what do you boys want for christmas?

[boredlikewah]

christmas is coming and it's time to pull out the wallet. what would you guys wanna receive from your girlfriend/wife/significant other? i need gift ideas! think!

[thaite]

I need some new dishes.

[teaz0r]

I need some new dishes.

i'll get you a bon bon dish. <3

[mr. x]

interestingly enough it said the top gift idea was a new comp and thats exactly what i want

alienware to be exact

[ChinaLama]

to quote Barrett Strong: (is that the right name?):

Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills
I need moooooney
that's what I want!

[Emperor_Mike]

A new laptop.

[deez nuts]

peace on earth

[TTChino]

MP3 player. If you're man has a car you could buy him an Alpine DVD, CD, MP3 head. Really depends on how much dough you wanna spend. Clothes are always good too. If he works, nice button downs, ties, scarf.

[Rogmok]

whats the price range?

[kboy75]

any cool gadgets and the SO in sexy lingerie are good ideas.

[himura-dono]

certain member in high heels and a choker.

[SunWuKong]

sex with another woman.

[deez nuts]

certain member in high heels and a choker.


you're so freaky deaky...buy me dinner and we'll talk.

[amietron]

peace on earth
what a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man. :laugh:

[Proud_Jook_Sing]

I am really hard to shop for because I usually don't want anything.

But this year I asked my trophy wife for glamour shots of her face. :D

[deez nuts]

what a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man. :laugh:


yes it is hard to achieve, but it can be easily obtainable if i am the sole winner of the ny mega millions jackpot this x-mas.

[kimpossible]

sex with another woman.

you forgot the part where we're supposed to take you out to a place to cruise hot chicks, help single one out, do all the hitting on her for you, then invite her back for a threesome.

like it or not ladies, this is the big present all hetero guys want and secretly hope for, no matter how improbable. they will never, ever give up hope.

[amietron]

you forgot the part where we're supposed to take you out to a place to cruise hot chicks, help single one out, do all the hitting on her for you, then invite her back for a threesome.

like it or not ladies, this is the big present all hetero guys want and secretly hope for, no matter how improbable. they will never, ever give up hope.
so would it be a turn on to see a girl kiss 2 other girls?

[Chester]

like it or not ladies, this is the big present all hetero guys want and secretly hope for, no matter how improbable. they will never, ever give up hope.
Well, that...and anal.

Happy Holidays.

[rice cracker]

After two Christmas's of spending lots of money on long thought out gifts for my then boyfriend and being treated with an annual, "Meh," I finally gave up and bought him just a nose clipper. Instead of a "Meh" I got a "Feh."

[Proud_Jook_Sing]

so would it be a turn on to see a girl kiss 2 other girls?
Hooyeah! :D

[SunWuKong]

After two Christmas's of spending lots of money on long thought out gifts for my then boyfriend and being treated with an annual, "Meh," I finally gave up and bought him just a nose clipper. Instead of a "Meh" I got a "Feh."

what did you give him before?

[rice cracker]

what did you give him before?

I usually got one big gift and a lot of smaller ones. Things like books, clothes, grooming products, computer accessories, anything he hinted at wanting.

[ism]

so would it be a turn on to see a girl kiss 2 other girls?

only if he gets to join in.

[amietron]

only if he gets to join in.
4-way kiss, eh?

[Chester]

4-way kiss, eh?
Oh, for Christ's sake, stop being a tease. The bait's been taken. Post the pictures already.

[Tao]

pic plz

[himura-dono]

you're so freaky deaky...buy me dinner and we'll talk.

:wub: you weren't it, but you'll do. but if it's you, then i expect stillettos and a riding crop :ninja:

[Deadpool]

Steak and BJ
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And a iPOD

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I got my xmas present early this year ^^ Soooo blessed I am

[John0101]

Gifts I am buying myself for christmass :)

10 pound tub of N-Large by Prolabs... 35 bux
and maybe...
500mg of creatine monohyrdate... 15bux (should I cycle this for 2 months? It's really running through my mind!)

[amietron]

Oh, for Christ's sake, stop being a tease. The bait's been taken. Post the pictures already.
what pictures? i would never do such a thing. :confused:

[Chester]

what pictures? i would never do such a thing. :confused:
Mm hm, yeah. Sure.

Uncle Fucker's always watching...

[Emperor_Mike]

Oh, oh, another idea for a present.

Someone buy me a box of 2B pencils. I'm low-maintenance and all I want are some damn 2B pencils! Why don't people sell 2Bs? Why only HBs? WHY?

[applehead]

Oh, oh, another idea for a present.

Someone buy me a box of 2B pencils. I'm low-maintenance and all I want are some damn 2B pencils! Why don't people sell 2Bs? Why only HBs? WHY?


hahahahahahhaa
you're such a nerd!

