Strange sex position

[BeTheReds]

Okay.. first and foremost, I am not a porn addict. I only watch it now and then, like once every 2 months, and if I have a gf, then even less.

But I was watching a porn yesterday and one of those positions made me spit out whatever I was drinking and say WOW! (ok not really, but it was still pretty amazing) I'll explain

Step 1 - Furniture

A. A sturdy chair with 2 armrests, back against the wall
B. A sturdy table 3 feet across from the chair.

Step 2- Male placement (balancing back arch)

A. Feet are planted flat on the edge of the table.
B. Hands on the armrests of the chair, arms extending vertically from the armrests.

Step 3 - Female placement
A. One foot flat on the floor between the man's legs (which should be planted on the table see Step 2, A)
B. The other foot flat against the wall, slightly above the man's shoulder.
C. For extra support, one hand can be planted on the man's chest

Men, contract your abs to thrust. Women, play with your boobs or his chest or something.


Cautions in order to prevent injury

1. Be sure that the furniture is sturdy enough to support your weight.
2. Men, be sure your hands are not slippery, as you need tight grip on the chair
3. Men, be sure to have your lower body elevated high enough so as to reach the woman. Otherwise slipping out will occur more than once. Re-entry has got to be nearly impossible.
4. Men, don't thrust to hard, otherwise you will offset her balance. This WILL lead to serious injury to both of you.
5. Women, have control of your limbs, lest you offset your balance. This WILL lead to serious injury to both of you.


Now, I'm not saying that you should all go out there and try it, because it takes super flexibility for women, endurance for muscle pain in men, super balance for both of you, control even during orgasmic spasms, and critical accuracy. But it looks fucking cool!

[amietron]

OH MY GOD.

was it japanese porn? =O

[mr. x]

wow, cirque du porn

was this japanese or western? sounds like some pretty complex stuff.

[teaz0r]

wait, i'm a visual learner. draw a diagram.
a stickman diagram stickin it in to a stickgirl.

[Chester]

OH MY GOD.

was it japanese porn? =O
No. That's not Japanese style...at all.

If it were a Japanese porno, one girl would be ritualistically tied to the chair with 100 men cumming on her, with another girl on the table, dressed up in a Sailor Moon outfit, being mauled by a couple depraved salarymen.

And both would be mewling like squeaky chairs.

[amietron]

No. That's not Japanese style...at all.

If it were a Japanese porno, one girl would be ritualistically tied to the chair with 100 men cumming on her, with another girl on the table, dressed up in a Sailor Moon outfit, being mauled by a couple depraved salarymen.

And both would be mewling like squeaky chairs.
would they say things like... itai itai?

i've never watched japanese porn before. my porn knowledge is very limited.

[AngryABCGirl]

That's so complicated, I think I need an animated diagram.

[moJo]

wow, my eyes glazed over less than halfway through (but my friends think i have ADD, so it's probably me)! but i did catch a part that makes me think that this is a a great ab workout for the guys.

if i ever have the desire to try this, i'll print out your directions. :p

[mr. x]

would they say things like... itai itai?

i've never watched japanese porn before. my porn knowledge is very limited.

eh, just put in "japan" or something in kazaa and some av stuff comes up

or so i heard

anyway basically it involves a salaryman screwing a girls blurred genitals (yes blurred, apparently japanese cant handle genitals) and then she crys a lot

or so i heard

[BeTheReds]

OH MY GOD.

was it japanese porn? =O

Nope! Korean!

[Emperor_Mike]

Oooo...strong triceps seems to be good for this! I'll run it by my girlfriend and report back post haste!

But if either of us are in the hospital for broken bones then you'll have to wait a bit. Eh heh...

[ChinaLama]

Nope! Korean!

is it available via BT or kazaa? :D

[kitty]

hahahaha... here's my five minute stick figure diagram.
the girl's in grey.

BTR, is this right?

