View Full Version : If you could be any kind of animal?
CrX3183
08-09-2002, 08:09 PM
If you could choose to be whatever animal u wanted to be, what would it be and why?
SunWuKong
08-09-2002, 10:26 PM
probably a male lion
you don't have to do anything
the women do the hunting and you get sex whenever you want
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Aug 9 2002, 10:26 PM
probably a male lion
you don't have to do anything
the women do the hunting and you get sex whenever you want
I think being a dolphin would be pretty sweet. They're at the top of the food chain (or do orcas eat dolphins?), they have recreational sex, they eat yummy seafood, they're playful and they can fly (underwater)...
Alex
Saiko
08-10-2002, 09:12 AM
I'd be a shapeshifter. >D
CrX3183
08-10-2002, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by Saiko@Aug 10 2002, 05:12 PM
I'd be a shapeshifter. >D
That's not a animal ;) , that's like a super hero trait...
amietron
08-10-2002, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by Arex@Aug 10 2002, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Aug 9 2002, 10:26 PM
probably a male lion
you don't have to do anything
the women do the hunting and you get sex whenever you want
I think being a dolphin would be pretty sweet. They're at the top of the food chain (or do orcas eat dolphins?), they have recreational sex, they eat yummy seafood, they're playful and they can fly (underwater)...
Alex
Dolphins get caught in fishing nets, and I'm sure people eat them, too.
wylin
08-10-2002, 05:43 PM
i'd be free willy, ie a shamu type killer whale in captivity. i'd just flop around get arroused by ppl petting, riding, and rubbing me and get free fish and get to mate w/ random female killer whales. the life!
Originally posted by wylin@Aug 10 2002, 05:43 PM
i'd be free willy, ie a shamu type killer whale in captivity. i'd just flop around get arroused by ppl petting, riding, and rubbing me and get free fish and get to mate w/ random female killer whales. the life!
I dunno man. The captive life? I mean, yeah, you get all the fish you can eat. And if you're lucky, they'll try to breed you. But sometimes wouldn't you want to eat a tasty seal or baby pilot whale?=) Not to mention that that's a pretty small pool they give you relative to the expansive oceans that most orcas swim in.
Alex
angel nympho
08-10-2002, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by Arex@Aug 10 2002, 12:29 PM
I think being a dolphin would be pretty sweet. They're at the top of the food chain (or do orcas eat dolphins?), they have recreational sex, they eat yummy seafood, they're playful and they can fly (underwater)...
Alex
Yeah, dolphins get eaten by stuff. And they get caught in nets and stuff. Awww, poor dolphins. But I agree with you on the recreational sex thing. Proof that dolphins are the smartest animals in the world!!!
Besides, they're just so cute! But I hardly think I could live off of fish all day. I'd die without my In & Out Burger. :)
SunWuKong
08-10-2002, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by wylin@Aug 10 2002, 08:43 PM
i'd be free willy, ie a shamu type killer whale in captivity. i'd just flop around get arroused by ppl petting, riding, and rubbing me and get free fish and get to mate w/ random female killer whales. the life!
but... you only get to mate when your keepers want you to mate. what kind of life is that?
wylin
08-11-2002, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Aug 11 2002, 03:34 AM
Originally posted by wylin@Aug 10 2002, 08:43 PM
i'd be free willy, ie a shamu type killer whale in captivity. i'd just flop around get arroused by ppl petting, riding, and rubbing me and get free fish and get to mate w/ random female killer whales. the life!
but... you only get to mate when your keepers want you to mate. what kind of life is that?
the man-whore life! deuce biggalo male shamu jiggalo!
tru arctic free willy rocks too just go around eat nething but thats so much work. tho i can eat arex and angel nymphos in dolphin form YUMMY fresh meat!
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Originally posted by amietron@Aug 10 2002, 05:36 PM
Dolphins get caught in fishing nets, and I'm sure people eat them, too.
Have you ever eaten dolphin? Yeah, they get caught in the tuna nets on occasion, but that's why you should only eat "dolphin safe" tuna. Speaking of which, do they still advertise that shit? The only thing that I know of that eats dolphins are great whites and maybe killer whales...
And, as Angelnympho said, it's all about the recreational sex!!
RX
Saiko
08-11-2002, 07:34 AM
Originally posted by CrX3183@Aug 10 2002, 03:09 PM
That's not a animal ;) , that's like a super hero trait...
If I say it's an animal, it's an animal. :D
SunWuKong
08-11-2002, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by Arex@Aug 11 2002, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by amietron@Aug 10 2002, 05:36 PM
Dolphins get caught in fishing nets, and I'm sure people eat them, too.
Have you ever eaten dolphin? Yeah, they get caught in the tuna nets on occasion, but that's why you should only eat "dolphin safe" tuna. Speaking of which, do they still advertise that shit? The only thing that I know of that eats dolphins are great whites and maybe killer whales...
And, as Angelnympho said, it's all about the recreational sex!!
RX
how come i don't see any tuna-free dolphin meat?! what's up with that?
deez nuts
08-11-2002, 11:00 AM
I'd be a panda. I'll be protected under the endangered species list. Just eat and roll around all day. And since I am endangered species they will bring the female panda bears to me!
CrX3183
08-11-2002, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Saiko@Aug 11 2002, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by CrX3183@Aug 10 2002, 03:09 PM
That's not a animal ;) , that's like a super hero trait...
If I say it's an animal, it's an animal. :D
yes ma'am ;)
I'm with bun boy, i'll probably be a panda :lol:
Anyone else know what animal they would be?
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kimpossible
08-12-2002, 10:42 AM
Fox. Got the red-highlighted fluffy hair and trot/sway when I walk.
All I need is a tail.
sneaky sneaky
wylin
08-12-2002, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Aug 11 2002, 06:00 PM
I'd be a panda. I'll be protected under the endangered species list. Just eat and roll around all day. And since I am endangered species they will bring the female panda bears to me!
and u reach sexual climax in 30 sec. the joy of being a male panda. quickies only!
deez nuts
08-12-2002, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by wylin@Aug 12 2002, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Aug 11 2002, 06:00 PM
I'd be a panda. I'll be protected under the endangered species list. Just eat and roll around all day. And since I am endangered species they will bring the female panda bears to me!
and u reach sexual climax in 30 sec. the joy of being a male panda. quickies only!
Ouch 30 secs? Not even a full minute? It just gives me more time to roll around, eat bamboo and sleep!
OHTotoro
08-19-2002, 02:13 AM
Yeah I saw on Animal Planet that they prefer to artificially inseminate the female Pandas
I think I'd like to fly, so some sort of hunting bird. Hawk, Eagle, Falcon. anyone of those would be nice.
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artsfartsyjanet
08-19-2002, 07:24 AM
I'd like to be a horse running wild in the mountains and meadows. Horses are strong, graceful, beautiful, liberating, and affectionate animals. =)
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