View Full Version : annoying pick-up lines relating to your ethnicity
kasia
10-22-2003, 10:27 AM
ever been in a situation where you're just conversing with a guy you just met, things are going okay, and then he just *has* to say something about your ethnicity? what are some annoying lines that you've received?
some of mine:
want me to guess what ethnicity you are?
um...no.
i went to japan last year.
that's nice. i'm not japanese.
omg. i have some chinese girl friends who also do that.
(that was in response to something i did - like cover my mouth when i talk or something.) ...
my best friend's girlfriend is chinese. i just love her.
i guess that means you'll love me too?
so what do you think of communism?
we're at a bar. why are you asking me questions that require thought?
my friends and i went out for korean/chinese/japanese food just the other night. it was great.
thanks! (i actually always get this one. why do they think it's important to me that they enjoy Asian food???)
nonamerasian
10-22-2003, 10:38 AM
I've only received one that I can remember.
It was from H.S., while waiting outside for school to start. Out of the blue, while we were discussing the answer to a NYS Regents math question he blurts. . .
I never fucked a Black girl. I heard you girls are good.
ChinaLama
10-22-2003, 10:42 AM
so if i'm trying to pick up a Japanese American chick, I'm not supposed to say, "I used to watch Sailor Moon."
ok never mind that. I think if I actually admitted that, i'd just get laughed at. not even worth a slap. :(
Napoleon Chynamite
10-22-2003, 10:58 AM
so if i'm trying to pick up a Japanese American chick, I'm not supposed to say, "I used to watch Sailor Moon."
ok never mind that. I think if I actually admitted that, i'd just get laughed at. not even worth a slap. :(
This one girl thought I was an exchange student and asked me 'when are you going back to Japan? I can say ni hao ma...'
These punk ass high school kids in the back of the bus told me to go back to Korea and bring them back some sushi.
ok these aren't pickup lines...anyways
just wanted to share cause i'm a sharing type'a guy
VV o n g B a
10-22-2003, 11:12 AM
i've posted this before but:
girl: "what ethnicity are you?"
me: "chinese"
girl: "oh, you're chinese? i'm a virgin to chinese."
coagulated fat
10-22-2003, 11:14 AM
Well there's the infamous "Do you have any asian in you?... want more"
It was funny the first time I heard it.
YuheiCarreau
10-22-2003, 11:52 AM
How about "I like Asian chicks. You're a hottie tottie with a naughty Karate body!"
SunWuKong
10-22-2003, 11:57 AM
this happened last weekend... :dry:
"gracias! oh, you probably don't know Spanish."
"i know Chinese."
"shee shee!"
kasia
10-22-2003, 12:04 PM
you know, i always thought girls got this more than guys.
lethal
10-22-2003, 12:20 PM
One time I was sittng in a Pho place and these 2 African American women asked the waiter if they had Sushi.
Not a pick-up line, just something funny that happened.
coagulated fat
10-22-2003, 12:34 PM
One time I was sittng in a Pho place and these 2 African American women asked the waiter if they had Sushi.
People would ask that all the time when I was a hostess at a Thai restaurant.
applehead
10-22-2003, 12:38 PM
"are you chinese?"
"no, korean"
"oh i know korean!!" "ahn nyung ha sae yo"
okiee it's not really a pick up line, all the time.
but it's annoying.
kasia
10-22-2003, 12:42 PM
"are you chinese?"
"no, korean"
"oh i know korean!!" "ahn nyung ha sae yo"
okiee it's not really a pick up line, all the time.
but it's annoying.
this black homeless person, outside of 7-11 in k-town, would always thank me with 'kam sam han me da" (sp?) after i'd give him my change. annoyed me b/c i'm not korean. ab told me to start saying, "de nada" to him. =)
kboy75
10-22-2003, 12:48 PM
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kboy75
10-22-2003, 12:49 PM
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SunWuKong
10-22-2003, 12:51 PM
One time I was sittng in a Pho place and these 2 African American women asked the waiter if they had Sushi.
People would ask that all the time when I was a hostess at a Thai restaurant.
this is exactly why many Americanised Chinese restaurants started offering sushi, even though it's not part of Chinese cuisine. it's all about the benjamins, baby.
applehead
10-22-2003, 12:58 PM
this is exactly why many Americanised Chinese restaurants started offering sushi, even though it's not part of Chinese cuisine. it's all about the benjamins, baby.
no wonder..
i've been seeing a lot of those.
kboy75
10-22-2003, 01:10 PM
this is exactly why many Americanised Chinese restaurants started offering sushi, even though it's not part of Chinese cuisine. it's all about the benjamins, baby.
yeah korean places too. gum gang san in nyc is kinda westernized and has sushi. and some of my fav sushi joints in the bay area are korean-owned.
