SHOT in the face!

[amietron]

any of you ever been shot in the face?
i'm not saying that i have. i'm just curious.

male ejaculation = 10-15 calories/serving

[SunWuKong]

i'll bet we're going to have a bunch of girls pleading the fifth...

[deez nuts]

How is getting money shotted have to do with calories? Or are you talking about spitting vs swallowing?

[wylin]

nope this is a sick topic. i think tho its kinda degrading for women to be jizzed on or shot in the face. Pretty degrading and the guyz treating u like a porn star. denno takiin the highroad w/ this one.

[SunWuKong]

[quote:21ba9fe761="wylin"]nope this is a sick topic. i think tho its kinda degrading for women to be jizzed on or shot in the face. Pretty degrading and the guyz treating u like a porn star. denno takiin the highroad w/ this one.[/quote:21ba9fe761]


hahha ok i'll come clean and say that i've done this to a girl once. it was disgusting. i don't think i'll ever do it again. looked good in porn but pretty nasty in reality.

[achtungbaby]

[quote:85034b300d="amietron"]any of you ever been shot in the face?[/quote:85034b300d]

No, I've never been shot in the face by someone else.

[amietron]

AB says he thinks being shot in the face hurts. Whaddya think?

It looks good in porn?

[wylin]

[quote:e70a59cd7d="amietron"]AB says he thinks being shot in the face hurts. Whaddya think?

It looks good in porn?[/quote:e70a59cd7d]

lol amy. gosh i didnt think people would be practicing such blantant porno style happy stuff.

[amietron]

[quote:ea6c5e2b3f="wylin"][quote:ea6c5e2b3f="amietron"]AB says he thinks being shot in the face hurts. Whaddya think?

It looks good in porn?[/quote:ea6c5e2b3f]

lol amy. gosh i didnt think people would be practicing such blantant porno style happy stuff.[/quote:ea6c5e2b3f]

What do you meaaan? It was a question! I've never seen it before, in porn or in real life. And I've never experienced it before, either. So you see? It was a genuine question.

I'm not an avid porn watcher. I've only seen 2-3 minute segments of it on payperview channels, and something like 6-7 minutes of it from an actual video. So that's what? 10 minutes of TV porn? Yeah, I've seen internet porn before. Pictures. But only cus my brother saves it onto my laptop.

[karizma]

>> haha amie ur a funny one indeed...if anyone ever shot me in the face with their juices id get mighty pissed...i heard that shit burns ur eyes haha...

>> ladies: u ever kiss ur men after a bj and give em a taste of their own medicine? haha...not that ive done it before... no no no not me.

[SunWuKong]

[quote:8b960984fb="amietron"]Yeah, I've seen internet porn before. Pictures. But only cus my brother saves it onto my laptop.[/quote:8b960984fb]


hahha why is he saving porn pictures onto your laptop? as a joke?

[amietron]

[quote:75c0e9969c="SunWuKung"][quote:75c0e9969c="amietron"]Yeah, I've seen internet porn before. Pictures. But only cus my brother saves it onto my laptop.[/quote:75c0e9969c]

hahha why is he saving porn pictures onto your laptop? as a joke?[/quote:75c0e9969c]
HE LOOKS @ PORN ON MY COMPUTER! my dad gave both of us laptops, and it just so happens that mine is better than his. he's younger than i am. he's 14 for god's sake.

[quote:75c0e9969c="karizma"]>> haha amie ur a funny one indeed...if anyone ever shot me in the face with their juices id get mighty pissed...i heard that shit burns ur eyes haha...

>> ladies: u ever kiss ur men after a bj and give em a taste of their own medicine? haha...not that ive done it before... no no no not me.[/quote:75c0e9969c]
today i talked to a friend who said he had done it to this girl, and he said she liked it. jeeeesus.

maaaaaan~ don't be playing any skin flutes in SD, aiite? i don't want you to catch any grossy germs from those people down there. (no, i'm not suggesting anything) i'm just kidding, woot. you know i love you! :wink:

[blkazngirl]

Originally posted by karizma@Aug 6 2002, 04:20 AM
>> haha amie ur a funny one indeed...if anyone ever shot me in the face with their juices id get mighty pissed...i heard that shit burns ur eyes haha...

