Anal

[DaBestSpooner]

good when done right!

[wylin]

god made that hole only as an out hole. my 2 sents. it sux for guyz cuz u feel ur hurting ur partner and that u coulda just done one of ur buddies up the butt (well hello MrAznTre), and for girls cuz its weird and doesnt feel good.... denno... YUCK!

[achtungbaby]

[quote:457fcfe761="DaBestSpooner"]good when done right![/quote:457fcfe761]

Giving or...r-r-receiving?

[princess]

[quote:2bdd7775b3="wylin"]god made that hole only as an out hole..... YUCK![/quote:2bdd7775b3]

agreed.

[karizma]

>> i figure if it dont feel too good coming out it aint gonna feel too good goin in...ya feels me?

>> ive heard from guys who do anal on a regular basis that the first time they did anal with a girl they got shit on their dick...now yknow id do a lot of things in the name of pleasure...but good god that is straight sick shit [no pun intended]...

[Arex]

Receiving? Fuck no! I want to get a tattoo on my ass that says "[b:f977cabb43]Wrong Way, Do Not Enter, Severe Tire Damage[/b:f977cabb43]."

Giving? Shit belongs in the toilet, not on my dick.

Alex

[ImrkevinpakI]

[quote:8a0183aab4="Arex"]Receiving? Fuck no! I want to get a tattoo on my ass that says "[b:8a0183aab4]Wrong Way, Do Not Enter, Severe Tire Damage[/b:8a0183aab4]."

Giving? Shit belongs in the toilet, not on my dick.

Alex[/quote:8a0183aab4]

Are you a girl or gay? I mean that tattoo statement meant you were a girl.

[deez nuts]

Whats all this talk about riding the Hershey Highway. Honestly, it all it depends on the girl whether she wants her badonkadonk tapped like that. And the image of hitting pay dirt Karizma gave me is kinda grossing me out. This section is kinda raw!

[CrX3183]

why do people wanna stick things up people's ass? I sure as hell wouldn't want anything near my ass and how many people agree with me on that one?

[LilCPChik]

dats grossy!!!

[Arex]

[quote:71214d49a6="ImrkevinpakI"][quote:71214d49a6="Arex"]Receiving? Fuck no! I want to get a tattoo on my ass that says "[b:71214d49a6]Wrong Way, Do Not Enter, Severe Tire Damage[/b:71214d49a6]."

Giving? Shit belongs in the toilet, not on my dick.

Alex[/quote:71214d49a6]

Are you a girl or gay? I mean that tattoo statement meant you were a girl.[/quote:71214d49a6]

Hahaha! No, I'm neither a girl nor gay. I'm simply a heterosexual male who shudders at the idea of anyone sticking anything up my arse.

Alex

[kasia]

[quote:443c6f4ba6="ImrkevinpakI"][quote:443c6f4ba6="Arex"]Receiving? Fuck no! I want to get a tattoo on my ass that says "[b:443c6f4ba6]Wrong Way, Do Not Enter, Severe Tire Damage[/b:443c6f4ba6]."

Giving? Shit belongs in the toilet, not on my dick.

Alex[/quote:443c6f4ba6]

Are you a girl or gay? I mean that tattoo statement meant you were a girl.[/quote:443c6f4ba6]

how so? please explain.

[ImrkevinpakI]

[quote:fdd5925a56="kasia"][quote:fdd5925a56="ImrkevinpakI"][quote:fdd5925a56="Arex"]Receiving? Fuck no! I want to get a tattoo on my ass that says "[b:fdd5925a56]Wrong Way, Do Not Enter, Severe Tire Damage[/b:fdd5925a56]."

Giving? Shit belongs in the toilet, not on my dick.

Alex[/quote:fdd5925a56]

Are you a girl or gay? I mean that tattoo statement meant you were a girl.[/quote:fdd5925a56]

how so? please explain.[/quote:fdd5925a56]

Wow, you're always trying to battle me online eh? I see you got guts.

I want to get a tattoo on my ass that says " Wrong Way, Do Not Enter,

I mean that explains it. Wouldn't a girl get that statement on HER ass?

[DaBestSpooner]

the most open minded reply, dats what I'm saying son. I've dated girls that requested it and they totally love it, either for naughtiness factor or cus they love the feeling. like i said, good when done right. as for me, it dont feel right, I'll try anything once, okay maybe twice.

[quote:8ec9d9a1f6="Chasiubao_Boy"]Whats all this talk about riding the Hershey Highway. Honestly, it all it depends on the girl whether she wants her badonkadonk tapped like that. And the image of hitting pay dirt Karizma gave me is kinda grossing me out. This section is kinda raw![/quote:8ec9d9a1f6]

[tapestrybabe]

i dont know about the entering part of it all. The idea of it all kinda makes me feel queezy... but a little oral play down there.. never hurts...