Cipherous
10-22-2003, 01:40 PM
"Damn baby and I thought the hottest out of China was the General Tso's Chicken"
SunWuKong
10-22-2003, 02:02 PM
yeah korean places too. gum gang san in nyc is kinda westernized and has sushi. and some of my fav sushi joints in the bay area are korean-owned.
i thought sushi was a part of Korean cuisine anyway, but it's called something else in Korean?
kimpossible
10-22-2003, 02:06 PM
i've posted this before but:
girl: "what ethnicity are you?"
me: "chinese"
girl: "oh, you're chinese? i'm a virgin to chinese."
Was this just some random chick or did you know her? You should have told her you could help her with that problem.
Here's one from when I still dated back in the stone age.
This one older guy who was posing as a younger guy kept bugging me for a date. He was pretty good looking but he seemed kind of slutty and I wasn't in the mood for deflecting constant attempts of grabass but finally I said yes just for the hell of it. Once I said yes he asked me the usual, are you like Chinese or something? So I told him I was part Japanese. His immediate response was "Oh cool, I've never dated a Chinese girl before!"
mr. x
10-22-2003, 03:34 PM
Was this just some random chick or did you know her? You should have told her you could help her with that problem.
Here's one from when I still dated back in the stone age.
This one older guy who was posing as a younger guy kept bugging me for a date. He was pretty good looking but he seemed kind of slutty and I wasn't in the mood for deflecting constant attempts of grabass but finally I said yes just for the hell of it. Once I said yes he asked me the usual, are you like Chinese or something? So I told him I was part Japanese. His immediate response was "Oh cool, I've never dated a Chinese girl before!"
hahahahahah, i bet he had his responses all lined up
"okay now you're supposed to go "oh my white in shining armor, take me back to your place" and i go "sure thang baby" "
"umm i dont think so"
"wait thats not in the script!"
kasia
10-23-2003, 09:52 AM
Well there's the infamous "Do you have any asian in you?... want more"
It was funny the first time I heard it.
did an asian guy say it to you? if so, it's not really in relation to you ethnicity.
if not, the line wouldn't make sense at all.
Napoleon Chynamite
10-23-2003, 09:59 AM
i thought sushi was a part of Korean cuisine anyway, but it's called something else in Korean?
Isn't that kimbap? Slightly different I guess but I dunno. One night I attended the Korean Student Association's Theater Night at my university and took home 9 whole sticks of that stuff.
kasia
10-23-2003, 10:04 AM
i thought sushi was a part of Korean cuisine anyway, but it's called something else in Korean?
kim bap is made with either beef or fish cake. and it tastes totally different from sushi - you can eat it while it's warm.
but it probably was influenced by the japanese, considering they took over korea.
kboy75
10-23-2003, 10:12 AM
i thought sushi was a part of Korean cuisine anyway, but it's called something else in Korean?
not to jack this thread, but not in the same way as Japanese food. there is some japanese influence from way back and Koreans are infamous for modifying. and the style and little details are different that would not fly in a Japanese restaurant. I was talking about a Korean restaurant having japanese style sushi.
Anyhow to get back to the original question (sorry I'm posting in the women's forum)...
One time this girl pulled this on me (it's kinda old, but i was totally being serious):
Me: I'm hungry.
Her: Oh yeah? Let's get Korean!
Me: Hmm... well, I DO feel like some jiggae.
Her: Oh... I wanna get jiggae with you.... *wink*
Me: *pause while I get it*
I actually laughed so I guess it worked...
Fireblade
10-23-2003, 10:24 AM
while I was at some weird bar/club in sacramento there was a guy who said
"hey baby. I know kungfu, and I'm a black belt. I'm pretty badass. Wanna dance with a real karate kid?"
I think five people laughed at the same time, including the girl he was asking out.
coagulated fat
10-23-2003, 11:20 AM
did an asian guy say it to you? if so, it's not really in relation to you ethnicity.
if not, the line wouldn't make sense at all.