[nankanoen]

Oooo...strong triceps seems to be good for this!

seriously, yo. sounds like only those crazy olympic gymnasts could do this.

speaking of strange positions...one of my girlfriends wanted me to try this weird position...start off missionary style and while inside, flip around - while still maintaining penetration - so that the guy is facing the opposite way thrusting backwards almost. sounded like it would require a flexible member and a woman who could deal with sex while staring at my hairy goatass.

never got a chance to try it, sadly. i was younger (read: more sober) and not as crazy as i am now. i was such an idiot...she had furry handcuffs and i totally passed on them. *bashes head into wall several times*

[Emperor_Mike]

seriously, yo. sounds like only those crazy olympic gymnasts could do this.

speaking of strange positions...one of my girlfriends wanted me to try this weird position...start off missionary style and while inside, flip around - while still maintaining penetration - so that the guy is facing the opposite way thrusting backwards almost. sounded like it would require a flexible member and a woman who could deal with sex while staring at my hairy goatass.

never got a chance to try it, sadly. i was younger (read: more sober) and not as crazy as i am now. i was such an idiot...she had furry handcuffs and i totally passed on them. *bashes head into wall several times*

I have strong triceps. I'm gonna give it a shot if my gf's game. I hope I don't sustain injuries though, as I have lectures at 9AM tomorrow. :huh:

[Emperor_Mike]

hahahaha... here's my five minute stick figure diagram.
the girl's in grey.

BTR, is this right?

Haha! I think the girl's suppose to straddle the guy and somehow balance on top of him. :licka:

[ChinaLama]

hahahaha... here's my five minute stick figure diagram.
the girl's in grey.

BTR, is this right?

quite a workout for the guy.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

ya yooj...you gots my address, hurry that shit up

[amietron]

we have 2 durable chairs in my room.

[kboy75]

i've always thought korean porn sucks, but this... oh man... is it even arousing?

[achtungbaby]

I think it's necessary that you post the full streaming media of this alleged movies, BTR.

[amietron]

I think it's necessary that you post the full streaming media of this alleged movies, BTR.
you're condoning posting pornographic links on YW?

that's ... unheard of.

[achtungbaby]

you're condoning posting pornographic links on YW?

that's ... unheard of.Good point, Robin. BTR, upload it somewhere else and then post the link!

To the Batcave!

[deez nuts]

i heard hardcore porn is illegal in korea. and the only porn that can be distributed is softcore porn without penetration.

[achtungbaby]

i heard hardcore porn is illegal in korea. and the only porn that can be distributed is softcore porn without penetration.Yep. Isn't it like that in Japan too? Most of the Korean porn out there is strictly NC-17 type stuff.

[deez nuts]

i think japan can show the act of penetration, but it's fuzzed out.

[kitty]

i think japan can show the act of penetration, but it's fuzzed out.

that's the way it is with most hentai...

[BeTheReds]

hahahaha... here's my five minute stick figure diagram.
the girl's in grey.

BTR, is this right?


That's almost right.

Both the woman's legs are supposed to be straight and both the man's are bent.

Other than that, it's exactly right.

Those stick boobs are too big tho.

[BeTheReds]

seriously, yo. sounds like only those crazy olympic gymnasts could do this.

speaking of strange positions...one of my girlfriends wanted me to try this weird position...start off missionary style and while inside, flip around - while still maintaining penetration - so that the guy is facing the opposite way thrusting backwards almost. sounded like it would require a flexible member and a woman who could deal with sex while staring at my hairy goatass.

never got a chance to try it, sadly. i was younger (read: more sober) and not as crazy as i am now. i was such an idiot...she had furry handcuffs and i totally passed on them. *bashes head into wall several times*


That's not so difficult...


er so I've heard :blush:

[kitty]

That's almost right.

Both the woman's legs are supposed to be straight and both the man's are bent.

Other than that, it's exactly right.

Those stick boobs are too big tho.

bah... everyone's a perfectionist.

[amietron]

i heard hardcore porn is illegal in korea. and the only porn that can be distributed is softcore porn without penetration.
korean girls must be good at ... teasing. :licka:

[deez nuts]

korean girls must be good at ... teasing. :licka:


i wouldn't know. i got mad i.p.r. skills.

[applehead]

I have strong triceps. I'm gonna give it a shot if my gf's game. I hope I don't sustain injuries though, as I have lectures at 9AM tomorrow. :huh:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[BeTheReds]

Good point, Robin. BTR, upload it somewhere else and then post the link!

