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amietron
10-28-2003, 04:22 PM
If you were to star in your own pornographic video, what would you name it?
deez nuts
10-28-2003, 04:38 PM
the mayonnaise sandwich series.
TB4000
10-28-2003, 04:58 PM
Catch Her in the Rye
SunWuKong
10-28-2003, 04:59 PM
it would be an entire series...
Oriental Sex Master: Chocolate Sex Fu in Harlem
Oriental Sex Master 2: Georgia Peach - Country Loving
Oriental Sex Master 3: Cold Alaskan Snatch
so on and so forth.
amietron
10-28-2003, 05:00 PM
SHOT in the FACE!
the rise of the fuck machines
ChinaLama
10-28-2003, 05:19 PM
why name my own porno when i can just take trey parker's idea and create a real "Orgazmo" porn series, if it hasn't been done already?
Faithless
10-28-2003, 05:27 PM
The Bush Sisters.
achtungbaby
10-28-2003, 07:42 PM
Wow. Some of these titles are actually pretty good. Judging by everyone's time-stamp, this was an impressive, if not disturbing, stream-of-consciousness.
kimpossible
10-28-2003, 11:52 PM
Mission Kimpossible
applehead
10-29-2003, 02:49 AM
i don't get the mayo sandwhich one.
teaz0r
10-29-2003, 04:03 AM
i'd only do lesbian porn, call it:
The Frontier Trappeur (i'd trap beavers)
travelling through the forests singing
french songs and seducing wild-eyed
native american women
then i could wear buck-skin chaps with fringes
deez nuts
10-29-2003, 06:58 AM
i don't get the mayo sandwhich one.
cuz by the time the scene is done the woman's mouth will look like they just had a mayonnaise sandwich.
amietron
10-29-2003, 12:20 PM
cuz by the time the scene is done the woman's mouth will look like they just had a mayonnaise sandwich.
which may be a good thing! http://www.theillustrator.com/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm
kimpossible
10-29-2003, 12:24 PM
The XXX Files
If that's not already an actual film.
kimpossible
10-29-2003, 12:25 PM
which may be a good thing! http://www.theillustrator.com/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm
that puts a whole new spin on taking your medicine
"hey, my prescription says swallow two loads and call the physician in the morning."
deez nuts
10-29-2003, 12:33 PM
which may be a good thing! http://www.theillustrator.com/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm
hahaha, i read a printout of it last week.
we were just talking about it at work yesterday. allegedly somebody slipped that article into the latest New England Journal of Medicine as a joke. they're trying to track that person down.
amietron
10-29-2003, 12:34 PM
Hey- I've seen that link before at some porn site. Did you get it from there? Because that link came way before it appeared on here.
I'm sorry, Mr Z. No, I did not get the link from a porn site. One of my friends IMed it to me this morning. He said he wanted to do his part to reduce breast cancer.
amietron
10-29-2003, 12:36 PM
hahaha, i read a printout of it last week.
we were just talking about it at work yesterday. allegedly somebody slipped that article into the latest New England Journal of Medicine as a joke. they're trying to track that person down.
:laugh: that's funny. think of all those women out there who are thinking now "well, i guess blow jobs aren't THAT bad. i'll give hubby a blow job tonight. then, at least i have a lower risk for breast cancer!"
amietron
10-29-2003, 12:53 PM
Hey that's O.K; because I've seen that link before; Oh, and the phrase, "[he] wanted to do his part to reduce breat cancer" is funny; I can see the humour in that; so, are you going to help him?
shut up, no!
