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ChinaLama
11-19-2003, 07:11 PM
Hi. I'm ChinaLama. I hate Meena. Meena hates me. But we're irrestibly drawn to each other because of our moles. Goddamn moles.
applehead
11-19-2003, 07:39 PM
mole love!
ChinaLama
11-19-2003, 07:41 PM
:heart: :heart: ewwwwww
applehead
11-19-2003, 07:53 PM
ew. wtf.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
oh. a whole thread about mole love.
ChinaLama
11-19-2003, 07:55 PM
didn't we already have a thread on mole love?
deez nuts
11-19-2003, 07:56 PM
the guy with the mole on his arm at penang p0wns both your moles.

he was like the johnny holmes of moles.
ChinaLama
11-19-2003, 07:58 PM
what my mole lacks in size, it makes up for in spunkiness!
applehead
11-19-2003, 07:58 PM
ew. mole+lots of hair=NASTY
deez nuts
11-19-2003, 07:59 PM
he gets the taiwanese chocolates
Chester
11-19-2003, 08:00 PM
False advertising. I thought this was going to be a thread about subterranean fucking.
ChinaLama
11-19-2003, 08:24 PM
False advertising. I thought this was going to be a thread about subterranean fucking.

or spy affairs.
coagulated fat
11-19-2003, 08:25 PM
False advertising. I thought this was going to be a thread about subterranean fucking.
lol. I love you.
applehead
11-19-2003, 08:28 PM
lol. I love you.

yes.
but does your mole love his mole?
coagulated fat
11-19-2003, 09:27 PM
yes.
but does your mole love his mole?
I don't know if he has a mole. Chester, do you have a mole?

I have a huge but hair-free mole on my back that's waiting for you. Dahling.
Fireblade
11-20-2003, 02:24 PM
I don't know if he has a mole. Chester, do you have a mole?

I have a huge but hair-free mole on my back that's waiting for you. Dahling.

Darn it Ms. Fat....

You have dropped from Hottie to just Hot. :happy:
TB4000
11-20-2003, 03:08 PM
Nice to mole you...er, MEET you!
Chester
11-20-2003, 05:16 PM
I don't know if he has a mole. Chester, do you have a mole?
Well, sure...but I don't think any of them have any magnetic properties.

I have a huge but hair-free mole on my back that's waiting for you. Dahling.
If you can get it to dress up in a plaid, pleated skirt and knee-highs, we may have something here.
applehead
11-20-2003, 06:13 PM
If you can get it to dress up in a plaid, pleated skirt and knee-highs, we may have something here.

damn it.
me and my visuals.

does anyone have moles on their feet?
it supposedly means you're lazy.
hahahaha
Irezumi Kiss
11-20-2003, 06:55 PM
does anyone have moles on their feet?
it supposedly means you're lazy.
hahahaha

If you have Marilyn Monroe on the cheek and a tiny one on your nose, does it mean anything?

I have a huge but hair-free mole on my back that's waiting for you. Dahling.

Your lover must love spooning with you after nasties.

:D
applehead
11-20-2003, 09:44 PM
If you have Marilyn Monroe on the cheek and a tiny one on your nose, does it mean anything?

it means that i should get it surgically removed.
=/
coagulated fat
11-21-2003, 01:18 AM
No surgery! Moles are beautiful!
ChinaLama
11-21-2003, 01:35 AM
yeah, meena. they're the only redeemable features on your face anyway.
applehead
11-21-2003, 11:46 AM
okieee.
deez nuts
11-21-2003, 11:55 AM
yeah, meena. they're the only redeemable features on your face anyway.


be nice to your girlfriend, spermboy
applehead
11-21-2003, 11:57 AM
we broke up.
um. he dumped me.
deez nuts
11-21-2003, 12:02 PM
it's ok you got mr. x
ChinaLama
11-21-2003, 12:03 PM
but mr. x's loyalties are so torn: meena, amy, or angel nympho?
applehead
11-21-2003, 12:07 PM
hahahahahaha
so many choices.
deez nuts
11-21-2003, 12:09 PM
why not all three?
SunWuKong
11-21-2003, 12:19 PM
i got a hairy mole on my left arm. the circular and the diameter is about as long as the width of my pinky finger nail. i cut the hair on it once but the hair just grew back. then a friend of mine told me that hair on moles is supposed to be lucky.
applehead
11-21-2003, 12:21 PM
RAD that is gross!!!
tweeze it!!
nevermind. i'll wax it for you.
when you come visit.
SunWuKong
11-21-2003, 12:22 PM
RAD that is gross!!!
tweeze it!!
nevermind. i'll wax it for you.
when you come visit.

the hell? you're gonna wax my mole? is that orthodox?
applehead
11-21-2003, 12:23 PM
i'll clean up your eyebrows too.
deez nuts
11-21-2003, 12:53 PM
metrosexual!
Chester
11-21-2003, 12:58 PM
i got a hairy mole on my left arm. the circular and the diameter is about as long as the width of my pinky finger nail. i cut the hair on it once but the hair just grew back. then a friend of mine told me that hair on moles is supposed to be lucky.
Yeah. Hence all the Chinese people running around with mole hair long enough to braid.

Personally, I'd rather cut that nasty shit off and carry a rabbit's foot as compensation.