what does cum smell like?

[amietron]

do you think it smells like persimmons?

[applehead]

that is gross amy.

[kimpossible]

I'm sure someone would be overjoyed to share some with you.

[amietron]

i'm prude.

what? you think i'd put out?

[kimpossible]

nice sig

[John0101]

what does "persimmon" mean?

[nicedream]

what does "persimmon" mean?


Any of various chiefly tropical trees of the genus Diospyros, having hard wood and orange-red fruit that is edible only when completely ripe.

The fruit of any of these trees

[applehead]

i was trying to look for a picture for you john.
but i couldn't find it.
if you see it. you'll know.

[Chester]

do you think it smells like persimmons?
Uh, no.

If one were to eat persimmons by the caseload, perhaps. Otherwise...no.

However...it tastes like kumquats.

[amietron]

it doesn't mean anything. it's a fruit. they're very tasty.

[amietron]

http://www.dawnwestlake.com/english/scene/2000/images/images2/persimmons.jpg

[Emperor_Mike]

"Bleach" according to one of my ex-gfs.

[ChinaLama]

those are some sexy persimmons.

[John0101]

http://www.dawnwestlake.com/english/scene/2000/images/images2/persimmons.jpg

I don't think I ever tried those before.

[kboy75]

bleach

[deez nuts]

mines smell like hydrochloric acid. it makes that money shot a doozy.

[Faithless]

Okra and sweat.

[applehead]

okay.. so.
bleach
sweat and okra.
acid...

hmmm... persimmons don't sound so bad anymore.

[Icepak]

Just walk into a porn theater and take a whiff...

[amietron]

Just walk into a porn theater and take a whiff...
those places are indecent. ew.

[Made in China]

Go and find a used condom.

[lethal]

I heard the word for persimmons in Korean sounds like "cum."

[amietron]

Go and find a used condom.
why don't you go use a condom and bring it to me?

[kboy75]

I heard the word for persimmons in Korean sounds like "cum."


more like "gahm"

[rice cracker]

Life is short, take time to stop and smell the cum.

[etcj]

Haha, this thread is just too funny. Cum smells funky if it's not fresh... (TMI, I guess.) No, it doesn't smell like persimmon. Like someone said before, it smells kinda like bleach. To me, the smell is related to the temperature of the stuff, so only take a sniff when it's hot, hehe..

[Emperor_Mike]

mines smell like hydrochloric acid. it makes that money shot a doozy.

I suppose that leaves the girl with a burning sensation of a different kind.

[deez nuts]

I suppose that leaves the girl with a burning sensation of a different kind.


it definitely would leave a scar. like a souvenir to remember me by.

[Made in China]

Can you imagine something that is creamy, that has been inside your 96.8 degree BALL SACK for like 20 years or so (until you had sex or jerked off) and this creamy substance have been Between your sweaty legs, with a Long Eggroll bouncing off the balls as you walk ?

I doubt it would taste good.

[John0101]

Can you imagine something that is creamy, that has been inside your 96.8 degree BALL SACK for like 20 years or so (until you had sex or jerked off) and this creamy substance have been Between your sweaty legs, with a Long Eggroll bouncing off the balls as you walk ?

I doubt it would taste good.

Damn, when I was 14 I don't think I knew what cum was. Hell I just thought that men pissed inside a females virgina. :p

I remember kids teasing a girl in 8th grade because she didn't know what cum was, then she asked the teacher and he started laughing. I didn't know too and felt really left out.

[Emperor_Mike]

Damn, when I was 14 I don't think I knew what cum was. Hell I just thought that men pissed inside a females virgina. :p

I remember kids teasing a girl in 8th grade because she didn't know what cum was, then she asked the teacher and he started laughing. I didn't know too and felt really left out.

Eighth grade???? :blink: We started having "Family Education" in the seventh and everyone knew by then!

Well...except the really dense ones.

[VV o n g B a]

Can you imagine something that is creamy, that has been inside your 96.8 degree BALL SACK for like 20 years or so (until you had sex or jerked off) and this creamy substance have been Between your sweaty legs, with a Long Eggroll bouncing off the balls as you walk ?
actually, i think it takes about 3 days or so for a sperm batch to be created and mature.

[John0101]

Eighth grade???? :blink: We started having "Family Education" in the seventh and everyone knew by then!

Well...except the really dense ones.

I remember one time in 7th grade, I was taking a piss and I was scratching my private area and then I realized I had hair down there! I was like WTF! Then I thought that I need to wash up better because I was too dirty and hair started to grow down in love land. For a whole day I couldn't stop thinking about disgusting and unnatural it was and I really wanted to take sissors and cut it off!

