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Made in China
11-24-2003, 01:37 PM
correct me if this thread popped up before, I am a n00b :bomb2:
The bigger the foot, the bigger the.....? (YEAH you know ;) )
So the saying goes, your dick is half the size of your foot?
Do you guys think this is true?
*some mod can delete this topic if its occured before:happy:
amietron
11-24-2003, 01:39 PM
why? do you have small feet?
ummm...why don't you just measure the damned thing and see if it's true or not?
oh and btw, post a pic
Proud_Jook_Sing
11-24-2003, 03:20 PM
They say that about noses
and hands too.
(Not even going to go there....)
deez nuts
11-24-2003, 04:14 PM
the calculations seems off.
my shoe size is an 11-12 depending on the shoe.
that would make me around 5.5 to 6"
but, in actuality my gigantor is 8.5-9" of pure fukinese c.r.c.
John0101
11-24-2003, 05:04 PM
ummm...why don't you just measure the damned thing and see if it's true or not?
oh and btw, post a pic
:laugh:
yeah made, test it out and let us know
Ogumo
11-24-2003, 05:22 PM
ummm...why don't you just measure the damned thing and see if it's true or not?
oh and btw, post a pic
...STOP!
kimpossible
11-24-2003, 05:39 PM
ummm...why don't you just measure the damned thing and see if it's true or not?
oh and btw, post a pic
He's 14. Let's not give him ideas.
deez nuts
11-24-2003, 05:47 PM
He's 14. Let's not give him ideas.
they start so young these days.
yoMAMA
11-24-2003, 05:49 PM
hands....hands....hands....
Made in China
11-24-2003, 06:56 PM
Does any girls know about this..... haha!
ChinaLama
11-24-2003, 07:25 PM
Don't matter what the rules are, as long as you can hit her spot!
Haha, as I have said many times to all penis size-obsessed guys on here, don't worry about it... coming from a guy who's seen many many many penises, it's all about proportionality. It looks freaky for a giant to have a teenie weenie, but it also looks like freaky for a short person to have a huge dong. Besides, almost all guys experience growth spurts in their pants at the same time they go through all other puberty crap.
So, to answer your question about the shoe myth... it does have something to do with proportionality, but it's not exclusively dependent on your feet.
ChinaLama
11-24-2003, 11:04 PM
MIC is proly a dude w/ size 8 shoes and a size 12 cock.
tvbdude
11-24-2003, 11:06 PM
mine is about right. it's half the size of my feet
mine is about right. it's half the size of my feet
So you're not gonna disclose your shoe size to us?? Haha, just teasing :p
mr. x
11-25-2003, 12:13 AM
http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/size.htm
work safe, as long as the boss dont read the text too closely
man once you read snopes u just cant STAND it when oldass rumors keep getting passed along
did ya know Tommy Hilfiger never said that shit? u know what im talking about
Emperor_Mike
11-25-2003, 02:43 AM
Maybe? I'm size 13 and I come in at a respectable 7.5-8.
Fireblade
11-25-2003, 03:18 AM
My nickname is Gigantor. =)
amietron
11-25-2003, 03:18 AM
Maybe? I'm size 13 and I come in at a respectable 7.5-8.
your penis is between 7.5 and 8 inches long? :eek:
that's wow.
Fireblade
11-25-2003, 03:24 AM
your penis is between 7.5 and 8 inches long? :eek:
that's wow.
I thought that was average? :confused:
Emperor_Mike
11-25-2003, 08:26 AM
your penis is between 7.5 and 8 inches long? :eek:
that's wow.
:blush:
ellsworth81
11-25-2003, 08:53 AM
your penis is between 7.5 and 8 inches long? :eek:
that's wow.
that must mean it's like 20 feet long when you get a stiffy
ellsworth81
11-25-2003, 08:54 AM
I thought that was average? :confused:
hardly.
i thought it was 5 in across the world population.
Emperor_Mike
11-25-2003, 09:24 AM
that must mean it's like 20 feet long when you get a stiffy
Erect length.
Now, no more talking about my penis.
deez nuts
11-25-2003, 09:47 AM
my wanger is still bigger than your wanger
**wags dick**
Emperor_Mike
11-25-2003, 09:59 AM
Dr. Bun's going to be arrested for indecent exposure.
*closes eyes and runs away*
deez nuts
11-25-2003, 10:05 AM
come here....
**wag**wag**
hahahah
ellsworth81
11-25-2003, 10:17 AM
haha
cock fight!
kimpossible
11-25-2003, 10:37 AM
your penis is between 7.5 and 8 inches long? :eek:
that's wow.
indeed :blink:
Emperor_Mike
11-25-2003, 12:22 PM
come here....
**wag**wag**
hahahah
*shudders and cries in the corner*
Penile assault!
ChinaLama
11-25-2003, 04:11 PM
please CSB and EM, my cock can kick both your cocks' asses. I'm like Rocky-- I may be smaller than my ooponents but I train harder.
