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yangbahn50

11-03-2003, 11:51 PM

Hey,

I learned long ago that semen is basic and vaginal fluid is acidic so that the semen cancels out the acid PH level when the sperm cell travels up the vagina into the cervix.

Anyhow...getting more into the base PH level of cum, do you folks think it's good to eat your cum when you have upset stomach (for guys)?

I don't know the exact PH base level of semen, but I'm sure it's just as good as Maalox or Peptolbismol.

What do you folks think?

Tao

11-04-2003, 12:02 AM

ModernLogic

11-04-2003, 02:45 AM

Maybe if I was stuck on a diserted island and I had the worst upset stomach ever.

Any other scenario, I would prefer Mylanta over semen.

deez nuts

11-04-2003, 07:07 AM

cup o'cum like in the bukkake flicks.

ChinaLama

11-04-2003, 07:53 AM

Interesting ideas you have, YB. So the next time your tummy hurts, just jack off a few times, collect the semen in a cup, and drink it? i've never thought of that before...mad props for originality.

also gives a great pick up line/. "does your stomach hurt..."

applehead

11-04-2003, 01:22 PM

wow. you're a genius.

shy

11-04-2003, 01:45 PM

lol! what a bizarre question!!! :p

can you imagine the next pick-up line?

"hey baby... i've got some medicine for your tummy ache." :D

umm... i don't know if there's been any medical break throughs with sperm. but w/ other successfull stomach remedies out there, do we really need to resort to the consumption of sperm?

this reminds me of a similar topic..

using urine for one's acne. classic.

Fireblade

11-04-2003, 02:15 PM

eww. can I say that?
EWW.

mr. x

11-04-2003, 10:41 PM

id figure if anything, it would CAUSE tummy aches

amietron

11-05-2003, 11:31 PM

id figure if anything, it would CAUSE tummy aches
take it like a man! ..er woman!

mr. x

11-05-2003, 11:39 PM

take it like a man! ..er woman!

how can a guy kiss a woman after the err...deed? i know its a heat of passion non-thinking kinda thing but ewww

yangbahn50

11-10-2003, 11:10 PM

id figure if anything, it would CAUSE tummy aches

NO, not tummy aches...I was talking about upset stomach...you know...acid reflux.

My point was, if you have an upset stomach, try ingesting your semen.

However, like somebody said here, I'd prefer Mylanta or Peptol Bismol over my cum.

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BTW, do any one of you know the nutrient facts of a shot of semen?

For example, how much calories does a table spoon of semen have?
Is there folic acid? Vitamin E?

I'm just curious (and weird).

Tao

11-10-2003, 11:26 PM

NO, not tummy aches...I was talking about upset stomach...you know...acid reflux.

My point was, if you have an upset stomach, try ingesting your semen.

However, like somebody said here, I'd prefer Mylanta or Peptol Bismol over my cum.

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BTW, do any one of you know the nutrient facts of a shot of semen?

For example, how much calories does a table spoon of semen have?
Is there folic acid? Vitamin E?

I'm just curious (and weird).
stop posting man, you're wasting valuable jerkoff/ingestion time....shoo, go blow your self to a better tommorow.

yangbahn50

11-13-2003, 01:41 PM

stop posting man, you're wasting valuable jerkoff/ingestion time....shoo, go blow your self to a better tommorow.

Shhht. Are you mad that I didn't post a picture of me doing it? Oh boo hoo!

Napoleon Chynamite

11-14-2003, 01:48 AM

Maybe if I was stuck on a diserted island and I had the worst upset stomach ever.

Any other scenario, I would prefer Mylanta over semen.

No kidding.

Plus Mylanta is sweeter and tastes a heckuva lot better. So I'm told.

Ogumo

11-14-2003, 07:36 AM

Semen has alot of zinc. If you eat too much yangbahn50 you would get a much worse stomach pain than before. But if your budgest is too small to by some stomach medication perhaps drinking semen is a good option for you.