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noname
08-09-2002, 12:42 PM
Again, like the poll for the men, the question is not "Do you enjoy watching porn?"

If for nothing else, isn't there a good laugh to be gotten out of the corny dialogue?



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Barbs
08-09-2002, 01:57 PM
hmm..interesting question.

let's just say that among my girlfriends, most of us agree that it can be fun to watch. but only for a few minutes. i really am NOT into that nasty hardcore stuff that men seem to be into. it's interesting but after too much it's a bit overdone. perhaps therein lies the difference between men and women. for women, the more subtle something is, the greater the interest. whereas many men prefer that total out in the open approach? at least when it comes to porn that is. not to say i'm a porn connoisseur.

definitely cannot stand anything with fat, ugly men. UGH.
kasia
08-09-2002, 02:09 PM
they have porn with fat, ugly men?

i enjoy reading the titles of porn. they're funny. :)

"devil doctor and naughty nurse"

you can only find those in hotel rooms though, right?
deez nuts
08-09-2002, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by kasia@Aug 9 2002, 10:09 PM


"devil doctor and naughty nurse"

you can only find those in hotel rooms though, right?
Hey thats my cup of tea!!!! Anyone have a copy?
kimpossible
08-09-2002, 02:54 PM
Sure. Depends on the film. I don't want to watch a bunch of fat hairy guys and whacked out earth mothers doing the nasty, but I'd be lying if I said no I don't ever watch porn.

But I like more in the vein of Skin Two than that uber vanilla Playboy crap. Though I have thought about getting that Playboy Parties DVD.
achtungbaby
08-10-2002, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Aug 9 2002, 02:54 PM
...whacked out earth mothers doing the nasty...
I love your phrases :D
Arex
08-10-2002, 04:46 AM
Originally posted by kasia@Aug 9 2002, 02:09 PM
they have porn with fat, ugly men?
Of course they do! That way the fat, ugly men watching the porn can pretend that they're the ones in the action...

Do a google search on Ron Jeremy to see how bad it gets... :wacko:

Alex
Saiko
08-10-2002, 09:34 AM
My God, the "evil doctor, ugly nurse" porno is disgusting funny. When some of the students from my school went to Quebec City, my friends and I stayed up all night watching porn and laughing. The guys in the other hotel rooms were probably having a little fun with themselves. But most of the movies had pretty ugly actors, so it made it funnier and less appealing. What can I say? We had a coffee machine and a basket full of sugar packets. All that was on tv was porn.
SunWuKong
08-10-2002, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by Arex@Aug 10 2002, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by kasia@Aug 9 2002, 02:09 PM
they have porn with fat, ugly men?
Of course they do! That way the fat, ugly men watching the porn can pretend that they're the ones in the action...

Do a google search on Ron Jeremy to see how bad it gets... :wacko:

Alex
the hedgehog! :D
noname
08-10-2002, 10:45 AM
For those who wanna know more...
http://www.rame.net

I'm sorry to say that I don't peruse it regularly... but you might want to :)
achtungbaby
08-10-2002, 11:46 AM
Do you guys know what your porn name is? You combine your pet's name with the name of the street you grew up on.

Mine's...(drum roll)...

Rudy Calle Mayor. The Latin Lovahhhh!
deez nuts
08-10-2002, 11:55 AM
Hey I'm Go-Go East 69 <_<

Woot Asian male porn star!



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achtungbaby
08-10-2002, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Aug 10 2002, 11:55 AM
Hey I'm Go-Go East 69 <_<


That sounds more like the name of a club. Where porn stars like Rudy Calle Mayor hang out (I have a good accent, btw).
Arex
08-11-2002, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by achtungbaby@Aug 10 2002, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Aug 10 2002, 11:55 AM
Hey I'm Go-Go East 69 &nbsp;<_<


That sounds more like the name of a club. Where porn stars like Rudy Calle Mayor hang out (I have a good accent, btw).
Well, presently my Porn name is "Meowzy Marguerita." WTF?! And before that, it was "Kayla Marguerita." I don't think so. And my older porn name of "Scooter Marguerita" was only marginally better.=P

Alex
karizma
08-12-2002, 01:37 AM
>> porn without ron jeremy in it is great...ron jeremy is one of the most disgusting looking men ive ever seen...just cause he has a 9 inch pecker does not mean he should be king of porn world. blech.

>> japanese porn is...disturbing to say the least. the only reason i watch it is to try and figure out wtf theyre doing...who thought shoving a turkey baster filled with semes up an anus was a good idea??

>> but yea...porn is enjoyable only if i watch it with someone else preferably male because it does turn me on a little. hentai is a diff story...thats some entertaining crap for you.

>> btw...im chizuka rosewell ahahah



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achtungbaby
08-12-2002, 02:56 AM
Originally posted by Arex@Aug 11 2002, 01:59 PM
Well, presently my Porn name is "Meowzy Marguerita." WTF?! And before that, it was "Kayla Marguerita." I don't think so. And my older porn name of "Scooter Marguerita" was only marginally better.=P
Those are great names...for gay porn. :lol:
deez nuts
08-12-2002, 05:16 AM
Originally posted by karizma@Aug 12 2002, 08:37 AM
>> porn without ron jeremy in it is great...ron jeremy is one of the most disgusting looking men ive ever seen...just cause he has a 9 inch pecker does not mean he should be king of porn world. blech.