[Emperor_Mike]

I remember one time in 7th grade, I was taking a piss and I was scratching my private area and then I realized I had hair down there! I was like WTF! Then I thought that I need to wash up better because I was too dirty and hair started to grow down in love land. For a whole day I couldn't stop thinking about disgusting and unnatural it was and I really wanted to take sissors and cut it off!

Haha! There's a memory to recollect! :laugh:

[amietron]

I remember one time in 7th grade, I was taking a piss and I was scratching my private area and then I realized I had hair down there! I was like WTF! Then I thought that I need to wash up better because I was too dirty and hair started to grow down in love land. For a whole day I couldn't stop thinking about disgusting and unnatural it was and I really wanted to take sissors and cut it off!
omg, hahahahahaha. that's too funny!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

my pubic hair is brown....

why is that?

[Emperor_Mike]

my pubic hair is brown....

why is that?

Genetic aberration? :confused:

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Genetic aberration? :confused:

Ya know I can go up to Kelly Hu and say, 'I may be Asian on top, but I'm a white boy from the waist down, baby!' MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Emperor_Mike]

Ya know I can go up to Kelly Hu and say, 'I may be Asian on top, but I'm a white boy from the waist down, baby!' MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hey, I think I'm going to use that too.

[amietron]

Hey, I think I'm going to use that too.
7.5-8 inches? =O

[Made in China]

jesus, stop grillin' my age. Thats the only thing you got on me, my age.

I am smarting than ye! and I am 14!

[amietron]

jesus, stop grillin' my age. Thats the only thing you got on me, my age.

I am smarting than ye! and I am 14!
shut up. just go measure your penis or something.

[ChinaLama]

I am smarting than ye! and I am 14!

apparently your mind works faster than your typing can keep up.

[amietron]

apparently your mind works faster than your typing can keep up.
don't bother with the kid. it's not in just that one post in which his grammar sucks.

[Emperor_Mike]

7.5-8 inches? =O

Yah-huh.

I think in a few days time there's going to be a "Emperor Mike's Penis" fan club. :blush: So much for me remaining enigmatic. *sigh*

[Made in China]

Damn, Every forum I go to, people make fun of my grammar.

This is.....embarrasing.

[kimpossible]

Yah-huh.

I think in a few days time there's going to be a "Emperor Mike's Penis" fan club. :blush: So much for me remaining enigmatic. *sigh*

Surely there are worse fates.

[purezero]

Yah-huh.

I think in a few days time there's going to be a "Emperor Mike's Penis" fan club. :blush: So much for me remaining enigmatic. *sigh*
Ooh. Where can I join? :wub:
:happy:

[Emperor_Mike]

Damn, Every forum I go to, people make fun of my grammar.

This is.....embarrasing.

Your grammar's fine as far as I can tell. It's a forum so don't worry. :happy:

[Tao]

I just realized that all meglomanical despots (i.e. Mike) are sexpots too.....ya freak!

[applehead]

I just realized that all meglomanical despots (i.e. Mike) are sexpots too.....ya freak!

don't be fooled by the cute puppy avatar!

[Irezumi Kiss]

getting back to subject...

...I dunno what cum USUALLY smells like, but I know after TONIGHT, it's gonna be smelling like baked turkey, honey roasted ham and gravy-laden mashed potaters!

:beerchug:

[mr. x]

getting back to subject...

...I dunno what cum USUALLY smells like, but I know after TONIGHT, it's gonna be smelling like baked turkey, honey roasted ham and gravy-laden mashed potaters!

:beerchug:

ewww, u know your a redneck if you go to family reunions to pick up chicks! :beerchug:

[Emperor_Mike]

ewww, u know your a redneck if you go to family reunions to pick up chicks! :beerchug:

:laugh:

[moJo]

i've never noticed that cum smelled like anything, really. persimmons? persimmons don't smell like anything either. :huh:

[Emperor_Mike]

i've never noticed that cum smelled like anything, really. persimmons? persimmons don't smell like anything either. :huh:

I don't like the taste of persimmons. I don't find the hard skin and the not-so-sweet interior appealing. It's like eating wax fruit (not like I've done that or anything.)

[moJo]

but see, now you're talkin' about taste. i think persimmons taste yummy (the hard ones like the picture someone posted, not the soft watery ones). the taste and the smell of cum are waaaaay different. i can't believe i'm talking about this on the internet. :blink: :blush: it's late, i must be delirious.

[teaz0r]

the results of my experiment shows
that it smells like underwear that
was worn while playing football
in mud.