Yeah he was Asian. It's probably about his ethnicity more than mine, except for the fact that he was seriously asking what I was, not just setting up for the punch line.
nonamerasian
10-23-2003, 02:10 PM
I'm not sure if it were ever to be taken as a pick-up line, but also back in my H.S. days, a couple of people tried to strike up a conversation around ganja.
thaite
10-23-2003, 03:10 PM
Personally, I find this one (http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/hotstuff.mp3) works well for me.
teaz0r
10-26-2003, 08:47 AM
do you suck cock like a patpong* whore?
as a matter of fact, yes, yes i do.
*patpong-bangkok's notorious red light district
Hanuman
10-26-2003, 09:47 AM
I was asked once what nationality I was, to which I replied "Thai".
The girl goes oh wow, my cousins dating a Taiwanese guy, he's cool too.
My response "Thai, as in Thailand you knucklehead, Taiwan"
Another one, "you're pretty hot for an Asian guy."
Me, "You're pretty stupid even for a blonde"
coagulated fat
10-26-2003, 12:00 PM
blondes have got to be some of the most dumbest white women around. second only to some 40 - 50 yr old asian women out there who gets disrespected by their asian husband of many years.
I know many smart blondes. You can't judge a person's intelligence by the color of their hair; a smart person would know this.
mr. x
10-26-2003, 12:18 PM
Another one, "you're pretty hot for an Asian guy."
Me, "You're pretty stupid even for a blonde"
what were you thinking?!? i know she's dumb and a lil racist but damn she was saying in blonde "i wanna fuck you but plz dont tell your friends or anyone for that matter"
mr. x
10-26-2003, 12:19 PM
as a matter of fact, yes, yes i do.
*patpong-bangkok's notorious red light district
you are a red light district
kimpossible
10-26-2003, 01:52 PM
what were you thinking?!? i know she's dumb and a lil racist but damn she was saying in blonde "i wanna fuck you but plz dont tell your friends or anyone for that matter"
Maybe she was fugly. A fugly girl with bleached hair is still fugly.
nonamerasian
10-26-2003, 01:59 PM
blondes have got to be some of the most dumbest white women around. . .
Yeah, because everyone knows there is a direct correlation between hair color, or dye, and a lack of smarts. :dry:
Fireblade
10-26-2003, 02:51 PM
hahaha... I actually heard this yesterday
Guy - "hey, do you watch japanese cartoons... you know, like anime?"
Girl - "umm.. no"
Guy - "cuz you look like rei from sailormoon"
Girl - "dood, the only cartoons I watch is Simpsons"
And I really don't want to use sterotypes, but the guy was a skinny white guy, with glasses and funky beard, who was wearing a dragon ball z shirt. I was just shocked to see it in at the MU the other day.
hahaha... I actually heard this yesterday
Guy - "hey, do you watch japanese cartoons... you know, like anime?"
Girl - "umm.. no"
Guy - "cuz you look like rei from sailormoon"
Girl - "dood, the only cartoons I watch is Simpsons"
And I really don't want to use sterotypes, but the guy was a skinny white guy, with glasses and funky beard, who was wearing a dragon ball z shirt. I was just shocked to see it in at the MU the other day.
doesn't he mean rei from neon genesis evangelion?
Hanuman
10-26-2003, 03:41 PM
Maybe she was fugly. A fugly girl with bleached hair is still fugly.
No see would have been cute if she wasn't stupid. A hot girl becomes suddenly unattractive when she opens her mouth and reveals how ignorant or uneducated she is.
mr. x
10-26-2003, 05:57 PM
No see would have been cute if she wasn't stupid. A hot girl becomes suddenly unattractive when she opens her mouth and reveals how ignorant or uneducated she is.
yah i hate to say it, but theres a higher ratio of stupid white girls (not all are stupid)
im just saying its harder to find that one right girl when theres a sea of stupid ones
mr. x
10-26-2003, 05:58 PM
hahaha... I actually heard this yesterday
Guy - "hey, do you watch japanese cartoons... you know, like anime?"
Girl - "umm.. no"
Guy - "cuz you look like rei from sailormoon"
Girl - "dood, the only cartoons I watch is Simpsons"
And I really don't want to use sterotypes, but the guy was a skinny white guy, with glasses and funky beard, who was wearing a dragon ball z shirt. I was just shocked to see it in at the MU the other day.
was she white? that would be even funnier if she were
blkazngirl
10-30-2003, 01:29 PM
I've hread some stupid pick-up lines.
Guy: So, like what are you, Japanese or Chinese?
Me: Black and Chinese, why?
Guy: (smiles) Damn, I bet fucking you would be the ultimate.
Me: (frown) Well, it's something you'll never find out.