John0101
11-25-2003, 04:33 PM
Maybe? I'm size 13 and I come in at a respectable 7.5-8.
thats pornstar size
deez nuts
11-25-2003, 05:11 PM
please CSB and EM, my cock can kick both your cocks' asses. I'm like Rocky-- I may be smaller than my ooponents but I train harder.
gay people do have bigger cocks, so i've heard.
kimpossible
11-25-2003, 05:26 PM
thats pornstar size
hidden in the khaki trousers of a mild-mannered man.
ChinaLama
11-25-2003, 09:57 PM
gay people do have bigger cocks, so i've heard.
well i guess you must be gayer than me since i'm only 5 inches or so.
lethal
11-25-2003, 10:54 PM
I thought that was average? :confused:
According to the snopes site linked above, but also here: http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/size.htm
The average Caucasian's penis is 3.5 inches long when flaccid and 5.1 inches long when erect.
Maybe? I'm size 13 and I come in at a respectable 7.5-8.
:eek: So would you be looking for a fluffer?
nonamerasian
11-26-2003, 01:28 AM
A guy friend told me that the length of a penis (I believe flaccid) more so correlates with the length of the guy's index finger. The girth supposedly correlates with the width of his index and middle finger together.
Emperor_Mike
11-26-2003, 02:30 AM
:eek: So would you be looking for a fluffer?
:laugh:
ChinaLama
11-26-2003, 02:54 AM
someone put on some Marvin Gaye in the background-- I think we have some people in love here. (the irony being that Marvin Gaye's songs are strongly heterosexual).
Emperor_Mike
11-26-2003, 03:07 AM
someone put on some Marvin Gaye in the background-- I think we have some people in love here. (the irony being that Marvin Gaye's songs are strongly heterosexual).
I lub you, you little gay tomato! :wub:
deez nuts
11-26-2003, 06:36 AM
well i guess you must be gayer than me since i'm only 5 inches or so.
yeah yeah keep talking in the closet boy.
i'm not the one living in a state of denial. nobody's questioned my sexuality.
ChinaLama
11-26-2003, 08:07 AM
yeah yeah keep talking in the closet boy.
i'm not the one living in a state of denial. nobody's questioned my sexuality.
you hide it very well, Dr. Buns.
ChinaLama
11-26-2003, 08:10 AM
I lub you, you little gay tomato! :wub:
but etcj is the one who wants to be your fluffer. My mommy wouldn't like it if i had teh mannsechs.
deez nuts
11-26-2003, 08:13 AM
you hide it very well, Dr. Buns.
oh, did i set off your gaydar?
ChinaLama
11-26-2003, 08:14 AM
oh, did i set off your gaydar?
generally, gay people are the most enthusiastic in outing others.
Emperor_Mike
11-26-2003, 08:16 AM
but etcj is the one who wants to be your fluffer. My mommy wouldn't like it if i had teh mannsechs.
:laugh:
deez nuts
11-26-2003, 08:17 AM
generally, gay people are the most enthusiastic in outing others.
i just want you to be happy and stop living a lie, that's all. i think you'll be happier. you must have a gaydar...is it in your pants? it is, isn't it, you seggzey boy.
ChinaLama
11-26-2003, 08:19 AM
i just want you to be happy and stop living a lie, that's all. i think you'll be happier. you must have a gaydar...is it in your pants? it is, isn't it, you seggzey boy.
awww why do you care about my happiness so much? is it cuz you want teh buttsex0r w/ me?
deez nuts
11-26-2003, 08:20 AM
awww why do you care about my happiness so much? is it cuz you want teh buttsex0r w/ me?
no cuz you're a bud. and buds care about if another bud is unhappy.
Emperor_Mike
11-26-2003, 08:29 AM
I think we're witnessing a bizarre mating ritual between a tomato and a medical steamed bun.
deez nuts
11-26-2003, 08:35 AM
I think we're witnessing a bizarre mating ritual between a tomato and a medical steamed bun.
he's not being very receptive though. mebbe if i do a dance? like the funky chicken and puff my chest out?
Emperor_Mike
11-26-2003, 08:41 AM
he's not being very receptive though. mebbe if i do a dance? like the funky chicken and puff my chest out?
You'll need to bob your head like a rooster and show off your tail feathers, I think. That should get the tomato's juices flowing.
Incidentally, what are tomatoes? Are they fruits? Or vegetables? Judging by this thread I'm inclined to think the former rather than the latter.
Tee hee...
deez nuts
11-26-2003, 08:47 AM
You'll need to bob your head like a rooster and show off your tail feathers, I think. That should get the tomato's juices flowing.
so i should shake my tail feather, instead? but, but, i thought my milkshake bought all the boys to the yard.
Incidentally, what are tomatoes? Are they fruits? Or vegetables? Judging by this threat I'm inclined to think the former rather than the latter.
Tee hee...