*yum*

[amietron]

but see, now you're talkin' about taste. i think persimmons taste yummy (the hard ones like the picture someone posted, not the soft watery ones). the taste and the smell of cum are waaaaay different. i can't believe i'm talking about this on the internet. :blink: :blush: it's late, i must be delirious.
i've never tried the soft kind, but i like the hard ones like in the picture too! my dad grows them outside on a tree in the backyard!

[Emperor_Mike]

don't be fooled by the cute puppy avatar!

I'm more than meets the eye. :laugh:

[Emperor_Mike]

i've never tried the soft kind, but i like the hard ones like in the picture too! my dad grows them outside on a tree in the backyard!

I tried my hand at gardening when I was ten years old and grew large lima bean stalks. Then came a storm and everything collapsed and died. :sad:

[applehead]

i've never tried the soft kind, but i like the hard ones like in the picture too! my dad grows them outside on a tree in the backyard!
the soft ones are all mushy.
feels like mucus.
:retard:

[mr. x]

the soft ones are all mushy.
feels like mucus.
:retard:

err you talking bout the fruit or "the real thing?"

[yangbahn50]

do you think it smells like persimmons?

Amietron:

You're so f--king right!! =)

That's what I've been thinking all this time around.

After I thought about the smell of semen linked to persimmon...


I now call persimmon...."Persemen." (LOL)

Oh, and soft mushy persimmon really reminds me of cum.

(I actually eat hard persimmon...but it usually makes my sh-t hard).

[yangbahn50]

How's this persimmon dude? Doesn't he look cool?

http://www.well.com/~peoples/persimmon-glasses.jpg

[Faithless]

Haha, this thread is just too funny. Cum smells funky if it's not fresh... (TMI, I guess.) No, it doesn't smell like persimmon. Like someone said before, it smells kinda like bleach. To me, the smell is related to the temperature of the stuff, so only take a sniff when it's hot, hehe..

What's funny is how these chicks on Fear Factor can almost puke on "worm juice", and not think twice about ... juice. :(

Now, that's some bad karma...

[sageb1]

15 yrs ago, I once had a porno shop job. One of my duties was cleaning out the tiny, cramped coin-op booths in the cramped "theatre" area out back. The scent of dried cum was so overpowering my brain got overloaded. After an hour of cleaning, i thought to myself, "It actually smells like raw shellfish underfoot on the seashore!" :eek:

Which sorta reminds me of some wise man saying "It's what comes out of a person that defiles them." :rolleyes:

Gosh, isn't this another natural smell?:biggrin:

[hooligan]

it smells of the sea.

15 yrs ago, I once had a porno shop job. One of my duties was cleaning out the tiny, cramped coin-op booths in the cramped "theatre" area out back. The scent of dried cum was so overpowering my brain got overloaded. After an hour of cleaning, i thought to myself, "It actually smells like raw shellfish underfoot on the seashore!" :eek:

Which sorta reminds me of some wise man saying "It's what comes out of a person that defiles them." :rolleyes:

Gosh, isn't this another natural smell?:biggrin:
sex and candy! :D

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I dun think cum has any natural smell. At least...not from what I've noticed from my teen years of private self appreciation.....>_< I think the smell people attribute to being the odor is simply from like the nasty-ass private area(s) of the skin and mucus membrane and stuff, and not the semen itself. Anyways, that's enough detail.

[nonamerasian]

I won’t be able to look at persimmons the same way again.

[hooligan]

I dun think cum has any natural smell. At least...not from what I've noticed from my teen years of private self appreciation.....>_< I think the smell people attribute to being the odor is simply from like the nasty-ass private area(s) of the skin and mucus membrane and stuff, and not the semen itself. Anyways, that's enough detail.
i used to jerk off with this dare shirt i got from elementary. after a few years of not washing it, it developed this ocean-ish odor. it was great. i think my mom knew what that smell was and decided that she wasn't going to clean up my dirty clothes.

I won’t be able to look at persimmons the same way again.
you've never seen porn with bananas?

[nonamerasian]

No.

Wanna change my banana eating experience, too?

[hooligan]

No.

Wanna change my banana eating experience, too?
i'll just say you can hide bananas in places other than your mouth.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

i used to jerk off with this dare shirt i got from elementary. after a few years of not washing it, it developed this ocean-ish odor. it was great. i think my mom knew what that smell was and decided that she wasn't going to clean up my dirty clothes.

Well I think that's different. Anything that isn't fresh is probably gonna end up smelling like something. But in terms of fresh cum, I can't really smell anything. At least not mine....and I don't think cum-stained rags ever stopped my mom from cleaning up my shit even when I so did not want her to.......er.....why am I talking about this?? I should be studying.