[deez nuts]

I like big butts and I cannot lie!

[angelnympho]

i agree w/ the original post. feels good when its done right. when its done wrong, it feels like hell.

[mrazntre]

anal is tight.



no pun intended?


so your friends got shit dick? tell 'em to wear a condom and tell the girl to take a dump before she takes him on a ride to brown town.



I'm not sure how anal sex could be done RIGHT, cuz generally i thought it was just wrong either way you stick it and flip it, but who knows. I guess a lil bit of KY goes a long way.


Angelnympho: i like your avatar. i can see tEEtz n cleavage. TAKE IT OFF!! TAKE IT OFF!!! TAKE IT OFF!

[karizma]

>> hmm...what do you think of rim jobs?

[mrazntre]

lick me lick me lick me!

[Saiko]

I... regret entering this thread. O_O;;;;;

[CrX3183]

This forum's post is just wonderful :roll:

[Arex]

Ack! My virgin eyes!!! 8O


Alex

[ChinaLama]

Shrug, it doesnt LOOK like it hurts chicks that much...

then again pornstars are paid to do that sort of thing so why would they complain? i dunno about other women tho.

But ever since seeing it done in porn, i dunno, i'm kind of curious about it, but i probably wouldnt end up spearing an ass cuz of the health risks.

[angelnympho]

it hurts to get smashed in the butt by a big dick. :( u gotta be GENTILE and NICE... start with a finger or something, i dont know. just dont go right to the smashing. that's painnnful.

[jizza]

[quote:a6383c47c3="angelnympho"]it hurts to get smashed in the butt by a big dick.[/quote:a6383c47c3]

i love how angelnympho talks. getting nutted on was good, but getting smashed in the butt by a big dick.... now that takes the cake.

[karizma]

>> there was this interview with a porno star [on what program i dont know]...and she started talking about the preparations she goes through before "performing"...for anal...she tries not to eat a day or two before the shoot and gets an enema to avoid any bits of excrement coming out. hah thats some nasty shit...=X

>> anal...blech...

[achtungbaby]

This thread is the one I want to email to all your mothers.

[karizma]

>> okie dokes...you first ab...

[ChinaLama]

hmm does anyone think like licking ass is more sick than phallically inserting into it? i mean at least dirty stuff comes out of your penis anyway, but having dirty stuff go INTO your mouth? not cool. nah-uh. nah-uh. nah-uh. (jing does Butters impression).

[princess]

[quote:b80593712b="achtungbaby"]This thread is the one I want to email to all your mothers.[/quote:b80593712b]

hahahah

*covers arex's eyes

[mrazntre]

to chinalama, all i gotta say is... you've eaten at McDonald's right?


can't be any worse than that.

[Arex]

Princess: good looking out! :)

Wrecks

[BigYellowStorm]

I like doing the oral down there.... and there are some fine chicks out there that I loved doing up the butt... it was fun... though if I got the ass on the first night I knew never to go back to that chick again becuase that means she is out doing it like that with others... I have run acrossed at least two girls like that... first night I am up there rump... cray.

[CrX3183]

lol u got in trouble

[mizkisses]

[quote:a7a373482e="wylin"]god made that hole only as an out hole. my 2 sents. it sux for guyz cuz u feel ur hurting ur partner and that u coulda just done one of ur buddies up the butt (well hello MrAznTre), and for girls cuz its weird and doesnt feel good.... denno... YUCK![/quote:a7a373482e]

OMG, i agree. my "friend" constantly tells me he wants to do it doggy style, and im thinking, "hello, doesn't that feel weird for me?!" and..yah..

no sex for me!

but anal don't sound too appealing. unless you're gay, otherwise, i don't think many girls enjoy it...

[mrazntre]

uhmm.. did i miss something? mebbe i'm too old...

doggystyle means to insert the penis into the vagina while the female is on her hands and knees, you do hit it from behind, but not literally in the behind.

at least that's what it means to me.

[deez nuts]

Yeah doggy style is a position it doesn't necessarily involve riding the hershey-highway. It allows for easy access, though. It's weird most females on this forum don't dig it, I dated some and met some women that love it. Me, I don't really care, if it's your cup of tea, heh why not? You just better enema first so I don't hit paydirt.

[mizkisses]

o_0

ah well too young and too confused. time to leave this forum..LOL..

