Morning erections??

[yangbahn50]

I'm wondering why do I have an erection in the morning?

It seems like I always have a boner before I awake.

Do any of you guys have a boner in the morning?

If you know of any biological reasonings to this, let me know.

[applehead]

wow. i've NEVER EVER heard that before.
you should go see a doctor.
it sounds serious.

[yangbahn50]

wow. i've NEVER EVER heard that before.
you should go see a doctor.
it sounds serious.


Really? Morning erections are serious health problems? I think it's natural...but just want to 'confirm' with other guys around here. ;)

[applehead]

yes. it sounds like a serious health problem.
go get a check up.
it's definitely NOT natural.
hope everything is okay.
poor you.

[yangbahn50]

yes. it sounds like a serious health problem.
go get a check up.
it's definitely NOT natural.
hope everything is okay.
poor you.

Are you serious or getting sarcastic with me?

Plus aren't you a girl? What do you know about morning erections?

[applehead]

i'm serious.
i'm not always joking with you.
you know.

[kboy75]

ahchim namoo! ahahahahahaha! :x

[yangbahn50]

ahchim namoo! ahahahahahaha!


Heh? Is this some kind of erection medication or what?

[applehead]

ahchim namoo! ahahahahahaha! :x


HAHAHAHAHA
okiee.
ahchim namoo. you wanna fix that?
you gotta get a yujachingoo.
k k.

[applehead]

Heh? Is this some kind of erection medication or what?


yeah it's korean.
go ask for it at a korean grocery store.
ask one of those cashiers.
they'll know.
good luck!!

[Irezumi Kiss]

i'm serious.
i'm not always joking with you.
you know.

Is...is he gonna...you know...

(gulp)

[kboy75]

yeah it's korean.
go ask for it at a korean grocery store.
ask one of those cashiers.
they'll know.
good luck!!

ahahahahahahahaa... yeah.... ask the first korean guy you see.... "excuse me, but do you have achim namoo???"

[applehead]

Is...is he gonna...you know...

(gulp)

that'll be tragic.
we don't want that to happen.

[kboy75]

HAHAHAHAHA
okiee.
ahchim namoo. you wanna fix that?
you gotta get a yujachingoo.
k k.


nope no yujachingoo... just the cold shower.... =P

[applehead]

Hahahahahahaha

[yangbahn50]

nope no yujachingoo

Uh....you sound like a student who sleeps for only two hours.

Plus I already know that that means and mine looks better than yours. I bet you don't have a yoojachin!

[yangbahn50]

And I'll buy an "achimnamooo" from your dad, and pay good money. (Now no hostility =) )

[applehead]

wow. such hostility.

[kitty]

it's cuz during REM sleep, blood flows to your private areas. It happens for girls too. But usually you can't really tell when you wake up. But guys will keep the erection they got for their last REM cycle... probably just 'cuz it takes longer to go down?

It doesn't mean you're having sexy dreams.

[kboy75]

yangbahn50 wtf are u saying dude...

hahahaha....



ok, seriously... are u seriously asking? every guy gets it. but i figured out it was normal in jr high and HS.

i'd be more worried about the day it DOESN'T get up... =x

[Hiroshi2]

it's cuz during REM sleep, blood flows to your private areas. It happens for girls too. But usually you can't really tell when you wake up. But guys will keep the erection they got for their last REM cycle... probably just 'cuz it takes longer to go down?

It doesn't mean you're having sexy dreams.



Cool.




And yes, I know exactly what you're talking about yangbahn50. I ALWAYS have an erection in the morning. And I ALWAYS masturbate before I get in the shower. It gets me energized and I usually feel better.

If applehead is being serious and this is a medical problem, I guess I have something to worry about.

[amietron]

morning wood.