>> ladies: u ever kiss ur men after a bj and give em a taste of their own medicine? haha...not that ive done it before... no no no not me.
Hahahahaha, too funny! You know it's love when you and your partner kiss each other, after the two of you have eaten lunch downtown! excuse me, is that hair between your teeth? :D

[artsfartsyjanet]

blah... ew. ;)

[SharingIsCaring]

Originally posted by amietron@Aug 4 2002, 10:22 PM
any of you ever been shot in the face?
i'm not saying that i have. i'm just curious.

male ejaculation = 10-15 calories/serving
not to sound gross but i have.. to indulge my partner's dream of being a porn star. Hahaha. Its not that bad.. just wipe it off. :D

[karizma]

>> thread reminds me of this one bitch on my to-kill list...after her and her ex bucked she took the condom from him and asked the guy if he wanted her to *drink it*. jokingly he said yea not thinkin bitch would do it...but lo n behold she tilts her head back...but before she did it the guy was like NO NO NO NO just kidding....thats one sick bitch dude...=/ ...foo shoulda just pulled out and shot it down her throat :D...kay im getting raunchy lol...

[amietron]

Originally posted by SharingIsCaring@Oct 7 2002, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Aug 4 2002, 10:22 PM
any of you ever been shot in the face?
i'm not saying that i have. i'm just curious.

male ejaculation = 10-15 calories/serving
not to sound gross but i have.. to indulge my partner's dream of being a porn star. Hahaha. Its not that bad.. just wipe it off. :D
1 serving = 1 tablespoon.

how sweet of you. muhehe.

thas some sick shiet, woot.

[karizma]

>> ahaha Doi guess who the bitch was :D

[achtungbaby]

Originally posted by SharingIsCaring@Oct 7 2002, 07:26 PM
not to sound gross but i have.. to indulge my partner's dream of being a porn star. Hahaha. Its not that bad.. just wipe it off. :D
Well done:)

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by SharingIsCaring@Oct 7 2002, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Aug 4 2002, 10:22 PM
any of you ever been shot in the face?
i'm not saying that i have. i'm just curious.

male ejaculation = 10-15 calories/serving
not to sound gross but i have.. to indulge my partner's dream of being a porn star. Hahaha. Its not that bad.. just wipe it off. :D
I think I'm gonna cry now.

[amietron]

Originally posted by karizma@Oct 7 2002, 08:15 PM
>> ahaha Doi guess who the bitch was :D
was it.. doc?
j/k. gigi ng? gigi ng?!

i'm sick of this signature. how long do i gotta keep it for?

[angel nympho]

I've been shot in the face more times than I'd like to admit. I'll tell ya, when that shit gets in your eye... it BURNS....

[karizma]

>> amie: correctomundo buddy...

[amietron]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Oct 8 2002, 01:57 PM
I've been shot in the face more times than I'd like to admit. I'll tell ya, when that shit gets in your eye... it BURNS....
poor angel nymph. =\ next time i suggest wearing goggles. good grief. why's it burn? isn't it basically water?

[Shuriken]

Originally posted by amietron@Aug 4 2002, 10:22 PM
any of you ever been shot in the face?
i'm not saying that i have. i'm just curious.

male ejaculation = 10-15 calories/serving
Remember, ladies, it's not about counting calories. It's about making calories count!

:rolleyes:

[Shuriken]

Originally posted by amietron@Oct 8 2002, 03:50 AM
1 serving = 1 tablespoon.

Have you ever tried getting it onto the tablespoon? It's not easy!

:retard:

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by SharingIsCaring@Oct 7 2002, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Aug 4 2002, 10:22 PM
any of you ever been shot in the face?
i'm not saying that i have. i'm just curious.

male ejaculation = 10-15 calories/serving
not to sound gross but i have.. to indulge my partner's dream of being a porn star. Hahaha. Its not that bad.. just wipe it off. :D
What a trooper and definitely not a rookie to the game!

[mrazntre]

i never shot anyone in the face on purpose, but it has gotten there... <_<


however,

cum shots on the breasts and body........




......is a different story.

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by amietron@Oct 8 2002, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Oct 8 2002, 01:57 PM
I've been shot in the face more times than I'd like to admit. &nbsp;I'll tell ya, when that shit gets in your eye... it BURNS....
poor angel nymph. =\ next time i suggest wearing goggles. good grief. why's it burn? isn't it basically water?
It hurts like... it feels swollen or something. Like when you've been crying all day and your eyes feel swollen? But the pain is more like... when you open your eyes in chlorine water for too long. I don't know, but it feels fucking gross. All goopy and shit.