To the Batcave!


If you'll let me, I can make a still shot of it (and put a black box over the woman's boobs) and post that...

[applehead]

i still can't picture it.
even with kitty's drawing.

[BeTheReds]

i heard hardcore porn is illegal in korea. and the only porn that can be distributed is softcore porn without penetration.

Well, that's true of this porn. They kept doing the austin powers and putting objects in front of the genitals. like one time this girl was riding a guy and she was drinking coffee and held it in front of her crotch.

I honestly don't know if they were penetrating or not, cuz if not then they are great actresses and actors. I think they can penetrate as long as hey are not showing the penetration.

Besides, where else are you gonna hide a boner other than inside her?

[kitty]

i still can't picture it.
even with kitty's drawing.

seriously?

okay, picture a guy using his arms to holdhimself up off a chair seat, and using a table to keep his legs up.

then picture a girl, one foot on the ground, the other on his shoulder.

that's about all there is to it. ... it's actually not that strange a position, now that i've dissected it.

[TB4000]

Remember the days when the most strenuous position for a man was to actually hold his partner(I mean picking them up and holding them in your arms) while making love standing up? You had to have a strong ass upper body to do that....I'd have to do a few more crunches to get that chair thing down.

[BeTheReds]

seriously?

okay, picture a guy using his arms to holdhimself up off a chair seat, and using a table to keep his legs up.

then picture a girl, one foot on the ground, the other on his shoulder.

that's about all there is to it. ... it's actually not that strange a position, now that i've dissected it.


No! not on his shoulder, on the wall! And, her leg and foot which is touching the floor goes inbetween his legs! And the table isn't just holding his legs up, he's using it as the plant surface for his back arch!

[BeTheReds]

Remember the days when the most strenuous position for a man was to actually hold his partner(I mean picking them up and holding them in your arms) while making love standing up? You had to have a strong ass upper body to do that....I'd have to do a few more crunches to get that chair thing down.


That one's not all that hard. Depends on the weight of the girl tho.

[applehead]

i understood kitty's explanation
and then got confused by eugene's again.
the weirdest position i saw
was on sex and the city when samantha
first slept with the absolut hunk.
she was on the bed, doing a pose
that looks very similar to this...
http://www.yogajournal.com/poses/479_1.cfm
(hahahahahaha. i'm such a dork)
and he was literally sitting on her...

[BeTheReds]

i understood kitty's explanation
and then got confused by eugene's again.
the weirdest position i saw
was on sex and the city when samantha
first slept with the absolut hunk.
she was on the bed, doing a pose
that looks very similar to this...
http://www.yogajournal.com/poses/479_1.cfm
(hahahahahaha. i'm such a dork)
and he was literally sitting on her...

That's cuz kitty's got it all wrong.. here, I'll have to make my own stick drawing.

[BeTheReds]

Here u go!

[amietron]

Here u go!
that looks funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

we used to do what the boy is doing in ballet. the crab walk!

[kimpossible]

I have strong triceps.

You're such a damn tease.

[amietron]

You're such a damn tease.
especially with the penis measurements too, huh?

[mrazntre]

i. p . r. = international player reputation?

[applehead]

Here u go!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i'm more amused by the drawing.
good job!!
so she's on one leg?

[amietron]

i. p . r. = international player reputation?
instant panty remover.

[Fireblade]

impeccable penatration revelation

[BeTheReds]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i'm more amused by the drawing.
good job!!
so she's on one leg?


DUH!

[coagulated fat]

lol that picture

[mrazntre]

instant panty remover.


and you're the I.P.R. ee

Instant Panty Removeree

[himura-dono]

Okay.. first and foremost, I am not a porn addict. I only watch it now and then, like once every 2 months, and if I have a gf, then even less.

But I was watching a porn yesterday and one of those positions made me spit out whatever I was drinking and say WOW! (ok not really, but it was still pretty amazing) I'll explain

Step 1 - Furniture

A. A sturdy chair with 2 armrests, back against the wall
B. A sturdy table 3 feet across from the chair.

Step 2- Male placement (balancing back arch)

A. Feet are planted flat on the edge of the table.
B. Hands on the armrests of the chair, arms extending vertically from the armrests.