Than there was this one
Guy: (trying to speak Chinese0
Me: Excuse me?
Guy: I was trying to say how pretty you look.
Me: Thank you
Guy: I hope you are not offended, but I have a thing for Asian women. Would you mind if we..........
Me: (At this point I got up and walked away.)
Sometimes it's just best to keep you mouth closed, because dumb shit falls out.
kimpossible
10-30-2003, 01:37 PM
I've hread some stupid pick-up lines.
Guy: So, like what are you, Japanese or Chinese?
Me: Black and Chinese, why?
Guy: (smiles) Damn, I bet fucking you would be the ultimate.
Me: (frown) Well, it's something you'll never find out.
Than there was this one
Guy: (trying to speak Chinese0
Me: Excuse me?
Guy: I was trying to say how pretty you look.
Me: Thank you
Guy: I hope you are not offended, but I have a thing for Asian women. Would you mind if we..........
Me: (At this point I got up and walked away.)
Sometimes it's just best to keep you mouth closed, because dumb shit falls out.
or how about that guy that IM'd you about being Chinese and shitting on him? that was a classic.
ellsworth81
10-31-2003, 07:47 AM
or how about that guy that IM'd you about being Chinese and shitting on him? that was a classic.
the good ol cleveland steamer eh :licka:
blkazngirl
10-31-2003, 01:22 PM
or how about that guy that IM'd you about being Chinese and shitting on him? that was a classic.
LMAO , I forgot all about that sick ass! :laugh:
more then once, i've had guys come up to me and say hello to me in japanese.
i usually just say to them, "i'm chinese..." and walk away.
but now that i think about it, for all they know, they probably thought they were speaking to me in chinese (or that it's all the same?)
Cipherous
10-31-2003, 02:52 PM
I've hread some stupid pick-up lines.
Guy: So, like what are you, Japanese or Chinese?
Me: Black and Chinese, why?
Guy: (smiles) Damn, I bet fucking you would be the ultimate.
Me: (frown) Well, it's something you'll never find out.
Than there was this one
Guy: (trying to speak Chinese0
Me: Excuse me?
Guy: I was trying to say how pretty you look.
Me: Thank you
Guy: I hope you are not offended, but I have a thing for Asian women. Would you mind if we..........
Me: (At this point I got up and walked away.)
Sometimes it's just best to keep you mouth closed, because dumb shit falls out.
haha, were those guys Asian?
mr. x
11-01-2003, 12:33 AM
haha, were those guys Asian?
umm, asian guys dont go "i have a thing for asian girls"
its a given
Cipherous
11-01-2003, 10:41 AM
umm, asian guys dont go "i have a thing for asian girls"
its a given
I do!!!
coagulated fat
11-01-2003, 04:50 PM
I got this yesterday, I don't think this is a pickup line, but amusing nonetheless
"you dance pretty well for a japanese/white girl"
mr. x
11-02-2003, 12:31 AM
Sometimes, Asian men "rediscover" Asian women after "selling-out" if you know what I mean. :beerchug:
New thread: "why do asian sellout guys eat white pussy?!?!"
mr. x
11-02-2003, 09:08 PM
Perhaps because it tastes sooo... good?
i was kidding, like "in a twilight zone" world where asian girls named Cad say "why do..."
ChinaLama
11-02-2003, 09:14 PM
yes white meat is good stuff. that's what wendy's chicken nuggets are made of. pure white meat.
mr. x
11-02-2003, 09:17 PM
yes white meat is good stuff. that's what wendy's chicken nuggets are made of. pure white meat.
isnt Jack in the Box's too? i saw the commercial and he was like "big real breasts" and the dude was all laughing
Proud_Jook_Sing
11-04-2003, 02:59 PM
Another one, "you're pretty hot for an Asian guy."
Me, "You're pretty stupid even for a blonde"
Aw come on. She wasn't that bad. What's bad is when an Asian female say that.
mr. x
11-04-2003, 09:24 PM
Aw come on. She wasn't that bad. What's bad is when an Asian female say that.
yah, i told the guy, basically "hey at least she was a free fuck"
Fireblade
11-05-2003, 12:40 AM
Heard this from a friend yesterday. Dunno if it's an actual incident, or just a joke.
Guy - So you're Chinese? You're like smart in math right?
Girl - Are you smart in DUMB?
himura-dono
12-07-2003, 12:35 AM
hahaha... I actually heard this yesterday
Guy - "hey, do you watch japanese cartoons... you know, like anime?"