[Emperor_Mike]

hahahahahahhaa
you're such a nerd!

You don't know suffering until you stop writing with 2Bs. :sad:

That lovely dark graphite. *sigh*

[ChinaLama]

so, mike, when you're hot for teacher, do you tell her she broke your heart like you broke your pencil? Sorry just wanted to sneak in a random completely irrelevant Van Halen reference.

[Emperor_Mike]

so, mike, when you're hot for teacher, do you tell her she broke your heart like you broke your pencil? Sorry just wanted to sneak in a random completely irrelevant Van Halen reference.

Yes. Yes, I do. Like a whole box of 2B pencils actually. Just like the ones I want now.

[Tao]

Oh, oh, another idea for a present.

Someone buy me a box of 2B pencils. I'm low-maintenance and all I want are some damn 2B pencils! Why don't people sell 2Bs? Why only HBs? WHY?
why don't you just order some online, and have them deliver?

[amietron]

why don't you just order some online, and have them deliver?
cuz then he'd have to pay for shipping! =X

[Emperor_Mike]

cuz then he'd have to pay for shipping! =X

And it'd defeat the whole purpose of the "someone-else-buying-things-for-Mike-so-he-doesn't-have-to-spend-his-money" concept. :happy:

[deez nuts]

:wub: you weren't it, but you'll do. but if it's you, then i expect stillettos and a riding crop :ninja:

what? no thigh highs?

[Emperor_Mike]

Gifts I am buying myself for christmass :)

10 pound tub of N-Large by Prolabs... 35 bux
and maybe...
500mg of creatine monohyrdate... 15bux (should I cycle this for 2 months? It's really running through my mind!)

Oh, big supplements person! Here in smalltown UK there aren't many good nutrition shopes. :sad: So I'm reduced to eating regular nutrient rich foods, which is good I suppose. I should bring some over from North America, I should...

[deez nuts]

Gifts I am buying myself for christmass :)

10 pound tub of N-Large by Prolabs... 35 bux
and maybe...
500mg of creatine monohyrdate... 15bux (should I cycle this for 2 months? It's really running through my mind!)


don't forget the glutamine

[applehead]

Oh, big supplements person! Here in smalltown UK there aren't many good nutrition shopes. :sad: So I'm reduced to eating regular nutrient rich foods, which is good I suppose. I should bring some over from North America, I should...

i've noticed you like high nutrient.
low flavor.
kekekekekekekekekeke

mike. have you tried a art supply store
for your lovely pencils?

[ChinaLama]

*Sigh* obligatory corny pickup line:

Baby, all I want for Christmas is you.

*busts out into Wham or Mariah Carey song*

[applehead]

i love that Wham song!

last christmas, i gave you my heart~

[amietron]

Baby, all I want for Christmas is you.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[himura-dono]

what? no thigh highs?

naw, stilettos look better (more skin). :D

[Made in China]

I dont want anything for Christmas.

[amietron]

I dont want anything for Christmas.
good. you don't deserve anything. santa claus doesn't like racist fucks like you.

[ChinaLama]

good. you don't deserve anything. santa claus doesn't like racist fucks like you.

whoa somebody is not in a good mood!

[amietron]

whoa somebody is not in a good mood!
i'm in a perfectly fine mood. i'm just intolerant of his racist bs. i know the kid's only 14, but if he's capable of posting all of his racist crap against japanese, he should have the capacity to grow the fuck up.

[applehead]

i like it when she's mean.

[ChinaLama]

that's cuz you're MEAN-ah!

[amietron]

that's cuz you're MEAN-ah!
well, somebody had to do it. everyone else was being too around the bush. lay it down straight. it's easiest that way.

[Emperor_Mike]

i've noticed you like high nutrient.
low flavor.
kekekekekekekekekeke

mike. have you tried a art supply store
for your lovely pencils?

I suffer for health. :sad:

Literally sometimes when I see people eat nice things like Fettucini Alfredo. :cry: But I think I like being buff instead of *blah* to gorge myself with lovely, lovely, alfredo sauce. I'm gonna cry soon.

Art store? Yes. They have some other kind of "B" pencils but no 2B. The English are SOOOO strange! I'm going to buy a crate of pencils and have them shipped over to the UK. :D

[Emperor_Mike]

*Sigh* obligatory corny pickup line:

Baby, all I want for Christmas is you.

*busts out into Wham or Mariah Carey song*

There's a Britney Spears song too. I heard it the other day playing over and over and over and over again. :sick:

Incidentally, have you read "Dead Zone?" I hear it's good. :dance:

[BaiginLong]

personally I'd like to actually have a gf for Christmas but heh
*sniffles* :cry:

[deez nuts]

naw, stilettos look better (more skin). :D


howz about i wear my leopard thong.