Step 3 - Female placement
A. One foot flat on the floor between the man's legs (which should be planted on the table see Step 2, A)
B. The other foot flat against the wall, slightly above the man's shoulder.
C. For extra support, one hand can be planted on the man's chest

Men, contract your abs to thrust. Women, play with your boobs or his chest or something.


Cautions in order to prevent injury

1. Be sure that the furniture is sturdy enough to support your weight.
2. Men, be sure your hands are not slippery, as you need tight grip on the chair
3. Men, be sure to have your lower body elevated high enough so as to reach the woman. Otherwise slipping out will occur more than once. Re-entry has got to be nearly impossible.
4. Men, don't thrust to hard, otherwise you will offset her balance. This WILL lead to serious injury to both of you.
5. Women, have control of your limbs, lest you offset your balance. This WILL lead to serious injury to both of you.


Now, I'm not saying that you should all go out there and try it, because it takes super flexibility for women, endurance for muscle pain in men, super balance for both of you, control even during orgasmic spasms, and critical accuracy. But it looks fucking cool!


:confused: hasn't anyone else done this? :confused:

[himura-dono]

Well, that's true of this porn. They kept doing the austin powers and putting objects in front of the genitals. like one time this girl was riding a guy and she was drinking coffee and held it in front of her crotch.

I honestly don't know if they were penetrating or not, cuz if not then they are great actresses and actors. I think they can penetrate as long as hey are not showing the penetration.

Besides, where else are you gonna hide a boner other than inside her?

i know i've seen a korean pr0n at a friends that had penetration (they were already watching, considered "pre-game" material) and bet i could find a clip somewhere on dc++ if i tried. then again, i don't know for sure if they had blocked it by camera angles or not, but i definitely don't remember stupid props being used to block penetration. hrm, i might have to find a clip to see if i'm wrong or not. =\

[BeTheReds]

i know i've seen a korean pr0n at a friends that had penetration (they were already watching, considered "pre-game" material) and bet i could find a clip somewhere on dc++ if i tried. then again, i don't know for sure if they had blocked it by camera angles or not, but i definitely don't remember stupid props being used to block penetration. hrm, i might have to find a clip to see if i'm wrong or not. =\


Lots of porn in Korea and Japan gets around the rules by having it filmed somewhere else and sent in by internet... Most raunchy Korean porn is from LA...

[amietron]

Lots of porn in Korea and Japan gets around the rules by having it filmed somewhere else and sent in by internet... Most raunchy Korean porn is from LA...
so like... are the girls in the porn k-town girls, then?

[BeTheReds]

so like... are the girls in the porn k-town girls, then?


Depends on what you mean by K-town girls. If you mean people who were raised in K-town then probably not. The American porn industry is much more lucrative if they wanted to do that kind of thing. But if you are talking about jobless illegal immigrants who live in K-town, then I'd say they are prominently featured in raunchy K-porn.

Take a good look at raunchy K-porn next time you see it. What does the room look like. Does it have any of the following; a plastic floor, an air conditioner (as in a machine on the wall, not as in vents), a telephone with what looks like a video screen on it (that's actually for answering the doorbell), lightswitches outsideof bathrooms? If so, then it's in Korea. If on the other hand, there is carpeting, drywall, vented heaters, and light switches in bathrooms, chances are it is not Korea.

[Emperor_Mike]

You're such a damn tease.

Maybe now's the time to break out the webcam to show off my rock hard bod whilst being clad in nothing by boxers. Wanna see my six pack? :biggrin:

[Emperor_Mike]

Maybe now's the time to break out the webcam to show off my rock hard bod whilst being clad in nothing but boxers. Wanna see my six pack? :biggrin:

[Emperor_Mike]

Double post!

[Emperor_Mike]

Whoops! There's no edit button!

[BeTheReds]

Whoops! There's no edit button!

I've alerted AB. I noticed that myself.

[Emperor_Mike]

I've alerted AB. I noticed that myself.

Or delete actually.

[amietron]

to edit a post, you click on the post count # in the upper right corner. then a window will pop up, and in the lower right corner will be an edit button.