[wylin]

[quote:6531a795ca="mizkisses"]o_0

ah well too young and too confused. time to leave this forum..LOL..[/quote:6531a795ca]

dont polute her virgin eyes and mind.

=X

[mrazntre]

she needs to learn for her marriage night. otherwise she'll be a dead fish and her husband will regret ever touching her.

[mizkisses]

[quote:b89d0e9e70="mrazntre"]she needs to learn for her marriage night. otherwise she'll be a dead fish and her husband will regret ever touching her.[/quote:b89d0e9e70]

hahahaha what?!?!?!

[artsfartsyjanet]

Originally posted by Saiko@Jul 11 2002, 01:12 AM
I... regret entering this thread. O_O;;;;;
hahaha... I don't. It's pretty funny actually.

[kimpossible]

OMG!

Man, I thought *I* talked raw. Karizma, angelnympho, you make me blush.

For anyone that wants to know more about it, i.e. how to avoid the Hershey in the highway, try www.goodvibes.com. There is a lot of sex education material there.

I'm a butt virgin and hope to be so forever. But for you girls that did it - how does it feel? I mean how can it feel good?

[achtungbaby]

Originally posted by CrX3183@Jul 28 2002, 07:13 PM
lol u got in trouble
Hahahhaha...

[boycott]

Wouldn't recommend it to men unless the other door was too vacuous and you like seeing chocolate on the tip and getting choked good. Women shouldn't do it cuz you f..k up your butt and your crap won't ever come out the same way again that is not straight and quiet but through a labyrinth and sounding like an orchestra. If you have to, use protection like a 9 milimeter and plenty of lube or lots of bleeding, not jiffy lube nor jiffy peanut butter, at least not the crunchy kind with the nuts, suckers are like diamonds.

[johnny]

Originally posted by boycott@Aug 26 2002, 11:58 AM
Wouldn't recommend it to men unless the other door was too vacuous and you like seeing chocolate on the tip and getting choked good. Women shouldn't do it cuz you f..k up your butt and your crap won't ever come out the same way again that is not straight and quiet but through a labyrinth and sounding like an orchestra. If you have to, use protection like a 9 milimeter and plenty of lube or lots of bleeding, not jiffy lube nor jiffy peanut butter, at least not the crunchy kind with the nuts, suckers are like diamonds.
omg :lol:

how come u know so much? Speak from personal experience? :P

[achtungbaby]

Originally posted by boycott@Aug 26 2002, 04:58 AM
Wouldn't recommend it to men unless the other door was too vacuous and you like seeing chocolate on the tip and getting choked good. Women shouldn't do it cuz you f..k up your butt and your crap won't ever come out the same way again that is not straight and quiet but through a labyrinth and sounding like an orchestra. If you have to, use protection like a 9 milimeter and plenty of lube or lots of bleeding, not jiffy lube nor jiffy peanut butter, at least not the crunchy kind with the nuts, suckers are like diamonds.
Someone sprinkle holy water on boycott!

[loserbutt]

hmm, I'm sure that a tatoo saying "exit only" would help a whole lot when a big tattooed sex starved prisoner with herpes is fucking you up the ass

[ChinaLama]

that's why you gotta shit all over him before he has the chance to rape you. then when he's grossed out, blind him w/ your acid urine.

and if it doesn't blind him, then you'll just have to use the extendable pole.

[blkazngirl]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jul 7 2002, 05:50 PM
I like big butts and I cannot lie!
So, you like to pull up to the bumper, baby? :P

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by blkazngirl@Oct 21 2002, 03:29 AM
So, you like to pull up to the bumper, baby? :P
*perplexed*
:blink:





I'm already pulled up to the bumper.

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Oct 19 2002, 09:51 PM
that's why you gotta shit all over him before he has the chance to rape you. then when he's grossed out, blind him w/ your acid urine.

and if it doesn't blind him, then you'll just have to use the extendable pole.
What if he's into getting crapped on and golden showers?

[ChinaLama]

you mean if he's into that kind of stuff??? Errr...well then you'd best eat mad lemons before so your urine REALLY burns. Hopefully shoot into his eye so he'll be blinded and helpless. Then kick his ass in a traditional manner, maybe just stick your dick in his mouth to humiliate him. But make sure he's not aware enough to bite, cuz then that might humiliate you. :(

BTW "you" in a general sense, not "you" as in angel. :)

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Oct 19 2002, 09:51 PM
that's why you gotta shit all over him before he has the chance to rape you. then when he's grossed out, blind him w/ your acid urine.

and if it doesn't blind him, then you'll just have to use the extendable pole.
omfg, ROFL

[artsfartsyjanet]

I need to go to another topic pronto. ;)