At least now we have little inside jokes about all the random places he's accidently shot cumwads. Now I have to bring goggles, a shower cap, and a snorkel.

[amietron]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Oct 8 2002, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Oct 8 2002, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Oct 8 2002, 01:57 PM
I've been shot in the face more times than I'd like to admit. I'll tell ya, when that shit gets in your eye... it BURNS....
poor angel nymph. =\ next time i suggest wearing goggles. good grief. why's it burn? isn't it basically water?
It hurts like... it feels swollen or something. Like when you've been crying all day and your eyes feel swollen? But the pain is more like... when you open your eyes in chlorine water for too long. I don't know, but it feels fucking gross. All goopy and shit.

At least now we have little inside jokes about all the random places he's accidently shot cumwads. Now I have to bring goggles, a shower cap, and a snorkel.
crying all day eyes suck like bitches. damn. and to think it gets worse than that.. the stingy chlorine eye feeling? damn yo. maybe it's a "try once in a lifetime" thing. iono. despite all of the setbacks n stuff. it's an experience, right? and we all need experiences.

[achtungbaby]

Originally posted by Shuriken@Oct 8 2002, 02:39 PM
Have you ever tried getting it onto the tablespoon? It's not easy!


Yes, I use a bowl:)

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by amietron@Oct 9 2002, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Oct 8 2002, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Oct 8 2002, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Oct 8 2002, 01:57 PM
I've been shot in the face more times than I'd like to admit. I'll tell ya, when that shit gets in your eye... it BURNS....
poor angel nymph. =\ next time i suggest wearing goggles. good grief. why's it burn? isn't it basically water?
It hurts like... it feels swollen or something. Like when you've been crying all day and your eyes feel swollen? But the pain is more like... when you open your eyes in chlorine water for too long. I don't know, but it feels fucking gross. All goopy and shit.

At least now we have little inside jokes about all the random places he's accidently shot cumwads. Now I have to bring goggles, a shower cap, and a snorkel.
crying all day eyes suck like bitches. damn. and to think it gets worse than that.. the stingy chlorine eye feeling? damn yo. maybe it's a "try once in a lifetime" thing. iono. despite all of the setbacks n stuff. it's an experience, right? and we all need experiences.
Well it makes a really funny story he can tell his friends afterwards.

[SharingIsCaring]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 8 2002, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by SharingIsCaring@Oct 7 2002, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Aug 4 2002, 10:22 PM
any of you ever been shot in the face?
i'm not saying that i have. i'm just curious.

male ejaculation = 10-15 calories/serving
not to sound gross but i have.. to indulge my partner's dream of being a porn star. Hahaha. Its not that bad.. just wipe it off. :D
I think I'm gonna cry now.
why?

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by SharingIsCaring@Oct 8 2002, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 8 2002, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by SharingIsCaring@Oct 7 2002, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Aug 4 2002, 10:22 PM
any of you ever been shot in the face?
i'm not saying that i have. i'm just curious.

male ejaculation = 10-15 calories/serving
not to sound gross but i have.. to indulge my partner's dream of being a porn star. Hahaha. Its not that bad.. just wipe it off. :D
I think I'm gonna cry now.
why?
Because you kept it real and let your man live out his fantasy to be the next Randy West or if he's asian, Randy East.

**wipes tear from eye**



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[johnny]

ya guys are a bunch of freaks :gross: :retard: :HH:

[SharingIsCaring]

hahaha yea i do love my guy a lot.. i guess thats y i dont let anything bother me.. haha =0) sometimes i wish i werent so xperienced. :blush:

[SharingIsCaring]

doesnt ur girl let u too?

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by SharingIsCaring@Oct 10 2002, 06:09 PM
doesnt ur girl let u too?
One does the other doesn't. I'm kinda exclusive now with the one that doesn't.

It's not a big deal with me. I'm kinda interested in trying the "houdini" and "angry dragon" out, before I settle down for the dirt nap...I mean long run. And it's not exactly something you try with your girlfriend.

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by achtungbaby@Oct 8 2002, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Shuriken@Oct 8 2002, 02:39 PM
Have you ever tried getting it onto the tablespoon? &nbsp;It's not easy! &nbsp;


Yes, I use a bowl:)
That must be some internal storage facility you have to fill a bowl.