[iris]

I got my boyfriend a gift certificate to Nickel for Men Spa in NYC for some hour-long massages. But I sprung it on him when he was having a terrible week to brighten up his day. Now I don't know what to get him.

I was thinking a pair of Ugg boots. They're stylish yet so warm and fluffy inside. Do guys like that?

[applehead]

iris you should get a pair for yourself.
i saw the pastel colored ones on oprah
and they looked really cute.

[ism]

I got my xmas present early this year ^^ Soooo blessed I am

It wasn't until I saw your message right after Deadpool's that I noticed two things:
1) I'm identifying people's posts by their avatar
2) Dancing Marios are semantically identical

[Tao]

i feel so embarassed to want this, but I must sshow you guys the wonder that is the 20th anniversary edition of optimus prime that hasbro is coming out with mid december.

http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/toys/12_03/80500-01.jpg

http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/toys/12_03/80500-04.jpg
http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/toys/12_03/vehicle.jpg

http://www.transfandom.net/~news/tfaop.jpg

this highly detailed version costs 70 bucks though due to the use of all die cast metal and real rubber tires. and my friends all laughed at me when i told them that i wanted this.....if wanting a limited edition optimus prime is wrong....i don't want to be right.

[kimpossible]

^ don't be embarrassed. it's actually kinda cute.

[amietron]

^ don't be embarrassed. it's actually kinda cute.
especially since it turns into a fire engine like the old japanese jyurenja power rangers type figures.

[ism]

^ don't be embarrassed. it's actually kinda cute.

Cute? CUTE? Optimus Prime is not cute! We're talking about the leader of the Autobots, here.

[mrazntre]

I'd like a full Snap-On tool set, but seeing as it's in the tens of thousands of dollars, I don't think I'll be getting that anytime soon.

[SunWuKong]

i feel so embarassed to want this, but I must sshow you guys the wonder that is the 20th anniversary edition of optimus prime that hasbro is coming out with mid december.

http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/toys/12_03/80500-01.jpg

http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/toys/12_03/80500-04.jpg
http://toychest.diamondcomics.com/toys/12_03/vehicle.jpg

http://www.transfandom.net/~news/tfaop.jpg

this highly detailed version costs 70 bucks though due to the use of all die cast metal and real rubber tires. and my friends all laughed at me when i told them that i wanted this.....if wanting a limited edition optimus prime is wrong....i don't want to be right.


ok, i have a hard-on.
now if they do something like this with Grimlock, i'd be ready to blow my load.

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

so, mike, when you're hot for teacher, do you tell her she broke your heart like you broke your pencil? Sorry just wanted to sneak in a random completely irrelevant Van Halen reference.It's "brought my pencil," not "broke my pencil."

Poser.

By the way, when did Optimus Prime ever use an axe?

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

I want a new bass guitar. If your SO is cool, he should want one too.

http://www.sadowsky.com/stock/images/62144_full.jpg

Around $2600 new... and these are the slightly cheaper Japanese models.

Or you could spend ~$1200 and get me/someone else (who should be me) this:

http://www.fender.com/new_repository/fender_guitars/images/0195262_md.jpg
Active circuits... string-through bridge... nice playable neck and made in America. It's pretty awesome but I'd want to do some mods to it.

[Fireblade]

It's "brought my pencil," not "broke my pencil."

Poser.

By the way, when did Optimus Prime ever use an axe?

Yup. Watch the original Transformer episodes. He somehow has a energon axe or something. Comes out from his hand from all places.

*damn i'm such a dweeb*

I'm gonna buy me one of those 20th anniversaire Optimus Prime toys.

*goes back to playing magic cards*

[hooligan]

Yup. Watch the original Transformer episodes. He somehow has a energon axe or something. Comes out from his hand from all places.

*damn i'm such a dweeb*

I'm gonna buy me one of those 20th anniversaire Optimus Prime toys.

*goes back to playing magic cards*
want to play a game of counterstrike fellow dweeb?

[Fireblade]

want to play a game of counterstrike fellow dweeb?

That's not DWEEB enough man!!! People have been in couterstrike gangs in Korea!!!

So umm.. no. Because I can't hit anyone in a game of counterstrike. I always end up being headshot fodder.

[Tao]

wow, i'm not alone in this transformers fetish.....god bless you everyone

[hooligan]

That's not DWEEB enough man!!! People have been in couterstrike gangs in Korea!!!

So umm.. no. Because I can't hit anyone in a game of counterstrike. I always end up being headshot fodder.
we can form our yw cs gang. :D

[bigwong235]

i'd really like a nice, high-quality chef's knife/utility knife.

[TTChino]

A hat with mistletoe hanging from a wire up top.

Who's up first? =O