:laugh:
ChinaLama
11-26-2003, 08:52 AM
man this tomato really makes me one hot hunk, huh. i guess i wouldn't be getting all this attention if my avatar were insteadhttp://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/picsgollum.jpg
Emperor_Mike
11-26-2003, 08:54 AM
man this tomato really makes me one hot hunk, huh. i guess i wouldn't be getting all this attention if my avatar were insteadhttp://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/picsgollum.jpg
Ooooo....precioussssss!
:wub:
ChinaLama
11-26-2003, 08:56 AM
the real reason why gollum was so angry was cuz he couldn't get teh mansechs w/ Frodo. Sam hogged Frodo all to himself. :(
Emperor_Mike
11-26-2003, 08:58 AM
the real reason why gollum was so angry was cuz he couldn't get teh mansechs w/ Frodo. Sam hogged Frodo all to himself. :(
Yah, I know. You can just see it in those freakishly large, glass-like, eyes of his. Man, all I see in them is a unstoppable lust for some good hobbit lovin'.
*Precious*
deez nuts
11-26-2003, 09:03 AM
the real reason why gollum was so angry was cuz he couldn't get teh mansechs w/ Frodo. Sam hogged Frodo all to himself. :(
gollum didn't even get sloppy seconds. no wonder gollum went insane cuz frodo didn't recpriocate gollum's cries for attention.
and frodo and them had big feet too. big hairy feet.
so sad so very very sad.
Emperor_Mike
11-26-2003, 09:05 AM
Elijah Wood looks like a frickin' kewpie doll. It's so scary.
applehead
11-26-2003, 10:23 AM
all right.
the whole jing is gay thing
is getting old.
it wasn't even funny.
(jing, now will you bring me some pizza?)
kekekekeke
deez nuts
11-26-2003, 10:26 AM
all right.
the whole jing is gay thing
is getting old.
it wasn't even funny.
(jing, now will you bring me some pizza?)
kekekekeke
don't stick up for your ex-bf. he dumped you remember?
but you did drop the zero and got with a hero.
ChinaLama
11-26-2003, 11:54 AM
all right.
the whole jing is gay thing
is getting old.
it wasn't even funny.
(jing, now will you bring me some pizza?)
kekekekeke
thanks meena. but i still won't bring you any pizza. ;) i gotta agree w/ Dr. Buns on the vanilla ice quote tho. :(
deez nuts
11-26-2003, 12:08 PM
thanks meena. but i still won't bring you any pizza. ;) i gotta agree w/ Dr. Buns on the vanilla ice quote tho. :(
awwwwwwwww, lama. i was just teasing you, you big lug.
ChinaLama
11-26-2003, 12:23 PM
awwwwwwwww, lama. i was just teasing you, you big lug.
can't compare to Dr. Buns tho. just can't. But at least now you get the kicks and my legs will have time to heal.
applehead
11-26-2003, 12:25 PM
what's a vanilla ice quote?
deez nuts
11-26-2003, 12:26 PM
can't compare to Dr. Buns tho. just can't. But at least now you get the kicks and my legs will have time to heal.
bu gan dang. bu gang dang.
i would never kick those stumpy legs on your big red round body. how would you bouce then?
ChinaLama
11-26-2003, 12:41 PM
bu gan dang. bu gang dang.
i would never kick those stumpy legs on your big red round body. how would you bouce then?
no, i mean meena's kicks.
ChinaLama
11-26-2003, 12:41 PM
what's a vanilla ice quote?
fr the movie, "Cool as Ice." "Why don't you drop the zero and get with the hero?"
applehead
11-26-2003, 12:42 PM
oh i thought it was ricki lake who said that.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
deez nuts
11-26-2003, 12:53 PM
no, i mean meena's kicks.
you poor thing. she does inflict mucho pain with her hands and feet.
amietron
11-26-2003, 03:31 PM
how old are most boys when their penis stops growing?
Made in China
11-26-2003, 06:17 PM
well some "boy's" dick always "grows". Like old elderly peeps, grows to a certain point, then shrinks back to the size of a 8 year old.
Irezumi Kiss
11-26-2003, 06:20 PM
Huh...
Imagine if they DIDN'T stop growing...
...and the girl's hoo-hoo didn't stop...you know...
mr. x
11-26-2003, 11:51 PM
dude snopes people snopes! read my link!!!!
http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/size.htm
mikey did NOT die from pop rocks and soda!
tommy hilfiger did NOT diss asians and blacks !
Disney is NOT in a Godamn icecube!
feet do NOT indicate penile size
Emperor_Mike
11-27-2003, 03:33 AM
how old are most boys when their penis stops growing?
Sixteen apparently. It was sixteen for me anyway. :unsure:
Emperor_Mike
11-27-2003, 03:34 AM
dude snopes people snopes! read my link!!!!
http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/size.htm
mikey did NOT die from pop rocks and soda!
tommy hilfiger did NOT diss asians and blacks !
Disney is NOT in a Godamn icecube!
feet do NOT indicate penile size
You're starting to get shrill. Maybe you should lie down and slowly count backwards from one hundred until you calm down. Heh!
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