ChinaLama
10-29-2003, 02:33 PM
You're lying; I can see you doing your part :licka:
generally not a good idea to keep making fellatio jokes to someone you don't know, especially after she responded to your first fellatio joke with "shut up, no!"
mr. x
10-29-2003, 04:53 PM
id name it "sher loves meena" (sorry meena had to throw that one in)
seriously though id dress up in wacky chinese garb and call it the "master tung" series (i thought this up before i read SunWu's post)
like "master tung and the 1000 orgasms" that sorta thing
interestingly enough theres a website called namethatporno.com where you "porno-ize" a mainstream movie's title
ex: saving private ryan = saving ryan's privates
dont worry its worksafe, so long as your boss doesnt read the word porno
ChinaLama
10-29-2003, 05:20 PM
oh god. meena in pr0n = :shudder:
how about Jenna Loves Jing? Starring yours truly and Jenna Jameson. Would have to be cast very soon since Jenna's getting old and the allure of "I fucked Jenna Jameson" is really going to dull when she's a hag.
TyroneK(prettypretty)
10-29-2003, 05:29 PM
oh god. meena in pr0n = :shudder:
how about Jenna Loves Jing? Starring yours truly and Jenna Jameson. Would have to be cast very soon since Jenna's getting old and the allure of "I fucked Jenna Jameson" is really going to dull when she's a hag.She's going mainstream, bitch. She's in the Jackson Guitars ad campaign. It's pretty cool. It's been the only part of this 80's revival which hasn't made me nauseous.
http://www.jacksonguitars.com/whatshot/jenna_jpgs/
I would call my porno Tyrone Fucks a Lot of Women on Camera. Either that or American Booty.
ChinaLama
10-29-2003, 05:33 PM
She's going mainstream, bitch. She's in the Jackson Guitars ad campaign. It's pretty cool. It's been the only part of this 80's revival which hasn't made me nauseous.
http://www.jacksonguitars.com/whatshot/jenna_jpgs/
I would call my porno Tyrone Fucks a Lot of Women on Camera. Either that or American Booty.
This could all be incorporated into the film. Jenna would give herself foreplay w/ a guitar, then i'd fuck her while she's wearing the Pumas or whatever she's endorsing. So it'd be a porno AND it would have corporate sponsorship. Make a lot of money from it.
Then again I'm afraid of sex so I'll probably have to hire a stunt cock.
Irezumi Kiss
10-30-2003, 06:59 PM
Here's mine, complete with secondary tag phrases:
1) "Mast Her and Cummand Her"
The Far Side Of The Ass Cheeks
2) "Breasts of New York"
America was born between the sheets.
3) "Balllickstick: Marina Matsushima vs. Irezumi Kiss"
Your most dangerous enemies are the friends you've double-penetrated.
4) "T.W.A.T."
Even hoes dial 911.
applehead
10-31-2003, 02:11 AM
oh god. meena in pr0n = :shudder:
i seriously have to second that.
and mayo sandwhich?
that's gross.
Fireblade
10-31-2003, 11:10 AM
The O.C.
asian guy from the bay area goes down to new port beach and gives all the lovely ladies a good time
wow! i haven't been in this thread for a couple of days and it's grown to three pages!
yw.org is full of creative (and horny) people... my kind of place. :p
mr. x
10-31-2003, 12:55 PM
id do a cop movie with the tagline "assume the position!"
ModernLogic
11-01-2003, 12:51 AM
Two Guys, A Girl and No Pizza Place.
bigwong235
11-01-2003, 12:42 PM
yellowworld.
John0101
11-01-2003, 04:20 PM
Asianphiles: The Story of a WF/AM :p
mr. x
11-02-2003, 01:47 AM
i seriously have to second that.
and mayo sandwhich?
that's gross.
how about "getting head in the big apple"
Shuriken
11-02-2003, 12:03 PM
If you were to star in your own pornographic video, what would you name it?
...
SHOT in the FACE!
Ummm ... Amy, are you trying to tell us something?
amietron
11-02-2003, 02:35 PM
Ummm ... Amy, are you trying to tell us something?
no. are you?
mr. x
11-02-2003, 10:22 PM
Asianphiles: The Story of a WF/AM :p
"i was a single white woman living in Boston, when i decided to take a karate class. thats when i met...him (waka wow wow)"
Shuriken
11-03-2003, 12:09 PM
Chin Ping Mei
(SWK's the only one who's gonna get that)
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