[Emperor_Mike]

to edit a post, you click on the post count # in the upper right corner. then a window will pop up, and in the lower right corner will be an edit button.

Hmmm...I only have "reply" but no "edit."

[deez nuts]

and you're the I.P.R. ee

Instant Panty Removeree


hahahahaha

[kitty]

No! not on his shoulder, on the wall! And, her leg and foot which is touching the floor goes inbetween his legs! And the table isn't just holding his legs up, he's using it as the plant surface for his back arch!

oh... okay... I'll make a new diagram tonite... I got it now. :)

[kitty]

i understood kitty's explanation
and then got confused by eugene's again.
the weirdest position i saw
was on sex and the city when samantha
first slept with the absolut hunk.
she was on the bed, doing a pose
that looks very similar to this...
http://www.yogajournal.com/poses/479_1.cfm
(hahahahahaha. i'm such a dork)
and he was literally sitting on her...

the only worry about that position is breaking the girl's neck... and not much mobility for guy or girl.

[deez nuts]

Here u go!


oh, i know this position now.

[applehead]

Maybe now's the time to break out the webcam to show off my rock hard bod whilst being clad in nothing by boxers. Wanna see my six pack? :biggrin:


boxer shorts please.

[Emperor_Mike]

boxer shorts please.

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[applehead]

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Haha!

damn it. HH is right.
you are a tease.
i thought that was a link
and i clicked on it.

[Emperor_Mike]

damn it. HH is right.
you are a tease.
i thought that was a link
and i clicked on it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Eh heh... :biggrin:

[deez nuts]

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Now showing on a computer screen near you...

Haha!

only if it involves your girlfriend too.

otherwise, i'll pass.

[kimpossible]

damn it. HH is right.
you are a tease.
i thought that was a link
and i clicked on it.

He's an incubus. He feeds on the lust.

[Emperor_Mike]

He's an incubus. He feeds on the lust.

Damnation. Secret's out.

[Icepak]

This position would require one helluva quickie!

[mr. x]

i find it odd that Teazor has not said a word

anyway i must say that is truly original pr0n! i wonder why the studios dont try something more innovative then the usual wam bam thank you mam

for those of you who have...experience with kazaa, i...er my friend dl some asian porn which i...he found out was korean. anyway wat happens was this dude is getting head from a girl while standing up and then he sorta drags her to the bedroom from the living room (while maintaining the...connection)

[Emperor_Mike]

Was fun and great exercise. Substituted the chair with my bed and the table with my desk chair. I'm not sure if we did it right. Haha! At least no one got hurt.

[kitty]

really? I was thinking there wasn't enough mobility... did you find that you couldn't move as much?

[Emperor_Mike]

really? I was thinking there wasn't enough mobility... did you find that you couldn't move as much?

I couldn't, but my girlfriend did. Much too focused on not letting my arms give way and ending up with back injury. I think it actually looked kinda silly too. Anyway, we spent a few minutes with it and decided (well...I decided) that trying not to injure ourselves was cutting into the fun part. It was OK in the beginning, but it gets uncomfortable REALLY fast, well developed tris or otherwise.

[kitty]

I couldn't, but my girlfriend did. Much too focused on not letting my arms give way and ending up with back injury. I think it actually looked kinda silly too. Anyway, we spent a few minutes with it and decided (well...I decided) that trying not to injure ourselves was cutting into the fun part. It was OK in the beginning, but it gets uncomfortable REALLY fast, well developed tris or otherwise.

that's what I thought. it looked like the arm/shoulder/back strain for the guy would seriously outweigh any pleasurable sensations, and if the chair/bed/table setup were too high, it's not like the girl could move all that much up/down...

well, congrats on giving it a shot. :)

[Emperor_Mike]

that's what I thought. it looked like the arm/shoulder/back strain for the guy would seriously outweigh any pleasurable sensations, and if the chair/bed/table setup were too high, it's not like the girl could move all that much up/down...

well, congrats on giving it a shot. :)

Well, thanks in any case. :smile: In retrospect, maybe a fractured pelvis might've been lurking somewhere if she had decided to ride me a little *too* hard. Never trying that again. Korean porn...puh.