[sdcheung]

Morning Erections are NORMAL
even ifn you don't have to Piss and Just Horny.
Whack it off, or if ther eis time, let your girl take car eof it.
Sex or Blowjob

[amietron]

Whack it off, or if ther eis time, let your girl take car eof it.
Sex or Blowjob
let your girl take care of it. that's nice.
sleepy face, mouth open? like that? -> :o

[shy]

Plus aren't you a girl? What do you know about morning erections?

lol! she's got a boyfriend.

and speaking for myself, i've got a husband... whom is beside me every morning when i wake up. figured it out yet? ;)

[sdcheung]

what if she's already awake?
Hmmm?

and she goes, mmmmm..I've been eyeing that "wood" ever since i got up.

[steakandrice]

I thought every guy knew what this stuff is called.

Ahem...the "scientific term" for this is called "morning wood"

[Irezumi Kiss]

speaking for myself, i've got a husband... whom is beside me every morning when i wake up. figured it out yet? ;)

What happens when your dog is on the other side of your and your husband and won't budge?

Ahem...the "scientific term" for this is called "morning wood"

Oak, Cherry or Birch?

:bomb2:

[Hiroshi2]

Would you really want to fuck in the morning like that (I mean, with morning breath and all of that).

[amietron]

Would you really want to fuck in the morning like that (I mean, with morning breath and all of that).
i'm sure when you sleep next to someone for an extended period of time, you'll come to be able to tolerate their morning breath.

[teaz0r]

Would you really want to fuck in the morning like that (I mean, with morning breath and all of that).

it's not like his dick can smell my breath.

[Tao]

What happens when your dog is on the other side of your and your husband and won't budge?



Oak, Cherry or Birch?

:bomb2:
sequoia baby! :laugh:

[hooligan]

morning wood.
morning amy.

[mr. x]

morning amy.

nono its

"morning amy" (morning wood)

[kitty]

Would you really want to fuck in the morning like that (I mean, with morning breath and all of that).

better than nighttime.

[SunWuKong]

HAHAHAHAHA
okiee.
ahchim namoo. you wanna fix that?
you gotta get a yujachingoo.
k k.


yo, hook me up with a yujachingoo. send some of your friends my way.

[Irezumi Kiss]

I could use a nongjuchingoo right now....

[yangbahn50]

Cool.




And yes, I know exactly what you're talking about yangbahn50. I ALWAYS have an erection in the morning. And I ALWAYS masturbate before I get in the shower. It gets me energized and I usually feel better.

If applehead is being serious and this is a medical problem, I guess I have something to worry about.

THanks for your honest response. yes, I do remember learning about morning erections in health class.

Masturbating before showering is quite a phenomenon. I never have the urge to masturbate while showering. The urge usually comes when I'm in bed (that's when my penis gets really big like Mount Everest!).

Somebody also pointed out that this occurs during our REM sleep. Ms. Fang....thanks for the intellectual answer (unlike Applehead and Kjboy talking about kajoonamooo).

[yangbahn50]

yangbahn50 wtf are u saying dude...

hahahaha....



ok, seriously... are u seriously asking? every guy gets it. but i figured out it was normal in jr high and HS.

i'd be more worried about the day it DOESN'T get up... =x

WTF am I saying?

I'm asking if other guys have morning erections....plain and simple.

Morning erection is not limited to Jr. High students. Now that's a serious health problem Applehead can diagnose.

[kboy75]

^i'm not saying only jr high students. i'm saying that i knew it was normal ever since jr. high.

yangbahn, applehead was being SARCASTIC.

that is all.

p.s. - you have noting to worry about you are normal (healthwise)

[Ogumo]

(that's when my penis gets really big like Mount Everest!).



I found this to be more funny than you judeging kobe before the end verdict. Thanks for the 3rd series of laughter.

[applehead]

I found this to be more funny than you judeging kobe before the end verdict. Thanks for the 3rd series of laughter.

sheesh. ogumo.
why do you have to rain down on his parade.
let a man dream.

oh. sorry about joking around with you yangbahn.
i guess.
whatever.

[Ogumo]

kekekekeke