[Tao]

i used to jerk off with this dare shirt i got from elementary. after a few years of not washing it, it developed this ocean-ish odor. it was great. i think my mom knew what that smell was and decided that she wasn't going to clean up my dirty clothes.

you're the king ben.

[Faithless]

15 yrs ago, I once had a porno shop job. One of my duties was cleaning out the tiny, cramped coin-op booths in the cramped "theatre" area out back. The scent of dried cum was so overpowering my brain got overloaded. After an hour of cleaning, i thought to myself, "It actually smells like raw shellfish underfoot on the seashore!" :eek:

Which sorta reminds me of some wise man saying "It's what comes out of a person that defiles them." :rolleyes:

Gosh, isn't this another natural smell?:biggrin:
What a twist.

If you worked for a gym, it's clean and jerk.

When you work for a sex shop, it's jerk and clean. :frown:

[mr. x]

i'll just say you can hide bananas in places other than your mouth.

AAAHAHAHA, been watching City of God have we? :tongue:

course she never lived to find out :frown:

i used to jerk off with this dare shirt i got from elementary. after a few years of not washing it, it developed this ocean-ish odor. it was great. i think my mom knew what that smell was and decided that she wasn't going to clean up my dirty clothes.



AHAHAHA, she never had "the talk" with you?

[PropellerheadCP]

AHAHAHA, she never had "the talk" with you?

I know it's a bit immature, but isn't it gross, knowing that your mother recognizes the smell of cum...?

[mr. x]

I know it's a bit immature, but isn't it gross, knowing that your mother recognizes the smell of cum...?

AAAAAAAH.......AAAAAAAAH

not my mom hopefully, thats just a creepy creepy thought

[PropellerheadCP]

but see, now you're talkin' about taste. i think persimmons taste yummy (the hard ones like the picture someone posted, not the soft watery ones). the taste and the smell of cum are waaaaay different. i can't believe i'm talking about this on the internet. :blink: :blush: it's late, i must be delirious.

Your image of perfection has officially been lost in filth... now I have a filthy image of you :biggrin: It pays to be an artist, with an over active imagination.


I haven't really made an effort to notice how cum smells like, although during my first (and last) trip to a strip club, it smelled awfully stale in there. I wouldn't be surprised if there were cats hanging around at the back, if you know what I'm saying. Then again, it was probably the smell of the strippers ( :eek: )

When women get lubed up, they taste salty (yikes... I'm like Pavlov's dog, here. I hear the bell ring and I'm thinking lunch...). I haven't found any persimmons there, either. Maybe next time. That would make the phrase, "There's always room for dessert", be a little more interesting.

[moJo]

Your image of perfection has officially been lost in filth... now I have a filthy image of you :biggrin: It pays to be an artist, with an over active imagination.


I haven't really made an effort to notice how cum smells like, although during my first (and last) trip to a strip club, it smelled awfully stale in there. I wouldn't be surprised if there were cats hanging around at the back, if you know what I'm saying. Then again, it was probably the smell of the strippers ( :eek: )

When women get lubed up, they taste salty (yikes... I'm like Pavlov's dog, here. I hear the bell ring and I'm thinking lunch...). I haven't found any persimmons there, either. Maybe next time. That would make the phrase, "There's always room for dessert", be a little more interesting.
:eek: ohhhhhh, you dragged out an old post. thanks for the embarassment! when the hell did i even write that...and pssst, i'm still the image of perfection, right? :wink:

the stale smell in a strip club. probably smelled not too different from ben's DARE shirt from his teen years. :biggrin:

[TB4000]

Perhaps to be fair, a thread should be started focusing on the smell of that excretion women give off when in the throes of passion...would it be called cum too or something else?

[Irezumi Kiss]

You can smell cum in a strip club??

Is your sense of smell amplified like Daredevil's or something?

And what strip club do you go to that allows onanism in the open? I wanna go there!

[Irezumi Kiss]

Perhaps to be fair, a thread should be started focusing on the smell of that excretion women give off when in the throes of passion...would it be called cum too or something else?
More fun to make up your own name for it...

I calls it JOOSE...

:biggrin:

[PropellerheadCP]

You can smell cum in a strip club??

Is your sense of smell amplified like Daredevil's or something?

And what strip club do you go to that allows onanism in the open? I wanna go there!

Well... considering that I can recreate recipes by tasting and smelling foods, I probably am like Daredevil :biggrin: That's why I hate cigarette smoke, because it slowly dulls my sense of smell and taste. It was almost a good thing that the place was full of smoke.

[pikachupacabra]

Water with flour and something a little pungeant in it