See Crx's thread about crappy looking guys with hot women.

Hedgehog is the man! Woo woo!



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Danny
08-12-2002, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by achtungbaby@Aug 12 2002, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by Arex@Aug 11 2002, 01:59 PM
Well, presently my Porn name is "Meowzy Marguerita." &nbsp;WTF?! &nbsp;And before that, it was "Kayla Marguerita." &nbsp;I don't think so. &nbsp;And my older porn name of "Scooter Marguerita" was only marginally better.=P
Those are great names...for gay porn. :lol:
Arex, you need a fill up?

My porn name is Slick Kim
artsfartsyjanet
08-15-2002, 09:01 AM
Not really. Honestly, I can't enjoy porn especially with a guy next to me. Although sometimes I don't take life too seriously, I'm pretty solid about my views on porn. I actually went to a Vegas show that was topless just because I thought I wouldn't take it seriously... nope, it didn't work. ;) I think it depends honestly. If I'm in a really close relationship, I may consider it, but I highly doubt it. Why watch it when you can create it on your own! That is, without the audience and the camera....heheh :blink: :huh:



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kboy75
11-10-2003, 08:28 AM
guys don't care about all that story BS.

all they want is just hot women with good T&A and good action to get a good jerk on...

i'm totally serious.

you're welcome for keepin it real.
steakandrice
11-10-2003, 11:07 PM
they have porn with fat, ugly men?

i enjoy reading the titles of porn. they're funny. :)

"devil doctor and naughty nurse"

you can only find those in hotel rooms though, right?


sorry...could'nt hold this one in....

"white chicks...black dicks"

hahahahah (thank you pasadena sex shop)
achtungbaby
11-10-2003, 11:21 PM
Deleting the poll...sorry guys, somehow it got corrupted. Feel free to answer again!
ModernLogic
11-10-2003, 11:40 PM
Do you guys know what your porn name is? You combine your pet's name with the name of the street you grew up on.


That would make me: "Piece-Of-Shit-Dog-International-Blvd"
achtungbaby
11-11-2003, 12:13 AM
That would make me: "Piece-Of-Shit-Dog-International-Blvd"It's all in the delivery.
Napoleon Chynamite
11-11-2003, 12:49 PM
See Crx's thread about crappy looking guys with hot women.

Hedgehog is the man! Woo woo!



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Hmm I dunno how long this thread's been around but...just wanted to say

Ron Jeremy isn't crappy looking or ugly really. He's just fat. And hairy.
shy
11-11-2003, 01:57 PM
Hmm I dunno how long this thread's been around but...just wanted to say

Ron Jeremy isn't crappy looking or ugly really. He's just fat. And hairy.

no, i disagree... i've seen some professional photo shoots of this man. and in my oppinion... he's not very attractive. i've seen other fat and hairy men WAY more attractive ten ron jeremy. at least, they look cleaner...
shy
11-11-2003, 01:58 PM
i don't mind such flicks... so long as there's not too much close-up shots. i like seeing the big picture of what's going on...
Tao
11-11-2003, 02:07 PM
i don't mind such flicks... so long as there's not too much close-up shots. i like seeing the big picture of what's going on...
hehe, you almost made it seem business like and professional...the "big picture" lol.
kitty
11-11-2003, 03:57 PM
i don't mind such flicks... so long as there's not too much close-up shots. i like seeing the big picture of what's going on...

yeah... when the genitalia take up 99.9% of the screen.... that's kinda frightening. I want to see what's happening, not breathe it.
applehead
11-11-2003, 03:59 PM
a zoom-in of a penis that doesn't
belong to my boyfriend seriously
disgusts me.
kitty
11-11-2003, 04:10 PM
a zoom-in of a penis that doesn't
belong to my boyfriend seriously
disgusts me.

specially if it's ugly and floopy looking.
shy
11-11-2003, 06:04 PM
hehe, you almost made it seem business like and professional...the "big picture" lol.

:)

but it's so true! it's funny almost... you know, you're watching this great scene where they're really going at it... the girl's facial expression and her bouncing, bountifull boobies are just totally rocking the set!

and then all of the sudden...

lets have a really close up shot of his penis entering her vagina!

great! now i'm so close i can count every pubic hair on their genitalia...

not my cup-o-tea! know what i mean? ;)
achtungbaby
11-11-2003, 08:02 PM
now i'm so close i can count every pubic hair on their genitalia...What porn stars have pubic hair?
mr. x
11-11-2003, 10:45 PM
a zoom-in of a penis that doesn't
belong to my boyfriend seriously
disgusts me.

oh come on meena, the one i sent you wasnt so bad :laugh:

sorry meena, u said keep the jokes minimum, not nil
kboy75
11-12-2003, 06:49 AM
What porn stars have pubic hair?


japanese porn stars have bushes.