Girl - "umm.. no"
Guy - "cuz you look like rei from sailormoon"
Girl - "dood, the only cartoons I watch is Simpsons"
And I really don't want to use sterotypes, but the guy was a skinny white guy, with glasses and funky beard, who was wearing a dragon ball z shirt. I was just shocked to see it in at the MU the other day.
wait, did he look like disturbed and looked like he has a massive prescription (i.e. THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK glasses that magnifies his eyes) by like the initial D games?
if so, that dude's a freak AND a racist x_X. omg, i wish i never was forced to meet that moron. he's a friend of this friend's bf and she hates being around him so she dragged me along once.
Fireblade
12-07-2003, 12:47 AM
wait, did he look like disturbed and looked like he has a massive prescription (i.e. THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK glasses that magnifies his eyes) by like the initial D games?
if so, that dude's a freak AND a racist x_X. omg, i wish i never was forced to meet that moron. he's a friend of this friend's bf and she hates being around him so she dragged me along once.
He's the one. I don't think there can possibly be TWO asses like that in Davis. I could be wrong though.
teaz0r
12-07-2003, 01:21 AM
there was a beautiful boy that went to UC Davis.
his name is Fred Lee. but we all called him Fred Green.
he was such a good dancer. he was older than me.
graduated in '00.
i wouldn't mind his ass on my face.
missmeow
12-07-2003, 08:15 AM
i've posted this before but:
girl: "what ethnicity are you?"
me: "chinese"
girl: "oh, you're chinese? i'm a virgin to chinese."
Sounds like she just wanted in your pants and was looking for an easy way in. Shoulda tapped that :tongue:
missmeow
12-07-2003, 08:18 AM
I've gotten some really dumb ones, but my favorite was being told by a guy that he knows how to, "take care of a white chocolate princess".
My other favorites (not related to ethnicity) are: "got milk?" and "damn you been drinking yo milk!".
kasia
12-07-2003, 10:13 AM
Another one, "you're pretty hot for an Asian guy."
Me, "You're pretty stupid even for a blonde"
Aw come on. She wasn't that bad. What's bad is when an Asian female say that.
why is it worse when an asian female, as opposed to a white female, tell hanuman that he is "pretty hot for an asian guy."
if said by a white female, it sounds like a pretty racist comment - like most asian guys aren't hot.
if said by an asian female, it sounds like she has bought into racist beliefs and is engaging in self-hatred.
mr. x
12-07-2003, 01:50 PM
why is it worse when an asian female, as opposed to a white female, tell hanuman that he is "pretty hot for an asian guy."
if said by a white female, it sounds like a pretty racist comment - like most asian guys aren't hot.
if said by an asian female, it sounds like she has bought into racist beliefs and is engaging in self-hatred.
yup, bad all around
its like a chocolate thats been pissed on
yup, bad all around
its like a chocolate thats been pissed on
^
wow that's a new one...i think i'll borrow that
coagulated fat
12-07-2003, 03:01 PM
I think mr. X and tao would make a good couple.
matchmaker matchmaker make me a match
I think mr. X and tao would make a good couple.
matchmaker matchmaker make me a match
hmmm..well i did like that simpson's episode.....
Napoleon Chynamite
12-07-2003, 03:04 PM
I tell Chinese girls that I'm a pathetic culture-neglecting jook sing who needs to be whipped back into shape and I'm just waiting for the right lass to come along.
ChinaLama
12-07-2003, 03:10 PM
ni xiang shi shi kan yi dian te bie shanghai gong ji ba?
^
shanghai chicken? what's so special about that?
Napoleon Chynamite
12-07-2003, 03:12 PM
ni xiang shi shi kan yi dian te bie shanghai gong ji ba?
You hafta say that in Shanghainese, Jing. Otherwise you won't come across as authentic.
ChinaLama
12-07-2003, 03:14 PM
You hafta say that in Shanghainese, Jing. Otherwise you won't come across as authentic.
nong xiang shi shi kyoo yeh di shanghai gong ji ba?
wait not you specifically. that's what i'd say to a girl. I guess it'd work better if it were preceded by:
Xiao jie, ni xi huang beijing ya ba? (xiao ja, nong hyoo xi boojing ah ba?)
mr. x
12-08-2003, 02:34 PM
I think mr. X and tao would make a good couple.
matchmaker matchmaker make me a match
tao: "ew no, i prefer snatch"
I've gotten "you look like Lucy Liu" a bunch of times. mostly when the first Charlie's Angels came out, though.
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