Mutual Masturbation....

[yangbahn50]

Do any of you folks know what "mutual" masturbation is?

Is this for gay people? Or does this occur when a couple masturbates in front of each other?

[hooligan]

i thought i was when you help each other masturbate? am i wrong?

[amietron]

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=mutual+masturbation

there you go. problem solved. now you can go read up on it to feed your brain. yumm.

[ChinaLama]

it's a safe(r) alternative to sex. then again, if a person is just gonna ask someone else to give him/her a handjob, may as well do it him/herself.

[kitty]

I'm pretty sure it's when couple's masturbate in front of each other. No it's "not for gay people"... it's safe and fun and can be very hot.

[ism]

It's like putting on a show for each other, and can be a way to learn how to stimulate your partner better. By observing how they do it, you'll know what they like.

[ellsworth81]

I'm pretty sure it's when couple's masturbate in front of each other. No it's "not for gay people"... it's safe and fun and can be very hot.


haha, safe and fun
sounds like an amusement park ride :happy:

[shy]

i love it! i'll totally agree that it's fun!!! and it turns each other one. especially if you can time the orgasms to go around the same time as one another...

[kboy75]

some people would call one night stands and booty calls "mutual masturbation"....

think about it. it's just flesh... just different parts... whether it be a hand, or your genitals, you still orgasm... and if (big if) there is no emtional attachment, then, it could very well be.

things that make you go "Hmm...."

[deez nuts]

instead of making yourself go blind; you can make one another go blind. now that's couple's bonding.

[ellsworth81]

a friend of a friend got pregnant from mutual mas. talk about a big oops.

and then there was a shotgun wedding.

[yangbahn50]

a friend of a friend got pregnant from mutual mas. talk about a big oops.

and then there was a shotgun wedding.

How did your male friend impregnate his girlfried through mutual mast?

The only possible way is for him to have some semen on his fingers while stroking his girlfriend's groin area (you know what I mean right?).


Okay...now I get it. But the problem is....what if one of the two partners reach orgams before the other (usu. guys reach orgasm before females do)?

[ellsworth81]

the way it was explained to me is that the stuff travels at extremely high velocities - fast enough to get in there and for your little soldiers to reach the egg. and we know how the stuff tends to get sprayed all over the place - like a fireman putting out a fire :laugh:

How did your male friend impregnate his girlfried through mutual mast?

The only possible way is for him to have some semen on his fingers while stroking his girlfriend's groin area (you know what I mean right?).


Okay...now I get it. But the problem is....what if one of the two partners reach orgams before the other (usu. guys reach orgasm before females do)?

[shy]

a friend of a friend got pregnant from mutual mas. talk about a big oops.

and then there was a shotgun wedding.

it's happened before from what i've heard but the risk is pretty rare. i was almost tempted to believe it's closer to a theoretical risk.

i guess not!

damn... getting pregnant w/out the penetration. what a rip! :D

[ellsworth81]

yes, you can be pregnant and still be chaste :P

[ChinaLama]

*tempted to make a joke about the Virgin Mary but will pass*

[Emperor_Mike]

*tempted to make a joke about the Virgin Mary but will pass*

:dry:

Hmmm. :happy:

[ellsworth81]

*tempted to make a joke about the Virgin Mary but will pass*


haha
so was i
but i felt that'd be in bad taste :closedeye

[himura-dono]

it can be a lot of fun. =)

[himura-dono]

*tempted to make a joke about the Virgin Mary but will pass*

pwahahahaha :D

[Irezumi Kiss]

Is there a such thing as Mutual of Omaha Masturbation?

[Tao]

Is there a such thing as Mutual of Omaha Masturbation?
is that when you jerk off an indian chief?

[teaz0r]

it's hot.

[mr. x]

Is there a such thing as Mutual of Omaha Masturbation?

Sounds like a sperm bank

[ellsworth81]

is that when you jerk off an indian chief?

that was my 2nd guess :ninja:

[yangbahn50]

Or how about Mutual Fund Masturbation?

Is this what brokers do at the NYSE to make the Dow Jones average increase? LOL

[Chester]

Is there a such thing as Mutual of Omaha Masturbation?
Yes, of course.

That's when you and Marlin Perkins jerk each other off to the sight of lions copulating on the Serengeti plains.