratching, everytime she goes near you. Then say "damn, that only happens when I'm near you. Maybe I'm allergic to you." That should keep her *slightly* away from you.

Seriously though, I know guys don't like confrontation but you should just take time out, and speak to her by herself. Tell her that you have a big head and you're arrogant, but you're getting signals that she likes you. Ask her if that's true. If it is, then let her down gently. If it's not true, then she'll just think you have a big ego and leave you well alone. Unless she's totally in love with you. In which case you have a problem.
mwahahahahaha :D

[Kris]

can you keep your head straight. the lighting makes you look like my ex.

[Faithless]

wow, you look amazingly like my mother.

I HATE MY FUCKING MOTHER!

[mr. x]

hiroshi you gots to do/say all kindsa wacked out shit, find what makes her cringe the most and repeat

[mrazntre]

1) You look like my sister (i guess down south that'd be a good thing....:biggrin:)
2) Damn! your sister is HOT!
3) How come you're so fat?
4) It's like a jungle down there!
5) Your breath stinks worse than your c00ch.
6)) My chest is bigger than your tits.

[BigLew]

I love you!

[mrazntre]

I love you!

no no no ... that'll make the chick stick to you like dirrty gum on your shoe on the sidewalk on a summer day.

now, if a girl says it to a guy....*BAM*

[BigLew]

no no no ... that'll make the chick stick to you like dirrty gum on your shoe on the sidewalk on a summer day.And who says that's a good thing?

[so_fee_ahh]

"Holy shit! It's five o' clock...hold on one sec, babe. I gotta go take my herpes medication...you know what a bitch that can be, right."

[mrazntre]

And who says that's a good thing?

but you're the one that said it!

"Holy shit! It's five o' clock...hold on one sec, babe. I gotta go take my herpes medication...you know what a bitch that can be, right."

oh shit :eek: you weren't joking when you told me that last night?

[Hiroshi2]

Maybe I should say something about girls who wear perfume. Cause hers stank. It don't stink. It stank. I hate it. I had a girlfriend in 8th grade that wore that same perfume and I never said nothing to her about it, but afterwards I was like, "you need to take that shit off". She still wears it now.

[bluemonq]

oh shit :eek: you weren't joking when you told me that last night?
:frown: she isn't :tongue:

[achtungbaby]

Merged with the thread on de-attracting girls.

[mrazntre]

Merged with the thread on de-attracting girls.

ahh... good move. that's why you're the Admin.

[Kris]

i didn't know youre _____. youre younger than you look.

[mrazntre]

i didn't know youre _____. youre younger than you look.

that would get you some, not make things go sour.

It's more like "You're 20!!! By the wrinkles on your face and the saggage, I thought you were 35!!!" :biggrin:

[Kris]

It's more like "You're 20!!! By the wrinkles on your face and the saggage, I thought you were 35!!!" :biggrin:

thats what i meant :biggrin:

[Fireblade]

"I think you need a boob job. Your tits are too small."

[Kris]

can you move over a bit, youre blocking my view of the cute girl

[sinisterpanda]

[QUOTE=stunninglyAsian]to black women - I like my women just the way I like my coffee, hot and black
QUOTE]

"I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them." Eddie Izzard.

[Hiroshi2]

i bet yo pussy stank

[mr. x]

if you suffocated me with those titties Id die with a smile on my face

[Fireblade]

I have herpes.

[s1eve]

"Your mom is hot!"

"Girl, you got big feet..."

[sageb1]

girls who wear perfume obviously secretly fear they STINK like SWEAT.

[LilJon]

you ladies ever been penetrated? giggidy giggidy giggidy xD

[Commando_turned_MD]

You smell like tuna.............

[tommyhtown]

'All the girls I had been dating are size 4 or less. You are the first girl I date that went beyond that size'

[Hiroshi2]

I got a bigger dick than your daddy



Well maybe that won't make things go sour, if she's curious..............

[ZiJing]

to black women - I like my women just the way I like my coffee, hot and black


"I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them." Eddie Izzard.

"i like my women just like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer" --my english teacher.

[bluemonq]

I got a bigger dick than your daddy

Well maybe that won't make things go sour, if she's curious..............
it she doesn't get turned off, maybe you should be a bit apprehensive. and you could take that three ways.

[Hiroshi2]

I think I fucked this one up today.



I was at the Y hooping and working out with three other dudes..............since I'm not a member the girl behind the front desk, who was kinda cute and I had been flirting with, asked me for my driver's license. She saw that my weight was listed as 175 (an exaggeration I admit, because I am real skinny). And she was like, "you weigh 175? Where?" And I said "in my pants". Everybody cracked up but of course she was like, "a mess" and just looked at me in a disgusted way. Yeah. LOL

[Tao]

I think I fucked this one up today.



I was at the Y hooping and working out with three other dudes..............since I'm not a member the girl behind the front desk, who was kinda cute and I had been flirting with, asked me for my driver's license. She saw that my weight was listed as 175 (an exaggeration I admit, because I am real skinny). And she was like, "you weigh 175? Where?" And I said "in my pants". Everybody cracked up but of course she was like, "a mess" and just looked at me in a disgusted way. Yeah. LOL
hahahahhahaha, priceless

[Hapa Meister]

I think I might be in love with you (on 2nd date).

[bluemonq]

I think I fucked this one up today.



I was at the Y hooping and working out with three other dudes..............since I'm not a member the girl behind the front desk, who was kinda cute and I had been flirting with, asked me for my driver's license. She saw that my weight was listed as 175 (an exaggeration I admit, because I am real skinny). And she was like, "you weigh 175? Where?" And I said "in my pants". Everybody cracked up but of course she was like, "a mess" and just looked at me in a disgusted way. Yeah. LOL
was that reflex?:biggrin:

[archspeed]

Well, she's not a girl I like or anything, but I was talking to this female friend and the IM conversation went something like this.

Basically I need a hook up for a date for this Sat (some stuffs I have to attend). So she said her sister works for that company, too. Then she said her sister quits that company a while ago, and that her sister is a model now.

And this is what I said:

Me: Dayam, she's a model?
Me: Wow!
Me: Then she doesn't look like you at all then...

*Total silence followed*

Me: Hey, I'm just playing. I'm sorry.

*She signed off*

PS: That female friend was my boss when I worked at a government company a while back...

Way TO GO, ARCHHH!!!

[Tao]

Well, she's not a girl I like or anything, but I was talking to this female friend and the IM conversation went something like this.

Basically I need a hook up for a date for this Sat (some stuffs I have to attend). So she said her sister works for that company, too. Then she said her sister quits that company a while ago, and that her sister is a model now.

And this is what I said:

Me: Dayam, she's a model?
Me: Wow!
Me: Then she doesn't look like you at all then...

*Total silence followed*

Me: Hey, I'm just playing. I'm sorry.

*She signed off*

PS: That female friend was my boss when I worked at a government company a while back...

Way TO GO, ARCHHH!!!

wow...that's a MAJOR fuck up. damn man, how do you not catch that while typing? i mean i might understand it if you said it and didn't catch yourself, but fucking up on aim is like....wow that's major foot in mouth.

[archspeed]

Tell me about it....

She's really nice to us intern kids when we work there, too. I'm kinda bummed...

Thing is, I type faster than I speak (I do consisten 93 gross words per minute, with 98% accuracy), so because of that, the moment I think of something, it's already been typed out.

Oh vell, if she does talk to me again, I'll just act like I never said that stuff.